Chapter 18: How to be Actors in an Crazy Studio
Date A Live: The Inversed Spirit & The Snarky Human
Location: Euroto Studio
A few minutes after everyone's fascination with Tenka's performance, everyone started to go back to work. As for Kazoki, he was asked to fufil the role of a Minor Antagonist for a Tv Series.
...A decision that he quickly regreted.
Kazoki hold the script in his hands and read it aloud. "Behold...i'm the answer to all the crime in the world. The Avengers of the fallen. The bringer of hope in the City. I am..."
The Snarky Human stopped talking, reading the script for a few moment, before he look up. "Do i really have to say the next part?"
"Considering that it's part of the script...yes." Akoya replied.
"...Seriously, this is absolutely ridiculous." Kazoki bluntly said before looking at the script again. "I mean...what kind of Villain would care about something like...rent?"
Akoya smiled and crossed her arms. "The most original Villain in History! One that goes by the name of Rent-Man!"
"Rent-Man?" Kazoki rosed a eyebrow. "This kind of thing seem more suited for someone greedy or desperate, like...i don't know...Mr. Ditkovich?"
Akoya cocked her head. "Who's Ditkovich?"
Meanwhile, in another Universe
"RENT!!" Ditkovich yelled as he chassed Peter Parker from house to house. "WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"
"Sir!" Peter called out, trying to escape his landlord. "I'll get your money! I promise i-"
"If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat!" Ditkovich replied, having hear this a lot of time before.
Back with Kazoki
"...Better not know." Kazoki said before looking around. "By the way...where's Tenka?"
"She's concurently playing in a fighting scene." Akoya said, preparing a costume for her own role in the Movie.
"I see..." Kazoki said before looking at Akoya. "And what will you play?"
"I'm going to be the Wizard who'll teach anyone who came across her Magic!" Akoya said proudly.
"...In other words, you're going to be a magical Teacher." Kazoki said.
"If you put it like that, then yes." Akoya replied.
"Cool." Kazoki nodded before looking around. "By the way...where is Tenka?"
Akoya waved the staff around to see if it hold the crystal ball at the edge. "She's filming a fighting scene."
Kazoki nodded again. If he know one thing about Tenka more then anyone else, it's the fact that she loved fighting...beside eating, of course.
"Hey, can i say something?" Akoya asked, making Kazoki turn toward her. "I think that you're so lucky to have a girl like her."
"What are you talking about?" Kazoki asked confused.
"Come on. I barely know that girl for one day, but i can tell that she's the kind of people that don't open a lot." Akoya said as she take a Magical Staff. "The fact that you seem in good therm with her show much she value you."
"...We're simply friends, nothing more." Kazoki said.
"Right." Akoya rolled her eyes. "Do you know the number of boys that don't end up together with the girls in question after saying that they're simply friends? Zero." She put a hand on her hips. "I'm telling you, one day, the two of you will likely end up in a romantic relationship." She cocked her head. "Or are you telling me that you're not interested in her?"
Kazoki is silence. He wanted to say something about this...but he couldn't. No, more like he don't feel like it. He though about the trip on the Island, and how he grow concerned on Tenka. He remembered the way that Tenka grow angry when he got hurt.
Before the Inversed Spirit come along, Kazoki didn't feel any connection or concern to anyone else. But this has changed after meeting Tenka. Despite the fact that she was cold, she showed nothing but kidness toward him.
However, to say that he would have feelings for her is...odd. Plus, even if he did, he wasn't sure if Tenka would feel the same way. She was a Spirit, he was a Human.
"...Even if it was true, what does it matter?" Kazoki turned toward the red-haired girl. "In fact, i'm surprised that you want me to be in relationship with her. Today, most people are more interested in romance of the same gender."
"What?" Akoya blinked. "No! I mean...who in the right mind would encourage every men and women to be gay and lesbian? A few of them? Sure. But all of them? That's not love at all, this is nothing but obssession or pornographic."
"How is that porngraphic?" Kazoki asked confused.
"Because a lot of lesbian couple only care about..." Akoya looked suddenly flustered. "W-Well...you know..."
Kazoki rosed a eyebrow. "Sex?"
Akoya blushed. "You don't have to be blunt about it!"
Kazoki shrugged. "That's how i am..."
Akoya sighed. "I swear...but yes, they mostly enter that relationship because of that."
"Are you saying this from experience of in general?" Kazoki asked.
"Both...mostly the former." Akoya said, looking to the side and rubbing the back of her head. "Sometime, i'm getting aproched by several girls who wanted for me to...you know..." She frowned. "But there was one time in which it was really worse."
"Why?" Kazoki asked, suddenly feeling himself interested.
Akoya hesitated to tell the story, but after a moment, she spoke up. "It happen after we finished a Movie. I was going to a Restaurant to eat something, when i came across...her."
Kazoki cocked his head. "Who?"
Akoya stay quiet for a moment, before she spoke up. "Miku Izayoi."
There is a nothing but pure silence following that declaration. Until it was broken by Kazoki who spoke up once more. "Who?"
Akoya blinked dumbfounded. "Wh-I just told you that it was Miku Izayoi!"
Kazoki only stared at her without saying anything.
"...You don't know who she is?" Akoya asked completely confused.
"Should i?" Kazoki asked equally confused.
"Seriously?!" Akoya exclaimed stunned. "Everyone in this City know who she is!"
"Well, it seem that i'm not everyone." Kazoki replied.
"Woah...never though that it would happen one day." Akoya said before she explained. "Miku Izayoi is a young Diva who make a lot of good song. Some even think that she will win the Tengu Festival when it will happen."
Kazoki frowned at the last part. Tengu Festival. This kind of thing is not really to his liking. Why? That's a story for another time. For now, it would be best to focus on the present.
"When i go to an Restaurant, i came across her when i was going to eat something. The second that she saw me...she flirted with me." Akoya said with an awkward look at the last part.
"Oh joy..." Kazoki said with disgust. For a reason he couldn't explain, something about this make him want to throw up.
"She keep wanting me to come with her, but i told her that i was in hurry and only want to eat. However, she keep insisting and even started to get annoyed." Akoya said, uncomfortable at the memory.
"In other words, she wanted to get laid with you and didn't want to take 'no' for an answer." Kazoki resumed. "If she wanted to have someone in bed that badly, why didn't she ask for another woman or even a man instead?"
Akoya suddenly looked to the side, not saying anything. Then, Kazoki slowly understood and sighed annoyed. "An misandry. What an surprise."
"You don't seem too shocked at this." Akoya noted, looking back at him.
"Why would i be?" Kazoki shrugged. "Every lesbian in japan or fan of Yuri are men-hater. I don't see why she would be any different."
Akoya sweat-dropped. "I see...anyway, when i keep saying no, she suddenly started to speak. However, something weird happened at this moment..."
Kazoki looked confused. "What was it?"
Akoya looked down. "...I feel suddenly...tired...not exactly like i wanted to sleep, but i suddenly lost...any control...it's almost like i was hypnotized..."
Kazoki frowned at this. Hypnotized? How could that be? It shouldn't be possible, unless...don't tell him that this misandry is a Spirit?
Great, there is a crazy lesbian Spirit in the wild in this City. Which mean that there is a high chance that this bitch come into their life to screw them over.
One thing is sure, if that Spirit come anywhere near of Kazoki, hypnotizy or not, he's going to deck her in the nose.
Still though, the fact that there is a Spirit misandry who mind-control people is walking around freely in the City...it's almost like some kind of Universal joke.
On that note, Shido will probably have a lot of difficult to seal her, probably never. Unless he cross-dress as an girl. But he wouldn't be that desperate...
...Oh, who was he kidding? Of course he would!
"But...i was back to normal the next second." Akoya said, making Kazoki turn toward her. "I'm not sure why, but i think that i was saved by two people."
"Saved? What do you mean?" Kazoki asked.
"After that i seem to lost consciousness, i suddenly find myself back to the Restaurant. But Miku Izayoi was the ground, her head bleeding and her fingers cracked." Akoya explained, recalling the moment where the Diva seem beaten up. "Above her were two strange figures that don't seem ordinary."
Kazoki cocked his head. "Who were they?"
Akoya crossed her arms. "Well...one of them is a dark-haired boy wearing black school uniform. His smile was kinda...scary. The other one is a strange purple-haired girl who seem dressed as an Jester for some reason."
Kazoki cocked his head. The first describtion...no doubt about it, it was Kumagawa Misogi. But who is the other one? A new friend that the Minus has made? One thing is sure, if this person was anything like Misogi, then it likely going to be chaotic.
That being said, Kazoki won't deny that he feel satisfaction upon hearing that the Diva misandry got some well-deserved karma. One thing that he won't stand for is rape. And while she has yet to do so, it wasn't too different from one, given that she tried to hypnotize Akoya. The though of someone like that doing this kind of thing and get away with it would make him angry.
"When i asked what happened, they told me that...she fall of the stair." Akoya continued, making Kazoki turn toward her as he looked confused at the last part. She nodded. "Yes, i was also confused by this. However, Miku Izayoi get up and accused the dark-haired one to have ulterior motive to help me...before being attacked by dogs and cats out of nowhere."
"So basically, she wanted to believe that an man is planning to take advantage of you after she insisted to have sex with you?" Kazoki scoffed. "What an fucking hypocrite."
"H-Hey!" Akoya exclaimed.
"What? It's the true. She don't get the right to accuse someone to have sex with a woman when this is what she want." Kazoki said seriously. "The worst part is that she don't even bother to hide her hypocrisy. Which make her sad and miserable."
"...Aren't you a bit too cruel?" Akoya asked.
"No. If i was cruel, i would say that this Miku Izayoi can die for all i care and be forgotten by everyone in this world. Perhaps even dance on her grave to disrespect her." Kazoki said bluntly before he goes quiet. "...Okay, maybe i'm cruel right now. But honestly, i really can't stand hypocrisy."
"I can see that..." Akoya said awkwardly. She decided to change of subject. "Anyway, how about we get back into our roles? Someone will come later to play the sidekick of Rent-Man."
"Let me guess, his sidekick is called Landlord-Man, he isn't?" Kazoki rosed a eyebrow.
"Yes, how did you know?" Akoya replied surprised.
"...Just a hunch."
Meanwhile
"Cut!" Isamu exclaimed with a satisfied look on his face. "This was beautiful! Marvelous!" He glared at the two previous actors. "You two should take example on her!"
The two actors flinched before bowing. "Sorry!"
Hinako give Tenka a bottle of water, with the latter drinking in it. When it was over, she handed back the bottle with a nod. Hinako take the bottle back.
"I don't understand why this man is so happy. All i did is saying a victory speech." Tenka said, not understanding why the Director seem happy about it.
"When it come to acting, you need to put a lot of emotions behind it. Like you actually mean it." Hinako explained.
"This isn't what the others has being doing?" Tenka questioned.
"Not really." Hinako pointed at the two actors who were being scowled by the director. "Those two barely started today, and they showed that they only know how to kiss or hug."
Tenka cocked her head. "Why would they do this?"
Hinako shrugged. "Dunno. Maybe because they are a couple. Just like you and Kazoki."
Tenka nodded in understanding...until the last part reached her brain. She glared at the woman. "What do you mean by that?!"
"What?" Hinako asked confused until she understood. "You mean about you and this Kazoki being a couple? It isn't what you are?"
"We are not a couple!" Tenka said seriously. "We're merely...friends. That's all."
Hinako cocked her head. "Really? It's rare to see a boy and a girl being simply friend...not that i'm saying it's impossible, but you two seem to be more closer then that."
Tenka frowned. "What do you mean by that?"
Hinako sighed. "Yatogami...i have seeing a lot of things during those past years, and i can clearly tell when someone are friends or not."
"And...?" Tenka asked, wondering where it was going.
"And you share a deep bond with Kazoki...more then friendship, at least." Hinako said.
Tenka frowned. "What is your point?"
Hinako sighed, wondering if the girl in front of her was stubborn or dense. "My point is...that i think that Kazoki is more then a friend for you."
"...You mean, like a best friend?" Tenka asked with a confused look.
"Perhaps..." Hinako said, before adding. "What exactly do you feel toward him?"
"..." Tenka is quiet, not sure if she should tell her or not. Then, she spoke up. "I feel...concerned about him. I like spending time with him, even though he's annoying me sometime. For some reason, when i'm with him, i feel...calme. Something that never happen to anyone except my sister."
"I see..." Hinako said quietly.
"What does it matter to you, anyway?" Tenka asked with a frown, wondering why this Human seem concerned with her relationship with Kazoki. "Do you know that we literaly just meet?"
"Yes. But it's easy for me to know if someone care about another or not. And i think that you should probably talk to someone about what you feel toward Kazoki." Hinako said. "Because...i think that you have feelings for him."
"...Feelings for him?" Tenka repeated confused.
"As i said before, i can see that you have a deep bond with Kazoki. Likely more then friendship." Hinako put her hands on her hips. "And i think that it would be best for your to understand more your feelings if you want to be at ease with yourself."
"...I repeat my question from before: what does it matter to you?" Tenka repeated, but less seriously this time. "
"Well, between the two of us, i like to help out girls when it comes to several things. Like love, fixing issue, or other things." Hinako admited before shooking her head. "But this isn't about me...are you simply content with not knowing what you feel toward Kazoki, or do you want to learn more?"
Tenka said nothing. Because...she don't know what to said. She though about the trip on the Island, and the concern that Kazoki showed in her regard. She remember how she became more teasing in his regard and the anger she feel toward the three Humans after Kazoki got hurt.
Before the Snarky Human came along, she didn't feel any connection or concern to anyone else. But this has changed after meeting Kazoki. Despite the fact that he could be sassy and annoying at time, he showed nothing but kindness toward her. He neither feared her or treated her badly, and it was starting to get to Tenka.
(A/N: Before someone tell me that i already wrote this, i would like to specify that it was intended.)
However, to say that she has feelings for him...honestly, she wasn't even sure. Recently, she started to have new feelings, mostly in regard of Kazoki. No matter how hard she try, she can't understand where they came from. This never happened in the past, and she don't know what to think of it.
Perhaps she should talk about this with Tohka later. Between the two of them, she has more experience when it come to Humans emotions due to spending more time with them.
"Hey!"
Everyone turned to the side and see Kazoki and Akoya walking toward them. Isamu clapped his hands. "Ah! Here is our Super Star and our new Recruit!"
Kazoki stopped walking and looked at the red-haired girl with confusion. "Super Star?"
"Oh, didn't i tell you?" Akoya puffed her chest in pride. "I'm one of the most greatest Actor of the entire Studio! For the past 5 years, i've being starring in different Movies that mostly involve Adventures!"
"...Good for you, i guess." Kazoki said, not really sure if he should care or not.
"So, what will we do now?" Tenka asked.
Kazoki opened his mouth, when one of the door open up, showing a young man with a cap. "Hey! Everyone!"
Everyone turned toward the new arrival. Isamu frowned. "Bachin! How many time to i have to tell you to not come running like that!"
"Sorry!" Bachin apologize, before he reached into his back. "But hear me out! I was talking a walk outside when i saw something really weird."
The others were curious. The young lad pulled something out of his bag, and Kazoki's eyes widened upon seeing this. "What...?"
It was a Book...a Book written by Kazoki a long time ago.
(A/N: From Chapter 1)
"I found this in a hallway." Bachin said, giving the Book to Akoya, before frowing. "I don't see why would anyone throw it away, it seem in good shape."
Tenka looked closer, feeling that this Book was familiar. Then, she remembered. Turning toward Kazoki, she asked. "Hey...wasn't this the Book that you were written when we first meet?"
This surprised the others, before they turned toward Kazoki, with Isamui asking what was on everyone's mind. "Hold it...this Book is your?"
Kazoki looked at the others, before sighing. "Yes. Long time ago, i wanted to write a Book. One that is different from the others. With two Protagonist of different genders."
"And what happened?" Bachin asked, wondering how did the Book end up in a hallway.
"I show them to some editor so that it could be published." Kazoki said annoyed. "Unfortunately, they refused because it didn't reached their standards and they even throw it away."
"They refused?" Akoya blinked dumbfounded. "Why is that?"
Kazoki sighed before telling her the same thing that he told Shido on the beach. Including the fact that the one that he proposed the Story wanted for the Protagonist to have Harem of both genders. Needless to say that Akoya wasn't happy about it.
Akoya frowned in anger. "Disgusting! What is wrong with people today?!"
"The Harem Protagonist asked the same thing." Kazoki shrugged. "It seem that people don't have a lot of imagination today."
"This is-wait, Harem Protagonist?" Akoya said, her anger turning into confusion. "You mean...someone in this City has an Harem?!"
"Yeah, and it's an teenager boy." Kazoki replied.
Akoya's jaw dropped in disbelief. Isamu shook his head. "This isn't surprising. A lot of people always make sure that whoever enter into an poligamy relationship is someone below twenty."
"It is a good or bad thing?" The boyfriend asked.
"Anything involving poligamy is never a good thing." The girlfriend replied.
Kazoki clapped, bringing everyone's attention. "Okay! We're getting sidetracked. Should we talk about our next scene?"
"Actually..." Isamu hold his hand. "I would like to see that Book if you don't mind."
Kazoki blinked. He looked at Akoya who looked at him, wanting to know if it was okay if she give him the book. Sighing, Kazoki nodded. Akoya walk up toward the Director and handed him the book. Isamu read the book. After a while, he nodded to himself. "Hum...yes, i think that it could work."
"What could work?" Kazoki asked confused.
Isamu closed the book, smiling. "I think that we just found a potential new Movie!"
"...Come again?" Kazoki asked surprised, not expecting to hear this.
"This Book has everything we need to make a Movie!" Isamu said excited. "A decent Cast, an Storyline, and actual plot! Better then some of those that i saw in the past! Beside, some people here have the perfect profile to play them!"
The rest looked at the book and the boyfriend nodded. "Now that you mention it, the red-haired girl look a bit like Akoya."
"What?" Akoya exclaimed surprised.
"It's true! You are the perfect person to play the role!" Isamu declared.
"W-Why me?! Why not someone else?!" Akoya asked dumbfounded.
"One of the Protagonist is a red-haired girl. Considering that you're mostly know to stare into important role, i think that this is the right Character for you." Isamu explained.
"...I see..." Akoya said, not sure of what to think of it.
"But who will play the male Protagonist?" Isamu wondered aloud, before turning toward Kazoki. "Come to think of it...what are their names?"
Kazoki shrugged. "To be honest, i haven't though much of it. A lot of good names are already taken, and i've given on the project after that."
Isamu put a finger under his chin. "Mmm...how about...Akio and Bunko?"
Kazoki is silence...before he nodded. "Sure. I guess it could work."
"You don't seem to have too much disagreement with this." Hinako pointed out.
"Well, i'm not a imaginative person." Kazoki replied.
Isamu clapped his hands. "Okay: It's official! From now on, the Future Movie 'The Adventures of Akio & Bunko' are in the work!"
"Sir!" Hinako spoke up. "I would like to remind you that we are concurently in the making of several Movies/Series at the same time, mostly about our new Project. We don't have the time to focus on adding a new one right now."
"...Good point." Isamu admited before snapping his fingers. "Which is why we need to get to work at once!" He gestured to the others. "Everyone, follow me! It's Movie time!"
"Yeah, Boss!" The rest agree before following him, with Hinako sighing before following them as well.
Kazoki and Tenka stood there in silence, that was soon broken by the former. "Well...that happened."
Tenka looked at the boy. "I didn't expect them to make a Movie about the Book that you wrote."
Kazoki crossed his arms. "And i didn't expected them to find the Book...or even to see this again."
"What was it doing in a hallway?" Tenka asked interested.
"Actually, it was supposed to be in a trash bin." Kazoki said, making Tenka curious. "When the idiot with who i proposed this read the Book, they throw it in the trash bin because it wasn't an Harem Story. Apparently, those people don't accept anything that isn't part of their stupid Ecchi genre. Too bad for them."
Tenka rosed a eyebrow. "And how do you feel about this Book becoming a Movie?"
Kazoki shrugged. "Dunno. Honestly, i'm surprised that they'll do it. But i would be lying if i said that i wasn't curious to where it was going. In the meantime though, we'll have to wait until they finish their three Movies with you."
Tenka is taken back by this.
"Hold it...you mean that they want to make three Movies with me?" Tenka asked surprised.
"It seem so." Kazoki nodded. "From what Akoya told me on the way here, they planned a Trilogy with Etsuko: The Magical Assasin. And before you ask, a Trilogy is another word for three."
"...Which mean that we'll came back here." Tenka concluded with a frown.
"Yup." Kazoki said.
Tenka frowned. "I'm not sure what to feel about this..."
"I would be proud, si j'était toi."
Kazoki and Tenka looked to the side and see Frabrice walking toward them, a glass of water in his right hand. "Not many people get the chance to participe in more then one Movie. Trust me, i'm talking from experience."
"Did you take part of a Movie?" Kazoki asked.
"Pas encore, but soon enough." Fabrice admited. "In the meantime, i'm concurently helping out anyone who need help."
"There is something that i would like to know." Kazoki spoke up, making Fabrice turn toward him. "If there is a Cinematic Universe in the making, what will be the Story?"
"Aucune idée." Fabrice admited. "Isamu didn't share any detail with me. Peut étre que this will be about Fantasy, or Science Adventure."
"...He has to be doing this on purpose." Tenka though irritated.
"Now, if you excuse me, i'm needed somewhere else." Fabrice waved with a smile. "A la prochaine."
The French boy walked away, leaving behind the Duo. There is a moment of silence, before Kazoki looked at Tenka. "Everyone in this Studio...are so crazy."
Tenka couldn't help but nod in agreement.
Location: Room #1
Kazoki, Tenka, and the others were confused by what they saw. Everyone is sitting, in meditating pose. Isamu frowned. "What is go-"
A woman opened her eyes and put a finger on her lips. She gestured to a panel next to them, in which it was written "Meditation Time. Please, don't disturb".
"Okay...nex-" Isamu spoke up again, only to be hushed again by the woman. Sighing, he spoke uo quietly this time. "Next..."
Location: Room #2
"SPIDER-MAN!! SPIDER-MAN!! KUMO NO CHIKARA O MOTTE IRU! U~EBU O TSUKURU! DOROBO O TSUKAMAERU! SOTO O MIRU! KOKO NI KARE GA KURU!"
Kazoki and the others were dumbfounded by what they saw. In the entire room, everyone were singing and dancing loudly. In the middle of the room, a guy is dressed as Spider-Man, making hands gesture like he was throwing webs.
"...What the hell is going on?!" Isamu exclaimed loudly.
"They're celebrating." A man spoke up, bringing their attention. "They learned that Sony has given on their Cinematic Universe, and we're now focusing on any Project involving Spider-Man. They were so happy that they decided to make a Party."
"...Spider-Man?" Tenka spoke up, before turning toward Kazoki. "Wasn't this the strange Movie that we saw after our first meeting?"
"Yeah." Kazoki comfirmed. "Spider-Man is really popular today."
"I see..." Tenka frowned. "But...what is this 'Sony'?"
"I'll tell you later." Kazoki said.
Isamu groaned. "Next!"
Location: Room #3
Kazoki and Isamu were in the room. The rest were either busy or were in others room to gain time. And they were completely lost at what they found.
A guy is taking pictures of a wall, in which there is orange and red spinning balls. And for some reason, the others that watched the scene didn't do anything to stop this.
"...Here too?" Isamu said in a desperate tone.
"Be honest with me, did you really think that this Room wouldn't be taken?" Kazoki asked.
"...Honestly, no." Isamu admited before he rubbed his eyes. "Next!"
Location: Room #4
This time, Tenka and Akoya were the only one that were in the Room...which is different then the rest.
The Room looked more like a Boxing Ring then a Filming Room, with an actually ring in the middle of it. And two people were fighting on that ring.
Suddenly, one of them got send flying, and passed by the two girls, much to their surprise. They looked over and saw the responsable.
On the ring is a huge fat guy who has blond hair. He only wear a white shirt that barely hide his huge belly, and black pants. He was drinking in a huge Soda.
"...Who or what is that?" Tenka asked in a tone mixed with surprise and horror. Never in her life she has encounter a Human so...hideous. And that's say a lot given that she has meet different Humans for the past months.
"That...is a problem." Akoya said with a hopeless tone. Tenka looked confused at this. "Long ago, we wanted to make a Boxing Movie. The problem is that we had limited option when it come to Actors. So we decided to make announcement." She frowned. "Unfortunately, this has brough the attention of...this guy. He decided to come, because he wanted to punch a lot of people. We made the mistake to hire him. He hasn't done anything in any Movies so far. The only thing he do is to eat, drink, and beating up people as he please. Other then that, he refuse to do anything else. Hell, he didn't even told us his name."
"...Why don't you just get rid of him then?" Tenka proposed.
"We tried to, but he has signed a contrat in which that he won't EVER leave this place...unless someone defeat him in a one-on-one." Akoya sighed. "The problem is that so far, no one was able to defeat him. At least, not alone."
The two girls hear foosteps. Looking over, they saw the fat guy looking over them, before he gazed toward Tenka, and looked back at Akoya. "...Good choice."
"...What?" Akoya said confused, with Tenka frowning.
"Earlier, i told you that i was bored, but i didn't expect you to introduce a new friend." The fat guy said, making several gestures.
"W-What do you mean?" Akoya said, with Tenka becoming more annoyed at each second.
"You know..." The fat guy gestured to Tenka. "Your...specia-"
"Enough already!" Tenka exclaimed irritated. "If you have something important to say, then say it and fast!"
The fat guy suddenly stopped...before he slowly turned toward the Spirit with a angry face. "Did you just call me...FAT?"
Tenka blinked dumbfounded. "No, i-"
The fat guy screamed before he run toward Tenka and hit her with his belly, pushing her back and making her took several step back. The guy is surprised by this, not expecting Tenka to not being fazed.
Tenka, on the other hand, is angry. Less because the fat guy hit her, and more because he dared to touch her. "...You are dead..."
Akoya suddenly put a hand on the Inversed Spirit's shoulder, much to her confusion. "Hold on...i have an idea."
Later
"Why i am wearing this?"
Tenka is now wearing a sport outfit, mostly made for boxing. Which consisted of a black tank top that showed her midriff, and white short, white shoes, and red boxing gloves. The outfit showed her curvy body.
"It's part of the boxing Match." Akoya explained as she tapped Tenka's back. "Look, i'm going to be honest with you...this guy righ there, he don't really like you very much."
"The feeling's mutual." Tenka said.
"However, if there is one thing that is well-know, it's the fact that he's only fighting in a boxing match. Which is why nobody defeated him...mostly because he hit too hard for them." Akoya smirked. "So here's the deal: you kick his ass, we fire him, and everyone's happy. Sound good?"
Tenka looked over at her opponent, seeing him streaching before the beginning of the fight...and leering at her exposed body, much to her disgust. She looked back at the red-haired girl. "Fine...but that's only because i hate this miserable bastard."
Akoya give a thumb up. "That's the Spirit. Go Tenka!"
The bell ring, starting the fight. Tenka lifted her hands toward her opponent who won't stop jumping. The fat guy smirked. "Tell you what, if you surrender now, Tenka, i'll allow you to-"
BAM!
The fat guy's eyes widened in shock and pain as an huge cannon bullet hit his belly. Looking down, he saw that it wasn't a Cannon bullet, but Tenka's fist. She snarled at him. "Keep my name...out of your filthy mouth..."
BAM!!
Fat guy got punched in the face, losing a lot of teeths. Tenka goes to the banner and jumped on it, letting a war cry as she give the final blow in the form of a punch to the head that shattered his skulls.
BAM!!!
K.O!!!
Tenka landed on the ground and glared at her opponent. The fat guy's eyes, that were covered in bruise, were wide open in shock, before his injuries affected him, and he fall to his back, making the ring shook.
"Woah!" Akoya came over and looked back and forth at Tenka and her now-defeated opponent. "I never though that you would be this strong! If someone saw this and though that girls were weak, they will definitively take back their words." She tapped Tenka's back. "Respect."
Tenka nodded. She would have gladly killed this miserable worm. But death for someone like that is more of a gift then a punishement. That being said, she can make him wish she has.
"Still though..." Akoya looked down at the beaten up fat guy. "I think that you should have a bit hold back."
"I was holding back." Tenka said, making Akoya surprised. "If i was going all out...he would be dead."
"...I don't know if i should be impressed or scared." Akoya admited.
"Perhaps both." Tenka said before looking at the guy on the ground...and kicked him, sending him crash through the wall, much to Akoya's shock.
"...Okay, now i'm definitively scared."
Location: Main Room
"So, anything so far?"
Kazoki and the others were now gathered around a table, each eating or drinking something. Many of them shook their head.
"Damn it!" Isamu slammed his hands on the table. "Right when we finally found several interesting Movies, the Rooms has to be taken!"
"Well, on the bright side, this freeloader that is beating up everyone is now gone." Ayato said happily.
"Wait, how do you know this?" Akoya asked confused. "It's being only 10 Minutes since then!"
"News spreads fast in this Studio." Ayato replied simply. "How do you think that we learned about the new recruits?"
"I see...anyway, are theres others Room or are those the only one?" Akoya asked.
"There are others Filming Room in this Studio. But after everything that we saw so far, i wouldn't be surprised if they were busy as well." Isamu sighed. "No choice. We have to do this another time."
"Better late then never, i suppose." Kazoki shrugged. "Now if you excuse us, i think that it's time for us to go home. We've being here for barely a day, but it's feel like we've being here for a month."
Tenka nodded. "I would like to go Home now."
Isamu nodded. "Very well, we won't keep you any longers."
Later
"Come back another time, guys!" Ayato said excited, with Hayato, Akoya, Isamu, and the rest waving from the entrance.
Kazoki and Tenka waved back, before walking away to return Home.
"Well, this was a really long day." Kazoki said. "But i admit, i wasn't entirely bad..."
"For you, maybe..." Tenka said, not happy to the fact that she has to fight against an hideous Human. Fortunately for her, she never has to see him ever again.
Kazoki and Tenka hear a shout. They looked over and saw three people. A man and a woman, dragging a young person.
The woman has short red hair that goes to her neck and blue eyes. She has an slander body.
The man has brown hair and purple eyes. He was a bit fat.
And being dragged by the woman is...Shido?
"What is he doing here?" Kazoki asked confused. "Are they arresting him? For what reason?"
"Knowing this dog, i wouldn't be surprised if he has touched the woman." Tenka said with a frown.
"...Wanna check this out?" Kazoki proposed.
"...Very well." Tenka agree.
Kazoki and Tenka walk up toward the three of them. The closer they got, the more they can hear someone talking. It was Shido. "-ou that it was an accident!"
"Like hell i'm going to believe you!" The red-haired woman said angrily.
"To be fair, kid, it's kinda like you've done this on purpose." The brown-haired man said.
"I didn't!" Shido exclaimed desperate.
"Hey!" Kazoki called out, making the three of them turn toward him. Shido's nervousness turned into joy upon seeing them.
"Kazoki! Tenka!" Shido called out before he panicked. "I need help! They want to put me in jail!"
"Hush!" The red-haired woman ordered, making the blue-haired boy flinch, before she turned toward them. "You two know this boy?"
"He's our Classmate...unfortunately." Kazoki said, ignoring Shido's annoyed look. "Before anything else, can you tell us both who you are?"
"Kentaro Ishimaru." The man introduced himself.
"Kari Taro." The woman introduced herself.
"I'm Kazoki." Kazoki said before pointing at Tenka. "And this is Tenka."
"Nice to meet you both. We would like to stay and chat, but we have to bring this young lad with us." Kentaro said, pointing at Shido who winced.
"Why are you arresting him?" Kazoki asked confused.
"This little pervert has dared to grope my chest!" Kari exclaimed furiously.
"...What a surprise." Kazoki muttered with sarcasm, while Tenka send him a 'call it' look.
"W-Wait a moment! You got it all wrong!" Shido exclaimed horrified. "It was an accident!"
"Oh really? And the squeezing part was an accident too?" Kari asked suspiciously. Shido flinched, not sure how to answer that. Seeing no responce, she nodded. "Yeah, i though so."
Kentaro shook his head at this. What happened wasn't really a lie, but it was really crazy. Earlier, the two cops were taking a casual walk, when they spotted the blue-haired boy with a purple-haired girl. The two of them enter into a store...which selled women's underwear.
The fat Cop wasn't sure what happened in there, but a few seconds later, the blue-haired boy was send flying right toward them, knocking over his partner. Right as they recovered, they noticed their position. The young man was strandling the young woman...with his left hand on her right boob. Without thinking, he squeezed it, much to Kari's shame and anger.
Nedless to say that Kari was entirely furious, and she wasn't afraid to show it.
"This is a huge misunderstanding! Please, you have to ask Kazoki!" Shido turned toward his classmate. "Tell them the truth, Kazoki!"
The two Cops turned toward the Snarky Human, with Tenka looking at him as well. Kazoki looked at them, then back at Shido, before taking a decision.
If Shido wanted him to tell them the truth, who was he to refuse?
"...I can assure you that you're wrong." Kazoki spoke up. "Shido Itsuka isn't a pervert..."
Shido smiled in relief...only for Kazoki to continue. "Shido is a Super Pervert!"
"...WHAT?!!!!" Shido's yell was so loud that it's a surprise that no one has gone to see what's happening right now.
"Oh really?" Kari asked, her anger against Shido reaching new height.
"Kazoki, what are you doing?!" Shido demanded with horror in his voice.
"Telling them the truth." Kazoki replied, before turning toward the two Cops. "Shido Itsuka gave himself the objective to get a huge Harem. In fact, i wouldn't be surprised if his sister has fallen in love with him. I mean, he's literaly the only boy with who she hang out."
"STOP IT!" Shido yelled desperated.
"Don't worry, i'm sure that they'll understand. You're a young teenager with hormone, after all." Kazoki said with a smirk, before turning toward Tenka. "Is that right, Tenka?"
Tenka looked at Kazoki with a deadpanned expression on her face, before turning toward the two Cops. Shido feel hope that Tenka will spoke up to solve the misunderstanding.
Unfortunately for the poor boy, the Inversed Spirit was more then happy to prove him wrong.
"This miserable dog has the nerve to ask for my three size when we were gone to an Funfair." Tenka said with annoyance, remembering that particular memory. Ignoring Shido's shocked look, she continued. "Soon after, he asked me to show him my top body naked..."
"W-What?!" Shido yelled, not believing that Tenka is taking part of it as well.
"And let's not forget that you asked Kurumi to show you her panties." Kazoki reminded, much to Shido's embarrasement and Kari's anger. "And during the School trip, you caught the attention of the twin and sleep in the same bed as them."
Kari's hand gripped Shido's shoulder harder, making the latter wince. "Is that so?"
"Be careful!" Kazoki said without any concern in his voice. "If you stay anywhere near of this guy, you will likely end up joining his Harem!"
"KAZOKI!!"
"A harraser and womanizer?" Kari narrowed her eyes before glaring at Shido who sweat dropped. "...Very well, you'll spend the night in prison!"
"WHAT?! NO!!!" Shido yelled desperate, before turning toward Kentaro. "Please, you have to do something!"
"Sorry, kid, but putting young lechers like you are part of my job." Kentaro said seriously, much to Shido's dismay. "Furthemore, it's hard to argue with Kari when she's angry. So...let's go to Prison."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Shido yelled as he was dragged by the two Cops.
"...Was it really necessary?" Tenka asked, watching the blue-haired boy being dragged away by the cops.
"No, but it was really funny." Kazoki said. "Beside, it's a little payback for dragging us into...this."
Tenka shook her head. Suddenly, they hear someone yelling. "Shido!"
Kazoki and Tenka looked over and saw Tohka who is looking around worried. She spotted them and run toward the duo before stopping in front of them. "Have either of you seeing Shido?! I lost him earlier and i can't find him!"
Kazoki pointed toward where the cops have gone with the blue-haired boy. "He's gone over there. He's arrested by the Police."
Tohka blinked. "Shido's arrested? Why?!"
"He accidently touched the chest of a woman cop." Kazoki replied, with Tohka freezing upon hearing this.
"...Shidooooooooooo!!" Tohka fumed, before she shook her head. "Thank you! I'll see you later!" She run toward where Kazoki pointed out.
"...I'm starting to think that this will become a trend at some point." Tenka said.
Kazoki nodded, before he looked to the side. "Hey, Tenka..."
Tenka looked over. "Hum?"
Kazoki opened his mouth to speak...only to close it and to shook his head. "Nothing...let's go back."
Tenka looked confused. This is strange. Usually, Kazoki didn't have any problem to say what is on his mind. But he seemed to...hesitate? This is new.
It's probably nothing.
Kazoki and Tenka walk up toward their Home side by side. During this, Tenka though about what Hinako has said to her.
"I think...that Kazoki is more then a friend to you."
Tenka didn't really understand. It's true that she cared about Kazoki more then she should, but to that extend? What about those strange feelings everytime that Kazoki give her compliment or is seeing talking with others woman? What does that mean?
Then, Tenka started to remember something. Once, when she talked with Tohka, she remembering her saying something about loving Shido Itsuka. She noticed that she seemed to be happy upon thinking about the boy and telling how she feel about him, she could even feel them due to the two of them being the same person once. Tenka compared those feelings to her own when Kazoki compliment her. Little by little, her eyes widened in realisation.
W...Was this is?
Could it be...?
"I'm...in love with Kazoki?"
To Be Continued
Apologize for the absence, but as already mentioned in a different Story, i'm preparing a huge Update for nearly all my Stories to make up for my absence. Plus, i was busy celebreating my Birthday and playing some Games. Also, my brother has an accident, and we're going to take care of him until he get better.
After some though, i added some conversation with Kazoki and Tenka with others, mostly about their personal feelings. I'm not sure if i made the right choice, though. I mean, they're talking about this with strangers, people that they just meet. But let's be honest, they won't be able to not knowing what they feel forever.
For those who don't know...i hear that the Sony Spider-Man Universe is ending. I don't know if that is true, but you won't hear any complain if that's the case. Now they can focus on Beyond The Spider-Verse and Spider-Man Noir. However, there is still something that i don't understand. Sony Spider-Man Universe Movies are considerate as Spin-off. But Spin-off of what? From what i know, there aren't any Main Continuity in their Cinematic Universe. And it can't be the Spider-Verse given that it came out after Venom.
Oh well, i guess we'll never know.
By the way, here a quick question. Do anyone know if there is a Japanese Dub version of "Like a Prayer" by Madonna? Just by curiosity.
Anyway, i'll being posting three Chapters of this Story during or before Christmas. If that don't happen, then expect to see a Christmas Special instead.
The next Chapter will be a Filler.
As usual, here's a Omake. Another particular one.
(Omake: Kazoki & Shiranui vs Union-Verse)
Location: Union Academy
The camera showed an Academy that were filled with more then thousand of students. Some of them looking either excited/bored/angry/smug.
However, none of them know they were watched.
On the edge of a clift are two boys that came from another Universe: Kazoki and Shiranui.
Kazoki is standing there with a bag on his shoulder and his hand on his pocket. Shiranui has his foot on a rock with a arm on it.
"...So those are Union Academy?" Shiranui asked. "They don't seem very strong."
"I can't speak for All Might, but many of them are either arrogant or pig-headed." Kazoki said with a frown. "Especially those #######."
Shiranui looked at Kazoki with an confused look on his face. "...What?"
"I say especially those ######." Kazoki repeated.
"...Why can't i hear the last part?" Shiranui asked confused.
"Because the one that send us here hate those people." Kazoki replied.
"Didn't he hate everyone in this Academy?" Shiranui asked.
"True, but those people are the one that he hate the most." Kazoki replied as he sat down. "So he cast a spell that make sure that we don't hear their names prounced when we find ourself anywhere near of the Academy."
Shiranui sweat dropped. "I see...anyway, what exactly is Union Academy's Story?"
Kazoki take a can before opening it. "Long story short, it's a School filled with people from different worlds that have merged together. Don't ask me how or why it happened, because i don't know. But what i do know is that not all the Students are treated equally."
Shiranui rosed a eyebrow. "What do you mean by that?"
Kazoki take a sip of his soda before he sighed. "There is one student that, unlike the rest of the School, don't have any power or abilities. For some reason, everytime that the others find out, they decide to make his live an living hell. Until the Student in question has enough and leave to either be a Hero somewhere else or to get his revenge."
Shiranui is taken back. "What?! They're supposed to be Heroes and they terorize someone just because they don't have powers?!"
Kazoki nodded. "Yup. What a bunch of hypocrites."
"And the teachers allow this?!" Shiranui demanded.
"When it come to that student, the teachers agree with the students sometime. Rare are the exception." Kazoki replied.
Shiranui is lost for words. It was already bad enough that the students is bullied by his classmates, but that the teachers do nothing? Something is wrong here.
"But that's not the worst part." Kazoki frowned before he take a bit of his Sandwich. "For some unknown reason, some people, mostly the Kagura Shinobi, call him a pervert for petty reason. Either because of his gender, which is absolutely hypocrite, or because they consider him being a relationship with a girl dirty."
"...Do they hate him that much that they can't stand the fact that he's in relationship?" Shiranui asked.
"Apparently, yes." Kazoki replied.
"I'm confused...how exactly it is dirty?" Shiranui said confused. "There is nothing wrong with a boy and a girl to be in relationship. Especially when all they do is kissing and hugging."
"Tell this to those lesbian hypocrite who spend the majority of their life writting Senran Kagura Yuri Fanfiction, or even their follower who think that any Male OC Pairing with Senran Kagura's girls is an sin. Which make me wonder if Babyzoid is part of their Universe." Kazoki said with annoyance, much to Shiranui's further confusion, before shooking his head. "But nevermind that. We still have to take down Union."
Shiranui looked down at the School. "...How exactly are we going to do that?"
Kazoki reached into his bag and pulled two Sandwichs and an bag filled with Cookies. "Easy, we beat up those idiots and blow up their School. It won't be easy, but we can do it."
"You don't seem too worried about it." Shiranui pointed out. "Instead of preparing to fight, you're here, eating a picnic."
"What? I didn't eat anything before coming here." Kazoki take another bit of his sandwich. "Plus, none of those people are actual threat. The most they could do is to make the fight longer through numbers."
"...I don't know if i should feel relieved or dumbfouned by this." Shiranui said before holding his hand. "Can i have some Cookie?"
Kazoki handed over the bag of Cookie that Shiranui take while nodding in gratitude. The two boys started to eat in silence, before it was broken.
"Do you think that there is an Union Academy in our Universes?" Shiranui asked.
"Considering that outside of the Kagura Shinobi, none of the people who are student in that School exist, i doubt it." Kazoki said with a frown. This might be for the best anyway. Unlike this famous student, he would be very irritated to deal with those hypocrites.
A few minutes later, the two boys has finished eating. Kazoki get up. "Alright, now that our stomach are full...let's do this."
Shiranui nodded, getting up as well. But before they could do anything...
"Hold it!"
Kazoki and Shiranui were surprised by this new voice. Looking behind, they saw a strange person.
The new arrival is a boy with (F/C) hair and (F/C) eyes. He wear a strange Armor that looked like norman clothings. On his waist is a strange familiar Sword.
"...Can we help you?" Shiranui asked confused.
"Who are you two?!" The boy demanded. "I've never seeing either of you before!"
"Of course not." Kazoki rolled his eyes. "We're not part of this Academy...like you were previously, Y/N."
The boy-now named Y/N-'s eyes widened in shock. "W-What?!"
"You hear me perfectly." Kazoki rolled his eyes. "Your name is Y/N L/N, you used to be a student of Union Academy until you have enough of their mistreatment and were betrayed by your former girlfriend or something like that. Then, you end up gaining some kind of weird power and you decided to use it to show them that you are the strongest person on Earth. Which is why you're here."
Y/N blinked dumbfounded. "How...do you know all of this?"
Kazoki rolled his eyes. "Simple...we're from an different Universe where none of you exist."
Shiranui glanced to the side. "For the most part..."
"...Whatever the case, i need you two step aside." Y/N said seriously. "It's time for me to face Union again."
"Yeahhhhhhh, not happening." Kazoki said bored. "We're going to come down there and kill everyone in this place!"
"What?!" Y/N exclaimed shocked.
"What?! No!" Shiranui objected with a frown. "I don't have any problem to put them down, but we won't kill them!"
"Oh come on!" Kazoki complained. "How about we kill half of them?"
"No!" Shiranui screamed annoyed.
"At least a part of the School?!" Kazoki screamed annoyed.
"I said no!" Shiranui replied with a frown.
"Just one, then! A heartless bastard that nobody will miss!" Kazoki exclaimed irritated. "How about the pervert and his Harem?! No one will miss those people! Especially when there are at least thousand of different version of them that are created by those horny asshole!"
"...There is something wrong with you." Shiranui said quietly this time, his annoyance still there.
"Hold a moment!" Y/N interruped with a frown. Kazoki and Shiranui stopped arguing and looked at him. "What exactly do you mean by 'killing' and 'putting down' Union Academy?!"
"...Exactly what it mean." Shiranui said, calming down a bit. "We were send here by...someone, to destroy the entire School."
Y/N is shocked. "What?! Why?!"
"For several reason." Kazoki lifted a hand, showing three fingers, before lowering the first one. "One, because this School is filled with hypocrites and fake Heroes." He lowered the second finger. "Two, a lot of Universe with Union Academy are growing in influence, and we must stop it." He lowered the last one. "And three...because we hate those people."
Shiranui coughed, making Kazoki correct himself. "I mean...i hate those people, Shiranui don't...mostly because he never meet them."
"You can't do that!" Y/N objected. "Those bastards made my life an living hell because they though i was weak! This is my chance to prove them wrong!"
"...Are you for real?" Shiranui asked dumbfounded. "Why would you gain by proving the people that hurt you wrong?"
Y/N lifted a finger...only to lower it after a few second. "W-Well...you see...i...huh..."
"And more importantly, why do you care about what they think?" Kazoki asked. "For a long time, they showed that your opinion mean nothing to them. Why would you? If i were you, and i'm glad that it's not the case, i would just start a new life or go Home."
"But...i must show them that they were wrong." Y/N said with an discouraged tone.
"Do you truly think that they care?" Kazoki asked. "Just because you kick their ass mean that they're going to take back everything that was said and apologize for their actions. If anything, it would make them more angry. Trust me, i know how those people work. Instead of feeling remorce, they will consider you as an threat and will do everything they can to kill you." He crossed his arms. "Let's be honest. The day where you'll be able to prove Union Academy wrong is the day where pigs fly."
Suddenly, a pig is seeing flying above them, much to the three boy's shock. Kazoki blinked twice, not believing what he saw. Shiranui turned toward him. "D-"
"No." Kazoki said firmly, before turning back toward the other one. "Point it, we're going to destroy Union Academy. Deal with it."
"...If that is your decision..." Y/N take a stance. "You'll two have to defeat me in a duel!"
Y/N take his Sword and pointed at them. Kazoki looked closer at the Sword and his eyes widened. Y/N smirked. "Now, let-"
"YOU FUCKING COPY-CAT!!!" Kazoki yelled angrily, startling Y/N and Shiranui, and pointed at their opponent. "OF ALL THE PEOPLE...YOU DECIDED TO BE A RIP-OFF TO THIS GUY!!!"
"???" Y/N looked completely confused. Of all the reaction he expected...this wasn't one of them.
"Hum...can you please explain?" Shiranui asked confused.
"This-" Kazoki pointed at the Sword in Y/N's hands. "-is Aramasa! A Sword that can take the form of a Scythe! It belong to Ragna The Bloodedge! I can't believe that you has the nerve to copy him!"
"I-W-Shut up!" Y/N exclaimed annoyed. "This Sword is given to me by Jubei during my training!"
"Jubei trained Ragna, not you!" Kazoki growled before he raised his hand to the sky. "Time to put you in your place. Nahema!"
To Y/N's shock, a purple futuristic Sword appeared in Kazoki's hands. "Wha-Where did you get that Sword?!"
"...A little gift from my girlfriend." Kazoki said simply, before taking a stance. "Enough talking. Let's fight."
Kazoki and Y/N stared at each others with a serious look on their face. Then, they each gave a war cry before chargin at each others, swinging their Swords, until there is a clash.
Something flew in the air, before it head toward the ground, and pierced the ground next to Shiranui who is unfazed. It was Y/N's Sword...or at least, what remained of it. The Sword is broken in half.
Y/N's jaw dropped in disbelief upon seeing what remained of his Sword. Kazoki looked at it and scoffed. "You know what? Maybe i was wrong. You're not a Ragna Rip-off. At least, he was stronger."
"Why you...this isn't over yet!" Y/N throw his Sword away and clenched his fists, powering up.
Kazoki and Shiranui feel his Energy and are shocked upon realizing it was familiar. Then, Y/N's hair started to glow gold, much to Shiranui's further surprise. "Is that...?"
Y/N yelled as he finished his Transformation. Kazoki and Shiranui were stunned by what they saw. Y/N has become a Super Saiyan!
Y/N smirked, clenching his palm into a fist. "Behold...the power of the greatest Race in the Universe. You see, you're not dealing with the average-"
"Super Punch X10!"
BAM!
Y/N's cheek is decked by a punch wrapped up in a red aura. The next second, he was send flying and crashed into a rock. Dazed, Y/N shook his head and glared at Kazoki, only to be surprised by what he saw. "K-Kaioken?!"
Kazoki glared at his opponent, his right arm wrapped up in a red crimson aura, before it faded away.
"During our travel in different Worlds, we trained with several Warriors. Among them being a Variant of Son Goku." Kazoki explained. "He taugh us how to use Ki as well different Techniques, such as the Kaioken."
"W-Wait a moment! How is that possible?!" Y/N asked completely lost. "Normaly, the Kaioken can boost the power of every part of the body! Not just one!"
"That's true." Kazoki admited. "However, after some intense training, we managed to Upgrate the Kaioken and learning different way to use it. For example...Drop Kick x20!"
Kazoki reappear in front of Y/N, much to his surprise, and launched a huge kick to his gut with a leg wrapped up in a crimson red aura. Y/N spat out blood. He barely has the time to raise his head before he hear...
"Headbutt x10!"
BAM!!!
Kazoki's head, wrapped up in a crimson aura, slammed into Y/N's forehead, sending a violent jolt through the latter's head, and making his brain rattle inside of his skull. Y/N put his hands on his head, hoping to make it stop. However, this allowed Kazoki, who cracked his knuckles, to continue his assault.
"Super Combo x20."
BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!! BAM!!
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Kazoki beat the crap of Y/N who screamed in pain, with his arms glowing red. The Snarky Human continued his never-ending assault on the latter.
"...If i didn't know any better, i would say that he's enjoying this." Shiranui muttered to himself. Kazoki seem to take a lot of time to beat him up.
"ENOUGH!!" Y/N blocked a punch from Kazoki and pushed him away, before gaining distance. "My turn!"
Y/N put his hands in a familiar position. "Kage Bushin No Jutsu!"
A hundred clones appears on the battlefield.
"First, Ragna's Sword. Next, Super Saiyan. Now, Ninjutsu?!" Kazoki asked in a dumbfounded tone before he deadpanned. "It's official, we're fighting a Gary-Stu."
All the clones charged toward them, with Kazoki taking a deep breath...and put his right hand on the ground, channeling energy into it. The next second, all the clones were gone, much to Y/N's shock. "W-What?!"
"A Shadow Clone can easily being defeated in one hit." Kazoki said, getting up. "It's pointless for you increase number of none of them can last more then one blow."
"D-Damn it!" Y/N growled in frustration. "What is going on right now?! The only person that could defeated me as Super Saiyan is Origami Tobiichi, why can you as well?!"
Kazoki is taken back by what he just hear.
"Wait a moment...let me see if i understood perfectly." Kazoki narrowed his eyes. "You fought against Origami Tobichi, who is a normal Human, as Super Saiyan...and you lost?! What next?! You fought against Miku Izayoi in a one-on-one while you were a Super Saiyan God and she kicked your ass?!"
Y/N's eyes widened in shock at this, comfirming the Snarky Human's accusation, much to his further's dismay.
"...I was wrong. This guy isn't a Gary-Stu. He's a fucking Comedic Relief." Kazoki said in a annoyed tone.
"C-Comedic Relief?!" Y/N cry out shocked.
"I can't speak for the Spirit of Origin since i haven't a read of her power, but many Spirits are mostly strong enough to destroy a country, with one of them being able to destroy the World. And you, who should be one of the strongest in the Universe, shouldn't have any problem to defeat a Spirit or a Human who are only City-Level threat." Kazoki said irritated, like he was talking to a child. "If that don't show that you're a joke, i don't know what will."
"I'm not a DAMN JOKE!!" Y/N yelled.
"Technically, you are." Kazoki said.
"Can a joke do this?!" Y/N questioned before he power up, transforming into a Omni Super Saiyan God.
"Depend." Kazoki replied.
Y/N is dumbfounded to the fact that his opponent is neither scared or take him seriously. Powering up, he leaped toward Kazoki and throw a punch that was easily dodged. At this moment, Kazoki noticed a white monkey tail. Quickly, he grabbed it. Y/N's eyes widened in shock, before he suddenly fall to the ground.
Kazoki is surprised by this. "What? That's it?! All those power...and you're taked down by someone grabbing your tail?! And you say that you weren't a joke..."
"S-Shut up..." Y/N groaned, feeling his body weakening at each second.
"Now i understand better how the white-haired female Uchiha Sasuke and Babyzoid managed to defeat you. They must have grabbed your tail when you the last expected." Kazoki rolled his eyes and tighned his grip on the tail, making Y/N groan louder. "Did you ever bothered to train your tail?"
"T-Train my tail? W-What is the point?" Y/N said weakly. "I-I'm the strongest...in the Universe..."
"Really? You don't bother training your Tail? In that case..." Kazoki lifted his free hand. "You should just CUT IT!!"
Wrapping his hand in a red energy glow, Kazoki launched a chop that cut of Y/N's Saiyan Tail. The latter screamed in pain as his Transformation vanished. Y/N rolled to the ground and put his hands on his butt. Kazoki shook his head and throw the tail away. "As expected."
Y/N get up and glared at Kazoki. He clenched his fists, power up, and transformed into a Super Saiyan God. Kazoki rolled his eyes upon seeing this. "You know full well that Super Saiyan God won't work. What can you do in this form since you can't do anything in the Omni Super Saiyan God?"
"...Very well, if i can't defeat you..." Y/N glared in Shiranui's direction. "I'll just take down your friend!"
Y/N jumped into the air and lifted his palm in Shiranui's direction. "Kagero/Sunshine Blaze!"
Y/N's body burst into flamme, as Kazoki facepalmed. "Damn it...now a Devil Fruit."
Y/N launched the Fire Blast in Shiranui's direction...only to be surprised when the black-haired boy lifted a hand and absorbed the Flame. Little by little, Y/N's Fire started to fade away until there is nothing left, with Shiranui closing his hand.
Kazoki and Shiranui watched Y/N falling of the sky with a scream, before landing on the tip of his sword. Y/N's eyes widened as he put his hands on his crotch before falling to the ground, holding his balls.
"...Okay, i'm confused now." Shiranui scratched his head. "Apparently, this guy seem to have a lot of power. But for some reason, he can't fight either of us correctly."
"Yeah, that's the thing with Comedic Relief: they only exist to make people laugh." Kazoki shrugged. "Anyway, with that out of the way, let's finish this."
"Stop right there!"
Without warning, several people appeared between the three opponents.
In front of Kazoki and Shiranui were a lot of girls. The former could reconize a lot of them: Yumi, Asuka, Katsuragi, Hibari, Ruby, Blake, Momo, Ochako, Kiana, Minori, Murasaki, Miku Izayoi, Origami Tobiichi, and so on.
Each of them take a stance, ready to start fighting.
"We won't let you hurt our boyfriend any longer!" Hibari said determinated.
"...Boyfriend?" Shiranui repeated confused.
Kazoki blinked twice, before he facepalmed. "Shit, i forgot about this."
Shiranui glanced at him. "What are you talking about?"
"Remember when i explained his backstory? Well, there is a detail that i forgot to talk about earlier." Kazoki lowered his hand and gestured to the army of girls. "Usually, when the student of Union Academy go on a Quest for Power, he end up getting a Harem with girls of different Worlds, some of them even being students from Union that were nice to him or those who bullied him, and were forgiven."
"...Harem?" Shiranui blinked confused. "You mean...that he's in relationship with all those girls?!"
"Yeah." Kazoki comfirmed, before turning back toward the army. "Usually, this is the part where you're told to step aside, but since we all know that it won't happen, i just have one question...you want to fight us at the same time or two-on-two?"
Ruby Rose take Crescent Rose (a red Scythe that change into Sniper) and take a stance. "You'll be fighting us all!"
Kazoki take a stance before lifting Nahema. "Very well..."
Ruby's eyes widened upon seeing the Sword. The others were about to fight when...
"SO COOL!!!" Ruby suddenly appear in front of Kazoki, much to everyone's shock, before speaking very fast while inspecting the Sword. "Whatkindofswordisthatwhatcanitdowhydoithaveagemonitcanitshootlaserbeam-"
"...Oh, right. Ruby is a huge Weapon fanatic." Kazoki remembered.
"Ruby! Focus!" Blake shouted, making the silver-eyed girl blink.
"...Oh, right!" Ruby regained her composure before coughing. "Ahem...we're going to avenge our boyfriend!"
"Technically, we didn't do much. He literaly brought this one himself." Kazoki pointed out. "And he should be thanking us. We got rid of one of his biggest weakness..."
"Regardless of the reason, we won't let you have your ways!" Murasaki said seriously, something that is strange for anyone knowing her.
"S-Stop it..." Y/N groaned, making the others turn toward him, as he slowly get up, still holding his balls. "Th-This is my fight...i-i got this."
Yumi run to his side, followed by Katsuragi. "Don't be so reckless! As you are now, you can barely stand!"
"She's right!" Katsuragi nodded. "Leave this to us!"
Y/N shook his head and pushed them away. "I told you that i go-"
Boing! Boing!
Y/N stopped talking upon realizing that his hands have grabbed something soft. He looked over and is shocked. Y/N's hands were gropping Katsuragi and Yumi's breasts respectively. Yumi's eyes widened in shock while Katsuragi is surprised, before a sly smirk came to her face. The rest of the girls were equally shocked.
"...Did...Did he just...?" Shiranui asked completely dumbfounded.
"Yeah...yeah, he did." Kazoki comfirmed, not really surprised by the situation.
After all, if this guy has an Harem...what are the chance that something like this wouldn't happen?
"Ohhhhh?" Katsuragi smirked teasingly. "Even in a time like this, you can't resist us, you naughty boy~"
"W-What?!" Y/N let go of them and backed away nervously. "I-I didn't mean to do this!"
"You...pervert!" Yumi exclaimed angrily, covering her exposed chest with a blush on her face. "Of all the time...you decided to grope us during a battle?! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Y/N gulped. "I-It was an accident!"
Y/N turned toward the rest of his girlfriends. "You believe me...right?"
Asuka and the others only glared at Y/N. Apparently, none of them believe him at all.
"...Does this kind of thing always happen with Shido Itsuka?" Shiranui asked, pointing at Y/N who desperately trying to convince his "Harem" that he didn't gropped Yumi and Katsuragi on purpose.
"Kinda." Kazoki comfirmed. "The only difference is that he didn't gropped anyone. Given that his girlfriends are Spirits, that might be for the best."
"Enough!" Asuka exclaimed, making Y/N flinch and bringing Kazoki and Shiranui's attention back to them. "We'll talk about this later. For now, if you truly think that you can defeat them alone...be our guest."
"But don't think that you're off the hook yet, mister." Momo said seriously, leaning foward until her soft chest is pressed against her boyfriend. "For now...you know what to do."
Y/N sweat-dropped, scared of Momo's look. "Y-Yes ma'am..."
Kazoki shook his head while Shiranui rubbed his neck, neither of them knowing what to say in this situation.
Y/N clenched his fists, his Super Saiyan God Aura becoming stronger. "KAIOKEN...X100!!"
A huge Crimson aura appeared around Y/N and merged with the Godly one, creating a huge Aura that could being seeing from anywhere. Y/N smirked, feeling the massive power increase in his body. "Now then...time to end this-"
CRACK!!!
Right before finishing his sentence, Y/N's muscle started to torn apart, with his entire body starting to leak blood. Y/N's face changed from cocky to painful, as his eyes started to bleed as well. He throw his head back and let out a scream filled with pure agony.
"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Y/N-KUN!!" Y/N's Harem shouted worried, gathering around the now crippled boy.
"Really? You know the risk of the Kaioken, and you decided to push it to x100 with the Super Saiyan God?" Kazoki asked before shooking his head. "You are an complet idiot."
"I kinda feel bad for him." Shiranui said with a expression filled with empathy upon seeing Y/N falling to the ground and rolling over.
"Don't be. He must likely be use to it." Kazoki said with a shrug. "That aside, it's ironic that the girls are worried about him given that they're planning to kick his ass later."
"Upset or not, they are still dating him. It's natural for them to be concerned." Shiranui reminded. Even though he was still against this whole polygamy thing.
"I guess so." Kazoki said.
Y/N groaned in pain as the girl do their best to heal him. However, the poor Saiyan wannabe still feel the side effect of the Kaioken x100, plus the hit on the crotch.
"...Maybe he would have stood a chance if he was an Super Saiyan Blue." Kazoki said before shooking his head. "Oh, who i am kidding? He would being even more humiliated!"
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!"
Kazoki, Shiranui, and the rest turned around and saw...the entire Union Academy present. Y/N weakly raised his head and scowled. "Union..."
The students and teachers have mixed reaction. First, they were surprised to see Y/N and his Harem. But at the same time, they were having joy upon seeing him crippled and on the ground. Second, they were confused at the presence of Kazoki and Shiranui, but some of them didn't think much of them, thinking of them as weaklings. Lastly, the rest of them were relived to see the girls, thinking that Y/N kidnapped/brainwashed them...ignoring that he didn't do either of those.
"What's going on here?!" All Might questioned.
"...Hello." Kazoki reached into his bag and pulled a Universal Reset. "And goodbye."
Kazoki pressed the button, and the next second, Union Academy is gone, much to everyone's shock. Then, Kazoki pressed the button again, and everyone from Union Academy were gone as well.
Yumi, Asuka, Katsuragi, Hibari, Minori, Murasaki, Ruby, Blake, Momo, Ochako, Kiana, and the others were surprised by this. But before they could say or do anything, their bodies glowed, and they were gone.
Now, all that was left are Kazoki, Shiranui, and Y/N in the middle of nowhere.
"W-What just happened?!" Y/N looked back and forth, before looking at the duo with anger. "What have you done to them?!"
"We send them back to their respective Universe." Kazoki said, much to Y/N's shock. "When i pressed this button, it reset everything that was part of this World. And we make sure to erase their memories of anything that happened in this one."
Y/N's eyes widened as he realized what it implied. "Then...that mean."
Kazoki nodded. "Yup, they forgot about you."
CRACK!!
Y/N's eyes were shadowed by his hair, feeling his heart breaking upon hearing this. "My vengeance...my Harem...no..."
Shiranui sweat-dropped at this. "This guy is hopeless..."
Kazoki nodded. "Agree...anyway, we've done what we came here for, so it's time to leave."
Shiranui nodded before tapping on his wrist, opening a Universal Portal. Kazoki and Shiranui stepped through in, before the portal close itself, leaving behind the now-empty Universe.
...This is similar to a previous Omake concerning Sony. A Comedy where Kazoki and Shiranui enter the Union-Verse and put a end to their Shenaningan.
As i already said, there is one Series in particular that i hate that is part of Union Academy, which is why it wasn't mentioned like the others (I still wonder why people keep using this Series).
I though that it would be funny for Kazoki and Shiranui to destroy Union Academy, given that it's mostly filled with fakes Heroes.
The battle against Y/N (Male Reader) wasn't originally part of this. But after thinking about it, i though that it would be hiliarious to see him having his ass kicked by Kazoki (and Shiranui). In fact, it almost made me want to change the title of the Omake to "Kazoki & Shiranui vs Y/N". By the way, in case you wonder how did Kazoki defeat Y/N...Plot Armor.
Once again, this Omake is mostly for comedic purpose, nothing more.
With that out of the way, i see you for the next Chapter.
Goodbye.