GOOD MORNING BESTIESSSS
â¡NUNUâ¡
"Ok how does this look?,Does this look inappropriate? Should I change" I said panicking as I was on facetime with Pop
"It looks fine just relax baby there's nothing wrong with what your wearing your over thinking" He said reassuring me
"Ok I just don't wanna have a bad first impression like I'm fucking nervous I'm shitting BRICKS" I said.
"Why Bricks though?" Pop asked
"Just shut up and Pick me up you taking to damn long" I snapped these fucking hormones got to get the fuck Asap
"Aight Aight I'm on my way now" he said getting ready to hang up
"Uh uh what you doing" I said
"I-Im finna pick you up" he said looking fucking scared
"I know that, what you about to do right now though" I said
"Hang u-"
"Stay on the phone with me ain't nobody told you to hang up" I said
"I cant facetime and drive though" he said
"But you do everything else boy if you don't prop up that fucking phone" I said
"Aight bruh You got it" he said
These Hormones are making me fucking clingy and there's nothing I can do about it and it pisses me off our kid better not be daddy's boy/girl or imma be pissed
Pop finally made it to my apartment he knocked on the door and it took me awhile to get it cause I just got comfortable in my bed and when he knocked I just layed there for a little.
"What took you so long" he asked me
"I ain't feel like getting up at first"I said
"You had a nigga worried I thought you fell or something" he said as he looked around my messy apartment
"Yo everything good around here" he asked
"Yeah why?" I asked "You sure cause..don't beat my ass or nothing it looks like a fucking mess" he said
"Ugh I'm pregnant give me a break..I have an idea how about you clean it for me be a good baby daddy right?. I said
"Wait I ain't say-Perfect you can come tomorrow" I Interuppted him
"Let's just go bro the family waiting at the house" he said
I win as always.
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â¤THE HOUSE WIFEâ¤
Why is She like this bro pimpin me out and shit.She lucky she pregnant and I'm just letting her let it all out but a nigga can only take so much of this but this is what comes with being an upcoming father. Now she's harassing me to get her some hot doritos with cheese from the gas station.
"Pleasee I'm starving my stomach is touching my backkk" She whined
"But we gone be running late though baby" I said
"Its only the gas station just go in and out Do you not care for our child" She said
"I do but I don't think you should be eating that type of shit" I said
"Oh my god you don't even care about us-"
"DEAJAHNAI SHUT THE FUCK UP" I yelled at her I told yall I can only take so much.
"Like damn I know you pregnant and all but you not about to bitch a nigga especially a nigga like me so you sit down and shut the fuck up until we get to my mom's house!" I said
She just stared at me
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I walked in the gas station rubbing my cheek as I picked up the stuff she wanted and I checked it out.
"Here you go baby" I said with an attitude as i handed her her the bag with her stuff in it.
"Thank youuu baby daddy" she said
I am APPALLED How the fuck she gone smack fire through my ass and then be all mushy and gushy(ushy gushy my pussy he wanna take him a looky-im sorry I had to ð©âð¦¯)This baby need to come out and come out quick.
We made it to my house and I got out the car getting on Nunus side and opening up the door for her to get out and she just looked at me.
"What's the problem now baby" I sighed
"Pick me up" she said
I looked at her crazy
"Dont look at me like that you drove this big ass G-wagon and expect me to get out by myself I'm 4'10 and pregnant help a bitch out" She said
I just sighed and carried her to the side walk and put her down holding her hand leading her to the door the front door was open leaving the screen door closed as I walked in everyone's attention came on us.
"Heyy!!" The all said at once it was my mom and dad siblings some cousins and aunties and uncles.
"How yall doing" I said This is my baby momma Deajhanai I said as I pulled her from behind me "How yall doing it's nice to meet yall" she said
"Omgg Bashar Why didnt you tell me you had a baby on the way"my aunt said running up to Nunu
"I thought my mom would've told you already" I said
"She did a just wanted to act suprised" she said
"Your gorgeous baby How far along are you" my aunt asked Nunu
"Thank you! I'm almost six months" she said
"Ouu lord time is running fast ain't it" one of my uncle said
"Sholl is" my other aunts argeed
"Where my momma at" I asked
"She in the kitchen baby hurry up and introduce her to everybody she dont need to be on her feet for to long" my aunt said
We walked into the kitchen and it was my Sister Xiarra and my cousin Dread and my mom was washing some chicken.
"Eww why the fuck you here" Xiarra said
"This my house too nigga" I said back
"Boy please you dont eve-wait is this your babymoms" she asked "yeah I am" Nunu said I had to pull her from behind me for the second time she need to fucking stop
"Hii my name is Xiarra and this is our cousin dread" Xiarra said
"So yall gone act like I'm invisible or something" My mom said
"And this is Momma smoke" I said
"Nice to meet you all" Nunu said
"You are really pretty I'm surprised my brother could pull you" My brother Obasi said coming out the corner
"Shut up you bum" I said "look at then look at me and think about what you just said"
"My name is Obasi"he said pulling out his hand for her to shake it just completely ignoring me I need some fucking respect In this house.
"Nice to meet you y'all have some really unique names" Nunu said
"Thanks to yours truly"Momma smoke said
"What's your name baby?" Momma smoke asked her
"Its Deajahnai" she said
"Oh I like that that's really pretty" Xiarra said
"Thank you" She said
"Imma go smoke" I said
"What you say" my mom said
"I'm going out for a walk a said quickly while trying to go out the kitchen but Nunu grabbed my hand
"Your leaving me" she said looking like she finna cry
"No baby imma be back ight" I said then I kissed her forehead
"It's ok baby we need to talk anyway" My mom said to her
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â¡NUNUâ¡
Bitch I'm shitting bricks I cant how the fuck Pop just gone leave me in a place where I never been fucking rude but that's okay I got something for his ass.
"Come on baby come help me clean the chicken and Xiarra you better be cutting them potatoes" Momma smoke said
"I am" she said
"So how did you meet my son" she asked
"I met him at the club I was working at be was there for an performance"
She nodded her head
"If I may ask do you like my son like Genuinely like him and not for his y'know...Money" She said
"Yes maam I make my own money I'm fine when it comes to the financial state". I explained
"Ok I'm going to take your word for it I'm not trying to get on your back I just want to make sure I know your intentions especially since your carrying my grandchild" She said
"Of course you have every right to be concerned I dont blame you I would've done the same thing" I said
"Ma..tell her about HER" Xiarra said
"Who?" I asked
"This one little conniving whore he brung into my house it was obvious she wanted his money bit he was to dumb to see that and she was disrespectful and always causing drama" Momma smoke said
Sounds familiar
Ouu I couldn't stand her long face ass sorry ma for cursing Xiarra said
"I'm so sorry yall had to go through that" I said
"Oh your fine baby I'm just glad she's out of here" momma smoke said
Well I'm glad they like me cause I was gonna cry if they didnt
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"Yeah your gonna have a boy most definitely" Xiarra said feeling on my stomach.
"Oh hush get out the way let me see I think there twins" Momma smoke said
"Twins Now I know for a fact that it is not twins" I laughed
"You may never know the doctors mistaken Xiarra as a boy" Momma smoke said as I busted out laughing
"What! So I was mistaken for a boy what was my name gonna be?" Xiarra asked
"Xion" Momma smoke and I laughed
"I cant with yall imma about to pee on myself you know this baby right on my bladder" I said
"The bathroom is right down the hall baby" Momma smoke said.
As I walked down the Hall I accidentally bumped into somebody
"Omg I'm so sorry" I said
"Its all good" the voice said
I look up and it was dread
"Dread right?" I asked
"In the flesh you need to use the bathroom?" He asked
"Yeah Excuse me" we started to do that one thing when someone goes to the same side your going to and it was just fucking awkward in general.
I finally made it to the bathroom before peeing on myself I washed my hands and dried them off as I was opening the door I let felt heavy like someone was behind it then I opened it and it was Dread....again.
"Are you ok?"I asked him
"Yeah I'm fine just making sure you good cause you know you pregnant and all that" He said
"Yeah I got to go see you around" I said walking back to the living room
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Me and Xiarra and Momma smoke were talking About the baby shower and how excited we were until Pop and Mike and some other guys came in they smelled Loud As fuck.
"Wassham yall look like yall got a long pretty good" Pop said referring to me Xiarra and Mama Smoke.
"Yeah were pretty cool mom actually like this one" Xiarra said
"I told you she would like you and you did all that panicking and hiding behind me for nothing" Pop said to me
"Yeah yeah whatever" I said
"Come on come meet the Woo's" Pop Said Damn near dragging me off the couch
"Quit being so rough with her boy!"Momma Smoke said
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He took me outside and showed me around before walking up to a car with all dudes leaning on it I saw dread to which remind me about the situation and that I need to get Pop alone to talk to him about it.
"Wassup y'all this my Babymoms right here ain't she fire"Pop said hyping me up I just blushed
"Word to bro she valid" Fivio foreign said I didn't even recognize him at first but chile lemme not fan girl.
This Trey,Dusty,and Shoota and I'm pretty sure you know Fivio and you already met Mike,Obasi and Dread" Pop said
"Nice to meet yall" I said
After a while we started chopping it up and joking around "Come on Nunu you gotta put me on" Mike said "Put you on who?" I asked "Ari duh" mike said "Boy she don't want you" I said "Yes she do she just playing hard to get" He said I just rolled my eyes Pop was right this nigga dumb asf.
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"Food Ready!" Xiarra yelled outside
And bitch when I tell you I waddled my ass to that front door believe it
I was getting ready to go to the kitchen until pop grabbed my arm taking me up the steps
"Where are we going?" I asked him
"In my old room" he said
"Why I'm fucking hungry" I said
"Yo chill" he said sternly
We made it up to his room and it was so cute had little trophies and pictures and everything I saw a baby picture on his dresser and laughed at it
"Aww you were so fat looking like a little chipmunk" I said
"Ok yeah that's enough" he said "Come here as he sat down and pulled me in between his legs while I was still standing up
"What"I said
"Damn I can't admire my babymoms" he said rubbing on my butt
"You been looking dumb good all day today" He said
I blushed
"You high ain't you?" I asked him
"No" he said lying through his teeth it was pretty obvious but ok
"Let's do some right quick" He said
"What no we at your moms house that's disrespectful" I said
"I use to live here though and plus it's just gone be quick like I said" he said as he made me sit on his lap facing him
"No Pop Plus I'm too big and your too big too" I said
"You No fun" he said as he smacked his lips
After that I made him make me a plate while I was talking to his dad and this nigga is hilarious
"See I don't know why he ain't find you before look at you forcing him to make you a plate we need more women like you just look at him being yo lil bitch" he said as I laughed as Pop looked Stressed the fuck out.
"He yelled at me today so I smacked him because who he think he is all I asked if he can stop at the gas station and get me some snacks but he threw a fit" I said leaving some things out As Pop mouthed thing to me behind his dad's back
"I know that's right" One of his aunts said
"You threw a fit first!" Pop said
"Nigga shut the hell up and quit bitching and make her plate she pregnant she could do whatever she want."
"I want more spaghetti" I said
" What you mean you want More I just gave you two scoops" Pop said
"Well you know I'm eating for two and plus I've been craving it and put some hot suace on it too" I said
"Aight man damn" pop smacked his lips going back into the kitchen
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After we ate we talked more and hung out and now we where about to leave because Pop said he was getting tired and wanted to sleep at my house I hope he not thinking he gonna sleep in my bed cause you still in the dog house sir.
"Ok yall bye love yall see yall at the baby shower" Pop said as he got in the car
"You had fun baby" he asked me
"Y'know I did" I said
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