"W--wait, hold up a minute--" You choked out once Jimin had finished telling you and Taehyung, along with Jungkook, about how he suddenly ended up....well you know, ahem, excited ( Í¡o ÍÊ Í¡o) , at his morning breakfast with Yoongi, as all of you had gathered up in one of the school's cafeteria tables during lunch time, to talk about the incident that happened only this morning. "So, what I'm hearing is, your not a virgin anymore?!"
"What?!" Exclaimed out Jimin through a hiss with red cheeks towards your surprised form. "No you dumbass!! H--he just--" The boy gulped as he averted his gaze away from you. "He just f--finished what he started."
You teasingly started to punch Jimin's forearm at this, the latter yelling at you to stop with his cheeks still ablaze, as suddenly, a gasping Taehyung got up from the table you guys were currently sitting on at lunch, surprising both you and Jimin, while the boy's dark haired boyfriend had a worried frown on his face, as he looked deep in thought.
"Jimin!!" Exclaimed out Taehyung to the blonde as he lunged at him on top of your cafeteria table, you shrieking in surprise once the grey haired boy had squeezed himself to sit between you and Jimin. "Jimin Jimin Jimin!!"
"What?!" Exclaimed out Jimin for the second time that day, his eyes looking confused, and a little scared at his grey haired best friend sudden outburst.
"You returned it right?!"
Jimin narrowed his eyes in confusion at this as he looked at Taehyung with wide, shocked eyes. "H--Huh?!"
"The blowjob." Stated bluntly Jungkook across the table from the blonde, his eyes looking dead serious as he reached up to hold Jimin's hand, while his boyfriend had taken captive of the other. "You returned it, didn't you?"
If someone could've died from blushing or getting embarrassed too hard or too much, then Jimin should've been deceased in that moment.
"What?!" Exclaimed out the blonde for the third time that day. "W--why should I--I-- return it?!"
Taehyung offensively gasped at his best friend at this while covering his mouth in horror, while Jungkook closed his dark eyes while he shook his head from side to side sorrowfully, looking as if he had heard that his dog had passed away, but he was trying his best in not crying or making a scene out in the open.
"Jimin!"
"Oh for the love of god, what?!"
"I feel so bad for Yoongi...."
"J--Jungkook are you okay?!"
"I--I need a minute..."
"What in the actual hell are you all talking about?!"
"Jimin!!" Exclaimed out Taehyung loudly to his best friend as he grabbed both of his shoulders while looking at him dead in the eye. "You always return a blowjob once someone gives you one!!"
"Huh?!" Both you and Jimin loudly exclaimed in surprise as Taehyung turned away from the blonde to nod over at you with wide eyes.
"That poor, poor man...." Trailed off Jungkook as he sadly put a hand at the front of his face. "He's a fighter indeed..."
"Do you even realize how much a man feels pain once he gets turned on?" Asked Taehyung to Jimin with desperate and pleading eyes while shaking him back and forth by his shoulders as he cried out "Your a man yourself Jimin!! You should know!!"
"I--I--" Jimin stuttered as he dazedly thought over Taehyung's words, his brain flashing back to his, moment (˵ Íã Í¡Ê Íã˵), with Yoongi earlier on today, as he blushed madly while shaking his own head back and forth to forget the memories of this morning.
You honestly started feeling dizzy while watching them, and at this point, Jungkook was praying on his knees to Yoongi's well being.
"I--I feel so lost with you guys." You sighed while closing your eyes to stop the growing dizziness from taking over. "All of you are freaking about a not-returned-blowjob while I'm over here only questioning one thing."
Taehyung's and Jimin's shaking came to a stop at your words as they turned their heads your way with confusion painting their faces while Jungkook only curiously peered your way.
"How the hell did you both make it to school so early while all of that went on?!" You questioned to all of the three beautiful men before you who blinked as they thought over your question with wide curious eyes.
Suddenly though, a potato wearing black round glasses passed by behind you, and whispered the answer that halted all of your confusions--
"Shhhh, don't question the philosophy of this book's author." The voice of the potato instantly disappeared afterwards along with it's owner, while you blinked in surprise and horror along with the others.
"A--A-- WHAT?!"
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"A--A WHAT?!"
Several hushes came from beside the orange haired Hoseok at his loud sudden shouting towards his best friend's way, as all the students that were currently present in the wide library were not feeling the slightest bit happy at welcoming the boy's deaf threatening shout to their minds that were currently only in the mood in welcoming knowledge from the many books presented before them in the wooden shelves of their school library.
"You idiot!" Exclaimed out Yoongi through a hushed out shout to his best friend as he wacked his head with his history book. "Keep it down will you!"
"B--but Yoongs!" Shouted out Hoseok as quietly as he could this time while giving the people around him a small beautiful smile full of happiness and sunshine, as peace literally was bestowed to their minds at the sight of it. "Is it true?!"
A wide smirk full of pride and cockiness appeared on Yoongi's face as he crossed his right leg over his left, a small twink of pride flashing up in his eyes as he gave the orange haired boy a small wink.
And Hoseok screamed once again.
"HOLY MOTHER OF KOREA!"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Commented out the residence of the library through clenched teeth as Yoongi face palmed while an embarrassed orange haired ball of sunshine nervously laughed at them as he repeatedly bowed his head their way apologetically.
"Can't you ever react like a normal human being?" Sighed out Yoongi to the boy before him as Hoseok let out an offensive gasp at him.
"Hey! For your information, people consider you to be the abnormal one between us," Stated out Hoseok matter-of-factly to Yoongi, the latter glaring at him with challenging eyes. "And second of all, how can I be cool about the fact that my best friend actually had the skill to arouse and seduce someone!"
"Like you can do that." Puffed out Yoongi feeling offended at the fact that Hoseok thought that low of his sex appeal. The latter laughed at this.
"You'd be surprised my Yoongay."
"I would if I actually saw it, but oh wait," Yoongi smirked as he leaned his body closer to the orange haired boy before him, who looked at him with curious eyes "it never happened in the first place so there's not really anything for me to see is there?" Hoseok gasped at this as he threw a random book that he found besides him at the blue haired boy before him.
"I'd have you know, I actually got laid more then your ass."
"You do know that kissing someone during the spin the bottle game does not count as getting laid right?"
"Hey! I haven't only been kissed during the spin the bottle game dumbass!"
"Oh sorry, you probably also got a few in those romantic video games that you play."
"Yoongi I will and can expose your darkest secrets."
"Try me Jung Hoseok!"
"Oh I will Min Yoongi!"
"SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"OH SHUT IT ALL OF YOU!!" Yelled out the duo in unison and annoyance at the residence of the library who all glared daggers at their forms.
And that's how they were kicked out of the library. أâ¿Ø£
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