POPPA
"Bae Where the fuck is my Draws at?" I yelled because she wasn't in the room.
"Bae" I repeated then smacked my lips seeing where she was at.
"Happy 5 months to you, Happy five months to you, Happy 5 months to Asia Happy 5 months to you" I heard Deajahnai sing.
She wanted to celebrate Asia's "5-month mark so bad" and I told her no because it's only five months, not her birthday and we won't be able to "celebrate" it if we wanted to because we'll be in Panama for the next couple days.
"Bae It's not like it's her birthday and did you hear me? I asked you if you know where my draws were" I said.
"Um it's important she's halfway from being 10 months that's a big deal for me and my baby is growing up too fast so I'm trying to cherish every moment," She said putting a tutu on Malaysia.
"Oh and I put your draws in the washer because a lot of them were on the floor and I didn't know whether they were clean or not so I just put them all in the washer," She said putting a birthday Pin on Malaysia.
"Bae that doesn't even say 5 months that says 5 years," I said rolling my eyes.
"If you would've looked you would see that I crossed that out and put months," She said holding up Malaysia and admiring her.
"Whatever just make sure you put my shit in the dryer," I said walking out of the room.
"No you can do it yourself I'm not your maid," Nunu said with Malaysia on her hip.
"I don't know how to work a damn dryer" I mumbled.
"What you say," Nunu asked me.
"I said I don't know how to work a dryer" I repeated making Nunu bust out laughing.
"That shit ain't funny foreal can you put my clothes in the dryer for me," I said.
"I'm not doing it for you but I can teach you," She said.
"Whatever cuz I need to pack and you do too putting my baby in tutu's and shit," I said.
"Boy bye my baby looks good ain't that right Asia Waisa," Nunu said kissing all over Malaysia's face making her whine.
"See you doing too much let me see her, "I said with my arms out so Malaysia can come to me.
She just stared at me and hid in Nunu's neck making me smack my lips.
"I'm gone remember that girl don't try to be in my face when I get some food," I said.
LATER
"Bae you got everything we gotta hurry cause everybody already at my mom's house getting ready to go to the airport!" I said pulling my suitcase to the front door.
"Yeah I'm just making sure I got everything in
Malaysia's diaper bag" She said back.
"Aight I'm gonna put the suitcases in the car," I said going outside.
"Ok we got everything clothes, shoes, change of clothes," nunu mumbled making sure everything was good before we left.
"Ok let's go I need to take a nap anyway so start driving sir," Nunu said wrapping her blanket around her sitting back.
"Do I look like a chauffeur to you?" I said looking at her.
"Yea very much so," She said putting her shades on.
"You know what whatever don't be surprised when I drop you off in the middle of nowhere," I said starting the car and driving off to my mom's house.
"Bae can you roll up a window I'm hot," Nunu said.
"Hell naw cuz it's the middle of winter and you talking about you hot, take that hot ass cover off then," I said.
She smacked her lips "You irk" She said rolling her eyes.
"Ain't nobody gonna roll down the window the baby in the back seat she can get sick"Â Â I explained to her.
"Ok fine can you at least turn down the AC," She said.
"Whatever cuz" I sighed turning down the AC
NUNU
We made it to Momma Smoke house where everybody was at.
It was only Obasi, Xiarra, and his mom basically his immediate family.
"Hey everybody," I said as I and Pop walked into the House greeting everybody.
"Hey, hun Momma smoke said grabbing Malaysia's car seat,
"Did she eat anything?" Momma Smoke said making me laugh.
"She ate mom she's good plus she's been gassy lately so I rather not overfeed her," I said making Momma smoke nod her head.
"Ok I'll take note of that," She said.
"Where did Bashar go?" I said to myself walking down the hall looking going into his room.
"Bae what are you doing," I said as he was looking for something.
"Bae you wanna try this while we're on the trip," He asked holding up a gag ball.
"Boy what the fuck is that why do you have that," I said with my mouth opened wide.
"What it's a gag ball and why not use the time we got to ourselves on the vacation cause you know my momma gonna have M for the whole trip let's have fun," he said.
"Hell no I don't want that why is that in your room? That probably been in other girls mouth and shit" I said with a disgusted face.
"Bae I swear I don't use it on no girls I just had it just in case cause I ain't know I was gonna leave out my mom's house so young," He said.
"Fuck. No." I said sternly
"Bae please" He begged.
"Fine we can probably do it but I'm not using that you can buy one in Panama or sum," I said.
"Man whatever I am just go to a sex store on our way to the airport since you wanna be such a germaphobe," He said.
"No your just nasty," I said
"But you suppose to be my Lil freak tho and like I said I ain't use it on nobody this shit came fresh from the pack, "he said holding the package that it came in.
Yeah we'll see but let's go we got a flight to catch," I said walking to the door with Pop following.
"Took y'all niggas long enough what was y'all doing," Obasi said with a smirk.
"Shut yo ugly ass up I was showing her my old room," I said.
After that they started arguing and fighting I just waited in the car with Xiarra and Malaysia as Momma Some was breaking up the fight
"I'm so glad I don't got a son cause I don't know how your Momma do it," I said looking at the window watching Momma smoke pull them by the ears, and dragging them to the car.
"Girl they be like this all day every day it's the norm," She said rubbing Malaysia's cheek.
"She so peaceful," Xiarra said admiring her.
"Yeah that's only when she's sleeping but when she's awake she's a whole diva," I said looking at her.
Pop then came in the car rubbing his Ear making me and Xiarra held in our laughs.
"That shit ain't fucking funny quit laughing cuz dead ass," He said seriously putting the keys in the car.
I and Xiarra both looked at each other and started laughing trying our best to not laugh too loud and wake up Malaysia.
"Bro-D get in the front cause you and Xiarra ain't gone do nothing but cause trouble the whole time" He demanded
"Bitch no she ain't got to listen to you. Not the Boss of nobody" Xiarra said.
"D cuz stop playing," He said looking at me in the rearview mirror
"Bae why can't I stay back here with Xiarra I haven't seen my bitch in forever stop acting like that," I said
"Aight bruh but if you get on my nerves I'm pulling this damn car over," He said
Boy please whatever
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