Chapter 13

Chapter 13

The guys eyes were so wide I thought they may explode out of his head.

I mean I get it. Guys like staring at boobs right? Especially when the boobs are in a frilly red bra and inches from their face. But I was wondering if this guy had seen anything even close to cleavage before.

"Is this you're first time here?"

"Uh huh," The guy mumbled, still ogling at my chest.

The song stopped, and I stood up a little to fast. I tried to walk away as fast as possible, while still doing my stripper walk.

"Wait!" The guy almost yelled, standing up from his seat. "C-can I have an-nother lap dance?"

"Uh..." I said, looking towards the door, where another guy had just walked in. "Sorry, I gotta see him now."

The ogling guy looked disappointed, but I practically ran to the guy at the door.

"Hey," I said in my sexy, smokey voice. The guy looked like a lost puppy with his shaggy, dirty blond hair, and awkward way of standing. Might I add, the Doctor Who shirt made him seem even more out of place.

"Uh, hi," He said, looking around nervously.

"You wanna lap dance?" I asked, leaning (what I hope was sexily) against the wall.

"No thanks, uh, that's all right. I'm actually looking for someone."

I raised my eyebrows. "Really?"

"Yes, I think her name here is, um, Karma?"

My face crumbled into confusion. "Who?"

"Karma? Or Candy, or something."

"I don't think we have a Candy here."

"Her real name is Janice. Do you know her?"

"Oh, Janice, yeah, I know her. I'll go get her." I started to head for the back door, when I turned back. "By the way, her stage name is Kitten."

"Kitten?"

"Yup."

"You'd think I'd remember a name as stupid as that," He said.

I laughed, and walked away. He was actually kinda cute. In a dorky way.

"Hey Janice," I said, tapping on her shoulder.

"Yeah?" Janice said, looking up from her phone. She was wearing a sequin covered pair of short-shorts, and one of the smallest bikinis I had ever seen (Janice's prize possessions were her breasts).

"There's some guy asking for you," I said. "And he knows you're real name, but not your stage name."

"What?" Janice asked. Suddenly her face lit up, and she started almost running out the door. I struggled to keep up.

"Liam!" She cried, attacking him in a huge hug. She was like a big dog, saying hi to it's owner after a day away.

"Hey babe," The guy (Liam apparently) mumbled through her hair.

"Molly," Janice said, untangling her arms from his. "This is my little cuddly wuddle," Janice said, kissing his cheek.

"I'm Liam," He said.

"I got that." I wished a had pockets to shove my hands into. I felt more exposed, as if I hadn't been wearing frilly underwear before hand, but had just lost my clothes.

"He's my little honey bunny," She mumbled, resting her head on his shoulder.

"Yeah," Liam said. I couldn't help but notice that his eyes were flashing from Janice's face to her breast, then back to her face, every few seconds. Which just helps support my theory that no matter how great a guy is, he is secretly a total perv.

Which made me start wondering how Max was secretly a perv. Some creepy images started filling my head, so I instead focused on Janice and Liam.

"So how long have you been together?"

"One year, 2 months and..." Janice's bit her bottom lip. "12 days? Is that right sweetie?"

"Yeah, I think so," Liam said.

"This is the spot where we first met," Janice said. "I know, that's kinda creepy. I mean, no one wants to meet the love of their life in a strip club. But you know, what matters is what happens after you meet."

"Yeah..." I said, trying not to vomit from all of the cheesiness.

"And he doesn't even like strip clubs!" Janice said. "He got over his... well, fear of strip clubs, and you know, boobs, for me!"

It was kind of obvious that he had gotten over his fear of boobs, due to the fact that he was now just staring at hers. As I said, pervert.

"You should have told me you were coming, honey," Janice said. "I have to perform tonight."

"R-really?" Liam asked, trying to hide the excitement in his face.

"Nope." Janice said, dropping the cutesy voice. "You're not seeing me perform. Nuh uh. No."

"But I came all this way-" Liam started.

"Molly," Janice said. "Will you get him out of here? He may not see me perform."

"But, I have to work too!"

"I'll talk to Dicky. He loves me. Just get him out of here."

"But-"

"Just go throw on some clothes and get out of here!" Janice said, some snappiness rising in her voice.

I looked frantically at Liam (as if he could get me out of this) but it was pretty clear he would be no help. I sighed, and headed for the back room.

After throwing on a t-shirt and jeans, I found Dicky.

"Dicky," I said. "I think I'm gonna have to leave earl-"

"Yes, yes, Janice told me. You'll  have to work late on Wednesday though."

I sighed. "Fine."

"Uh, you're welcome," Dicky said.

I rolled my eyes, grabbed my bag, and headed outside.

I found Liam standing in the same place as before, staring at a strippers ass as she gave a different guy a lap dance. Nice.

"Let's go," I said, grabbing his arm, and dragging him out the door.

"Do you want to, you know, go somewhere?" Liam asked.

"I want to go home," I said simply.

"Uh..." Liam shoved his hands in his pockets.

I rolled my eyes. "Well where do you want to go?"

Liam looked back at Dirty Girls.

"Nope," I said. "Not going back in there. Where else do you want to go?"

"I'm kinda hungry."

"Well, there's food at my apartment, so, lets go there."

"Fine," Liam said.

"Great," I mumbled. "Let's grab a bus."

Liam grumbled something, but followed me, dragging his feet as he walked.

We reached the bus stop just as the bus pulled in. "Wait!" I yelled just before the doors closed. Luckily, they stayed open.

Liam (who had started running and gotten ahead of me) stopped in front of the door, and held out his hand.

"Ladies first," He said.

I blinked at him. "What the hell?"

"I mean, if you want to," Liam said, flinching.

"Oh my god," I said. "You are impossible."

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HI THERE UNIVERSE.

Thanks for reading! Please vote, and comment. I (loosely) based the character of Liam off of a guy who I know in real life who's name is (big surprise) Liam. Don't worry he isn't that much of a perv. And he should be reading this now so, HI LIAM!!!

Anyhoosles, I'm sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes. I tried my best.

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