Dj2212-16 minutes 28.05.2023
Translator: Dj22031
Editor: Dj22031
Lu Rong and Ji Wenfeng came back from the police station in City H and went to school in the afternoon. The whole school knew about Ji Wenfengâs absence from class, but nobody noticed Lu Rongâs absence from school, even his classmates didnât pay much attention. Other than his tablemate Guo Jing, the only one who noticed Lu Rongâs disappearance was the rotten girl in the front row. The rotten girl looked at the dark circles under Lu Rongâs eyes that showed he hadnât slept all night, and her eyes turned bright: âTell mom what you did?â
Lu Rong didnât speak, and sat down without any sense of presence, preparing for the English test.
Rotten girl: âI know even if you donât tell me, Ji Wenfeng didnât come to class this morning as well.â
Lu Rong: ââ¦â
Rotten girl: âHow far have you developed with him?â
The white and fat Guo Jing came over listening to the excitement: âWhat are you talking about (`)â
The rotten girl: âFuck you bg[1].â
Guo Jing: âI might be a little shou tooâ(~)ââ
Lu Rong: ââ¦â
The rotten girl: âNo, you canât, only the white and clean can be little shou, and the white and fat ones can only be white dough, go away.â
Guo Jing: â_(:3â )_â
At this time, a student in the front had finished filling her pen with ink, but she found that her paper towels were used up, so she walked up to Lu Rong and asked, âLu Rong, do you have any extra paper towels? Give me a pack.â The first half of the question was entirely out of politeness, Lu Rong must have extra paper towels.
Sure enough, Lu Rong opened the drawer cover, took out a small pack of tissue paper from inside, and pointed a finger at her. The girl took out a steel coin from her pocket, threw it and he caught it, then he pressed it on his desk with a loud sound. Lu Rong stretched out his hand to cover the one-yuan coin, and when he retracted it, the coin had disappeared.
The girl then walked away contentedly with the tissue pack.
If she had any impression of this classmate who was taciturn, distracted, and seemed to have some intellectual problems, it was: Lu Rong always had extra tissues. This is the consensus reached by the students of Class 8 since they entered the school half a year ago. And it was even very convenient, 1 yuan a pack.
The rotten girl shook her head: âSo cheap?â
Lu Rong also shook his head, this woman didnât understand anything at all. He bought them on buy one get one free in the supermarket. After conversion, the cost of this small bag of tissue was only about 10 cents, but he sold it for 1 yuan. The key was that customers didnât think it was expensive at all. He could earn more than 100 yuan a month just by sitting in the classroom and selling this small bag of tissue.
The rotten girl looked at the tissues in front of him, and found that they were of different brands and colors: âDid you go to buy some yesterday? Did Ji Wenfeng accompany you?â
Lu Rong was so annoyed that he stared at her coldly and said: âIâm going to find a girlfriend.â
The rotten girl was threatened by him to dismantle her CP, and her heart was broken, but she didnât back down so easily. If her protege got married to Ji Wenfeng, she would feel that her life had reached its peak, she would feel that her life had reached a climax, but the protégé was unwilling to share the details with her, she was very itchy. Having an idea, she bargained with Lu Rong: âI will still recommend my front desk to buy from you.â
Lu Rong turned a deaf ear.
Rotten girl: âI will recommend more people to buy tissues from you in the future.â
Lu Rong still turned a deaf ear.
The rotten girl gritted her teeth, took out ten yuan and slapped it on the table: âI want all your tissues!â
Lu Rong opened the desk, took out a whole bunch of tissue packs and pushed it in front of her, then even added two more packs for her: âIâll give you an extra pack.â
The rotten girl: âI want so many tissues to be useful!â She took it, and said solemnly, âI want to hear the story between you and Ji Wenfeng!â
All of a sudden the other classmates all looked at them in unison: What did the rotten girl say just now? What was Ji Wenfengâs story? What story? Countless eyes wandered to Lu Rong.
Lu Rong opened his eyes and started playing with the pencil case.
Class 8 students: We must be hearing hallucinations, right? It was impossible for Ji Wenfeng to have any stories with himâ¦
Lu Rong noticed that the atmosphere had calmed down, looked around, put his hands crossed on the table, and solemnly said to the rotten girl, âDonât mention his name in the future.â
The rotten girl: âI want to hear about you and your husband.â
Lu Rong: âHe is not my husband.â
The rotten girl threw the pack of tissues up and down and knocked on his table: âI paid for it. Qian, Iâm your big customer. I want to hear something good.â
Lu Rong: âHe slept naked with me.â
Rotten girl: ââ¦â
Rotten girl: âAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!â
The rotten girl: âAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!â
The English teacher held a stack of thick test papers as she entered the door, but she suddenly found that the number one in English in the class had turned into a screaming chicken. She looked at her dotingly and asked, âWhatâs so exciting, tell me also.â
The rotten girl raised her old motherâs smile, turned back shyly and lowered her head: âItâs nothing.â
Lu Rong stayed up all night and was given a headache by the rotten girl, so the next exam could only be guessed at. Of all the subjects, only English was really difficult for him, and he didnât understand why his language talent was so bad. His Chinese grammar was not bad, but when he switched to English, he had to play ball.
After hurriedly finishing the afternoon class, Ji Wenfeng sent him a WeChat message, saying that Lao Song had skipped work again. Relying on posting bail for them, Lao Song drove the Bentley to the reservoir to go fishing, but he couldnât come back for a while. They had to take their own taxi back at night.
Lu Rong thought about the huge waves that would be caused if he and Ji Wenfeng met at the school gate and fought while proposing to split up: Ji Wenfeng should go to the supermarket to finish buying the things they didnât buy yesterday, and he would go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.
Ji Wenfeng: âCanât you go to the supermarket to buy?â
Lu Rong answered irrelevantly: âAs thank you for taking me out to play yesterday, I want to cook something delicious for you.â
Ji Wenfeng: âHuh~â
Lu Rong: âBy the way, bring me some low-gluten flour.â
Ji Wenfeng: ok
Lu Rong clenched the phone tightly and stuffed it into his trouser pocket calmly: plan successful. Now he was slowly figuring out a way to deal with Ji Wenfeng, as long as he hit the right spot, Ji Wenfeng was easy to coax.
Lu Rong went to the vegetable market to buy various ingredients for experimenting with small fish cakes[2], went to the supermarket to meet Ji Wenfeng, and the two of them took a taxi home together.
After entering the house, Ji Wenfeng went to take a shower first. Lu Rong rolled up his sleeves, put on an apron and walked into the kitchen. As expected, the aunt who was in charge of cooking also skipped work today. Ji Wenfeng really broke the boat to let him cook.
Lu Rong killed the fish, washed it, beat it, made the batter, fried it twice in oil, made a few small fish cakes and brought them to Ji Wenfengâs room. Ji Wenfeng had just finished taking a shower and opened the door wearing a t-shirt and shorts while drying his wet hair.
Smelling the scent of small fish cakes, Ji Wenfengâs eyes lit up, and he still said coolly: âWhat is this?â
Lu Rong didnât talk nonsense with him, he just put the plate on the tea table, sat down cross-legged, and blew on a small golden fish cake and passed it in his direction.
Ji Wenfengâs face showed reluctance, but his body sat down numbly and he opened his mouth to eat it up, but his mouth burned after taking a bite. He was about to have a seizure, when Lu Rong poured him a glass of cold water, put it in his hand considerately, and looked at him tenderly: âEat slowly.â
Ji Wenfeng was stunned for a moment, and then began to eat quietly again.
Lu Rong kindly asked: âIs it delicious?â
Ji Wenfeng said arrogantly: âSo-so.â
Lu Rong: âWhatâs not delicious?â
Ji Wenfeng thought about it carefully: âItâs a bit bland.â
Lu Rong: âWhat else?â
Ji Wenfeng: âThe skin is too thick.â
Lu Rong: âYeah, what else?â
Ji Wenfeng: âItâs too hot.â
Lu Rong: âOkay. Let me use your bathroom.â He walked into the bathroom and sat on the toilet, thinking for a while on Ji Wenfengâs suggestion just now. It took 1 minute from the kitchen to Ji Wenfengâs bedroom, so the eating time should be pushed to at least 3 minutes later; the salt should be increased from 35g to 50g, and the flour should be reduced from 250g to 200g, but less flour means more fish, so it was worth it. Another kind of fish could be used to control the cost priceâ¦
Ji Wenfeng: âDid you fall into the pit?â
Lu Rong took notes, got up and flushed the toilet, walked out the door, and said softly: âIâll tidy up your closet.â
Ji Wenfeng looked at him for a while, then turned his head: ââ¦up to you.â
Lu Rong walked into Ji Wenfengâs dressing room, threw away the pajamas he no longer wanted, and brought out his newly bought hanger and trousers racks, divided the wardrobe into shirt/trousers two parts, and hung them according to the length of the clothes and the thickness of the fabric. The shorts and socks were placed in a clean partition drawer, and the out-of-season clothes were folded and bagged in the newly purchased storage box.
âFold the worn trousers in half and hang them on the detachable trouser rack.â Lu Rong demonstrated, âRoll up the clean trousers like this and put them in the drawer.â
Ji Wenfeng: ââ¦Who folds trousers like this.â Lu Rongâs folded pants were all barrel-shaped rolls of the same length, and they looked extremely tidy.
Lu Rong knew that not everyone was as dexterous as himself, so he generously said: âYou donât know how to stack, I will stack it for you â take it from the clean area, put it through the area, and the position of the stack should not be messed up, I will come to check.â
Ji Wenfeng didnât know how things turned to Lu Rong wanting to check on him, so he raised his tone: âThis is my dressing room.â
Lu Rong: âAre you hungry? Iâll cook for you.â
Ji Wenfeng: ââ¦Okay. Take it from the left and put it on the right?â
Lu Rong: âThatâs right. The underwear and socks are here. Change them every day in the order I put them, seven days a week.â
Ji Wenfeng was slightly surprised: âThere are rules on which one to wear on the day of the week?â
Lu Rong: âThatâs right. You have to change your underwear once a month, but you donât know which one you have worn for a month. According to the weekly rotation system, you can throw them all away in 30 weeks. Rotating 7 at the same time can also avoid the embarrassment of having no underwear to wear during the rainy season.â
Ji Wenfeng actually felt that what he said made some sense: âThe socksâ¦â
Lu Rong: âYou only wear sneakers, and I will arrange your socks according to the schedule of physical education classes. You have physical education classes in class 1, 3, and 5, so you wear special basketball socks for 1, 3, and 5, and sports socks for other times.â
Ji Wenfeng frowned and looked at the drawer of underwear and socks, feeling that his life was being restrained: âYou must have obsessive-compulsive disorder.â
Lu Rong: âAre you hungry? Iâll cook for you.â
Ji Wenfeng thought it was good to have an obsessive-compulsive disorder: âSo go from left to right?â
Lu Rong: âYouâre so smartâcome on, eat one more.â He picked up the small fish cake and fed him another one.
Ji Wenfeng ate small fish cakes and stood in his clean closet, trying hard to review the dressing room rules that Lu Rong had set for him. Knowing that he needed some time to learn to digest, Lu Rong gently exited his room.
He found that Ji Wenfengâs pajamas that he threw out just now were missing.
Thinking about it this way, all the idle items he threw out of Ji Wenfengâs room yesterday were also gone.
Where did they go?
T/N: LR manipulating JF is adorable AF and hilarious tooâ¦.
[1] Sheâs basically cursing him as a heterosexualâ¦.