Chapter 1659 - Poor Psychic Sage
God Emperor
Translator: Larbre Studio Editor: Larbre Studio
Under the suppression of the supreme power, the Psychic Sageâs print technique didnât survive long before cracking apart. The divine purple sea above its head turned into strands of purple smoke.
âYou actually used a weapon... Not fair...â
The metal hat hat fell down suddenly, trapping the Psychic Sage that had wanted to escape.
âOld thing, where are you running to?â
Xiang Chunan laughed loudly. He rushed over and smashed the metal hat on the Psychic Sage crazily, even cracking the ground.
The Psychic Sage kept screaming, âAmazing, amazing.â
âAmazing? You really arenât afraid of pain.â
Xiang Chunanâs muscles all swelled. He grabbed the hat with both hands and slammed it down.
âAmazing, amazing... Help, youâre killing me! Help...â Seeing that asking for help was no use, the Psychic Sage pretended to be pitiful. âWe have nothing to do with each other. Junior, why are you bullying an elder?â
âNothing to do with each other? Then why did you attack me, your Lord Xiang? Do you dare say that you didnât kick me in the butt?â Xiang Chunan shrunk the hat and put it on the Psychic Sageâs head so it couldnât move.
Zhang Ruochen studied the Psychic Sage from the side and was very impressed. It had been hit by an Absolute Saint weapon so hard, but it wasnât hurt at all.
He didnât know if Xiang Chunan was holding back or if the Psychic Sageâs defensive abilities were really so good.
After beating it up again, Xiang Chunan clapped his hands and stood up. âBrother Ruochen, this saint medicine actually turned human after 100,000 years and has a mind. Itâll be weird to eat it. How about you eat it?â
Zhang Ruochen shook his head. âIf you eat it like this, itâll indeed be uncomfortable. Itâll also be full of resentment. If it builds in your body, itâll be bad for your cultivation.â
The Psychic Sage squatted in the corner and yelled, âYes! I have great resentment! You donât know how to respect elders at all. If you eat me, youâll be punished!â
âLooking at its proud face, Iâll feel disgusted if I eat it,â Xiang Chunan said. âHow about we turn it into a pill and eat it?â
âActually, we can negotiate with it and cut off two legs for us to eat.â A strange smile appeared on Zhang Ruochenâs face.
Xiang Chunan grew excited. âYeah! Cut off two of its legs. When it grows new legs, weâll cut them again. This is so much better than directly turning it into a pill.â
The Psychic Sage had been eavesdropping on their conversation with perked ears. Its face instantly paled. âAmazing, amazing... My legs have resentment too. Great resentment.â
âIt said âamazing.â It agrees!â
Xiang Chunan borrowed the Third Yao heavy sword from Zhang Ruochen and pressed down the Psychic Sageâs neck to cut off its legs.
âWait, I have something to say!â it screamed.
âStop wasting time,â Xiang Chunan said. âItâs useless.â
Zhang Ruochen grabbed him. âLet it speak.â
The Psychic Sage sprawled itself on the ground and said in panic, âI can help you pick two Amazing Saint Fruits. You mustâve seen it outside the pavilion. The fruits are definitely much more precious than my two legs.â
âThe purple fruits on that ancient tree?â
âIndeed.â
Zhang Ruochen exchanged glances with Xiang Chunan. They were very tempted.
But Zhang Ruochen quickly put on a careful expression. âThere are ancient monsters everywhere outside and half of an ancient Supreme Saint. No matter how strong you are, you probably canât get the fruits from under their eyes. Youâre not trying to take advantage of this and escape, right?â
âHow can I?â the Psychic Sage explained. âI swear on my soul that I sincerely want to help you two heroes pick saint fruits. Nothing else. As for the ancient monsters, you need not worry. I grew up here since childhood and I have the same Yin Qi as them. They wonât attack me even if I go past them.â
Unfortunately, Zhang Ruochen didnât believe it at all. âIâll trust you if you give me half of your saint soul.â
âWhy do you want half of my saint soul?â it asked in confusion.
âIf you dare to escape, Iâll destroy that half,â Zhang Ruochen said. âThen, your mind will be messed up and all of your cultivation will be wiped clean.â
The Psychic Sageâs teeth chattered, either in fury or fear. âAmazing, amazing. Youâre so evil!â
âSince youâve cultivated a human form, then you should already have the Way,â Zhang Ruochen said. âWe wonât eat you unless you attack us first. But you purposely led us into this dangerous place and almost got us killed. You trapped us in here too, so you have to make up for it, right?
âPick all the fruits on the ancient tree for us and everything will be forgiven. When we leave this forbidden zone, Iâll return the saint soul to you and give you freedom. How about it?â
The Psychic Sage grew thoughtful. Clearly, it was considering whether Zhang Ruochen was lying.
Xiang Chunan slapped its head, saying, âWhat are you hesitating for? We already forgave you and you still seem so unwilling.â
The Psychic Sage was annoyed. These people clearly broke into its cultivation land and destroyed its temple, but now they acted like they were the victims. As the true victim, it had nowhere to complain to.
But what could it do?
Under their control, it had to lower its head.
âOkay, Iâll hand over half of my soul temporarily,â the Psychic Sage said. âBut Iâll only pick two Amazing Saint Fruits for you.â
âNo, no, you must take it all.â Xiang Chunan shook his head.
The Psychic Sage chuckled. âIf I really pick all of them, Iâll lose my value. Iâm afraid youâll turn around and turn me into a pill.â
âF*ck, youâre just a plant. Where do you get all these thoughts? You really think weâre lowly like that?â Xiang Chunan had a hot temper. He picked up the heavy sword again to chop off the Psychic Sageâs legs.
Zhang Ruochen held down Xiang Chunanâs shoulder and said, âThree fruits. Pick three fruits for us.â
âOkay, itâs set!â
The Psychic Sage took out half of its saint soul. It was condensed into a ball of light and handed it to Zhang Ruochen.
After walking out of the tiny world in the wall, Zhang Ruochen and Xiang Chunan waited into the temple. The Psychic Sage changed its form into a purple-gold sage tree. It rushed out of the temple, sometimes moving, sometimes freezing.
Clearly, it was afraid of those monsters too, but it indeed had ancient Yin Qi, so it could become one with the surroundings. The monsters automatically overlooked it.
âThat old guy has ancient Yin Qi in it. Even if we turn it into a pill, itâll be a poisonous pill and inedible.â Xiang Chunan was annoyed.
Seeing that the Psychic Sage didnât escape and really went toward the saint tree, Zhang Ruochen grew relieved. âHow strong is the spirit of your Absolute Saint weapon?â
Xiang Chunan took out the metal hat and played with it. âSpirit?â he asked in confusion.
âAbsolute Saint weapons all have strong weapon spirits,â Zhang Ruochen said. âIt might even be stronger than that half Supreme Saint.â
Xiang Chunan shook his head. âI donât think it has some strong weapon spirit,â he mumbled. âCould it be because the hatâs gem fell off?â
âCan you let me look at it?â Zhang Ruochen asked.
Xiang Chunan handed the metal hat over directly. âOf course. Look however you want.â
Zhang Ruochen held the extremely heavy hat and felt a burst of demonic Qi inside. It was as if he was holding a mountain instead of a hat.
The material used was very unique too. Zhang Ruochen had never seen it before. It was definitely top refining material, like Godly Steel.
âThereâs only a shred of spirit consciousness.â
Zhang Ruochen furrowed his brows and checked carefully. There was a finger-sized dent at the top. It must have had the gem that Xiang Chunan mentioned before.
âWhat a pity! Itâs an incomplete Absolute Saint weapon. Otherwise, we could use it to make our way out.â
Zhang Ruochen returned the hat to Xiang Chunan. He held his chin and brainstormed another way to escape.
âHey, look! That old guy does have some skills!â Xiang Chunan said excitedly while licking his lips. âHe already picked three Amazing Saint Fruits.â
Zhang Ruochen looked at the Psychic Sage on the saint tree and also smiled.
After picking the three fruits, the Psychic Sage rushed back to the temple. It gave Zhang Ruochen the fruits and asked, âJunior, you should fulfil your promise and return my soul now, right?â
âNo hurry. Iâll return it after I leave this forbidden zone.â
Zhang Ruochen handed one Amazing Saint Fruit to Xiang Chunan. He kept one and put the other one away for Mu Lingxi.
Xiang Chunan held the Amazing Saint Fruit and took a deep breath. He immediately started drooling. Showing his white teeth, he was about to swallow the fruit at once.
âWait,â Zhang Ruochen said seriously. âThe Amazing Saint Fruit grows in this place. It might be tainted by ancient Yin Qi.â
âOh, right!â Xiang Chunan was shocked and glared at the Psychic Sage. âYou helped us pick the fruits so happily. Is it because you knew we canât eat it and wanted to kill us?â
âPlease, how could I do something so lowly?â The Psychic Sage quickly explained, âDo you see the purple smoke surging out of the pavilion cluster? That smoke can purify Yin Qi. The Amazing Saint Fruit is shrouded in the Qi, so Yin Qi canât approach it. Trust me, you can eat it with no fear.â
Zhang Ruochen had to be careful. Instead of trusting the Psychic Sage completely, he took out the Emperor Yi Bone Staff and used the Buddhaâs sharira power.
Whoosh!
Golden Buddhist light flooded out, shining on the Amazing Saint Fruit.
Seeing this, the Psychic Sage immediately changed its words. âA few days ago, the purple Qi shrouding the tree scattered for two hours, so Yin Qi mightâve seeped into the fruit.â
Sizzle.
Under the Buddha lightâs purification, strands of Yin Qi came out of the Amazing Saint Fruit.
Xiang Chunanâs expression changed drastically. He slammed the metal hat onto the Psychic Sage and started pummeling it. âYou old thing, still trying to trick us. If my brother wasnât careful, we wouldâve gotten tricked!â