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Chapter 24

Chapter 16: Date & Movies

Date A Live: The Inversed Spirit & The Snarky Human

Location: Tengu City Square

Kazoki crossed his arms and tapped his foots in annoyance. "'Where is she? It's being 10 minute since i've arrived!"

Kazoki is wearing a black jacket with blue line over a white shirt and black pants, along with blue shoes.

(A/N: What Kazoki is wearing.)

Tenka has insisted to go on a Date with Kazoki after the incident with the Island. She told him to meet her in the Square during the morning. However, she hasn't arrived yet, making the boy impatient.

This better not being a prank, otherwise-

"I'm right here."

Kazoki turned around...only to be stunned by what he just saw.

Tenka is standing in front of him. However, her apparance is greatly different then usual.

Tenka is wearing a black shirt under a black leather jacket, and a black skirt with a black belt, on her feets were black boots. Around her neck is the same necklace that she always wear. However, the most striking feature about her is her hair. Instead of being tie like usual, it was let down, flowing behind her back.

(A/N: What Tenka is wearing.)

Kazoki couldn't believe his eyes. He already say that Tenka was beautiful before. Now? She looked like a godess.

The Snarky Human immediatly shook his head. What the hell was he thinking about?! This wasn't like him to be amazed by...anything.

Kazoki looked back at Tenka. "Let's get going."

Tenka nodded before the two of them walked side by side. After a moment, Tenka spoke up. "Hey..."

Kazoki looked at her. Tenka continued. "You seem to have something in mind...What it is?"

"Nothing." Kazoki shook his head. "It's just that it's the first time that i see you with your hair down."

"I wanted to try something new." Tenka replied before looking at Kazoki. "Does it bother you?"

Kazoki shook his head again. "Not really. It's just that i'm not use to it. You don't always change your hairstyle."

Tenka nodded at this. That was understable. Until recently, she always keep her hair in ponytail, similar to Tohka...except when she's sleeping. So Kazoki's confusion is understable.

"So, what do we do now?" Tenka asked.

"Well, maybe we can grab a lunch and see a Movie." Kazoki proposed before looking at an nearby building. "This one will do."

Tenka nodded before she walked with Kazoki to the restaurant nearby.

Location: Restaurant

Kazoki and Tenka sat up, with their respective orders in hands. The Snarky Human looked at the Spirit. "How about a burger? It's being a while since we've eaten one."

Tenka looked at the menus. "Hmm...it's true that the burgers look tasty."

"Okay, it's decided then." Kazoki put down the menu and snapped his fingers. "Butler!"

A butler arrived at their table. He looked at the two teens with a normal look, something unusual for a butler. "Yes?"

Kazoki put his money on the table. "Two burgers with fries."

The butler nodded before taking the money and called a maid. The maid came over and looked at the butler who gave her the menu. "Please, bring two burgers for them."

"What?" The maid blinked with confusion on her face. "I though we didn't have burgers today?"

Kazoki's eyes snapped open, before he glared at the butler with suspicion and anger on his face. "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, ARE YOU SCAMMING US?!!"

The butler flinched, becoming nervous open seeing people looking at them, before he let out a nervous laugh and looked at the maid. "O-Of course we do! It's in the back of the kitchen!"

The maid opened her mouth, before the butler quickly cover it and drag her away. "We'll get your orders right away, sir!"

Kazoki glared at the retrating pair. "They better not pull a fast one on us, after everything that happened, i'm not in the mood."

Tenka read the menus. Kazoki looked at her before doing the same. After a moment, he break the silence. "Hey, i have a question."

Tenka look up. Kazoki looked at her. "Why did you asked me on a Date exactly? I mean, of all the things, you choosen a Date."

"What do you mean? Do you have a problem with being alone with me?" Tenka asked seriously.

"I didn't say that. It's just that it's the first time that you asked something like this." Kazoki explained. "Not to mention that we always hang out...or even live in the same house."

"Perhaps. But beside that, we never do anything insteresting." Tenka replied. "When it's the case, we're always doing it with others people."

"...True." Kazoki nodded. "It's being barely a day since we've gone to this dumb trip, but it feel like months to me." He then realized what Tenka has said. "Wait, you wanted to be alone with me?"

Tenka froze. Then, she glared at Kazoki, not saying anything. Seeing this, Kazoki shook his head. "Honestly, you could have just said it, if that's what you want. It's not like i have anything better to do."

Before Tenka could reply, the butler arrived with two plates in his hands. He put them on their table. "Here you go."

Kazoki and Tenka looked at their plates with an dumbfounded look. On it were two pink sponges, aluminum, with a soap and strings from a mop. Kazoki glared at the butler before pointing at their 'foods'. "What is that?"

"Those are burgers, oblviously." The butler said.

"No, it's not." Kazoki bluntly said.

"Yes, those are delicious burgers. The best that we ever had." The bulter insisted.

"Do you think we're fools?!" Tenka questioned angrily, making the butler flinch. "We already saw burgers in the past, and they are nothing like this!"

"M-Miss! I can assure you that those are burgers! I have no reason to lie to you!" The butler said panicking, his earlier behavior vanishing upon seeing the Spirit angry.

Tenka narrowed her eyes, before taking her plate and show it to the butler. "Eat it then..."

"What?!" The butler's eyes widened in shock.

Kazoki frowned before taking his plate as well. "Good idea. If those are truly burgers, then you'll have no problem eating them. So do it."

The butler opened his mouth to answer, before Kazoki cut him off. "And if you refuse, we call your boss."

The butler's sweat nervously. He looked at the sponges in each plates before gulping. He grabbed one of them and put it in his mouth, before eating it...only for his face to turn green upon feeling the sponge in his throat. He swalloed it and give a weak thumb up. "D-D-Delicious."

"Good. By the way, since you eaten my burger, you own me money." Kazoki said, making the butler shocked.

"W-What?! B-But you're the one who told me to eat it!" The butler complained.

"You should have think about it before scamming us." Kazoki said before narrowing his eyes. "So here's your choice: either give us REAL foods, or you give us our money back."

The butler gulped. "I...okay, i see what i can do."

Kazoki let go of the butler who go back to the kitchen. Then, a voice is hear next to them. "Hey, mind if i sit there?"

Kazoki and Tenka looked to the side and see a man dressed strangely. His hair is brown, with a beard of the same color. He has a pair of sunglass that hide his eyes. He wear a brown vest with a white shirt and blue pants, along with brown boots. On his head is a bandana of the same color as his vest. Lastly, he has an guitard in his hands.

The man in front of them is a Hippie.

Kazoki frowned. Before he could open his mouth, the Hippie sit down next to them, much to his and Tenka's dismay. "We didn't say you could sit here."

"True, but you didn't say no either." The Hippie said before looking at the two of them. "Now, what is a nice couple like you two are doing here?"

"We're not a couple..." Kazoki said bluntly. If he has looked at Tenka's direction, he would have see her looking at him with a frown on her face.

The Hippie blinked. "Really? That's a shame. Because you two seem to be perfect for each others. And trust me, when it come to love, i know what i'm saying."

Kazoki leaned on his seat, hoping that someone would get their plates so that they can leave. Unfortunately, no one has arrived yet, which mean that they must be forced to listen this Hippie for a bit longer. "And you are...?"

"The name's Timmy!" The Hippie introduced himself. "One of the future stars of the entire world!"

Kazoki rosed a eyebrow. "Timmy? That's not a Japanese name."

Timmy nodded. "I was born in the USA, but after many works, i managed to get a tickey to Japan. Because to me, it seemed the perfect place to start my career. Actually, how about i sing you a song?"

Kazoki looked at Tenka. The Spirit only waved off, showing that it didn't matter to her. Kazoki looked back at the hipie and shrugged. "Sure, go ahead."

Timmy nodded before taking his guitar to play with it.

But then...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Timmy let out the most agonizing, painful, singing voice of all the time. Kazoki and Tenka's eyes buldge out of their pocket upon hearing this disasterous voice. Timmy played with his guitar. "Every single days~! It's a beautiful moment~! Why can't you make an Scoobydou~?! Scoobydou~! Please, give me a SCOOBYDOU~!"

Everyone who has the unforunate luck to hear the song became horrified by it. A woman desperately searched into her bag and pull out two handerchief before putting them on her ears. A baby is cry, hoping that the song stop. Two teenagers hold their ears in pain.

"Oh, hell no, i'm out of here!" A biker said before punching a window, breaking it, and jump across it.

"Make it stop!" A pregnant woman pleaded.  She was already in sour mood to wait for her baby, and this song wasn't helping.

"This is the worst dinner that i've ever had!" A rich man said outraged, before getting up and leaving the Restaurant, but not before leaving money on his table.

Tenka quickly put her hands on her ears, hoping to stop listening to this horrible song. "W-What is that?! There is no way that it can be a song!"

Kazoki gritted his teeths as he covered his ears. "And that idiot don't even realise it!"

Thinking fast, Kazoki grabbed a banana that was given to him earlier, peel it, and shoved it in the hipie's mouth. Then, Kazoki throw away the banana's skin, which was right in the way of a passing butler.

The butler screamed as he slipped on the banana's skin, making him throw the soup that he was holding in the air, before it landed on the table of a random old man. The latter smiled before taking a spoon. "Sweet! Free soup!"

Kazoki shook his head before looking at Tenka. "You know what? Let's get out of here. It's clear to me that this Restaurant don't know how to treat customers."

Tenka nodded. But before the two of them could get up, a hand gripped Kazoki's shoulder. "Not so fast..."

Kazoki turned around and see a man with sunglass, wearing a butler suit. Judging by the look that the butler and maid give him, he realised that he was the manager of the Restaurant. "What do you want?"

"I believe that the both of you have forgotten something important: paying us." The manager said seriously.

"And why should we give you money? Neither of us has received any foods!" Kazoki complained.

"Well...for threatning my butler, making him eat two plates filled with sponges, making another one of my butler trip on a banana, which allowed one of our customer to eat a free soup without paying anything, and lastly, to scare away the rest of the customers with your hipie friend!" The manager said irritated.

"First of, the butler has tried to scam us, so he deserved it." Kazoki replied annoyed. "Second, the hipie is not our friends. And third, we don't have enough money to pay for those."

"Oh?" The manager rosed a eyebrow. "That's too bad then, because none of you are leaving until someone has pay for the damages."

Kazoki frowned before the looked at the hipie, and gestured to the manager. Understanding the message, the hipie smiled. "How about i give you diamont?"

The man is taken back before he smiled. "Well, i would apreciate it."

The hipie put something in the manager's hands. The man look down and see...Chocolate bar in his hands. He frowned. "Is this a joke?!"

Looking up, the manager noticed Kazoki and Tenka leaving the place with the former dragging the hipie. Sighing, the man frowned. "I gotta get a better job..."

Location: Tengu City's Street

"This dinner was really the most fun that i've ever had." Timmy optimistly said.

"We don't have the same definition of fun." Kazoki said.

"While i would like to stay longer, i'm afraid that it's time for me to take my leave. I must go to sing in a Birthday Party." Timmy said before waving. "See you later!"

The hipie walked away, leaving behind Kazoki and Tenka. The former frowned. "I hope to never see him ever again!"

Kazoki sighed. "I would say the same thing, but considering that everyone in this City has generaly nothing better to do or don't have any imagination, it's very likely that we came across him again."

Tenka crossed her arms, deciding to changing of subject. "So, what should we do now?"

"How about we watch a Movie?" Kazoki proposed. "There is actually one that came out recently. I think that will interest you."

"What it is called?" Tenka asked.

"Deadpool & Wolverine." Kazoki said...only to realize something. "Wait a moment...didn't Takumi has claws similar to Wolverine back on the island?"

Come to think of it, Hoshi's suit also looked a bit similar to Deadpool as well...odd. No matter.

"Deadpool & Wolverine?" Tenka rosed a eyebrow. "What it is talking about?"

"It's about two Mutans from different Universe who team up to save every Reality." Kazoki explained.

Tenka sounded interested at the 'Mutant' part. "It is good?"

Kazoki put a hand on his chin. "From what i hear, this Movie bring billion of dollar in the USA. So it's probably great. The only way to find out it to see for ourself."

Kazoki anf Tenka decided to go to the Movie Theater, paying for two places before coming inside.

Location: Movie Theater

Kazoki and Tenka enter inside the room with a bag of popcorn in their hands. The boy looked at the Spirit with a rosed a eyebrow. "Did you really have to order the triple of the large?"

Tenka only glanced at him. "You mean like you ordered for one of the large portion of Chocolate?"

"...Good point." Kazoki admited.

"But i'm still annoyed that they didn't have what i asked for." Tenka said.

"At least, they have given you a big bag of popcorn. It's better then nothing, at least." Kazoki shrugged.

"Whatever you said." Tenka replied.

Kazoki and Tenka has sitten down in the second row. The screen turn on as everyone looked at it...only to see a man wearing a weird helmet on it. Much to Kazoki and Tenka's surprise.

"What? This look nothing like what you told me." Tenka said confused.

Kazoki frowned before he leaned foward and tapped the shoulder of a lady sitting in front of him, making her turn toward him. "Hey, what is that Movie's called?"

"The Aventure of Captain Computer." The woman replied.

Kazoki blinked twice before he gave a silence thanks and leaned back, only to facepalm, much to Tenka's confusion. "We are in the wrong room..."

"The wrong room?" Tenka repeated confused. "But i though that the Movie we wanted to watch was in this one?"

"Apparently, they made a mistake." Kazoki said before looking at Tenka. "Let's get out of here."

Tenka nodded. But right as they were about to get up, they hear the door slamming open. Everyone turned toward the source and see two people.

The first person is a huge guy who is a bit chubby but also has muscles in his arms. He has brown hair so short that made it seem like he's almost bald. He wear a grey coat and black pants with grey shoes.

The second person is a man who is so small that everybody would mistook him for a child. He's bald and wear the same clothings as the other guy, except that he has a brown bag in his arms.

The short guy opened his mouth to speak, when a man stood up from the fourth row. "It's those two again! Let's leave before they embarrase themself in front of us!"

The next second, everyone get up from their chairs and leave through the first door, much to the midget's dismay. "H-Hey! Don't leave!"

Ignored, the people leave the Movie Theater, leaving behind only the duo along with Kazoki and Tenka who has no idea of what's going on.

The duo stood there dumbfounded before they see Kazoki and Tenka in the second row. Walking over them, the midget open his mouth to speak only to be cut off by Kazoki. "If you're here for the Movie tickets, screw you."

"What?!" The midget said outraged. "Do you have any idea of who you're talking to?!"

"Not really." Kazoki shrugged.

"My name is Pitar!" The big guy exclaimed before pointing at his partner. "And this is Titi!"

"Zip it, Pitar!" Titi said in a irritated tone.

"...Your name...are Pitar and Titi?" Kazoki asked, making the two nod. "...I speak for everyone when i said that those name are retarded. And that's say a lot given that i meet people with retarded names in the past."

"HEY!!" Titi cry out annoyed. "At least, we don't have the same name as the guy...that...what was he called again?"

"A Jedi." Kazoki replied before frowing. "And unlike your, my name don't make me look like a joke." He quickly realised. "Hold on, how do you know about my last name?"

Titi pointed at Kazoki's hands, making the Snarky Human look down and see the bag of popcorn in his hands...with the ticket in which it was written "Kazoki Anakin's order".

"...Oh, make sense." Kazoki said before looking at the pair. "So, what do you want from us?"

"Give us your money!" Titi said seriously.

"...Really? Are you robbing us?" Kazoki said with a rosed a eyebrow.

"Yes!" Titi said annoyed, only to be confused when Kazoki facepalmed.

"Listen, pal, i'm going to try and be nice with you. You don't want to have a fight with me, especially with what just happened now." Kazoki said before pointing at Tenka. "And even if you defeat me, you're still gonna have to deal with Tenka, and she's far stronger then me."

"That's right. And unlike Kazoki, i don't show mercy." Tenka warned in a cold tone.

Titi laughed. "You think we're scared of you? Please! You're both teenagers and we're two adults! The outcome is clear!"

"First of, age don't matter when it come to experience." Kazoki said. "Second...you don't look like a adult yourself."

Titi's smug face is remplaced by surprise. "W-What?!"

"Stop right there, criminals!"

Kazoki, Tenka, Pitar, and Titi were surprised by the sudden voice. Looking over, they saw that it came from...the Protagonist of the Movie. The Hero glared at them from behind the screen. "Neither of you has any right to bother this couple, evil-doer! Leave them be or face my wrath!"

Kazoki and Tenka shared a dumbfounded glance. The Spirit glanced at the screen. "D-Did that Movie just talked to us? That isn't possible!"

Kazoki shook his head. "It isn't, indeed."

Also, did it called them a couple? They weren't dating!

"Hey!" Titi cry out, pointing at the screen. "Stay out of this, Movie!" He point at Kazoki and Tenka. "As for you...bring the money."

Tenka narrowed her eyes and lifted a finger. "I have a better idea."

To the criminals' shock, Tenka's fingertip glowed before a tiny purple sphere appear on it. The Inversed Spirit spoke in a cold tone. "Either you pay us the food that you throw away and leave us right now, or...i don't believe i need to tell you what will happen."

The two criminals looked at each others with a fearful look on their face, before they come to a decision...

Location: Prison

"You guys will stay here until you've learned respect!"

The cop slammed the door cell before walking away, leaving behind the unfortunate duo who stand there dumbfounded.

"...When we started our day, i didn't expect us to came across a weird teenager girl with superpower!" Titi said surprised.

"Me neither...and now we're back to prison." Pitar said before patting his friend on the back. "But hey, look on the bright side, this is far more better then cooking in a kindgarten kitchen!"

"Let's not get crazy..."

Location: Restaurant

Kazoki and Tenka were sitting next to each others, unlike the previous Restaurant.

"Well, this suck." Kazoki frowned with his hands joined and elbow on the table. "Not only we didn't see the Movie we wanted, but they didn't bother giving us back my money."

"...We can always go next time." Tenka said after a moment. Honestly, she wanted to watch that Movie. It sparked her curiosity.

"Maybe so." Kazoki nodded. "As long that there isn't two idiots to ruin it like those clowns from earlier."

A butler, who given them a juice each, hear their conversation.

"Let me guess, two guys called Pitar and Titi enter in the Movie Theater and wanted to rob you?" The Butler said, surprising them.

Kazoki blinked. "Yes...how did you know?"

"Everyone know those two." The butler explained. "They are thiefs who spend the majority of their life to steal what don't belong to them, only to fall miserably everytime. They see themself as great criminals, but they are in fact completely useless, especially the big one who is dumb. Once, they even try to rob a bank with bananas instead of guns."

"In other words...those two are complet joke." Kazoki concluded.

"More or less..." The butler said. "Anyway, do you want anything else?"

"No. We're good." Kazoki replied.

The butler nodded before he walked away. Kazoki and Tenka drinked their respective juice. Then, Kazoki looked at the Spirit. "So, what do you think of this world so far?"

Tenka look up. "Huh?"

"I'm just wondering what do you think of the world. It's being a while since you've got here, and...you know." Kazoki said.

"...I don't like this world, but i don't hate it either." Tenka said, looking down at her drink. "From those past days, i meet strange people. But for some reason, i don't hate them. Especially those ten couple."

"Ah, yes. Them." Kazoki remembered the people they came across on the Island. Mostly Misaro, Hyoki, Kazuya, and Yuki. "It's true that you don't see them everydays." He look at her. "Beside that, did you enjoyed the trip?"

"...I did." Tenka admited before looking down. "Mostly because of you..."

Kazoki blinked. "Did you say something?"

Tenka shook her head. "Nothing."

"ATTENTION!!"

Everyone, startled by the suddent shout, looked over and see a Truck opening itself. A man walk up in front of it and spoke up in a speaker. "Greeting! Today is the day where we sell the UltiMeatum! The first two customers get a special bonus!"

Many people get excited at this. Meanwhile, Kazoki and Tenka shared a confused glance. The Spirit pointed at the Truck. "What is a UltiMeatum?"

Kazoki shrugged. "Dunno. Never hear of it before."

A girl, who is right next to them, turned toward them surprised.

"You don't know what is the UltiMeatum?!" The girl said shocked.

"Nope/No." Kazoki and Tenka said at the same time.

"No way...this is the best Burger in the world!" The girl said excited. "It's a large Cheeseburger made by two Americans, cooked into a larger with two others deep fried burgers for bun." She put her hands on her mouth upon thinking of the food in question. "And there are layers of cheese and others buns inside of it. And let's not forget the...Himalayan Ketchup."

"Himalayan Ketchup?" Kazoki rose a eyebrow. "That sound a bit hard to believe."

"Maybe so, but it's the truth." The girl said.

"She's right." A boy spoke up. "I have a friend that told me that if you order the Idaho style, they give you a UltiMeatum Burger with a whole bag of chips in it."

"Anyone who don't eat one..." The girl crossed her arms before spreading them. "Is a chump!"

Kazoki looked interested. True be told, something like this sound too hard to believe. However, after everything that happened until now, maybe it wasn't impossible that this kind of thing existed. "Tenka, how about we check it out? If we're lucky, maybe we'll get a taste of those Burgers."

Tenka nodded. "I must admit, this perked my curiosity."

Kazoki get up and run toward the Truck. Surprised, Tenka do the same. At one point, Kazoki jumped on the wall and passed by the others, with Tenka pushing people out of her way, making them bump into people, which ended up tripping many of them. Kazoki and Tenka arrived before everyone else.

"Congratulation." The man said, not bothering to show optimist. "You two are the first person to receive the UtiMeatum Burgers. As such, you're going to receive a bonus."

Everyone groaned, not believing that they lost their chance to get the bonus. Kazoki and Tenka waited to see what it will be. The man raised his hand. "And that bonus is...two Super UltiMeatum Burgers for each!"

"WHAT?!" Everyone shouted in disbelief.

"Super UltiMeatum?" Kazoki repeated confused.

"Long story short, it's like the UltiMeatum Burgers. Except that you can add others toppings." The man replied.

"Cool." Kazoki nodded. "In that case, i'll take blue cord, bacon, ham, cheese, and steak with it. All this on the Idaoh menus."

"I'll take the same thing." Tenka replied.

The man nodded before he prepared the orders. A few minutes laters, he finally arrived with their orders. "Congratulation. You two are the first person to eat the UltiMeatum Burgers of this year."

Kazoki pay the orders and he walk away with Tenka. A boy watched them walking away and sighed. "Damn. Some people are just more luckier then others."

Another boy nodded. "True. But at least, we'll get our turn. I feel bad for whoever don't have any money to buy this."

Kazoki and Tenka keep walking, passing by a fat guy who looked at their orders with a surprised look, and a bit jealouse because he don't have enough money to pay for those.

(A/N: It's the fat customer from Chapter 4.)

The fat customer blinked dumbfounded...before he let out a stunned scream. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

(A/N: Imagine Mr. Krabs from Spongebob in the Episode "Knock Knock who's there?".)

Location: Tengu City Square

Kazoki and Tenka sat down before looking at their lunch. Tenka cocked her head. "Let's find out why those things are so well liked."

Kazoki nodded. "Better not dissapoint us."

Kazoki and Tenka bit their respective burgers...before finding themself overwhelmed by the unique taste of the Sandwich in their hands. It was so...marvelous.

"...Amazing..." Tenka said with awe in her voice. "I already eaten a lot of foods in the past, but this is nothing compared to this..."

"...I can taste Himalaya...which is strange given that i've never being in this country." Kazoki said amazed.

Tenka bitten more of her Burger, enjoying the wonderful taste. "This is the best thing i've ever tasted!"

Kazoki nodded. "Agree. I feel bad for the idiots who missed their chance to eat those Burgers."

Meanwhile, in another Universe

Benson is sitting on a car, eating two Ultimeatum Burgers who belong to Mordercai and Rigby, with the latter watching in shock. Benson smiled. "You know, you guys were right all along. These burgers are outstanding."

Benson eaten the last burgers, much to Mordecai and Rigby's horror upon seeing their boss stealing the foods they have risked their job to get.

"Oh, wait, you guys didn't get to have one." Benson said with fake surprise before his face changed to an apathetic one. "That's too bad. Apparently, they only make these once every 100 years. Which is about how long it will take you to finish cleaning out Skips' garage."

After that, Benson driven away, leaving behind the poor slackers who will never have the chance to eat the Ultimeatum Burgers ever again, especially after Rigby accidently killed the two chef during the fight against the Holograme.

Back with Kazoki and Tenka

Kazoki wiped his mouth, finishing the last bit of burger. "Tasty. We need to be there the next decade."

Tenka sucked the ketchup out of her finger before nodding. "We're definitively returning."

Kazoki and Tenka get up, walking away from the Square. On the way, Tenka turned toward Kazoki. "Hey..."

"Huh?" Kazoki looked at the Spirit.

"Tell me more about yourself." Tenka said.

"What? Why do you want to know?" Kazoki asked.

"Because we've being living together for a long time, and beside the fact that you love seeing my pet, Shibo, suffer, there is not much i know about you." Tenka replied, with curiosity in her eyes.

Kazoki say nothing for a moment, before he sighed and ruffled his own hair. "Well...there is not much to know. The only thing i can say is that i grow up in a City filled with Restaurant."

Tenka cocked her head. "A City...filled with Restaurant?"

"Yeah, i know, that's pretty weird." Kazoki waved his hand. "But it's not great as it sound like. Before you ask why i don't like to be in a place where i can get a lot of foods, it's because the price are expensive. Apparently, half of the Restaurant in the City are competiting with each others, and to make sure that they don't lost, they sell foods with the highest price. And guess who live among the one who sell the most?" He pointed at himself. "Me."

Tenka put a hand on her hips. "So you mean to tell me that you weren't able to pay for any of those Restaurant near of your House?"

"I'm afraid so." Kazoki comfirmed before looking down. "The saddest part is that when someone finally decided to make a exception, they were fired from their boss. Talk about unfairness."

Kazoki feel a hand ruffling his hair. Looking over, he see Tenka petting him with a stoic look on her face. "There, there...it's alright now."

"...Are you trying to make me feel better or are you mocking me?" Kazoki asked with annoyance in his voice, lifting Tenka's hand off his head.

"I'll let you guess..." Tenka smirked before realizing something. "You didn't say anything about your parents. Why is that?"

"...I don't have parents." Kazoki said, surprising Tenka. "Not anymore, at least."

"...How...did it happened?" Tenka asked in a careful tone, something that is new for her given that, like Kazoki, she wasn't afraid to say what is on her mind.

"My dad has a lot of trouble back home, so he made a deal with a Gangster." Kazoki said with a frown. "Unfortunately, he lived with dishonest people. They didn't hesitated to make his life a misery. As result, he wasn't able to give the money on time. The Gangster learned about it and...you can guess what happened. As for my mom..."

Kazoki closed his eyes as memory came to his mind. A woman with black hair, laying on the bed with a soft look on her sick face. She looked ahead with the most loving look that anyone could give...he could feel her hand on his head, followed by a angelic voice. "My baby~"

Crush!

Kazoki's hand crushed the paper he was holding without realizing. Tenka is surprised to see this. But before she could say anything, Kazoki spoke up once more in a voice filled with bitterness. "...Heartbreak."

Tenka looked completely confused. "What?"

"Once, a person told me that when two person love each others dearly, their hearts became one...and i discovered that it was true with my parents." Kazoki said, closing his eyes. "My mom loved my dad, more then anyone on this world. So when she learned that he passed away...something inside of her broke. Before we both know it, she got sick. As days passed, her condition didn't get better. And then...she was gone." He let go of the paper in his hands. "After that, i was handed over to a Teacher who raised me until i was a teen and...you know the rest."

...

...

Tenka is surprised to hear this. She...never though that her roommate (Friend) would have this kind of past. She remembered Kazoki's look at the island. Now, she understood everything. He missed his parents.

For a moment, Tenka though about what would happen if Tohka die, but right as the though inter her mind...she feel her hear aching. Just the though of it is enough to make her feel hurt. She don't know what would happen if she lost her sister.

"I...didn't know that...anyone would die from losing another person." Tenka said after a moment of silence.

"Trust me, Tenka. You'll be surprise of how much a heartbreak can do to you." Kazoki said before lowering his head.

There is nothing but silence as the two stand there. Then, Tenka wrapped her arms around Kazoki's surprising him. "Ten-"

Tenka put a finger on Kazoki's lips. "Don't say anything. Just...don't."

Tenka lowered her finger and hugged Kazoki. After a short moment, Kazoki slowly hug her back. The two stand there in silence as they keep in each other's arms.

After what feel like a eternity, Kazoki and Tenka parted away. The Snarky Human looked at the Spirit with a nod. "Thank you...i mean it, this time."

Tenka nodded back. "You're welcome..."

"I think that you're the first person with who i talked about it." Kazoki admited. "It's not easy to remember those kind of things."

"I guess so..." Tenka said before a though came to her mind. "Hey...if you don't mind me asking, what they were like?"

"...My mom...was a bit like Tohka...except that she's more mature." Kazoki said after a moment. "When it come to others, she's always friendly and want the best for others. She was so kind that only a black-hearted person would hate her. As for my dad...he was goofy, it's rare to have a serious conversation with him. I still remember when he told me that the Chiness are Secret Agents from another Planet." He let out a chuckle at this. "Mom told me that it was one of the reason of why she fell in love with him: because he's always optimist."

Tenka looked interested at this. From what he told her, Kazoki's parent's seem completely different from him. Then again, she and Tohka were different from each others despite being sister.

"I just wish that we could be in a different City at that time." Kazoki said, his mood changing. "Then again, i'm not sure if Japan was a better choice with all the Spacequake and others things."

"Wait...you mean that you weren't born in Japan?" Tenka asked confused.

"Not really." Kazoki shook his head. "Not everyone are raised or spend their childhood in the same City. As i grow up, my caretaker decided that i would get a better education in another Country. So he decided to send me to Tengu City, where i got my house through a contest."

Tenka crossed her arms. "So, where did you lived then?"

Kazoki lifted a finger. "Actually, my former home was-"

"YOU TWO!!!"

Startled, Kazoki and Tenka looked behind them and see a man with a suit walking toward them. He has green hair and a pair of sun glass. He pointed at the two of them. "You two are perfect for it!"

"...I'm sorry, what?" Kazoki asked confused, with Tenka being equally lost.

"I believe that introduction are in orders." The man pushed his glass and smiled. "My name is Nobunaga Shizuka. I'm one of the directors in charge of producting Movies at Euroto Studios."

"Euroto Studios?" Kazoki repeated.

"That's right. Me and my comrade are concurently planning to make a Cinematic Universe, or a Series of Movies if you want. But before that, we're looking for people who have experience when it come to either acting or having unique skill." Nobunaga explained. "And i believe that your friend over there has what it take to be part of it."

Kazoki rosed a eyebrow. "Really?"

"Of course!" Nobunaga pointed at Tenka who looked confused. "All you need to do is look at this girl, and instead of seeing a normal high school teenager, you have a Princess Warrior who is ready to fight any battles with pride and honor."

Tenka wasn't sure how to feel about the compliment. It feel different when it's not from Kazoki. Speaking of...

"I'm confused about something." Kazoki admited. "If you're only interested in Tenka, why do you also want me to be part of it?"

"Because while it don't seem like it, i can see that you also have potential kiddo." Nobunaga replied before adding. "That, and one of the Movie we are making need two people of different genders as the lead." He smiled and take two cards out of his pocket. He gave them to Kazoki and Tenka who looked confused. "Come to visite us when you have the time, so that you can try. I promise you that you won't regret it. Goodbye!"

On those words, Nobunaga take his leave, leaving behind the two dumbfounded Human and Spirit.

"...What just happened?" Tenka asked confused.

"We got offered a job." Kazoki said. "But i didn't expect it to be about a Cinematic Universe. Weird."

"What exactly is a Cinematic Universe?" Tenka asked.

"Basically, it's a Series of Movies that is centered around a bunch of Characters who live different Adventures, and all live in the same Universe, thus the name." Kazoki explained. "It's more or less similar to Tv Show, the difference is that instead of lasting 11-24 minute, it last between 2 or 3 hours."

"...I wasn't aware that we can be in a Movies." Tenka said.

"How do you think Movies are made?" Kazoki retorqued.

"...Good point." Tenka replied before looking at the cards. "...So, do we pay them a visite?"

"Sure. We don't have anything better to do right now." Kazoki said.

Later

Location: Euroto Studios

It was hard to find, but the duo make it.

Kazoki and Tenka find themself in front of a huge studios. It was so big that it almost seem like a small city rather then a building.

"This is what a Studio is usually like?" Tenka asked, impressed by the size of the place.

"No...at least, from what i know." Kazoki said, equally impressed. "But no matter. We should find the door that lead to the inside."

After looking around, Kazoki find a door and walk up toward it, knocking a few time. A few moment passed before a man open it.

"Yes?" The man said.

"We were invited by a man named Nobunaga Shizuka." Kazoki said. "He asked us to pass by."

"And how do i know that it's not a lie?" The man asked. "Unless you have a prove."

"We don't have any reason to lie. But if you insist." Kazoki searched in his pocket and showed the card, with Tenka doing the same. The man blinked twice.

"Those are real...you're free to pass." The man said before stepping aside, allowing the two to enter.

Location: Main Room

Kazoki and Tenka looked around, see many people who were working separatedly or together. A man passed by them while pushing a cart.

"I never though i would see something like this..." Tenka said taken back.

"It's the first time that i see a Studio, but it's different then what i imagined." Kazoki said.

"Excuse me!"

Kazoki and Tenka turned around and see someone walking toward them, with two person following them. Once they arrived, the two of them could see what they looked like.

The first person is a pretty woman with blond hair and blue eyes. She wear a business suit.

The second person is a man with brown hair and indigo eyes. He wear a pair of glass, a red shirt, green pants, and black shoes.

The last person is also a man with brown hair and indigo eyes. He wear yellow shirt and purple pants, with black shoes.

They both noticed that the two man looked similar to each others, except that the first one is a bit more chubbier then the other one.

"I'm sure that you two aren't supposed to be here." The woman said.

"Yes, we know. But Nobunaga given us cards and we got permision to enter!" Kazoki said, not wanting to have the same thing to happen a few minutes ealiers.

"Oh?" The woman cocked her head. "So you must be the two 'potential' then."

"What are you talking about?" Tenka asked.

"Earlier, Nobunaga-san passed by and told us that he meet two people who could be great adition of our Cinematic Universe." The woman explained. "He also said that he prepared suits to celebrate this."

"...Making a lot of assumption here." Kazoki commented.

"My name is Hinako." The woman introduced herself before pointing at the two young man. "And those are Hayato and Ayato. Two brothers that works on the costumes of the Characters."

Hayato, the chubby one, and Ayato, the other one, talked to each others, not noticing the duo.

"This is the place where you make Movies?" Tenka asked.

"Indeed. Everyone is putting a lot of efford to make a great Story through the screen." Hinako said, gesturing to the others in the room. "Making a Movie require a lot of works and time. Which is why we have many people working with us."

"Considering the time it took to make Spider-Man Movies, she's not exactly wrong." Kazoki though to himself.

"Why is the Studio's so big?" Tenka asked.

"As result to some Event that i will spare you the detail, Nobunaga has decided to take another direction." Hinako said, remembering several detail in the past. "To make the Movies more impressive and to give them life, we make the Studio bigger and hired more employers."

"You know, for a single Studio, it there is a lot of thing happening right now. It make me wonder if it's truly one." Kazoki said.

"At least, we are an ACTUAL Studio, unlike those who call themself 'Dizned'." Hinako replied.

Kazoki rose a eyebrow. "Don't you mean...'Disney'?"

Hinako shook her head. "No, you hear perfectly. There is a Studio who decided to call themself 'Dizney'. They wanted to make a Disney Studio, but they were scared to be sued by the company itself, so they decided to make a Studio with a similar name."

Kazoki frowned. "Well, this suck."

Hinako nodded. "Agree."

Hayato and Ayato finally turned toward them...only to freeze upon seeing Tenka.

The two brother studied Tenka from head to toes. After a moment, they shared a glance and nodded to each others. They turned back toward the Spirit and pointed at her. "You'll do it!"

Tenka frowned in confusion. "...What?"

Ayato pulled a suitcase out of nowhere. "We created this suit for our next Movie, and we think that this will suit you well!"

Kazoki rosed a eyebrow. "Are you sure?"

Ayato handed the suitcase to Tenka who take it. "Positive. Open it and you'll see."

Tenka opened the suitcase and see the outfit...only for her to be dumbfounded by what she saw.

The clothings in their hands is composed of a black sport bra and purple short. Along with black gloves and boots. They leave little to imagination.

"Those clothings are inspired from Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy VII." Hayato explained with a proud look on his face. "Me and Ayato decided to improvise the wardrobe of the Heroine, to give her a look that say 'I'm a sexy warrior and i'm proud of it'! We also decided to keep it as surprise for the boss and the rest."

"And you'll notice that unlike the one from Lockhart, those outfit are more comfortable for the owner." Ayato concluded with a proud smile. "What do you think?"

Kazoki facepalmed. "Idiots."

Tenka's eyes twiched at this. "Is this a joke?!"

Hayato and Ayato flinched. Tenka slammed the suitcase and throw them at the two idiots, knocking them on the ground. Hinako held another suitcase. "If you don't like it, maybe you should try this one. They were designed by Nobunaga himself."

Tenka grabbed the suitcase and glared at the woman. She walked away followed by Kazoki. Hinako looked at the two on the ground. "You have to admit, you've brought this on yourself."

Location: Main Room

"I can't believe that those clown though about making me wear this kind of thing!" Tenka said annoyed.

"You do realize that your Astral Dress don't leave much to imagination either, right?" Kazoki pointed out, making the Spirit pause.

"...Shut up." Tenka muttered annoyed. "Why are the Humans-" She paused before looking at Kazoki. "...Why are some Humans so..."

"Weird? Creepy? Horny? Retarded?" Kazoki guessed.

"I was going to say feeble-minded." Tenka said.

"I don't see what it has to do with now, but whatever." Kazoki said. "For some unknown reason, some of them think it's a good idea to do things that none of them do. For example...actually, i don't have one, but you get the idea."

"You don't seem to have apreciation toward your own race." Tenka noted.

"It's not about my race in general, it's mostly about this city." Kazoki said, making Tenka confused. "I'm not sure if you have noticed, but at least 90% of this city are complet asshole."

"You mean like you?" Tenka rosed a eyebrow.

"Shut up!" Kazoki snapped, making Tenka smirk. "I'm nothing like those hypocrite!"

Tenka's smirk vanished. "Hypocrite?"

Kazoki became confused. "Wait...you don't know what it mean?"

"I don't think that you or anyone else explained anything to me." Tenka said.

"I see..." Kazoki said, before rubbing his chin to think of how to explain. "To make is simple, a hypocrite is someone who accuse you of to be what they are, and they hate you for doing the exact same thing as them."

Tenka cocked her head. "For example...?"

Kazoki sighed. "Okay...let's say that i've killed people, and i don't feel guilty about it. Then, YOU do the exact same thing, and i call you a murder, even though i have done the exact same thing. This is hypocrisy."

"So, you mean to tell me that those 'hypocrites' are people who judge you for doing the same things as them?" Tenka said.

"Basically." Kazoki nodded. "And trust me, there is nothing more irritating then an hypocrite person. But you know what is worse?" Tenka shook her head. "It's those who don't bother hiding their hypocrisy. Would you like for someone to judge you for doing something they have done as well?"

Tenka frowned. "...No."

Kazoki nodded. "There you go...anyway, as i said before, i'm nothing like those hypocrites in this city. Some of them pretend to be what they're not, while others don't care. And that's really irritating for me."

"...You came across those person in the past?" Tenka asked.

"Yeah, but i wish i didn't." Kazoki said. "Before the incident with Kurumi Tokisaki, i hear about a trio who hate cats. Some people complained about them, but they never did anything to stop them. The worst part is that apparently, they didn't bothered to report them to police. Descrimination against animals is a crime." He frowned. "I even came across them once, a few days before i tried to join a club. I beat them down, and they didn't insisted. Before you're asking, it happened before our meeting."

Tenka frowned. "...What happened to this trio?"

Kazoki shrugged. "Not a clue. They vanished from the rest of the Earth right after Kurumi's transfer into our class. If i have to take a guest, she must have killed them or they die from a Spacequake."

"I see..." Tenka said.

"Anyway, let's see what is in the suitcase." Kazoki said, with the Spirit turning toward the suitcase.

Tenka opened the suitcase, showing inside the costume that was mean for her. When she saw what it was inside of it, she was surprised.

Inside of the suitcase is a pair of outfit similar to her Astral Dress! But there was several difference. Instead of being a revealing dress with a long skirt, it has a purple shirt with black sleeves. With purple short that has long black panthyose, dark purple gloves, and black boots.

With those clotches were a black and purple mask that covered a entire face, except for the mouth.

On top of the outfit is a note with written on it 'Dark Princess'.

"W...How could that be?!" Tenka asked completely lost. "This look exactly like my Astral Dress!"

"It's a weird coincidence, indeed." Kazoki nodded. "How about we ask him?"

"...We will when we meet him again." Tenka said.

The two of them hear a crazy song that made them cringe. Turning around, they see a familiar face. Kazoki frowned. "Oh no, not him again!"

Timmy is seeing playing with his guitar on a table, surronded by many people who wanted to see what's happening, and singing another dumb song. "Latania, Donkey Kong~ Latania, Donkey Kong~"

Little by little, people walked away from the Hippie, not wanting to listen any longer.

"Latania...Donkey Kong..." Kazoki frowned. "And here i though that he couldn't do any worse."

Location: Kazoki's House

Kazoki and Tenka enter inside of the House. The former dropped the bag near the door, and the latter looked at the mask that Hinako gave her.

"...Tenka Yatogami...the Dark Princess..." Tenka muttered as she studied the mask, seeing her reflection inside the place where the eyes should be.

She has a lot of question about this outfit, for example why it look like her Astral Dress. But she has to admit...it look good.

Maybe being actor don't seem so bad.

To Be Continued

So, here's the Date between Kazoki and Tenka. It also gave me a chance to extend Tengu City. Not to mention adding new cast that will be part of Kazoki and Tenka's stories.

I'm sorry for not updating lately, but there is a reason for that. You see, there is a Universal Festival in Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2. I'm trying my best to be among one of the hundred first so that i could receive a special reward (Aura). But given that it's a match against nearly everyone in the world, it's easier said then done, especially with the Japanese being in advance compared to the rest, or even those who play while others are asleep. But don't worry, it will end in two weeks. That and writter block.

Also...i've being gaining weigh during Summer, and i'm trying to lose them.

The UtiMeatum is from Regular Show. Speaking of which, hope you liked the Cameo in this Chapter.

In case anyone's wondering, Pitar and Titi (The two thiefs) won't be Antagonist. They're mostly here as Comedic Relief.

The part with Kazoki and Tenka being hired as actors is something that came to my mind at one moment. After all, i don't think there has being any Spirit who became Movie Actors. For Tenka, it won't bother her as long that she's given a role that suit her, like an Fighting Princess for example. As for Kazoki's parents...it was improvised, to give him a backround and to explain why his Family is not present. Not gonna lie, i feel a bit emotional while i was writting this part.

And yes, the name of Nobunaga is a reference toward the Actor who voice Shido Itsuka.

By the way, in case you didn't know, there is a One-Shot with Kazoki and Yuki from Senran Kagura. However, the Kazoki of this One-Shot is far different from the one of this Story. In fact, he's more or less similar to Kazuya. Feel free to check it out when you have the time.

Before leaving, here's a Omake. A particular one.

(Omake: Saving the Spider-Man Cinematic Universe)

Location: Sony Studios

The camera show the door of an office that was opened, with a voice that is hear inside of it. Inside the office are two young man with black hair. However, there are notable difference between them.

The first one has black hair with blue streak and blue eyes, normal skin color, and an focused look on his face as he write on some papers.

The second one has pure black hair and blue eyes, pale white skin color, and an confused expression as he sat on the table next to the other boy with both of his hands on it.

Those boys are Kazoki and Shiranui respectivaly, two people from different Universe.

Shiranui watched as Kazoki looked at several fills on his hands. "Can you remind me of why are we here again?"

"Simple. We're here to do what those idiots at Sony can't bring themself to do: fixing their mess." Kazoki replied with a mix of annoyance and seriousness. However, it wasn't aimed at the other boy, but at the people he just mentioned.

"...You're gonna have to explain to me what you're talking about. Because in case you don't remember, we're not from the same Universe." Shiranui reminded.

Kazoki sighed before putting the papers down. He joined his hands together. "In my Universe, and probably some others, there is a Fictional Universe, who is mostly made of Comic Books, called Marvel. In this Universe, there are several Super Heroes that people are fans of. Iron Man, Captain America, Wolverine, and lastly, Spider-Man. As years passed, they managed to make Movies about those Characters that bring them a lot of money. Especially Spider-Man."

Shiranui blinked. "Okay, but what does this 'Sony' has to do with Marvel?"

"I was getting there." Kazoki said before continuing. "For several reason, Marvel decided to sell the rights of their Characters to several studios so that they could make Movies. Spider-Man was bough by Sony." He looked at the papers on the table. "At first, they managed to make a Trilogy, but after several plan for a fourth Movie, they decided to reboot the Series, only to cancelled it again after the second Movie. So they make another reboot, but this time, they make it alongside Marvel Studios, another Studios who make Marvel Movies." He frowned. "However, Sony decided to make another Cinematic Universe, but instead of focusing on Spider-Man, they decided to make Movies about the Characters that are connected to him, mostly Villains."

"...I don't see how is that a bad thing." Shiranui said.

"It's a bad thing because none of those Movies are directly connected to Spider-Man!" Kazoki said annoyed. "They use the Characters of the Spider-Man Franchise without even a good Story to tell! Honestly, the only one that are worth watching is the Venom Trilogy, and that's mostly because he and Eddie are the first one that started all...and also because he's the only Character of the Cinematic Universe who is accurated to his Comic counterpart. The rest of them? It's a disaster that make you wonder if the producer of those Movies are childrens."

"Aren't you exagerating?" Shiranui asked.

"I wish!" Kazoki said. "After the second Venom Movie, they make a Movie about a Vampire that is so bad that it became a joke. After that, they make a Movie called 'Madame Web', which was supposed to be centered about a important Character among the Spider-Man's cast, and was supposed to be the start of a important Event, only to end up as an huge failured that make Morbius look like a Legendary Movie. Hell, even the actors themself hated that Movie, with one of them saying that they didn't want to be seeing in Madame Web."

Shiranui sweat dropped. "I see..."

Kazoki frowned. "Unfortunately, that's not the worst part. As said before, Sony make a contrat with Marvel Studio-"

"You never told me that." Shiranui interruped.

"...Well, now you know." Kazoki said, annoyed at the interruption. "Anyway, thanks to this contrat, Marvel Studios can make Spider-Man Movies inside of their Cinematic Universe. The problem is that Sony is very demanding when it come to either the Character or the Movie. Marvel Studios want to make a Street-Level Movie that will surely make a lot of money, while Sony desperately want to make a Multiversal Movie, because unlike Marvel Studios, they didn't learned from their mistakes. If they want to make a Multiversal Movie with Spider-Man, fine. But why does it have to be with the MCU version when they have three Spider-Man after No Way Home?"

"I don't really know..." Shiranui said, before a though came to his mind. "You said that Marvel sold them Spider-Man, correct? If that's the problem, why don't they buy him back?"

"I'm wondering the same thing." Kazoki admited. "But for some reason, they won't do so. I mean, they buy the X-Men Characters from Fox, why can't they do the same with Sony? After the success of Deadpool & Wolverine, they won't have any excuse to not do so." He looked at the papers on the table before taking them and reading it. "Unfortunately, Sony don't seem to be so kind to hand them over Spider-Man. They even go far to block the Spider-Man's Characters against Marvel Studios."

Shiranui cocked his head. "And what does that mean?"

Kazoki looked at him. "It mean that if they use a Characters of Spider-Man in their Cinematic Universe, Marvel Studios won't be able to include them in the MCU. And before you ask, the MCU, which stand for Marvel Cinematic Universe, is the name of the Cinematic Universe of Marvel Studios."

Shiranui is surprised. "What? Why would they do that?"

Kazoki sighed. "I wish i know...it's already bad enough that they seem to have a grudge against Spider-Man's fans, but to enter in a War against another Studio just for a single Character? What make it more stupid is that they are ready to recton the next Movie, despite sending Venom to the MCU during the Event of No Way Home and have him leaving a part of himself behind."

"Are you telling me that they are ready to ruin stories for the sake of Spider-Man?" Shiranui asked dumbfounded by what he just hear.

"Who know? When it come to Spider-Man, Sony are completely desperate." Kazoki bitterly said.

Shiranui rubbed the back of his head. He know that Company are quite messy, but he didn't expect to learn that some of them would mess up each others for the rights of a single Character. However, he still have a doubt. "You still haven't told me why are we here."

"I told you before, we are going to fix their mess." Kazoki said, before showing a paper to Shiranui. The latter take it and studie it, only to be surprised upon reading what is on top of the paper.

Spider-Man Cinematic Universe

Shiranui looked back at Kazoki with a surprised expression. "You're rewritting their plans?!"

Kazoki nodded. "Once those retarded gained money with everything that is on the papers, they will finally learn how to make good Spider-Man Movies."

"What Sony is doing bother you that much to the point that you're intruding their Studios to change their Scenario?" Shiranui asked dumbfounded.

"I'm being a Fan of Spider-Man for a real long time, and i won't let a stupid Company, that is mostly know for Video Games, ruining his Legacy, not when i can help it!" Kazoki said determinated before he rubbed the back of his neck. "Also...i've always wanted to visite a Studio."

"Even so, do you really think that this will work?" Shiranui asked with doubt.

"Even if it don't, it would be still better then what those idiots are doing." Kazoki shrugged.

If it work, they will finally get a Spider-Man Movies Series, if it don't, they will at least introduce Spider-Man in the SSU (Sony Spider-Man's Universe). Whatever happen, they win.

Kazoki's mind

Kazoki joined his hand togethers and smirked. "That's why i'm the Kingpin..."

Reality

...Kazoki watched too much Cartoon as an kid.

Shiranui looked at the papers again, and see all the Movies that were in.

Spider-Man Cinematic Universe

First Trilogy

Sony Spider-Man 1: The birth of a Hero

Sony Spider-Man 2: Power

Sony-Spider-Man 3: Responsability

Spinoff

Venom: The Lethal Protector

Black Cat: Game Start

Kraven: The Hunt begin

Sinister Six: Assemble

Miles Morales: The Heir

Spider-Gwen: United

Spider-Trio & Venom: Let there be Carnage

Second Trilogy

Sony Spider-Man 4: Black Suit

Sony Spider-Man 5: Battles Within

Sony Spider-Man 6: The Great Showdown

Third Trilogy

Spider-Man & Venom: Redemption

Spider-Trio: Destiny Web

Spider-Heroes: Spider-Verse

Shiranui looked back at Kazoki. "You planned 16 Movies?"

Kazoki shrugged. "Hey, Sony always plan to make a fourth Spider-Man Movie in each Series, what's the harm to have more?"

"I see." Shiranui look back at the paper, then back at Kazoki. "Why is the one with Black Cat is called 'Game Start'?"

"To be honest, i didn't have much ideas when it come to title, so i decided to throw the first one that come to my mind." Kazoki admited. "Plus, Black Cat love to play with Super Heroes."

Shiranui nodded. "And you're sure that people will like them?"

Kazoki sighed. "As said before, it will never be worse then those Spider-Man's Characters Movies. Beside, Spider-Man is present in them, so people will at least give it a chance."

"Alright..." Shiranui said before looking at the papers and raising a eyebrow. "But i'm confused by the fact that you called the first and second Trilogy Sony Spider-Man."

"Piss of! It's not my fault if good title are already taken!" Kazoki snapped annoyed. "Plus, it will help people to not mistook it with the MCU version."

"Whatever. I guess we can go along with this crazy plan of your." Shiranui put down the papers before looking at Kazoki sternly. "But i'm warning you: if we get caught or something goes wrong, i'm blaming you for this."

Kazoki waved of. "Everyone is gone for lunch break, what are the chance that someone came here-"

"STOP RIGHT THERE!!"

"!!!"

Kazoki and Shiranui looked to the side and see a elder man pointing a them angrily. "Who are you and why are you in my office?!"

Kazoki and Shiranui blinked before they shared a glance.

Minutes later

The man is tied up with his mouth being covered by paper. Outside of the office, Kazoki and Shiranui looked at each others, with the latter having a serious look. "I told you so..."

"Shut up..." Kazoki muttered irritated...before a old man bumped into him. "Hey!"

"Sorry, i wasn't looking where i was going." The old man said.

Kazoki rubbed the back of his neck, looking at the old man. "Yeah, i can see tha-"

Kazoki stopped talking upon noticing the old man's feature. He has grey hair with white on each side. He wear a pair of glass, and has a optimist look on his face. "You?!"

"Do i know you, young man?" The old man asked confused.

Kazoki slowly pointed at the old man with a shocked look on his face. "Y-You're Stan Lee?!"

"Oh, so you hear of me?" Stan Lee smiled. "I must say, it's nice to meet a fan once a while." He patted the Snarky Human on the back. "Always stay a true believer!" He walked away with his fist in the air. "Excelsior!"

Shiranui blinked confused as he looked between the retrating Stan Lee and the surprised Kazoki. "Who is that old man?"

"...He's the creator of Marvel." Kazoki replied, surprising Shiranui.

"Really?" Shiranui asked, with Kazoki nodding. "I didn't expect to came across the creator himself."

Honestly, Kazoki didn't expect it either. Then again, considering that Stan Lee is the King of Cameo, it shouldn't be a surprise that he would appear just like that. Then...the Snarky Human remembered something important.

Kazoki blinked before he lifted a finger. "Excuse me for a moment..."

Shiranui watched in confusion as Kazoki run toward another room. A few moment later, Kazoki came back.

Meanwhile

Two man were seeing inside of an officer. One of them is Avi Arad, the director of SSU, and the other one is the one who write the scenario of Spider-Man 4.

"So, it is ready?" Avi asked.

The man nodded before he gave Avi the script of the Movie. "Yes. Here are the script of the Multiversal Spider-Man Movie."

Avi Arad take it and read the script of Spider-Man 4...only to frown. "Wait a moment...this isn't what we've planned!"

"What do you mean?" The man asked confused.

"The Plot is about Spider-Man fighting Kingpin with Daredevil, not a Multiversal Movie!" Avi replied confused and annoyed.

The man is surprised. "What?! Then where is the original Plot?!"

"I don't know! There is at least more then one hundreded of those!" Avi said.

"...Then how do you know that the original Plot is missing?" The man asked.

"Because someone ripped out the page!" Avi yelled, showing the book in his hands, showing that an page was missing.

The man is shocked. "What?! Where did it go?!"

Meanwhile

Kazoki smirked as he held the missing script for Spider-Man 4 in his hands, before ripping it in half and put it in the trash can. "You're welcome, Spider-Man's fans."

Shiranui shook his head, not believing that all of this was happening. "You are so hopeless...so, are we done here or are you going to make another change?"

Kazoki put a finger on his chin, thinking if he forgot something, before he shook his head. "Nope, we're done here."

Shiranui nodded. "Good, let's leave then..."

Shiranui throw a Crystal on the ground, making a portal appear, before he and Kazoki walk up inside it and leave the Universe.

This Omake is not an personal attack toward any Studios. It's just a joke, nothing more. That being said, i won't deny that i wish that Sony actually stop screwing around and make interesting Spider-Man Movies. Or at the very least, introduce the Spider-Man that exist in their Universe.

I see somewhere on Youtube that Andrew Garfield declined to appear in the SSU. I don't know if that is true, but given the concurent state of Sony, and the decisions they all make right now, no one would have blamed him for that decision.

That being said, i hear that Marvel Studios has finally found a Director for Spider-Man 4: Daniel Destin Cretton. Given that Shang-Chi is a good and succesful Movie, maybe he will be the one to save Spider-Man 4. Even though it's now a Multiversal Movie instead of a Street-Level like everyone want. Apparently, they didn't listen to Wade about the Multiverse in D&W. The good news is that once the Saga is over, Sony will finally stop with the Multiverse nonesense. And Wilson Fisk will make his first apparition in an MCU Movie. Granted, we would have to wait four years, if they make a Trilogy and do the same as the previous one, but given that we've waited five years for Insomniac Spider-Man 2, i'm sure that we can do it.

By the way, in case anyone is wondering, the version of the Spider-Man Cinematic Universe in the Omake is a mix between Marvel Action Spider-Man and Insomniac Spider-Man, with elements from Raimi and Webb.

For Shiranui? He's the Protagonist of a separated Story i've make. I decided to put him because i though that him and Kazoki would make a good Duo in this kind of Scenario. It's kind of like those teaser with Deadpool & Wolverine before the Movie came out. It was kinda fun to make. It make me want to write more about the two of them in the Future.

Goodbye.

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