âStinky Yi Feng, hurry up and finish eating so we can leave!â
âPlease, the porridge is hot.â
âYouâre such a nag, even drinking porridge takes you forever!â
âDonât be like that! Youâre so annoying, always rushing me!â
âWhat else do you expect, huh? What time do you think it is?â
âIâm telling you, donât try to copy the way I talk, youâre terrible at it!â
As the two were engaging in a conversation with the peculiar accents from TV dramas, Meng Xiaoyun came out of the kitchen, gave them a look, and laughed, âWhat are you two talking about? Your accents are so strange.â
âJust finish eating and go have fun. Itâs Xixiâs birthday today, make it enjoyable.â
Saying this, Meng Xiaoyun took out her wallet, intending to give Yi Feng some pocket money.
âMom, no need, I make a decent amount from fixing computers. I have money. Keep yours for yourself,â Yi Feng quickly refused.
âReally?â Meng Xiaoyun asked in surprise.
âReally, just relax,â Yi Feng smiled and then quickly finished a bowl of pumpkin porridge.
âMom, weâre off to have fun, weâll be back in the afternoon!â
Yi Feng got up to change his shoes.
Gu Muxi stood up, looking obedient, and said, âAuntie, weâre going to play~â
The two left together, and Meng Xiaoyun, hearing their bickering outside, had a smile of an aunt on her lips.
These kids, always sticking together and never getting tired of each other, thatâs nice.
Downstairs, Gu Muxi pushed out her bicycle.
âYou can ride my bike, but you have to carry me!â Gu Muxi declared.
âWhy?â
âIâm wearing a skirt today!â
âExcuses! Youâve ridden a bike in a skirt before!â
âOkay⦠itâs an excuse. Then you ride your own bike!â
Yi Feng quickly grabbed her, âOkay, Iâll carry you.â
âThatâs more like it.â Gu Muxi arrogantly lifted her chin.
Stinky Yi Feng, little did you know, I can still handle you?
Today, just be a good driver!
Yi Feng got on the bike and looked back, âLady Gu, please get on!â
âHmm, little Feng.â
Gu Muxi gracefully smoothed her skirt over her rounded buttocks and sat on the rear seat of the bike, sitting sideways like a true lady.
âLetâs go, little Feng. Your majesty is secure.â
âAlright, off we go!â
Yi Feng pedaled hard.
âLady, why is this bike so hard to ride?â
âIs it out of lubricant?â
âIs there a possibility, just possibly, that youâve gained weight?â
Gu Muxi: â(* ̄︿ ̄)!â
âScram!â
It was another sunny day, and because it was the weekend, there were quite a few people on the streets.
Gu Muxi looked up at the green trees receding by the roadside, the sunlight filtering through the leaves, golden and occasionally warming her skin.
âSo comfortableâ¦â
Gu Muxi stretched out one hand, a sweet smile on her lips, trying to grasp the sunlight.
She gently wrapped her right arm around Yi Fengâs waist, turning to look at his back, the upward curve of her mouth growing even bigger.
Going out shopping with stinky Yi Feng really put her in a good mood!
âLittle Feng, letâs have ice cream later. I remember thereâs a really good ice cream shop in the city center.â
âArenât we going to the M store in Tianhe City Mall?â Yi Feng asked.
That was the first McDonaldâs in the entire city of Guangxi, where many people went to buy ice cream or have a meal of fried chicken and burgers for birthdays.
âThere are too many people there, I donât want to queue up. The one on the pedestrian street is also good!â Gu Muxi pouted.
Arriving at Tianhe City commercial street, they found the shop named Sweet Ice Cream.
Even on the weekend, there were about a dozen people in line, which was much better compared to the hundreds that would queue at McDonaldâs.
Just as Yi Feng got in line and bought ice cream, he suddenly saw two young men surrounding Gu Muxi, their lecherous faces making it clear they were harassing her.
Theyâre definitely trying to hit on Gu Muxi!
Yi Fengâs face darkened, and he quickly approached.
âLittle sister, come play with us. Donât be so cold, big brother will take you to fun places!â The youth with a large side fringe shook his foot, leering at Gu Muxi.
Gu Muxiâs brows furrowed, and she coldly said, âBetter leave before I lose my temper.â
âOh, this little temper, so spicy, I like it! Hehe!â The youth with the side fringe lecherously laughed, reaching out to touch Gu Muxiâs shoulder.
A flash of cold light in Gu Muxiâs eyes!
A groin kick!
âBang!â
âOw~!â
Followed by a suplex!
âBang!â
The side-fringe youth was slammed hard onto the ground, howling in agony.
All of this happened in the blink of an eye, with Gu Muxiâs movements swift and decisive, leaving the bystanders in shock.
âSuch a fierce girl!â
As the remaining youth saw his companion beaten, he cursed and attempted to grab Gu Muxi.
Suddenly!
An ice cream appeared in front of his eyes, smashed right into his face.
âAh!â
Mimicking Bruce Lee, Yi Feng kicked out, but his ankle throbbed with pain.
Damn! Looks like I twisted my footâ¦
Never mind, better endure it and get out of here to avoid trouble.
Taking advantage of the youth smeared with ice cream still being stunned, Yi Feng grabbed Gu Muxiâs hand and ran.
Running away after a fight, how thrilling!
They sprinted ahead, running three to four hundred meters before ducking into a small alley to stop.
âPhew, doesnât look like they followed us!â Yi Feng gasped for air, peeked out, saw no pursuers, and sighed in relief.
âHehe, that was fun!â Gu Muxi, on the other hand, was exhilarated, feeling like the fight was not enough.
Yi Feng: ââ¦â
He was indeed taken aback by Gu Muxiâs skills, worthy of a judo black belt woman!
Such clean and efficient moves!
âLady, it seems weâre not off to a great start today. Running into trouble as soon as we go out,â Yi Feng shook his head and chuckled bitterly.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âThey were the ones who provoked me first. I couldnât just let them bully me, right? I hadnât even used my secret moves yet!â Gu Muxi raised her little fist.
Then she added arrogantly, âCanât help it, being naturally beautiful is a kind of trouble too~â
Yi Feng rolled his eyes repeatedly, âGu Muxi, since when did you become so narcissistic? Youâre not even a tenth as beautiful as me!â
Gu Muxi: â???â
âEnough, letâs not argue. Whereâs my ice cream?â
Holding the remaining ice cream protectively, Yi Feng said, âThis oneâs mine. Yours just went splat on that guyâs face.â
Gu Muxi narrowed her eyes, showing her little fangs threateningly, âAre you going to give it or not? Yi Feng, you better not do something youâll regret!â
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