Chapter 4 : Kidnapping All Might...for fun!!!!

Yep...somehow the main character is going to do this...do we really need to explain why?

Its for the readers!

Koto is going to be making his debut as a villain! What better way to announce himself to the world than to take away its symbol of hope! Its...Symbol of Peace...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Or...at least...that's the plan... (;<

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[Tokyo, Japan. Might Tower]

*Ding*

Giant doors opened, revealing the shining silhouette of All Might through the steam that emanated from the hydraulics.

"I AM HOME!", All Might boomed to no one.

Silence greeted him from the penthouse. He walked in, the doors closing behind him with a hiss. Another thing that was hissing was the steam that was now coming off of All Might's body, revealing him in his skinny form with his hero costume hanging loosely on his body's frame. Skinny Might walked over to the kitchen. A small whirring sound could be heard as he made himself some coffee. A latte. He sighed, sipping his coffee. He moved from the kitchen, coffee in hand, over to a sofa. He sat down.

It had been a week since he received that message from the kid. Even though the police were alerted to look for them, they still couldn't find him. But one officer had actually encountered the kid playing "spy hero". Funny thing was the officer said that if it wasn't for his quirk Thermal Sight, he wouldn't have even noticed him. And the way he just disappeared even though he was in front of several dozen people. The kid with the scar definitely has some sort of stealth quirk.

Police combed through quirk koseki records, but there had been few instances of children between the ages of 5 and 10 with stealth quirks. None of them matched the description.

Skinny Might opened a laptop that was sitting on the coffee table in front of him, a present from a friend. He used the touchpad to swim through several articles and documents. News articles and headlines. Incident files. Villain profiles. Etc. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't find the kid. It was almost like he was a ghost. A ghost with white hair and a three scars going down his left eye.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiip*

Skinny Might set his empty latte on the table. He stretched before closing the laptop. He started to get up and -

*chop*

Skinny Might slumped back down on the sofa, knocked out.

"KO!!! Neck chop! I can't believe it woooooooorks! Yeah! Lets go!"

Koto did a quick look around. No one had heard him....he hoped.

"All right. I think its time for a speed run....just in case..."

He took a deep breath, slowly closing his eyes. The only sound in the stillness of the penthouse was the ventilation. Koto activated his quirk.

"Gotta go fast."

Koto's eyes shot open. The sound of the air moving through the vents suddenly dropped to an almost imperceivable low hum. Koto disappeared.

It was like a tornado had just entered the penthouse.

Things were flying everywhere and smashing against the walls. Koto, faster than a bullet at this point, swiftly wrapped up All Might in a cocoon of webbing using the spider wrist meme. He carefully left a space open so All Might could breath out of his nose and mouth. All of this, in an instant.

Koto stopped running. The mini tornado disappeared and everything that was flying through the air clattered to the floor. Koto felt dizzy from running in circles. But instead of struggling to stay upright, he just let himself plop onto the sofa. He lay there for about 5 minutes till the room stopped spinning.

After he got up he noticed the laptop, broken now, on the floor. Koto went to the bathroom and came back with a band-aid. He picked up what was left of the laptop, set it on the coffee table, and applied the band-aid. He activated his quirk.

Nothing happened.

"Oh well. At least I tried.", he sighed.

He looked back at All Might, still bound in the cocoon of webbing.

*snooooooore*

"..."

*snooooooore*

"..."

*snooooooooooooooore*

*Fwip*

Koto webbed All Might's mouth shut, the air now moving only through his nostrils. He'll probably be able to breathe fine. Probably.

Koto surveyed his surroundings.

"Alright. Now to escape!", he said to himself.

Koto pulled out a folded blue sheet of paper. Upper level blueprints of Might Tower. Koto scanned it for a few moments, then walked towards the wall facing the north. He looked up from the blueprints towards a wall with some Limited Edition All Might Figurines. He took one of the toys and put it in one of the hidden pockets inside his hoodie. Koto took the shelves off of the wall and set them to the side. All that was left was a wall made up of thin plaster.

*smash*

Koro smashed a hole in the wall, revealing a metal cabinet. The old laundry chute. Koto want back and dragged All Might to the metal cabinet and laid him just a few feet away. He opened the cabinet, peering down the dark chute, till he saw a tiny dot at the very bottom.

*Fwip*

Koto shot a long cable of webbing down the chute till it hit the bottom. Koto detached the web cable from his wrist and held it as he shot another one upwards towards the top of the chute. It connected just 15 feet above from where he was. He connected both web cables together, reinforcing them with more webbing from his wrist. Koto also reinforced the connection with the ceiling of the chute with more webbing. After he was done, he reached out with his left hand and twanged the cable. The cable thrummed like a bass string.

It'll hold.

Koto then grabbed All Might, attaching another web cable from his wrist to All Might's legs. Koto then threw All Might down the chute. The web cable rapidly spagetti'd through the opening of the chute, then stretched like a rubber band as it reached its maximum length. It bounced up and down for a few moments, then equalized.

Koto just realized that he accidentally took the world's number one hero, bungee jumping. Ha.

"Okay. My turn.", Koto said to himself with a quasi-Russian accent.

Koto jumped down the chute, sliding down the web cable till he reached the bottom. All might hit the bottom first, with a 'thunk'. The chute had slanted into a grate. Koto kicked the grate open and they both slid onto the cool concrete floor of the laundry basement.

Koto looked around. Shelves with various uniforms. Old blankets. Towels. And some other things.

A woman walked into the room pushing a laundry cart.

Oh fudge...

The woman didn't look up until she had closed the door behind her. She jumped when she saw Koto.

"Jeez! You scared me.", she said.

"Quick! The Forget-Me Stick!", Koto yelled.

"What?"

Koto activated his quirk, the conditions for a specific meme had already been triggered. He teleported behind her, pulling out his handy Forget-Me Stick.

*wack*

The laundry lady fell forward into the laundry cart, unconscious.

"Phew! That was a close one."

So a cocooned All Might, a sleeping beauty, a laundry cart, and lots of clothes. How does one escape Might Tower using only these things?

Easy...

Step 1 : Remove Ms. Cloth from her Ragmobile.

Step 2 : Take skin and bones man, put him in the laundry cart, and bury him in towels. Hidden.

Step 3 : Disguise yourself.

Step 4 : Avoid as many people as possible on the way out of the building all the way to the parking lot.

Step 5 : Tell you about Step 5 later...

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[Office Hallway]

"S-Shota Aizawa!!!?!!!", squeaked a secretary.

"Keep it down. I'm not making an official visit.", said Eraserhead.

Eraserhead had received a call from All Might, said something about making a breakthrough on the mysterious 3-scar kid case.

Ms. Secretary : "Ah! Yes. So...how may I be of service?"

Eraserhead : "Well first, I'd like you to escort me to where All Might is. This place is like a maze."

Ms. Secretary : "Well, you can't really see All Might without an appointment."

Eraserhead : "I guess you could say that I have an appointment. He's expecting me."

Ms. Secretary : "Oh! In that case, let me lead you to his quarters."

The secretary led the way through a series of hallways and lobbies. Then, they took an elevator up several stories before coming to a large automatic doors that seemed to open up to All Might's penthouse. Mostly because it was red, yellow, and blue. Also because it had the world "ONLY ALL MIGHT BEYOND THIS POINT!" printed on the floor with thick yellow and black caution stripe patterns.

The secretary pressed a button that had the word "call" printed around the upper half of the button.

'buzzzzzz'

Ms. Secretary and Eraserhead : "..."

Ms. Secretary : "It'll just be a moment."

'buzzzzzz'

[5 minutes later]

'buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

Ms. Secretary and Eraserhead : "..."

Ms. Secretary : "Are you sure you had an appointment?"

Eraserhead : "Yes. Hold on. Let me call him."

Eraserhead flipped out his phone, All Might on his speed dial. He hit the call button.

'boop, boop, beep boop'

"I AM HERE! YOU MAY COME IN!", All Might's voice boomed through the receiver.

Eraserhead : "Great. Can you let me in? I think your doorbell is broken."

All Might : " I see. Apologies. Just give me a minute."

"..."

There were a couple of faint beeps, then the doors slid open with a hiss.

All Might : "It worked! Er, I mean, you can come in!"

Eraserhead hung up the phone an walked through the doorway. The first thing he noticed was that stuff was everywhere. Books seemed to have been flung across the room from their shelves, a couple of delicate vases were smashed on the floor, even the furniture seemed to have been upturned. The only thing that didn't seem to be flung onto the floor was a broken laptop. With a band-aid applied to it...

Eraserhead adjusted his scarf, keeping his hand on it.

Eraserhead : "Toshinori! You there?"

Silence.

Eraserhead continued looking around. He found the hole in the wall revealing the old laundry chute. He examined the web cable still inside. He reached out with his hand to touch it...

*boop, boop, beep boop*

Eraserhead pulled out his phone. The caller ID was All Might's. He answered.

All Might : "Sorry. I left the place a bit of a mess. Ahahahaha!"

Eraserhead : "Seriously. What the hell happened? Where are you?"

All Might : "I'm in the back of an ice cream truck!"

Eraserhead : "What the **** are you doing in the back of an ice cream truck?"

All Might : "Getting kidnapped by a villain."

Eraserhead : "... Are you ******* with me?!"

All Might : "HAHAHAHA. No. I got kidnapped! Knocked unconscious! Still am."

Eraserhead : "If your unconscious, then how is it that your able to talk to me?"

All Might : "Heheheheheheheh. Hahahaha..."

All Might's voice changed in the middle of his laughter, becoming more sinister.

Mysterious Kidnapper : "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!"

Eraserhead : "Toshinori? Toshinori!"

Mysterious Kidnapper : "Aww. He can't hear you. He's still sleeping..."

Eraserhead : "WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL MIGHT!?!"

Mysterious Kidnapper : "I made him a sleeping bag. Its kinda sticky. Hahahaha!"

Eraserhead glanced back at the cable. He than shouted into the reciever.

Eraserhead : "WHO ARE YOU!?"

Mysterious Kidnapper : "Who am I? Thats a really good question. I'm still debating on a name. But for now...

...

...you can call me Spoiler."

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