CH 50
Ex-Hero, Now Freeloader
50 â Ex-Holy Sword, Now Beauty 1
A holy sword.
A sword with a will of its own that can only be wielded by the chosen.
Mika is the only holy sword in existence.
In addition to changing her shape to suit the wielder, she helps regulate magic, and gives support in combat.
The sword can see and hear her surroundings, so she conveys information gleaned from that to the Hero.
For example, if an enemy was approaching from behind, sheâd quickly sense the mana signature, and urge the Hero to be careful.
Mikaâs wielders thus far have been those with the Crest of the Hero without exception.
Also, Mika has the ability to accumulate the power of Heroes that have passed.
A vast amount of mana also lies deep within her.
That holy sword Mika has now attained a real body of her own andâ¦
ãWhat?! This is delicious! This is what âtasteâ is?! The flavor spreads throughout my mouth! This happiness that feels like my brain is exploding! This is being humanâ¦! Itâs not fairâ¦! Being human is so not fairâ¦!ã
Dinner time.
Mika, who turned herself into a blonde, blue-eyed girl in her teens, is stuffing her face with gusto.
She had no problem using tableware, probably because sheâs been watching us humans use them.
She wolfed down meat, bread, and salad. She practically poured soup straight down her gullet.
The kids stared dumbfounded at her.
When she turned human, the kids displayed their astonishing adaptability.ãIs she really miss holy sword?ããNow that you mention it, she doesâ¦look like Mika.ããMika became a person!ãWent the girls, immediately accepting her, but still surprised.
ãThe food isnât going anywhere, so calm down and eat.ã
ãY-youâre rightâ¦! But, man, itâs so good. I totally get why you got fat.ã
ãIs that so?ã
Incidentally, Mika is sitting in the chair to my right.
ãOh, thatâs right! Always wanted to try this!ã
Mika pokes a meatball with her fork and brings it close to my mouth.
ãCâmon. Open wide. Say âAaahâ.ã
ãUhâ¦ã
ãWhat? Is mine not good enough to eat?!ã
I wonder why.
I get this strange feeling of embarrassment when Mika does it.
Seeing her puff up her cheek and sulk, I reluctantly opened my mouth.
ãNghlk!ã
It was a little too big for one bite, but I managed to get it in my mouth.
ãFufufu, this is kinda fun. So, how is it? Good?ã
ãYeah.ã
At my response, Mikaâs face brightened into a happy-seeming smile.
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ãIâll wash your back!ã
Weâre in the Royal Castleâs large bathroom.
ãI can do it myself.ã
ãWhat, donât want me to do it?!ã
Much like how she pressured me to do it when she wanted to feed me, I gave in and let her do it.
ãâ¦â¦ã
Ferris, whose face is always arranged into a tirelessly gentle smile, is standing here with soap in hand, stiff as a statue.
She normally takes to the shadows when Iâm with the Seven, but otherwise, she is usually nearby to help.
She does all sorts starting with the morning greeting, assisting with my change of clothes, managing my schedule, arranging whatever is necessary to make my desires come true, etc.
Washing my back before I enter the bathtub is Ferrisâs job.
Ever since she saidãI have not been of much help lately, so I thought that at the very least I couldâ¦ãI couldnât refuse.
In a maid-style bathing suit, Ferris looked happier than usual when washing my back.
That was Ferrisâs job.
Mikaâs doing that today.
ãUh⦠Sorry, Ferris. Mikaâs been really happy ever since she turned into a human.ã
By the by, Mika wore a one-piece swimsuit. However, the bottom half doesnât have a decorative cloth, so sheâs boldly exposed all the way to her feet.
Itâs white in color, maybe to represent the blade part of her form as a holy sword.
Considering her blonde hair resembles her decorations and her blue eyes resembles the gemstones, itâs possible this swimsuit was chosen like that.
ãSorry, Ferris. Iâll be handling him today, okay?ã
ãN-notâ¦not a problemâ¦ã
Ferris sounded weak.
Perhaps not noticing that, Mika takes the soap and excitedly lathers it up.
ãPretty sure this is where I ask if you have any itchy spots, right?ã
Although her hands were clumsy, I could tell she made sure not to hurt me.
ãYeah, Iâm fine.ã
Mika and I exchanged words just like that.
ãU-Ur help.ã
Ur, the fox-eared little girl, came closer.
Wearing the mini-white fox around her neck like a scarf, she approached me.
When one person starts, the other kids start piping up like a chain reaction.
ãNo! Itâs my turn today!ã
Mika tried to resist, but the kids outnumbered her.
Eventually, she was covered in foam and slipping and sliding along the floor.
Even if she was taken by surprise, Mika is now a magic user strong enough to repel the Saint Marie.
If she was serious, she could easily push the kids aside. Even though she yellsãYou little pipsqueaks!ãshe probably doesnât feel that way deep down.
ãDonât run in the bathroom, kids. Itâs dangerous.ã
I warn them as I fill up a bucket used to pour over my head.
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ãHeh, heh, heh. Take a look, fluffems! I wonât lose to you anymore!ã
My room. Night time.
Dressed in two-piece pajamas, Mika takes the spot next to me on the bed.
The kids expressed their dissatisfaction about this arrangement, but Mika turned a deaf ear.
Ever since I arrived here, a certain someone has been with me, especially during my bedtime.
Mika, watching me from her stone pedestal in the same room, probably always dreamed of sleeping in the same bed as her partner in human form.
Thinking that, I couldnât refuse.
ãâ¦Hm. As a sword, therein existed a possibility of wounding the children. There exists no such problem while in the form of man.ã
The mini-white fox smoothly curls around my neck as it says that.
ãHey! What is this, a competition?ã
ãWhatever do you mean?ã
ãDonât play dumb!ã
Baring her fang, Mika raises her voice into a growl like a small animal.
ãHm. Speaking of falling behind or not, I suppose it would be better to even the odds.ã
ãHuh? What? Are you gonna turn human, too? Itâs not that easy to-ã
In the next moment, the white foxâs body glowed whiteâ¦and it took the form of a young girl with white hair and red eyes.
ãWhat?!ã
She looks to be around her early teens, probably to match the current Mika.
Her hair was long and her chest was flat.
Her face was beautiful but lacking in expression.
She was a fox demi-human.
I thought she would be naked, but she had on fluffy white pajamas reminiscent of fox fur.
ãRain the freeloader, how do I look?ã
Even her voice was different from the usual white fox.
ãHuh? Uh, yes. Right⦠Now that I think about it, Iâve often heard stories of spirits taking the form of man.ã
There are more than a few legends where formless, paranormal beings intentionally take the form of a human.
For a holy sword, turning into a human would be impossible without a device, but I guess itâs not so difficult for a sacred beast.
ãDo I look human?ã
ãI guess so. Youâre like a cute, fox-eared girl.ã
ãIs that so?ã
She reached out her arms to wrap them around my neck, resuming what she was doing moments ago.
ãH-hold it right there!ã
Mika stopped that from happening.
ãWhat is the matter, O holy sword?ã
ãYou were a girl?ã
ãOriginally, there is no female or male in human terms for beings such as you and I, O holy sword. Those are merely images that people have applied to us through the passing of legends. Therefore, an existence such as yourself that clearly distinguishes oneself as female is rare.ã
Mika is shaking.
ãTh-thats trueâ¦! Not! You are not competing with me! If you turned human too, itâll weaken the significance!ã
ãIs that so?ã
ãWhatâs with that lame reaction?! This is serious!ã
Mika was not having it.
But this conversation didnât last long either.
ãâ¦Uh.ã
The fox-eared Ur jumped into the white foxâs chest, interrupting their conversation.
ãWhat is the matter, Ur?ã
Saying nothing, Ur buries her face into the sacred beastâs chest.
Occasionally, sheâd let out what sound like sobs.
A troop of demonâs razed Urâs village to capture the sacred beast.
Taking the form of the same race as her probably reminded her of the fact that her happy memories were stolen.
The other kids look like theyâre about to cry too, probably understanding what Ur is feeling.
I looked at Mika.
Mika looked back.
We both nodded.
That night, Mika and I did not sleep next to each other.
The white fox, Mika and I each slept with the kids beside us.
This bed is spacious, so this isnât a problem.
This will never replace their lost loved ones or hometown, but the least we can do is pat them on the head, letting them know that they are safe.
We stayed awake until their sniffles turned into gentle sleeping sounds.