Chapter 19: The Shibo Show! (Filler)

Location: ???

Inside of a dark room, several camera were light up, showing different things. Looking closer, someone could be seeing on them. A young teenager.

The teenager...is Shido Itsuka!

On the first camera, Shido is seeing having a Date with Tohka. Until the two of them enter an arcade store and Shido accidently tripped, resulting in him accidently gripping Tohka's skirt and lowering it, much to her embarrasement.

On the second camera, Shido is seeing talking a walk with Yoshino. They enter an Aquarium, witnessing all the Fish that were inside of it. At one moment, Yoshino leaned foward, until Shido hold her to make sure she don't fall...only to end up failling instead.

On the third camera, Shido is seeing inside of a changing room. His face is absolutely red. The reason? Kaguya and Yuzuru were pressing against him, wearing only black underwears.

On the four camera, Shido is seeing having a Date with Kotori...until he accidently dropped Ice Cream on her, which resulted in her kicking him.

On the rest of the Camera were different scenario involving Shido Itsuka and several others people, mostly girls. In front of all of this is a person who's face is framed in shadow. The feature showed that it was a man. Upon watching all of this, the man slowly started to smirk. "Yes...he's perfect..."

The man pushed his glass up. "I think that we just found our new Super Star~"

A few days later

Location: Itsuka's House

"So, are you ready?" Tohka asked with a bag of popcorn in her hands. In front of her were Kazoki, Tenka, and Shido who were sitting on the couch.

"We are." Shido nodded with a drink in his hand.

"...Why are we here again?" Kazoki asked with two burgers in his hands.

"Aparently, my Pet has managed to get a Human to make a Show of him." Tenka explained as she eat her Ice Cream.

"Can you stop calling me that?" Shido asked annoyed.

"No." Tenka said.

"Shido got his own Show?" Kazoki blinked confused. "How did this happen?"

Shido scratch his cheek. "Well..."

Flashback

Shido was walking toward his House with a bag of grossery in his hand. He just buy launch from a Store and was coming back to make the dinner. Then, a man in suit came from nowhere and point at him. "YOU!!"

Shido jumped and look at the man startled. He blinked before he point at himself. The man smiled. "Yes! You're the winner!"

"...What?" Shido asked confused. "I'm sorry, but i don't remember participing in a contest."

"No need to!" The man shook his head. "We're making surprise test to see if the winner as what it take to receive our price, and you sir, are that winner!"

"But...why me?" Shido frowned. "I'm just a average person."

"Exactly!" The man nodded. "A average person is the perfect canditate to receive the price! Not to mention that no one will expect this! So congratulation, you win!"

Shido stare at him blackly. This...absolutely don't make any sense at all! In fact, this situation don't make any sense. He was aproched by a stranger who tell him he won a secret test so that he could receive a price? Even a idiot would find this suspicious.

"Now then, what's your name?" The man smiled.

"...Shido Itsuka." Shido answered after hesitation.

"Well, Shido, let's make the best Show in History!" The man grab Shido's by the arm and drag him to the nearest Store to change his clothes, ignoring the boy's complain.

End of Flashback

"And that's what happened." Shido concluded.

"Enough talking! It's starting now." Tenka said. They all sit down as the TV light up and the Show started.

A fat Shido was seeing on the screen. He carry a bag of orange in his hands. He look at the Camera with a dumb smile as he walk on the street. "I'm Shido Itsuka! And i'm going to take those Orange bag to my Cousin's Party!"

"...What?" Shido was shocked at what he saw. Just what in the World was that? "This guy don't look like me at all! Also, why does have a Orange bag!?"

"I don't know, but it's amusing to me." Tenka said with a smirk.

Two muscled boys appear and look at Fake Shido with a mocking snarl. "BAH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Fake Shido screamed in fear. It sounded like a high pitched baby voice rather then the voice of a boy. He look at the two boys in fear. "W-Who are you?"

Shido's jaw dropped upon hearing his Tv counterpar's scream. Kazoki laughed while Tohka giggled. Tenka's smirk widened.

"Shut up!" The first boys ordered with a smirk. "Become our slave or we'll kinn you!"

The second boy look at the first one confused. "Don't you mean, "kick" you?"

"I know what i said!" The first boy snapped before glaring at Fake Shido with a smirk. "So? What is going to be?"

"Hum..." Fake Shido didn't know what so say.

"Wrong answer!" The first boy punched the fat boy in the gut, making him gasp before he was being beaten to death by the two boys. Fake Shido suck his thumb in fear.

"This is starting to be my favorite Show!" Kazoki laughed as he held his stomach.

"Kazoki!" Shido glare at him.

"Don't worry, Shido." Tohka place a hand on Shido's shoulder. "It's not your fault if you can't defend yourself."

"You're not helping, Tohka!"

"Stop right there!"

The boys stopped beating Shido and see a short-haired Tohka flying toward them with flying boots. "Stop sucking your thumb! Here i come!"

Tohka stopped giggling and blinked in confusion. "I don't have short hair! And i'm pretty sure that i don't have flying boots!"

"You don't." Tenka point out.

"That's what i'm saying!"

The two boys glared at Fake Tohka who landed in front of them. "Stay out of it, girl! It's between us and our new punching ball!"

"More like fat ball." Kazoki smirked, causing Shido to glare at him.

"Stop hurting my boyfriend and nephew!" Fake Tohka exclaimed while pointing at the two bullies. "He and i has to make a huge #######!!!"

Shido's jaw dropped in shock at what he just hear. Tohka's eyes widened in shock. Even Kazoki stopped laughing to look at the Tv in surprise. Tenka lose her smirk and frowned.

"W-What?!" Shido exclaimed in shock.

"No, no, no, no!" Tohka shake her head quickly. "Shido can't be my nephew!"

"...This has taken a unexpected turn." Kazoki said.

"Tohka!" Fake Shido smiled like he hasn't suck in thumb and crying like a pathetic baby not too long ago. "Please, save me! You're my final hope to become the surpreme ruler of garlic chump!"

"...What?" Tenka blinked at the stupidity he just hear.

"Don't mind if i do!" Fake Tohka nodded before her eyes glowed. The next second, dogs and cats appear from all the direction and floated in front of her, she point at the bullies. "Attack!"

The two boys screamed as they were engulfed in a wave of dogs and cats. Fake Shido quickly get up and clapped his hands. "That was amazing! We've saved the University!"

"What University!?" Kazoki asked in confusion and annoyance. This Show was getting more dumber as he and the others watched it.

Then, a Kaguya and Yuzuru with different pair of glasse appear from the side. On Kaguya's back was a bag who looked like Yoshino for some reason. Fake Yuzuru hugged Fake Shido. "Shido! You son of a gun! You saved the World from the evil Bubble Bass!"

"Okay!" Shido frowned as he held his hand. "First of, he has done literaly nothing! Second, the World was never in danger in the first place! And third, who is Bubble Bass!?"

"A Character from a American Cartoon." Kazoki answered. "He's a fat guy who always think about eating."

"That's even worse!"

"That's right!" Fake Shido crossed his arms proudly, taking credit for Fake Tohka's actions. "However, we still need to bring the back of Oranges back to the Party!"

"I don't know what you just say." Fake Kaguya smirked. "But jump on my back!!"

Then, a Origami wearing a black mustache appear with a bag that look like Kotori on her back. "Jump with me, Shido."

Fake Shido, Fake Origami, and Fake Tohka jumped on Fake Kaguya and Fake Yuzuru's back. The Twins fly way in the direction of the North. Fake Shido smiled. "Zoom, zoom, zoom! To the East, East, East!"

"And they all happily lived ever after, the end!" A voice off said as the Show ended.

Kazoki, Tenka, Shido, and Tohka were speechless at what they just say. After a moment, they all expressed their opinion of their Show.

"That was the worst things i've ever saw!" Shido exclaimed while gesturing the Tv. "It made me look like a fat loser that take credit for other people's actions!"

"I take back what i've say earlier, this Show is the worst." Kazoki said annoyed. "And that's say a lot since i've watched a lot of terrible Show."

"They forgot about the Oranges bag!" Tohka pouted.

"This was a complete waste of time." Tenka frowned. She was grateful that she didn't appear in this Show. If she saw another version of herself in something stupid as this, she would have destroyed the City.

"...I think i've being pranked." Shido said.

The next day

Shido tapped his foot as he tried to phone the man he meet not too long ago. "Come on...why is he taking so long?"

"I have a better question: Why does you have his number?" Kazoki asked with a bag of chips in his hands.

"He gave it to me before he leave to make the Show." Shido answered before he hear something in the other line. "Hello? It's Shido. I'm calling to tell you-"

"Who are you!?" A Female voice screamed in the other side of the Phone, surprising Shido. "How did you get my number?! Are you some kind of pervert that stalk people!?"

"W-What!?" Shido exclaimed shocked. "N-No! I just-"

"Stay away from me, pervert!" The girl screamed angrily before she hang out the call.

Shido's jaw dropped as he lower his hand with a stunned expression. Kazoki eat his Chips. "Well, that could have gone better."

"You're not helping, Kazoki." Shido replied.

"Hey, at this point, you should get used to have girls calling you a pervert for no reason." Kazoki replied before getting up and hold his hand. "Give me the phone."

Shido look at him. "Kazoki, i apreciate it the help, but i don't think that you can talk to her."

"Don't worry, i know how to deal with those kinds of people. So unless you want to being left in the dark about this Story, then do what i said." Kazoki answered with his hand still raised.

Shido hesitated for a moment before he passed the phone. Kazoki nod in gratitude before he tapped the number and waited. After a moment, the girl's angry voice was hear again. "Again!? I told you to sta-"

"Shut up!" Kazoki say harsly. Shido flinched at this, and even though he couldn't see the girl, he know that she was scared by the tone in Kazoki's voice. "I'm not in the mood for your stupid game, whoever you are. I'm here for some information. And if you won't give them to me, i will find you and make you wish you were never born."

"...Y-Yes sir." The girl answered with fear in her voice. "W-What do you want to know?"

"For starter, who are you?" Kazoki narrowed his eyes. "Because you're certainly not the person we're looking for."

"I-I-I-m Asuna Kagurazaka." The girl answered with a bit of hesitation. "I'm from Mahora Academy."

Kazoki blinked. "Mahora?"

Kazoki look at Shido who shrugged in confusion. Neither of them know a School with that name. He shook his head and glance at the phone. "Okay, i'm going to ask you a question, and i want you to answer honestly...did you give your number to a man by any chance?"

"W-What? Why are you asking me that?" Asuna wondered confused but also tried to not make the boy in the otherline angry.

"Not too long ago, a Classmate of mine has received a number of phone from a man that he came across." Kazoki explained. "However, when we use it, we came across you instead. So i want to know if you have meet someone recently that was interested by your phone numbers."

"...Now that you mention it, i remember something." Asuna admited after a moment of thinking. "During a morning, i was aproched by a strange man in a weird suit. For some reason, he asked me to give him my phone numbers. I said no. He then asked me if i could at least give him ten newpapers, in which i agree. However, during it, i could feel something moving in my pocket. But when i looked at the man, he was gone."

Kazoki hummed. He started to realised what's happening. For some reason, this man wanted the phone numbers of this girl. Probably to not being tracked down once someone call him. Why? He don't know, but he's going to find out. "I see...thanks for the information."

"Hold on! I just though about something." Asuna said. "...Is your classmate the one who got his own Show? The one that just came out in TV recently?"

Kazoki rose a eyebrow. "Yes, why?"

"...Tell him that he's the worst!" Asuna exclaimed angrily. "A womanizer like that don't deserve any sympathy from women! I'm going to punch him if i ever see him!"

"The only one who's going to get punched is you if you keep screaming! Go see a doctor! Goodbye!" Kazoki angrily hang out the call.

Meanwhile

A orange-haired girls in twintails with blue and green eyes look at her phone with a stunned expression on her face. "What was that about?"

A beautiful brown-haired girl arrived and cocked her head. "Asuna, is something's wrong?"

Asuna look at her roommate and shook her head. "Nothing, Konoka. Let's go eat."

Meanwhile

Kazoki look at Shido. "Things got more harder then i though."

"What do you mean?" Shido blinked.

"Apparently, the guy who give you the number didn't have a phone, so he gave the number of someone else." Kazoki explained. "Now, we have to find if there is someone who know that person."

Shido nodded before he gain a worried look. "By the way, the girl with who you were talking with the phone...weren't you a bit too harsh?"

"Maybe." Kazoki admited. "But what is even harsher is to insult someone just for calling, and that didn't stop her."

Shido couldn't say anything, mostly because he has a point. "Moving on..."

Shido walk up toward a computer and type it to make search. Kazoki glanced at him. "What are you doing?"

"I'm checking if there is a Movie announce. Perhaps we'll get a clue about that person." Shido replied before he see several things on screen. "Hum? There is a announce about an teacher who ask for tips to avoid teaching his class."

Kazoki rose a eyebrow. "Who in the world would pose a annonce about skipping class?"

Meanwhile, somewhere else

A man wearing a suit was seeing in front of a School. He smile and spread his arms. "Hello everyone! My name is Ryu Samba!"

He lifted a bag in his hand and point at himself. "And i'm a Teacher at School!"

Ryu lifted a finger. "I am an supporter of a new pedagogy: To me, the less the student see the teacher, the better he learn!"

Ryu walk inside of the School with a bored expression while passing by the director who gave him a dirty look. "Although misunderstood by my superiors and my colleagues, i try to teach as infrequently as possible!"

He walk in the stair, passing by another teacher who read the result of a exam. "However, even if i have a lot of imagination, after a while the ideas of excuse run out..."

Ryu arrive in front of his classroom with a troubled expression. "Here i am in front of my class, and i have no excuse to not teaching!"

Ryu smiled and point at the Camera. "So give me a hand! I'm counting on you!"

S.O.S Ryu Samba.com

You have a idea of excuse? Click here!

Meanwhile

A blue-haired boy with red eyes look at the annonce on his computer with a stunned expression on his face. "...I can't believe that this Site has a lot of success. In two days, this guy has received more then one thousand ideas...solidarity is beautiful."

Back with the others

Kazoki scratch his head and sigh. "Nevermind."

Shido keep searching...only to find nothing. He sighed. "Great, there is nothing here."

"I think that whoever gave you the number wanted to make sure that you didn't find him." Kazoki concluded.

"Well, he's doing a good job at it." Shido said annoyed.

"Shido!/Servant!/Calling: Shido!"

Kazoki rolled his eyes. "Great, the Harem is coming."

The door slammed open, showing Tohka, Kaguya, Yuzuru, Yoshino, and Kotori coming inside of it. Tenka enter the room a few seconds later with a book on her hands. She sat down on a bed and started to read.

The rest of the girls gathered around Shido to ask him a lot of question. Shido raised his hands. "H-Hey! Calm down everyone!"

"Calm down? Calm down?!" Kotori said angrily. "You've being humiliated by some random person who made a weird Show about you, and you ask me to calm down?!"

Kazoki rosed a eyebrow. "I didn't think that you cared about this."

"Of course i do!" Kotori said annoyed. "No one can humiliate my brother except me!"

"...Thanks?" Shido said, not sure of what to think of it.

"It's not fair for you, Shido!" Tohka said seriously. "People shouldn't be laughing at you like this!"

"Didn't you giggled when his counterpart got humiliated?" Kazoki reminded, making Tohka froze.

"T-That's not the same thing!" Tohka defended herself.

"Silence! J'apprend le Français!" Tenka exclaimed annoyed in French, surprising everyone.

"...Why do you want to learn a new language?" Shido asked, making Tenka turn toward him. "I mean, it's not really a bad thing, but i didn't expect you to be interested in this."

"Recently, i have learned that Humans speak different language in others country." Tenka explained as she put down the Book. "So i decided to learn them so that i don't need anyone's help when i am alone."

Kazoki rosed a eyebrow before speaking in french. "Woah, je ne m'attendais pas a ce que tu decide d'aprendre quelque chose tout seule. Peut étre il y a de l'espoir dans l'humanité, aprés tout."

Tenka glared. "La ferme..."

"Can we please go back to the main subject? And stop talking French!" Kotori said exhasperated. "We need to find a solution!"

"Suggestion: We can either erare the Show or make sure that no one think about it anymore." Yuzuru proposed.

"Since we can't erase anything, we should do the latter." Kaguya said.

"Hum...i think i have a idea to make everyone forget this Show." Yoshino proposed shyly. "But i don't know if you're going to like it."

Kazoki shrugged. At this point, they have nothing to lose. "Try anyway."

"We make our own Show!" Yoshinon exclaimed loudly, surprising the others.

"...A Show about Shido?" Tohka said confused.

"Me?" Shido blinked.

"Oh, yes..." Kazoki chuckled. "I can already imagine this: Shido fighting to save the Princess Tohka from the hands of a Evil Dragon. Or even a Harem Show in which he's main Protagonist...surely the latter."

"Aren't you...a bit harsh?" Yoshino asked after hesitation.

"Not really. When you think about it, Shido has everything required for being in a Harem Show." Kazoki pointed at Shido who frowned. "First, he's a average guy in a School where nothing interesting happen. Second, his best friend, Tonomachi, is a perv, just like any other Protagonist's Best Friend. Lastly, everytime he meet a new person, it's always a girl."

"...He's not wrong on that!" Yoshinon said, much to Shido's dismay.

"What about you-" Kotori opened her mouth, only for Kazoki to cut her off.

"We were on the same Class before Shido meet his Harem. It don't count." Kazoki replied, much to Kotori's dismay.

Shido glared. "At least, i'm in a Show! The same thing can't be said about you!"

Kazoki rose a eyebrow. "You mean to tell me that you're proud to be in a Show where you're mocked by everyone?"

"...Damn." Shido muttered, annoyed to fall at getting back at Kazoki.

Kazoki clapped his hands. "Okay! So today, our mission is save the Harem Protagonist's dignity!"

"...You will never stop calling me that, aren't you?" Shido asked resigned.

"Nope!" Kazoki immediatly answered.

"Well, i guess it could be worse." Shido sighed.

"Yeah, everyone would arrest you for being a brocon or a shotacon." Kazoki said.

"...Okay, i walked right into that one." Shido admited.

Later

"Who are they?!"

"Inquire: More competition?"

Ciela, Mian, and Tsuyoshi were sitting in the living room with a confused look on their faces.

"Why are they here?" Kotori asked seriously.

"I though that we would need help, so i asked them to come." Kazoki explained, before turning toward the others. "Guys, this is the people that i talked you about. Shido's Harem." He told them (While using sign language for Mian).

"Oh, never though i would see this in real life." Tsuyoshi admited, with Ciela frowing. "Pleasure to meet you, i guess..."

"...Why is that boy's black?" Tohka asked after studing the light-blue-haired boy, much to the latter's annoyance.

"Confusion: How can a Human have black skin?" Yuzuru asked confused. Tsuyoshi's annoyance changed to confusion at this. Why are they talking like they never see a black-skinned person before? And why are they calling him 'Human'?

"Maybe he's a Half-Demon!" Kaguya said, pointing at Tsuyoshi with a suspicious look on her face.

"I'm not a Half-Demon!" Tsuyoshi exclaimed annoyed, surprising Kaguya. "And why are you making a big deal about it?! You have a problem with black people?!"

The Spirits were taken back by the sudden irritation of Tsuyoshi, not expecting him to have this reaction. Kotori waved her hands nervously. "N-No! You got it all wrong! It's just...they never saw a black-skinned person before. So they are somewhat curious."

"Of really?" Tsuyoshi asked with narrowed eyes.

"They're telling the truth." Kazoki said, making Tsuyoshi turn toward him. "Until now, the only people they have meet so far are white-skinned people. They never came across anyone else with another skin color, mostly because they never leave the Japan."

"Oh...i see." Tsuyoshi said, having calmed down.

"Hey! We leave the Japan too!" Tohka exclaimed annoyed.

"No. And before you say anything about our Trip to the Island, it don't count given that it was a School Trip." Kazoki said.

Tohka blinked. She opened her mouth...only to close it after not finding anything to say. Kazoki nodded. "Though so..."

"I got a question!" Yoshinon exclaimed, making the visitors confused at why the blue-haired girl talked with a puppet. "Why is that purple-haired girl looking confused?"

"Now that i think about it, she hasn't said a word since she came here." Tohka said confused. "She don't want to talk to us?"

"She can't." Kazoki said, surprising the Spirits. "And before you ask why, it's because she's deaf. Which mean that she can't hear anything."

"R-Really?" Tohka asked, with Kazoki nodding. "How is that possible?"

"Because not every Humans are lucky to be born with five sense." Ciela said with a frown, not of annoyance but of sadness.

"Oh...is there a way to communicate with her?" Tohka asked, not wanting for the purple-haired girl to be left out.

"I'm surprise that you know that word." Kazoki admited, much to Tohka's annoyance. "But to answer to your question, yes. There is a way: the sign language."

"Sign...language?" Yoshino repeated confused.

"It's when someone make sight with their hands while talking to someone." Kotori explained, before looking at Kazoki. "Do you know sight Language?"

Kazoki nodded. "I do. But not to one hudreded percent. Tenka and i only learned enough to have conversation."

"I've made progress since last time." Tenka interruped, before returning to her reading.

"Okay, we'll make sure to learn sigh language to talk with Mian." Kotori decided, making the others nod. "Back to the point...how exactly show we make the Show?"

"How about we find a Computer or a Tv?" Tohka proposed. "With either of those, i'm sure that we can make it!"

"It's not that simple, Tohka." Kazoki said, rubbing his eyes. "Making a Show is more harder then it seem, whetever it is Animated or in Real-Live."

"Really?" Tohka blinked, with Kazoki nodding. "...I didn't know that."

"You aren't the only one." Kazoki assured before looking at the others. "So...any ideas of where to start?"

"..."

Nobody in the room has anything to say. Apparently, despite their plans, they didn't have anything planned for the Show. Seeing this, Kazoki sighed. "Somehow...i'm not surprised."

"What is that supposed to mean?!" The Spirits in the room yelled annoyed.

"It mean that beside seducing Shido and being jealous, you don't know how to do anything else." Kazoki said, making the others annoyed. "I swear, you guys are perfect for a Comedy Cartoon."

"And you think you can do better?!" Kotori exclaimed irritated.

"No. But unlike the rest of you, i don't pretend otherwise." Kazoki said sharply, making Kotori wince.

"Speaking of which...where's Shido?" Tohka looked around with confusion. "I didn't see him for the last hour!"

"I asked him to bring Costumes." Kazoki replied. "If we're going to make a Show, we need a lot of accesory."

"That's fair..." Ciela nodded.

"Wait..." Kotori realized. "You mean to tell me that you send Shido alone?!"

There is a moment of silence, until it was broken by Kazoki who spoke in French again. "Merde..."

Meanwhile

"It was difficult, but i made it." Shido said to himself, carring a bag filled with Costume in his hands. "Hopefully that nothing go wrong."

Shido began to cross the road when he hear something. "Help! Somebody stop him!"

Shido looked over and see someone running pass him. Then, he see a old man with a cane running until he stopped in front of him. The old man turned toward Shido and glared at him. "Hey! Why didn't you stop him?! You could have caught him!"

Shido held his hands. "I'm verry sorry, sir. But it's just...i just see him arriving and he was too fast! Also, i'm trying to avoid fightings."

"Oh yeah?!" The old man exclaimed angrily...before hitting Shido on the face with his cane.

"OW!" Shido yelped as he fall to the ground. He look up at the old man. "What was that for?!"

"What do you think?!" The old man replied angrily.

"I already told you why i didn't! If i got into a fight, i wouldn't be ready to be part of a Movie!" Shido explained.

"What?! You're going to play in a porn Movie?!" The old man asked with sarcasm, making the boy flustered.

"N-No!" Shido replied with a blush on his face.

"Then you won't need this!" The old man said before grabbing his can, aimed at Shido's groin, and...

CRACK!!!

Shido's face turned blue, his eyes buldged out of his pocket before he let out a shriek. He hold his groin with both of his hands as the old man keep hitting him with his can. He must get out of here now!

With all the strenght he could mutter, Shido dodged another strike before getting up from his position, walking away from the old man. The latter call him out. "Where do you think you're going?! I'm not done with you!"

Shido turned around and screamed upon seeing the old man running toward him with his cane raised. He see a wall and climb it. However, the old man has caught up to him and try to get him down by using his cane. After a short struggle, Shido passed to the other side of the wall and fall to his back.

Shido grunted as he slowly get up and rubbed his side. But then, he realised something: he could feel air on the lower half of his body. Looking down, he discover why: his pants were missing!

Shido gasped in shock, before suddenly feeling like he was being watched. Looking up, he saw childrens...who immediatly began to scream upon seeing him.

The next second, a woman, who is probably a kindgarten, came out a door and looked at their side, before her eyes widen upon seeing Shido without his pants and all the childrens screaming.

Shido gulped immensly. That wasn't good.

Shido + childrens who's age is lower then 10 + Shido's pants missing = Huge trouble.

"HELP! CALL THE POLICE! THERE IS A PERVERT WHO'S AFTER CHILDRENS!!!" The woman screamed as the childrens keep screaming.

"W-Wait! Let me explain!" Shido begged, as he held his arms and moved foward. However, by doing so, he tripped on a branch, and landed on a little girl, who is scared. "Ah!"

"GET AWAY FROM HER!!!"

BAM!! BOM!!

Later

Location: Police Station

Kentaro sighed as he joined his hands on his table. The fat cop looked in front of him exhasperated.

"So let me get this straight..." Kentaro rubbed his temple. "First, a old man get robbed his bag, then he attacked you because you weren't able to help him, which lead you to land in a kidgarten without your pants. Then, everyone mistook you for a pedophile because there were childrens present, which lead to a teacher to beat you up?"

Shido looked down ashamed. He has a black eye, a bandage around his forehead, and he has a new pair of pants. "...Yes."

"...How do you keep getting into those kind of suitation?" Kentaro asked.

"I'm wondering the same thing myself." Shido said. "Is your partner is present?"

"Nope. She's got an mission to the otherside of the City." Kentaro said. Maybe that was for the best. Kari still have a grudge against Shido for gropping her chest and accidently peeking on her.

...Okay, the last part didn't happened, but better being safe then sorry.

"I understand that he was angry, but that don't give him the right to beat me up!" Shido said, his shame turning into annoyance.

"Sometime, elders people are not so understanding." Kentaro sighed. "Trust me, i know this from experience."

"...Can i leave now?" Shido asked after a moment of silence.

"Yeah...but make sure that we don't caught you like this ever gain. Next time, you won't be so lucky." Kentaro said firmly.

Shido sighed, getting up from his chair. "I'm never lucky..."

Shido walk up toward a door to his right, with Kentero blinked. "Kid, wait-"

Shido open the door...only to find women, either young or mature, cop who were either changing or covered in blanket. "Uh oh..."

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

BAM!! BOM!! BAM!! BOM!!

...No need to explain what happen next.

Location: Itsuka's Residence

"Where's Shido?!" Kotori exclaimed frustrated. "He's being gone for hours!"

"Knowing him, he must likely being involved in some crazy misadventure." Kazoki replied.

"Of course..."

A few second later, Shido walk out the room. Everyone is surprised to see him covered in bruise.

"What happened to you?!" Kotori exclaimed surprised.

"...A old man and a teacher beat me up...along with a lot of cops." Shido replied, with a comical tear falling out of his eyes.

"...Yup, a comedic Cartoon." Kazoki said.

The next second, everyone hear someone speaking up on the TV. "And now, here is a new Episode of the Shibo Show!"

Shido froze, while the others looked at the Tv. "Not again!"

Fake Shido is being slapped by a muscled old man. The latter sneered. "That's what you get for stealing my money, fatass!"

"P-P-P-Please, s-s-s-spare me!" Fake Shido begged with tears in his eyes.

"...Honestly, i didn't think he could be anymore pathetic." Kazoki said.

"Wait a minute...it's saying that this is called the 'Shibo Show'..." Kotori realized. "Does that mean...?"

Everyone slowly turned toward Kazoki. But before they could say anything, the Snarky Human spoke up. "Nope, i have nothing to do with it."

"And how can we be sure of it?" Kaguya asked suspiciously. "You're the only one who call him like this!"

"For two reason: One, because i don't have the number of any Tv Studio." Kazoki lifted a finger, before raising another. "Two, if it was me who created the Show, Shido wouldn't be fat." He lifted another one. "And three, all of you would be beaten up alongside him as well." He glared at Kaguya. "Any other questions?"

Kaguya flinched, before deciding to stay quiet.

"Confusion: If it wasn't you, then who it is?" Yuzuru asked.

"Who know? Probably someone who want to make at joke of Shido." Kazoki shrugged.

"Whoever they are, we'll find them and make them pay!" Kotori slammed her fist on the table.

"Should we focus on the Show first?" Yoshinon asked, making Kotori calm down.

"Hey, can we ask Tenka to help us?" Tohka proposed. "She starred in a Movie with Kazoki!"

Kazoki sighed. "Producting a Show and being in a Movie are two different things, Tohka."

"We can at least try!" Tohka said.

"Fine, i suppose we can ask her." Kazoki said. "But we all know she's going to refuse."

Tohka smiled. "Don't worry, i'm sure that she's going to say 'yes'."

Location: Kazoki's House

"No." Tenka replied with a book in her hands. "I won't take part of this Show."

Tohka blinked dumbly. Kazoki lean foward. "I told you."

"B-But sis!" Tohka complained. "We need to help Shido to save his dignity!"

"Whatever he has left, at least..." Kazoki muttered.

"...I fall to see how is that my problem." Tenka replied as she keep reading her book. "Furthermore, i don't see how exactly i could help."

Tohka lifted a finger...only to pause. "Well...you...huh..."

It occured to both Kazoki and Tenka that Tohka has NO idea of what to do, with or without their help. Kazoki shook his head. "I'm out of here..."

"WAIT!!" Tohka loudly said, much to Kazoki's annoyance. "I know what to do!"

"What?" Kazoki asked.

Tohka gestured them to come closer. Confused, Kazoki and Tenka did as told. Tohka whispered her plan in their ears. Once she's done, Kazoki and Tenka looked surprised.

"Are you sure that's it's going to work?" Kazoki asked.

"If the others help us, yes!" Tohka nodded. "Let's do this!"

Meanwhile

"Yes! It's finally time!"

The words were shouted by a weird boy. One that has feature that definitively don't belong to a teenagers.

The boy...is really fat. He has blue-hair and chestnut eyes. He wear a white shirt that barely contained his belly, and blue pants that seem shorter. On his feets were black shoes.

For some reason, the boy looked just like Shido Itsuka, except he's fat.

A strange coincidence.

"Time to show the entire World what i can do!" The boy shouted excited, like he was making a public announcement...except that nobody was here. As result, he seem like a absolute weirdo. "As soon my plan came into fruition, everyone will know that i, Doshi, is the greatest Hero of this Planet!"

...Nevermind, he's a total weirdo.

"And here, i will fufil my greatest dream." Doshi take a deep breath...before spreading his arms. "HAVING A MEGA HAREM!!!"

BAM!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The "Harem Protagonist" is immediatly send flying by a car ramming into him, sending the fat boy screaming as he crashed into the wall, before falling into his back. Right at this moment, a person wearing a coat is walking pass him. The person looked around before speeding up, bags into his hands.

"Come on...please let me be Home quickly." The person muttered to himself...before bumping into someone. "Ow!"

"Woah! Sorry!" The person that was bumped into said...who happened to be Tonomachi, much to the hodded person's shock. Tonomachi looked at the person. "Hey, what's wro-" He stopped talking, before he leaned foward, narrowing his eyes, only to widen them in shock. "SHIDO?!!!"

The hooded person-now revealed to be Shido Itsuka-quickly put a hand on Tonomachi's mouth, but the damage is already done. Many people around them hear the boy and looked at them.

"Shido?! You mean the same one from the Shibo Show?!"

"What is that bastard's doing here?!"

"Let me punch this guy!"

"Don't! You're going to make him crying!"

Shido gulped, before taking Tonomachi's hand and run with him to hide. Some people followed them, but they lost them after a few minutes. Tonomachi looked at his friend. "Sheesh, dude. What's wrong with you? Shouldn't you be happy to be a well-know Star?"

"No! And that's the problem!" Shido said furiously. "Ever since this dumb Show started, i've become a joke in the entire City! I can't go anywhere without being mocked, called, or even imitated! Now i'm forced to hide my face when i am in public!"

"...Woah. I'm sorry to hear that." Tonomachi said with sincere look on his face.

"It's fine..." Shido said, calming down. "Since you're here...do you know where i can find the nearest Store?"

"Right this way." Tonomachi pointed to his right.

"Thanks you!" Shido nodded before running past him.

"...This guy can't catch a break."

Later

Location: Itsuka Residence

Shido enter his House, his arms filled with bags. Tohka arrived and saw Shido with a coat on him. "Shido? Why are you wearing this?"

"Don't ask." Shido simply said, making Tohka confused. He turned toward the others. "Anyway...what is the plan for the Show?"

Kotori pointed behind her, showing Ciela who is writting on a table. "Ciela is Animating it..."

"She's...What?" Shido said completely surprised.

"Many of us has no idea of what to do for your Show, so your Harem though about asking Ciela, who has gone to the Animation School-"

"For only six months!" Ciela said, still writting on the table.

"-to make the Animation." Kazoki explained, ignoring the interuption. "As for some of us, they decided to search for whoever make that dumb Show instead."

"So...you mean to tell me that we bought those Costume for nothing?!" Shido said stunned.

"Not quite." Tsuyoshi spoke up, making Shido turn toward him. "The Costume that were bought can be used as model for the Characters. This way, we won't have to think too much about what they look like."

"Oh...good to know, i guess." Shido said, glad to have not spend money for nothing.

"But we still have to find who make this Show." Tsuyoshi said after a few moments.

"Good luck for some of you, you're gonna need it." Kazoki said.

"And what about you? Did you do something?" Kotori asked with annoyance.

"Yes, i did." Kazoki said, surprising Kotori. "In fact, she's about to come, right now."

"She?" Tohka blinked before frowing. "Who is she? She better not be interested in Shido too!"

"...Why do you always assume that everyone will fall in love with Shido?" Kazoki muttered annoyed before shooking his head. "No. As matter of fact, you already meet her before."

Before someone could ask what he mean, someone knocked on the door. Confused, the others watched as Kazoki walk toward it and opened the door, surprising them.

Kyoko Kirigiri stood in front of them.

Shido is taken back. "Wait, is that...?"

"Yeah..." Kazoki pointed at the lavender-haired girl. "This idiot is one of the people who's gone with us during the School Trip: Kyoko Kirigiri."

"I would apreciate if you don't present me with insult, Anakin-san." Kyoko said with a poker face, even though her face showed annoyance.

"Sorry, not my things." Kazoki shrugged. "She told me during the School Trip that she was a Detective."

Flashback

Kazoki glanced at Kyoko. "Why do you care anyway? Are you a Detective or something?"

"Yes." Kyoko nodded.

"...Cool." Kazoki nodded, not expecting that answer, but at the same time not caring about it.

Present

"So i though about hiring her service." Kazoki concluded. "She can help us to find the responsable who made this Show."

Kotori crossed her arms. "How do you know that she's find him?"

"Because i already did." Kyoko said, surprising the others.

"W-What?!" Kotori exclaimed shocked. "How?!"

"As Detective, i possesse many contact with the Police. They were able to help me to track down the responsable." Kyoko explained. "They are concurently arresting him as we speak."

"Oh...that's good." Ciela said impressed.

"However, during this, i gathered an interesting information." Kyoko said, making them confused. "Apparently, he has a complice."

"A complice?" Tohka said confused.

"It mean someone who work alongside another person. A Partner, sort of." Kazoki explained, making Tohka nod.

"Who is that person?" Shido asked.

"Someone that you already saw..." Kyoko said, before becoming serious. "And we're going to confront him now. Let's split up in case he end up somewhere else."

Later

Location: Tengu Square

The same fat boy from earlier is seeing walking on the street, rubbing on his back with a frown on his face.

"Damn it. If i find out whoever rammed me with a car, i'll make sure to make them regret it!" Doshi swore to himself with a scowl.

"Why did you do this?"

"Why?!" Doshi growled before he turned around and point at whoever spoke to him, which happened to be Kazoki, Shido, and Kyoko. "Because i'm getting sick and tired to hear that Yuri should rule over the World!" He then blinked in confusion. "Wait...what were you talking about?"

"You send image of Shido for the one who proposed to make the Show." Kazoki said.

"W-What?!" Doshi yelled shocked. "W-I mean, what are you talking about?! I have nothing to do with this!"

Kyoko reached into her vest, before pulling something. "Then what is this?"

In the girl's hand is a picture, one that showed Doshi with a person who's face is framed in shadow. Doshi is shocked. Kyoko spoke up once more.

"Also, when you think about, his name is 'Doshi'. And if you write it backward, it make 'Shido'. Coincidence? I think not." Kazoki said. "In conclusion, this guy is the one who play Shido in this dumb Show."

"...Fine, you got me!" Doshi frowned. "I'm the one that showed those recording of Shido Itsuka...and i'm the one who play his Fictional-self!"

"But why?!" Shido demanded to know. "Why would you do this?!"

"Because you stole my Harem!" Doshi yelled angrily.

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"...I'm sorry, what now?" Kazoki asked with pure confusion. Shido is dumbfounded by what he just hear.

"You hear me!" Doshi clenched his fists. "Shido Itsuka has seduced all of my girlfriends!"

Kazoki looked at Shido. "You did that?"

Shido shook his head. "No! I have no idea of what he's talking about!"

"You did!" Doshi yelled. "You came out of nowhere and started to hit on Tohka Yatogami, Origami Tobiichi, Kaguya Yamai, and Yuzuru Yamai!"

"...Eh?" Shido blinked, taken back by what he just hear. "W-What did you say?"

"You hear me, you bastard!" Doshi yelled with jealously in his voice.

Kazoki deapanned at what he just hear. Shido is completely dumbfounded. Kyoko shook her head with a hand on her face.

"...This is the most ridiculous case that i've ever being dragged into." Kyoko muttered to herself before glaring at the fat boy. "You're coming with us, now. The Police will know what to do with you."

"You'll never take me alive!" Doshi yelled before turning around and running away.

"He's escaping!" Shido pointed...only to see that Kazoki and Kyoko do nothing, much to his surprise.

"We already know that it would happen. We prepared something for it." Kazoki looked at the lavender-haired girl. "Detective girl..."

Kyoko nodded before pulling out a remote and pressing a button. The next second, Doshi yelled as he find himself in a trap. Blinking, Shido looked at Kazoki and Kyoko. Kazoki rosed a eyebrow. "What? It's obivious that he was going to run away."

"...I don't know if i should be impressed or afraid." Shido admited.

"What is done is done. Let's go to the Police Station." Kyoko said.

Meanwhile

Location: Bar

"Where he is?" Kotori muttered as she looked at several different doors. She opened the ten one before coming inside...only to freeze in shock. "Wha-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Kotori quickly exited the room, her face being scarlet red. She leaned on the door, taking several deep breath, and put her hands on her face. "So...this is what Shido always go through."

Maybe she need to be less harsh on him when this kind of thing happen.

Shaking her head, Kotori decided to leave the room, passing by a bar. The Bartender spotted Kotori. "Hey, kid! You're not supposed to be here!"

Kotori yelped, before she run toward the door. The Bartender frowned. "Hey! Come back here now-and she's gone."

The Bartender sighed...before his Phone ringed. Confused, he pick it up. "Hello?"

A few moment passed, before the Bartender frowned. Nodding his head, he looked at everyone in the bar.

"Hey! Everyone! Someone is asking for Napé! First name, Jessica!" The Bartender yelled, only to be ignored. Annoyed, he shouted again. "Listen up, Jessicanapé!"

"Who cares?! Sit down and shut up!"

(A/N: To anyone who didn't understand the joke, "Jessicanapé" is supposed to be pronounced "J'ai Six Canapé". Which mean "I have six couch" in French. So instead of asking for a person, the bartender say that he has six couch without realising.)

The Bartender's eyes widened upon realizing that he has being tricked, especially when the others around him started to laugh, which make him snarl in anger. "GOD DAMN IT-"

Later

Location: Itsuka's Residence

Ciela finished her drawing, her eyes having bag under them. After that, she stand up and looked at the others. "Okay, i'm do-"

The blue-haired girl stopped talking upon seeing that everyone has fallen asleep. Sighing, she walk toward a nearby talk, grabbed a bag and huffed inside of it. Then, she raised her bag and slam it into the table, awoking everyone with a startle.

"Done." Ciela said tired. "Your Show is done."

"Really?" Tohka said excited, with Ciela nodding. "Awesome! We did it!"

"I did it!" Ciela said annoyed. "You've done nothing but eat and sleep!"

"It's a Team efford, so it's still count!" Kaguya said...before Kazoki slap her in the back of the head. "OW!"

"Just shut up and go tell the others! We need them to see it before the end of the Week!" Kazoki said annoyed.

Kaguya glared at Kazoki, but before she could spoke, Yuzuru grabbed her hand. "Hurry: We need to go!"

"W-Hey!" Kaguya cry out as she was dragged by her sister. Little by little, everyone is gone from the room.

Except Kazoki, Shido, and Ciela.

"Seriously, how do you deal with those people everydays?" Ciela said annoyed at not being thanked for what she did.

"It's complicated..." Shido said before bowing. "Sorry about that...and thanks you for everything!"

Shido walk out the room, hoping to catch up with the others.

"...Should we tell them that they have forgotten to give a title?" Ciela said after a moment.

Kazoki smirked before he leaned foward. "Actually...i have a idea for the title of this Series."

Later

Everyone is ready to watch the first Episode of the Series. Many people that were invited were Shido's Classmates.

"So, how do you think that this thing will go?" Ai asked her friends.

"Hopefully that it's better then the previous one." Mai said.

"That's so lame." Mii said...as usual.

"Well, i can't wait to see how it go!" Tonomachi crossed his arms.

Kazoki and the others watched the others taking their seats. Kazoki grabbed the foods and looked at the others. "So, are we ready to watch what is possibly a absolute disaster?"

"Hey!" Kotori glared. "Would it kill you to have some faith?!"

"No, but it would kill YOU." Kazoki said. Kotori gritted her teeths.

Without another words, everyone sat down on their seats, only for Shido to realize something.

"Wait...we forgot to give it a title!" Shido said in panic.

"Don't worry, i took care of that." Kazoki said...hiding a smirk.

"Really? What did you call it?" Shido asked, only for Kazoki to point at the screen, making him look at it.

The screen light up and a title appear on it. When everyone read it, they were surprised.

Shido Itsuka: The Harem Protagonist!

Shido's jaw dropped upond see the title. He then slowly glare in Kazoki's direction, knowing he was the responsable for this. Kazoki notice his glare and put a finger on his lips. "Shush."

On the screen, Shido appear on the edge of a cliff in Samurai clothings. He glare at the horizon with a determinated expression on his face. He turn around with a surprised face and witnessed several people behind him. Kazoki who has his arms crossed, Tohka who waved with a smile, Tenka who frowned with her hands in her pocket, Kotori who put a lolipop in her mouth with a wink, and Yoshino who jumped with joy. Seeing this, Shido smiled.

Ai, Mai, and Mii appear in front of a Castle before stepping foward and point in front of them. The screen reveal that they were pointing at Tonomachi who was surprise.

Kazuya danced with Yuki in the middle of the Forest. The two of them has a smile on their face as they look up at the full Moon. Misaro and Hyoki watch the scene from the sideline as Hyoki put her head on Misaro's shoulder.

Kotori grab a Ninja by the neck and send him flying with a kick before looking at the Camera and giving a smirk.

Kazoki sighed as Kaguya and Yuzuru argue between themself before he grab both of their head and knock them out.

Shido take his katana and cut the screen in two with it, ending the Opening.

Everyone was silence after the Opening, before they all cheered as they watched the Episode. Shido sighed at this. This was not what he was expecting at all.

...Well, at least it was still better then the previous Show.

To Be Continued

Hello. Sorry that it took so long. But as i already said, writter block...especially for this Chapter. I know i said that i was going to Update two, but since the other one isn't halfway finished...here you go. I was quite tired, which is why it seem rushed. Sorry about that.

It's amazing that Cartoons and Comic Books can give you ideas of Story. Shido truly didn't have the greatest time of his live in this Chapter.

This Chapter was mostly focused on Shido. It's also inspired from Henry Danger, the Simpson, and a lot of Comic Books. It was fun to make.

Hope you liked the Cameo of Asuna Kagurazaka and Konona Konoe from Negima. Plus a hidden Cameo. I let you guess~.

(Omake: Alternate Ending)

Shido sighed, walking toward the School with Kazoki. "Sheesh, it's being a crazy week. But at least, it's all over."

Kazoki suddenly noticed something and pointed to the side. "I wouldn't be so sure."

Confused, Shido looked to the side, only to be shocked at what he saw. He run toward a wall and see that it was a poster about a new Show.

On the poster is Shido wearing Samurai's clothings, with Tohka, Kotori, Yoshino, Origami, Kaguya, and Yuzuru surronding him from all the side, hugging the poor boy who has a panicked look on his face. Beside him were Timmy the Hippie who held a guitar in his hands, with Titi who make a Super-Sentai pose, and Pitar who held his hips and laughed loudly.

Shibo & his Harem & his friends' Adventures!

Shido's jaw dropped in disbelief. Kazoki deadpanned. "Apparently, the studio has decided to keep screwing you over, probably offenced by your and the other's show."

Kazoki looked at Shido. "Hey, look on the bright side. At least, your Character has the accurated weight this time. Also, most of your girfriends are people rather then item."

Alternate Ending, enough said.

Goodbye.