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Disclaimer: some of these questions are nsfw. I'm also sorry if I didn't answer everyone's questions, some of them either got repeated or just werent ones that like- I wanted to answer? Sorry that's mean ik I'm sorry
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Jisung
Okay, first question: 'wear a maid
dress and surprise Minho.'
That's not a question-
The people wanna know, Jisung
Okay okay fine! You mean like the
ones Felix showed me on Tiktok?
Do you think he'd like it?
Probably, if you got cat ears too.
R-Really?! Oh well I, I
might give a go ðð
Okay next! 'How are you doing now
Jisungie? Is Minho treating you well?'
Of course he is! I couldn't wish for anyone better. Getting to sleep in bed with him every night is like a dream.
Sleep as in fall asleep or..
NEXT QUESTION!
Sksks okay okay- 'If you got a pet,
what would you name them?'
Ooo this is a good one. We do wanna
get a pet, I know Minho wants a cat
but of course Heijin wants a Rabbit.
Whatever we'd get, we'd let
the kids name them.
Awhh cute, next question?
Hit me with it.
'Were your friends surprised when you
told them about you and Minho?"'
Well, Felix wasn't of course, but what would you expect out of him.
My friend Seungmin who is in
my music class was taken aback
when I told him Minho's age, and
I got a lecture out of it, but when
he met Minho they got into quite
a discussion about astronomy.
Intriguing.. okay, next one is
'how are you so beautiful?"'
Wkskw I, um- aha I'm, I'm flattered! Heijin and Heihyun ask me that a lot, Minho too.. he thinks it's because I'm a good person, it shines out of me. Don't believe everything he says though!!
Aish it's true though.. anyways- ooh this ones saucy.
Bitch what-
'Who did you top in highschool?'
Who, who said I topped anyone!
You did, to Hyunjin.
Ugh okay, I guess I'll explain,
I went to a house party a guy
called Jackson was throwing, it
was when I had just turned 17.
I met this guy from Felix's dance
class called.. Daehwi I think?
Anyway, we got wasted, fell into
the pool, went to help each other
get cleaned up and.. yeah.
I was.. not expecting that-
What were you expecting?
Well everyone kinda thought
you topped Felix so-
HUH?!
We digress! 'Would you want to
have more kids, like adopt, or just
stick with the two boys?'
Oh boy um, I think right now it
would be a bit too much for us to
handle if we got another child. I
dunno about Minho but I'm happy
just having Heijin and Heihyun.
Okay okay.. next question is..
'are you still babysitting?"
I'm not actually, I work in the
bakery down the road from my university. The kids come in
there a lot and everyone kinda
knows my baking so it's fun!
Awh sweet, bet Minho comes
in to say hi too ;)
Don't give me that look
I swear- you and Felix
Hehe okay.. 'Okay but Jisung, did
you tell your mum!?'
I um, no not, not yet!
I'm gonna!!
Sure Jan, what about your dad?
No! I mean, he'd be fine with
it I think, but my mum might
be, Y'know!
Too bad she's watching this interview..
WHAT?!
I'm jOkIng jisung sit down!
Right, 'how would you rate
your man's cooking?'
Well it's um, he's pretty.. okay
at it. He knows how to make
good stuff, just simpler things.
If you think he's shit just say he's shit.
He isn't though! We just..
I tend to cook more that's
all, he hasn't gotten a lot
of practice.
Sure.. okay and finally.. damn
What-
Nothing, just prepare yourself..
'Thoughts on a husband kink.'
What in the fuck-
That is the least bad of some
of the stuff this person submitted
Well I um.. I call Minho it
when.. y'know and he, he
likes it- I think, I hope so,
so yeah I um..
We get the point, aight
your interview is done!
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Minho
These are private, right?
Yeah, the other characters won't
know your answers.
Oh good, I'm that case
I'm ready to start!
Great! Okay so, firstly we have.. a threat?
What?!
'You better keep Jisung safe or imma
take my sharpest knife and I'm gonna
cut a bitch!'
That's um.. aggressive..
Do you have any comment?
Well.. just know that I understand
what it's like to be hurt by someone
you thought loved you.
I love Jisung and will never
hurt him or let others hurt him.
I'm not crying you are- continuing!
'How does it feel..' pfft sksjsk
Why are you laughing?
Nothing nothing, slsjk okay! 'How
does it feel to be Jisung's sugar
dadd- I mean, Jisung's man.'
...
Don't look at me I didn't ask!
I thought I was too young to be a sugar daddy? Arent they like, Chan's age?
...oH I'm so telling him that!
You said this was all confidential!?
Answer the question!!
I'm- fine, it's really nice dating him.
He is super hard working with the
kids, even though it isn't easy on
him being young. I'm adore him
with all my heart and genuinely feel
so lucky to have snatched him up.
Adorable~ okay, 'Do you think you and
Jisung will adopt a kid in the future?'
Another one? I think right now that would be maybe a bit much to handle, especially for Jisung. Maybe when Jisung's graduated and the boys
are in highschool we might try?
Damn okay.. might wanna talk to
Jisung about that- aFTER the
interview though.
Okay..?
'Will you ever propose to Jisung?'
Well maybe eventually, when he's a
bit older and I can get his parent's blessings.. but I dunno even then if Jisung would want to get married,
he doesn't seem all too fond of the
whole idea. We don't need to marry
to be happy, but I would like to.
Mmm interesting.. okay next is
'Don't you ever feeling like
squishing and smooching his jeekies?'
and then there is another threat.
Jisung's? I already do!! All the
time, but it's in private ( ͡° ÍÊ Í¡Â°)
Creep..
I didn't mean it like that!! I kiss
him all the time in public too
cos it makes him all flustered.
You're sadistic you are, I swear..
next! 'Can you adopt me?'
As a dad? Maybe. As a daddy?
Ask Christopher, next question.
Aish- I'm telling him that too.
Do it, he likes the attention really.
M'kay.. next question is 'How would
you rate your wifeys cooking?'
Don't let Jisung hear you call
him that- and 10/10 he's so
much better than me, though
he always insists on doing all
the cooking for us.
I'm sure he loves doing
it for you though!
Yeah but I could help him
with preparation, but I get
shooed out the kitchen.
Maybe he's scared you'll burn the kitchen down again
That was one time!
Okay, we are moving on, also just a
head up- all the questions that are
coming next are not safe for work
so, be prepared.
Oh wonderful..
'Would you fuck while the
kids were still at home.'
wHAT NO- that's a strict
rule absolutely not.
What does Jisung think of that rule?
That's a question for him not me.
Aight aight fine.. 'what do you
think about consent?'
It's important as hell, I always
make sure to ask Ji before we do
anything seeing as the first time
we did it I wasn't the best listener.
Yeah- we saw.
What's that's supposed to mea-
'What did you think when Jisung
called you husband in bed?'
We didn't do it in bed-
wait whY is this a question
They meant when you had sex,
not just in everyday occurrence.
Are you implying that having
sex is not an everyday
occurrence for us?
Not with your 9 to 5 job- anyways
answer the damn question.
Alright! Um good, I guess? T-This
is embarrassing to talk about..
God damn looks like confident
Mingo left the chat.
It was unexpected but like,
different to what you usually
see in, in like
Porn?
Are we done yet?
Fine, Dr. Lee you
are free to go.
Thank god, I need
a glass of red.
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Heijin
You ready to start, Jinnie?
Yep! I'm excited, I've never
been in an interview before!
Okay well, the first question is pretty tough: 'Who do you like better, Jisung or Minho?"
Who's Minho?
...Minho's your dad, sweetie.
OHhh- wha, that's too hard! They're both amazing and I love them equally!
I thought you'd say that sksks- okay next
one just says 'child, give me your brain.'
Nooo you can't have my brain!!
I think they mean they wish they
were as smart as you.
I thought that would've been a
question for Heihyun? He's
the extra super smart one!
You're smart too baby! Wanna
hear the next question?
Yes yes!!
'How did the carrot taste when you tried it for the first time?'
The very first time it was
awful! All yucky and gross
and tasted like slime! But
when Sungie gave me it
raw it was super delicious
and sweet and crunchy!
So Sungie saved the day
Definitely!!
Okay next isn't a question but, 'You and your brother are so cute.'
Awh thank you, whoever said
that, I think you're cute too!
Gosh you're so sweet, okay
next one is about Yeona!
Ooh yay!!
'How do you feel about Yeona?'
She's my bestest friend ever,
apart from Heihyun, and is
super sweet and loves all the
same shows as me. She's older
than both of us so we have to
respect her and she's such
a good older sister.
Awhh I swear you guys
are so sweet.
Next question next question!!
Okay okay- 'do you see Jisung
as you're real dad?'
Of course! Sungie is my dad
and so is.. I can't say my dad's
name, but he is also my dad!
Do you still call him Sungie?
Yes because I think it's cute!!
But I still see him as my dad.
Nice! Okay the next one is sad.
Awh noo :(
'What would you do if your dad
and Sungie broke up one day?'
What? They, they aren't
gonna are they?
Noo baby they aren't, it's
just a 'what if.'
But, but I don't wanna
think about what if :(
Okie baby, you don't have to
answer, the interview is over
so you can go ask your dad for
some ice cream maybe?
Oh okie! Thank you!
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Heihyun
Do you have any questions
before we begin, Hyun?
Yes, is my clip in straight?
Yes baby, it is, anything else?
Nope, I'm ready to start
Okay, your first question was one
for both you and Heijin, "Who do
you like better, Jisung or Minho?"
That's an unfair question
I'm sure you can come up
with a reasoned answer
Well, I love them both, of
course I've known my dad
for way longer than I have
Sungie, but I am grateful
that he is now my other dad
So, both?
Yes, I don't have a favourite
Alrighty, someone asked "What's
your favourite book?"
Ooo another tricky one.. lemme
think.. well I love 'Watership Down,'
cos of the bunnies, and also 'James
and the Giant Peach,' I found that
one really fun.
Cute, okay so next is another
favourites question, "Who is
your favourite girl group?"
People know I like girl groups-
You talk about theories a lot
Loona definitely, I love them
so much and they're so talented-
Chuu is my bias, she is so cute
and, come to think of it, doesn't
she look a lot like Sungie?
I see the resemblance.. perhaps they're related?
What if they are!!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, we
have an interview remember?
Yes yes of course!
"What do you think of school?"
Honestly it's amazing, although everything we learn feels really
easy. Dad says it's because I'm
smart, but I think it's also that
we learnt harder stuff at home
It'll be a combination of both
Mhm, so I still do work at home,
but it is really fun. I wish me and
Heijin we in the same class, he's
already made friends and I wanna
play with them but I feel like I'll
be a pain
Awh baby, you shouldn't think that, maybe talk to your brother about joining in
Yeah.. okie, can we have the
next question please?
Of course- "Do you like Yeona?"
Yes, she's mine and Heijin's
closest friend. She has much
more in common with Heijin,
but she still makes sure to try
and do things I like whenever
we go to play.
What about her dad?
Mr. Hwang? He's nice, he
reminds me of dad only a little
quieter. I guess he understands
me more, and if I don't wanna
do something with Yeona and
Jin I'll usually go to him to read
or talk. I like his hair too..
all shiny.
Sweet, and his hair is really pretty.
Okay next is "Would you consider
Jisung are your second father? Or
just as your dad's love?"
Second dad, I mean he is in
love with Dad but he also takes
care of us and calls us his sons
so, I'd say he's definitely my dad too!
The next question is kinda linked:
"Jisung as mum or dad or papa?"
Like, what I call him?
Mhm I assume so
I just call him Sungie nowerdays,
like Heijin, cos even though he
is my dad it gets confusing to
call him and Minho 'dad.' I
wouldn't call him mhm either,
because, well..
You don't have to say the
reason, I understand
Okie, 'm sorry
It's no worries baby, but we've
reached the final question
Ooh okay!
"Do you love your little brother?"
Is that even a question?
I see you've learnt sarcasm recently..
I love Heijin so much, he's the best
brother ever. It can be hard being
older, but we get along so well and
he is so sweet and fun.. seriously why
wouldn't I love him?
Seriously?
Yes, seriously
I dunno-
Then the question was stupid,
but that's your answer
I'm-
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Felix
This chair is uncomfortable,
can I get a new one?
No Felix, you can't
Meanie.. c'mon then, hit me
with the questions!
Alright alright.. "How do you know
so many tiktok dances?"
Simple, i have natural talent
And you practice?
And I practice yes yes, but it's really a
skill you have to have in the first place
..Mkay, next: "What did you
do on your second date ;)"
With Changbin? Ooh hehe we um,
went to the park on a picnic- he's
really a thoughtful guy, like he
plans out our dates properly
Anything else?
Well, maybe we did go a
little off schedule if you
know what I mean ðð
Please can we stOp doing that-
and yes I know exactly what you
mean, sadly
Hehe
...
Next question?
Next Question- oh god.. "Have you
and Jisung ever.. you know ;)"
Nope, if we had I just think it
would've made things awkward
with my feelings at the time
That was a.. surprisingly
normal answer
I've said it before and I'll say it
again: Not everything is about sex
Sure.. "Cheesestick or Sausage?"
Oooo choices..
Really? This is difficult for-
Shshsh lemme think
lemme think
...
Pass
You can't pass a question
Yes I can
No you-
Egg
Fine
>:3
Last question-
I only get 5?
Only?
Okay fine fine, hit me
I will soon.. "What do you think of Minsung from your critical point of view?"
I'm glad someone finds
my view critical
(That's one too many)
I would say that they're very good
for one another and clearly have
good chemistry. Although I will
hunt that Mingo-
Minho-
-down if he hurts Jisung
because he did, in fact,
steal him away from me!
Felix sweetie
Yes?
We're done here
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Hyunjin
Hyunjin! Welcome!
Hi um, what's this again?
And interview, and as one of
the main characters featured
in my story, I need you to
answer the reader's questions
Ahh okay.. are the questions
gonna be professional?
Not at all
Dammit.. okay I'm ready
Cool! First question, "Did anything
happen between you and Minho in highschool? Other than the one time
you ended up.. mingling."
Damn I knew this was gonna
come up- no nothing happened
between me and Minho other
than the time we.. mingled, as
you put it
Care to elaborate?
Not really
Boring, but fine.. "how are you
handling being a single father?"
I feel like this, is something
I should elaborate on
Ooh tea
I'm not a single father, technically, Yeona has another dad. His name's Jeongin, and we were togther when
we adopted Yeona, but shortly after
we just felt like we weren't working together as a couple because he
worked long distance. So we broke
up. Whenever he comes back to
Korea he'll stay over to visit, and
he sends over money for us, but
mostly it is just me.
Oh wow I- I had no idea
You wrote the story-
Shhhhhh
.. anyways, it is hard, not financially. Jeongin makes tones more than me
and I'm grateful for him not
abandoning me, but as for actually managing things.. it's not easy.
Minho helps me out, and I help
him, so you know..
Do you still, like Jeongin
.. I don't know. We didn't break
up because we fell out of love but,
I don't think he likes me anymore
so I should just ignore my feelings
for him.
Damn.. I'm sorry
It's fine, anyways I'm going
to assume that was the
only serious question?
Yeah pretty much.. the next one is just "Did you and Minho date or did you just get high and fuck?"
for gODS SAKE- right that's it,
lemme clear this up, me and
Minho got drunk a little, I wanted
to loose my v-card and asked him to help, and yeah we fucked. Happy?
...yes
Okay next question, please
"Could you teach me how to get tall?"
I'm not that tall but, I'm sure
you don't need to be taller
Any tips on growth?
Um.. eat your greens?
You're taller than me so
But you're not that tall-
You sound like my boyfriend ð
Yeah but he's like, really tall
I know that- this isn't about my
boyfriend, anyways last question
Okay finally
You're not gonna like this one
Oh god
"Would you ever fuck Jisung? If he
never got together with Minho would
he be in your league?"
What.The.Fuck
Just answer and we can end this
N-No? I don't know how
else to answer!
Are you sure? I think the reader
needs it as a serious answer
I'm.. look the kid is nice enough
but he's a little too.. immature?
Plus I'm not topping anyone,
especially not him.
That'll be fun to share with him
Tell him and I'll tell your
boyfriend that-
Okay okay! We're done here
Jesus Christ I need to take a
long bath.. and have some rosé
Clearly Minho has the superior
taste in wine
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Changbin
I don't really see why I'm
apart of this interview
Why shouldn't you be?
Am I main character? I wouldn't
really say I played an big part of
the story
Bro stop putting yourself down,
you're the Seo Changbin, all the
readers wanna know more about
you since you did wife up Felix
Okay, if you're sure
Most of the questions will
be on you and Felix so
Eh that's fine, give them to me :)
Alright first of all, "are you
treating Lixie good?"
First off that's my pet name
for him, get your own. Second
of course I am, he deserves
only the best treatment.
Nice to see you so dedicated
I'm not like other-
Finish that sentence I will
personally smother you in
your sleep
Damn okay chill-
Next Question, "What made
you like Felix?"
I've liked him for quite a while
now, but outside of P.E we never interacted and I was too shy to
put him on my team until recently
Changbin? Shy?
Shut up, yes, anyway he's cute,
he laughs whenever he plays
sport and it's the sweetest thing,
he's just so animated as well and
has so much to talk about
Cringe
Fuck off, you and your man-
Shhh next question is "why are
you short?"
bRO IM NOT- you're all
rude as fuck man
I'm the same height as you yk
Piss off
"What are you opinions on
Jisung/ his relationship?"
I dunno much about the guy's
love life, I've seen his boyfriend
pick him up and their kids but
I just respect it. As for him
himself? Got some good
sportsmanship though he is a
tad bit of a sore loser.
Vibe Check: Jealousy that Felix
liked him before you
I aM NOT-
NEXT
Why did I sign up for this..
"Boba or Felix?"
Felix drinking boba,
cutely, we digress
Okay and the last one is literally
just "Favourite Boba flavour?"
Felix
What-
Matcha, but Felix likes peach and
so I get that sometimes too
Adorable, okay feel free to
leave and go find ur wife
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Chan
This is so exciting, I've never been
in an actual interview before
Didn't you have to get
interviewed for your job?
I prefer not to think about
that god awful meeting with
Mr. Chwe
Speaking of, first question
is "opinions on Mr. Chwe"
He's an absolute bastard, honestly
it's so clear that he has favourites,
and those consist of people he finds attractive and others who kiss his ass. Anyone better than him and he gets pissed, case and point Minho
Wont you get into trouble speaking
about your boss like that?
He may be my boss but people
higher up actually respect me
and Minho, so he wouldn't dare
fire two genuinely good GPS
I'm glad you wanna stand
up to him.. next?
Yes, gimme a fun question!
Okay then, "Can you stop
being so charming?"
Never, i can't help being
this endearing
Chan-
But if you wanna work out a
negotiation to make it easier
on your heart we could discuss
it over dinner~
Christopher!
Whattt?
Stop flirting with my readers!
Is someone.. jealous ;)
No, I have my own flirty guy
thanks, we have one question left
Awh over so soon?
It's a decent question: "How
do you know Felix and what
do you think of him?"
Well the kid works downstairs
at the pharmacy, I don't see him
all too often, but whenever I go
down to get my vitamins he says
hi and starts up a conversation.
He's a good kid, huge amounts
of energy and is easy to talk to.
Cutee, oh also someone wanted
to say "thank you for bringing
Minho and Jisung togther."
My pleasure, I'm glad
they're happy too
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Sunhee
Oh boy this ones gonna be fun
And by that you mean?
Well, people hate you
That's not my fault, you
wrote me that way
I know, and you deserve
to be hated :)
Rude.. are we starting this
nonsense or what?
Yes, so "Did you ever actually
change for the better or were you
just trying to be manipulative?"
What answer are they expecting?
I'm not exactly just gonna say oh
yes I was being a total manipulative
bitch am I
Yeah but that's what you are so..
I'm- fine, no of course I hadn't
changed, you can see that with
your own two eyes
Yikes.. next up "Did you ever love
Minho, like when you met him for
the first time?"
Yes obviously, back then he
was a bit more carefree and
we had lots of fun, but I guess
i expected too much from him
Is that your way of saying you
abused him and now he's
emotionally oppressed?
You're really stupid if you think
I'm going to admit that
Stop being a bitch good god, at least
try to make people think your nice
Let's just keep it rolling with
the questions, shall we?
Let's. "Do you regret the
things you did to Minho?"
Serious answer? Yes. I'm not
saying I didn't know what I
was doing, I was well aware
that I was hurting him, but
the more I realised I could
control him the more natural
it became.
Ouch, you're really fucked
up arent you
It's how you wrote me sweetie
Next question, "What do you
think of Jisung?"
Minho's new boyfriend? I don't
really care to be honest, other
than the fact that he knows my
own sons better than I do
I think that's for the better
Maybe it is, doesn't mean
I'm happy about it
Okay so.. the next one is a
death threat
..delightful
I won't, read it out if you
don't want me to
No thank you, I still have feelings
The last one is "Honey.. if I hug
you will you be better?"
...
Sunhee?
Ew gross.. but maybe it would
yeah I could do with a hug
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Nix (Me, the author)
I'd just like to say that you're extremely talented and I appreciate you.
Wjxbwjxjw thank u 𥺠I'm trying yk, and I'm glad so many people liked this book
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What inspired you to write this story?
Well it was mostly just the skz thingy where they took care of those two kids in pairs. Minho looked like such a natural parent and then the way Jisung played with the other seemed so sweet and endearing, and yeah I just got those vibes.
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How did you come up with such an amazing story?
Wjsjwjdjw firstly 𥺠thank u for thinking it's amazing. A serious answer of like, how I come up with stories, I mainly just think of a basic plot and how the characters will work, then find time to concentrate and brainstorm specific plot points, and then I'll write down them in a coherent order and add in filler events and side stories with other characters. Idk if you wanted a serious answer but there we go ð
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What other groups do you Stan?
Nct (OT23), Bts, Got7, AB6IX, Oneus, SuperM, Mamamoo, Ateez, TxT, Seventeen, Day6, and the Rose. I also really wanna Stan Itzy and Twice but I need to try and show the groups I currently Stan all equal love because rn I've neglected them ðð¤
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Hug for ur hard work
JWJZJW 𥺠thank you
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End of Interview
Thank u for submitting questions and sorry this too so long to do, I wanted to do it as an interview so it felt like the characters were truly answering them. Hope you enjoyed!!