Chapter 49: 38

Arranged Marriage || YOONMINWords: 9017

Saturday morning, Jimin found himself getting out of bed at around 6 am, for reasons he honestly didn't freaking know.

Suddenly out of nowhere that day an overly excited and giddy Kim Taehyung had crashed into his house through his window and almost gave him a heart attack as he literally gave him a scream as a wake up call.

Not only that, but the blond was dragged over to his bathroom to brush his teeth, wash his face and even take a shower; 2 of those things Taehyung had done for him because he was just to sleepy to do them himself.

And now here he was, totally awake with a headache and an overly happy Taehyung behind him (like he was too happy, you could literally visibly spot the sparkles and glitters that surrounded him--), sitting on a chair in his bathroom in front of his mirror, with only a towel wrapped around his waist, getting pet on his head by his best friend.

And to say that Jimin wanted to scream at the boy was an understatement at this point.

He was ready to strangle him.

"Taehyung." Called Jimin to the boy behind him, who gave him a wide grin as if he was the most innocent child in the world.

"Hm?"

"Explain." Taehyung grin didn't even falter when Jimin had snapped his plastic comb into two pieces with only one of his hands. "Now."

"Well my friend as you know, you're getting married--"

"Engaged."

"--today." Jimin brow twitched at the fact that his remark was ignored by the boy behind him. "So it is my duty as your best friend to help you transform into the most beautiful person witnessed by mankind in your special day!!"

...okay. Calm down Jimin. Don't strangle him yet, not yet, the boy has good intentions here--

"And we will be starting off with that by dying your hair in, DRUM ROLL--!!" Jimin narrowed his eyes when a box of hair dye suddenly appeared in Taehyung's hand, the blond's eyes widening at the color that Taehyung chose for him.

"PINK!!"

You know what, scratch that last thought.

Jimin was ready to kill the boy--

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6:30 am at the Min household:

"Okay Yoongi calm down."

Yoongi breathed in and out as he ran a hand through his wet hair, the boy tried his best in calming down his nerves. "I am calm."

The chuckle that he heard coming out from the other side of the line embarrassed him even more.

God he was an idiot.

"Yeah right," he heard your voice sarcastically tell him. "That's why you called me instead of Hobi."

Yoongi groaned at the sound of the sarcasm literally almost dripping from your voice on the other side of the line. He felt so embarrassed suddenly calling you in this hour of the day even though it was accidental. How the heck did he call you again?

Oh right, because he had added you as "Jung Y/N" on his contact just to tease Hoseok about his relationship with you a bit, and him, being the still sleepy but paranoid idiot he was, instantly hit the call button once he saw the name "Jung", even though Hoseok's name was literally "Hobi" in his contacts. God, karma really was a bitch huh?

"It was an accident okay?" Reasoned Yoongi while ruffling his wet hair a bit. "And since when did you call my best friend Hobi?" Asked Yoongi trying to tease you a bit by changing the subject at hand, as it kind of worked since you had gone a bit silent afterwards.

"...irrelevant at the moment." Yoongi couldn't help but chuckle. "Anyway I have to go, Taehyung called me a few minutes to meet him at Jimin's house." Yoongi couldn't help but smile a bit at the mention of Jimin's name. "Sorry I can't help you in getting ready~"

Yoongi chuckled at your last comment while grabbing a towel to dry his blue locks at bit. "Don't worry, I'll make sure your boyfriend comes over to help me."

"Look at you teasing me." Yoongi grinned at your amused voice. "And Hoseok's not my boyfriend."

"Who said that I'm inviting Hoseok over?"

"You did you just--" A gasp was heard coming from the other side of the line as Yoongi couldn't help but whole heartedly laugh at this point. "W--wait hold up-!"

"Yes?" Innocently asked the boy to you with a toothy grin plastered on his face, as you couldn't help but laugh yourself at how the tables have turned.

"Now I know why Jimin hates you."

"I'm full of charms aren't I?"

"I'm going to hang up now before I embarrass myself more then this." Yoongi grin stretched further as he threw his towel on the side."Bye. See you tonight I guess."

"You too, bye."

And a sigh of relief escaped him instantly when the call ended, the boy practicality throwing his phone aside. Look at him starting off his day with embarrassing himself at practically almost 7 am in the morning. Yoongi could only pinch the bridge of his nose at that fact.

Looking over at the big mirror in his bedroom, Yoongi gave his reflection a long curious glance.

Specifically, he gave his hair a long curious glance.

He pursued his lips as he pondered over an idea that hit him.

Maybe...how about he-

The boy smiled to himself.

Fetching his phone once more, he dialed Hoseok's number as the boy was determined in what he wants to do before his engagement party tonight.

Yeah, he should just do it.

He never really tried it on now that he thinks about it.

As he waited for his best friend to pick up, Yoongi nodded to himself in the mirror and gave himself a smile when his friend had finally answered his call.

"Hey Hobi come over I need you."

He frowned when he heard a long sigh coming from the other side of the line, as a strong wave of déja-vu hit him.

"Yoongi we talked about this."

His eyes almost popped out of their sockets at the sound of your clearly 'so-done-with-him' voice hitting his ears.

'Oh for the love of god-'

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"Oh for the love of god!!" Shouted a frustrated Jimin as he pushed Taehyung's excited face away from his own. "No!!"

"Oh come on Chim!! Pink would look perfect on you!!"

"I'm not dying my hair pink Kim Taehyung!! End of story!!"

"ChimChim!"

"NO!"

The sudden opening of Jimin's bathroom door made both of the boys heads flinch to the side instantly.

"What the heck is going on here first thing in the morning?!" Exclaimed Mrs. Park Mina who clearly looked like she had just got out of bed, as she eyed the two before her like they had just grown a few new heads.

"Oh thank god finally, Mina my savior." Groaned Taehyung while casually calling Jimin's mother by her first name as if the two were the best friends of the world, the mentioned women raising an eyebrow in the boy's direction. "Please put some sense into your son!!"

"...I'm sorry?" Jimin snorted at his, clearly, too surprised mother beside him, who's shock continued to grow even further when Taehyung had literally jumped towards her.

"Pink!! The color pink!!"

"Wh--what about it?"

"Wouldn't it look amazing on Jimin if he were to dye his hair pink?!" Exclaimed Taehyung as he now stood beside the dark haired woman while gesturing over to his best friend that still sat shirtless with only a towel around his waist, who looked so done with him at this point.

"I--" The terrified woman gulped as she worriedly eyed her son, the mentioned boy rolling his eyes when his mother's eyes met his own, desperately asking him how to answer the overly hyper boy. "...I guess?"

All hell broke loose after those words-

"SEE?!"

"OH SHUT IT SHE ONLY SAID THAT CAUSE SHE'S TERRIFIED OF YOU?!"

"WHY WOULD SHE BE TERRIFIED OF ME?! I'M A SWEETHEART HONEY!"

"NOT RIGHT NOW YOU AREN'T!"

"I'M ALWAYS A SWEETHEART!"

"SAYS THE GUY WHO ALWAYS POKES ME IN THE RIB WITH HIS PENCIL!"

"I DO THAT OUT OF LOVE!"

"WELL STOP LOVING ME IF THAT'S THE CASE!"

Taehyung gasped at this as he dramatically fell on the floor. "TAKE THAT BACK-!"

"NO!"

"THAT'S IT I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!"

"NO WAY 'CAUSE I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!"

"HOW COULD YOU DARE TO BREAK UP WITH ME?! I'M AMAZING! ASK JUNGKOOK!"

"I PITTY HIM HONESTLY!"

Meanwhile, while those two were arguing, you, who had just arrived at Jimin's house and had welcomed herself in through his bedroom window instead of his front door just like Taehyung did, sighed at the scene displaying itself before you as you stood beside a bewildered Park Mina.

"Those two will never change I swear." You tiredly said along with the small shaking of your head, as you turned around to greet the shocked woman beside you with a smile. "Oh, good morning Mrs. Park!"

"H--how" Mrs. Park inspected you from head to toe with her mouth open in disbelief. "How did you get in?!" The poor woman was close to having a heart attack.

"Oh, through Jimin's window of course." You answered her as if it was the most obvious thing in the world while the woman looked at you as if you were some kind of ghost, as she looked like she wanted to ask more but simply didn't know where to start.

'Are these kids seriously Jimin's friends--?'

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And after those weird events that you have just read passed, the clock hit 6, the time where the boys engagement party will be held, as the people who got invited to the party all gathered up in the Min's household, the place where the party will take place...

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And I finally update after 3 month lol 👀 soooorrrryyyyy-