Chapter One

GLENWOOD BOARDING SCHOOL BLOG: SKYLAR COMPTON

THE GIRL WHO GOT A SOCIAL LIFE BY WRITING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S SOCIAL LIVES BECAUSE SHE HAD NO SOCIAL LIFE

I wrote about the incident involving Peony Donovan and Marcus Thane from the beginning of the year. You know, the one about her performing oral on him in the Stairwell To Hell as if they couldn't have just done it in their ROOMS. And the incident just two weeks after that with Peony once again.

She was caught with Mr. Davenport in the pool room with a pair of goggles. We never found out what they were using them for in that twisted game of clue. Out went Peony and to jail went Mr. Davenport.

And on the first day of October, my dear self said to you: Taylor Wainwright went out the door, too. She pranked the Dean with six pigs in bikinis in her office and a bucket of flour over the head. That was in defense of her dear friend Peony and she left before she could kick her out instead. Did I mention that the headmaster was in a meeting with Dean Sanders and received a head full of flour as well.

And on October 16th, none of us can forget how spiked punch at a school dance had several students stripping in front of the schools benefactors. Liam Haven got the farthest, right on down to his birthday suit. Really, you guys are getting bored because we've lived these stories over and over again throughout these past months.

These stories, and several others that you can read about in my blog, are resulting in the closing of this fine institution. There've been rumors and all of you have looked to me to find out the truth. And it is, in fact...well, a fact. Do with that information what you will.

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October 28th

Glenwood Boarding School Blog: Skylar Compton

THE GIRL WHO GOT A SOCIAL LIFE BY WRITING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S SOCIAL LIVES BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE

BOO!

THIS IS DEFINITELY THE SPOOKIEST HALLOWEEN I'VE EVER HAD.

Dean Sander's confirmed what I already knew this morning over the announcement's and also blessed us with some other interesting information. Instead of leaving us high and dry, three other institution's are willing to split the load and take us in.

Those school's are Alby Boarding School, Devin Boarding School and Ivy Cordelia Boarding School. Alby was once listed as the third most prestigious boarding school in the United States, just under Glenwood if you can believe it. Now, because of the Peony's of the world, it's the second.

In the summer after eighth grade I applied and was accepted into the school after passing their acceptance test with flying colors. It also helped that I was a second generation legacy. And that my mom is the most famous student to ever come from Alby. I mean, I'm not bragging or anything.

I also applied to ICBS and it was the school that I was dead set on going to. It's the highest ranking USBS, with a test that I passed at the lowest possible acceptance level. Go, Skylar! It broke my heart to receive the rejection letter but no hard feelings, IC. Especially if I'm one of the students who gets to go there.

Can you guys imagine? For the other school on the list, Devin, I'd never even heard of it before today. So I feel bad for whoever is shipped off to it. But, hey, it might be great. Good luck, Glenwood Panther's. You'll forever live in my heart.

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October 31st