Bonus Chapter : Take Me To Your Leader! (PART 2)
My Hero Acadamia : The Rise of the Memelord
Its here! The moment you all have been waiting for!
BOSS FIGHT!!!
I bet some of you have been wondering what I have been doing, and what is taking the chapters so long. Well, I have been experimenting in story writing with AI.
I think we're all doomed...
Just kidding. It's a baby AI. It can't do anything.
For now...
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[Koto's POV - Spaceship]
Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no! OH No! OH NO!
"Hell yeah!"
I pumped my fist into the air as the fleet of jets approached. I couldn't help but grin. The console blipped as the screen zoomed more on Ms. Captain America's face.
Alfred : "I don't think this is a time to be celebrating. I advise we flee. You had enough fun today."
I grinned even wider.
Me : "Aw, come on. Things had only just gotten interesting. I can't just let this opportunity go. Besides, I don't think she wants to either."
The screen had zoomed in on Stars and Stripes face. It looked like she had been waiting all day for something like this to happen.
Alfred : "So you have a plan then?"
Me : "Yeah. Just scan my neurons with the nanobots. That should tell you all you need to know."
There was silence for a moment.
Alfred : "Sir I must say, despite your mental state being perfectly healthy, you still seem to think up things only a madman would. May I suggest a therapist to help refine your personality?"
Me : "Very funny. And relax. How bad can I be?"
Alfred : "Well, sir. You are in the middle of functioning as essentially a terrorist in the eyes of the American government."
Me : "Oh yeah. That's a problem. You know they don't negotiate with terrorists. Thankfully we look like aliens!"
Alfred : "That does not help our current situation."
Me : "Your right. Alright! Time for plan B!"
Alfred : "I wasn't aware there was a plan B...sir?"
I was grinning again. I couldn't help but let out a high pitch evil cackle of a first grader. I took the console controls.
Me : "Alfred! Start manufacturing a hologram generating bracelet! It's time for a little smoke and mirrors!"
Alfred : "Right away, sir."
I pushed the throttle foreword, and the ship shot towards the opposing fleet.
Now...there was only one thing left to do.
I felt my body's adrenaline being dumped into my bloodstream.
Me : "Alfred! Make some noise!"
Alfred : "I hope you appreciate my recommendation. I pulled it from your past memories of your previous life."
The hairs on my arms rose up. I could practically smell the ozone.
I grinned wolfishly, revealing my teeth.
Me : "You picked good. I would have chosen Free Bird, though."
I activated the turbo thruster. By body flew away from the console and smacked on the back wall as the ship surged forward.
Me : "Alfred! The inertial dampeners!"
Alfred : "My mistake sir."
Me : "You did it on purpose!"
A steady pulsing gently vibrated the interior of the ship as I fell onto the floor. I got up and rushed to the console.
We broke through the fleet's formation, pushing far behind them. The fleet doubled back in two separate formations like an flock of birds. Stars and Stripes was wearing a harness and tethered to the top of one, riding it like it was a hoverboard. The screen beeped again.
Alfred : "Sir. We have been locked on by 10+ hostiles."
Me : "Then we just have to strike first before they do!"
Each of the fighter jets were highlighted in red. I set the ships guns to focus on their engine's and wings, crippling them.
I want to keep this family friendly.
Me : "Alfred...Engage."
Alfred : "Firing at will."
Multicolored lasers shot out of dozens of small gaps in the ships hull, showering the fleet and making the sky look like a cross of a Fourth of July and a dubstep club. Some of the jets went down in a streak of flames and smoke. All of them had unleashed their missiles and peppered the ship with their machine guns. The lasers took out all the missiles.
*BAM!*
An alert showed on the screen, revealing the ships shield integrity had dropped by 15%.
We took a heavy hit for something. Or should I say, someone.
Me : "Alfred! What happened?!"
Alfred : "It appears that the hero Stars and Stripes had managed to jump onto the ship while the jets distracted us."
Me : "Aw crap!...Wait! I got an idea!"
Alfred : "Oh dear..."
A window popped up on the screen, revealing Stars and Stripes hanging onto the ship. Her fingers seemed to be embedded into the ship's hull. A large dent had formed around the area where she pierced the hull.
I took the controls of the ship and flipped us upside down. The camera showed Stars and Stripes hanging on for dear life.
Me : "Alfred. Have you ever heard of a movie called 'The Little Mermaid'?"
Alfred : "?"
I pushed the controls downward, and the ship plunged into the ocean. The ship jerked with the impact, the view from the windshield was rapidly fading into darkness. The lights went on and I saw that Stars and tripes was still managing to hold on, but with a pair of gills on either side of her neck.
I pulled the controls upward again and the ship broke the surface and climbed past the clouds. Frost started forming on the edges of the windshield. Stars and Stripes was still hanging on, but this time her gills were gone. Her body looked to be letting off quite a bit of steam. A thermal scanner showed her body temperature spike.
Me : "Dang. She is like SCP-682. Adapting and annoying."
We exited the mesosphere, the ship pointing towards the stars. But I didn't want to kill Stars and Stripes. That would not be very family friendly.
I pointed the ship back towards the surface of the earth. We accelerated, the ship shaking slightly as it hit the more denser levels of the atmosphere. The front end burst into flames.
Me : "Alfred! We're going in hot!"
Alfred : "Very amusing, sir."
Looked back at the holographic screen, showing that Stars and Stripes was still hanging on, though looking a bit paler.
She still wouldn't let go.
Me : "Alfred. I think it's time to shake off this bug. How about a world tour? Ever been to France, Alfred?"
Alfred : "Can't say I have, sir."
I grinned and griped the controls. Just as we were about to hit the ground, I pulled hard. The ship's nose went level, but not before we bounced like a ping pong ball. Stars and Stripes must be really feeling those G's. I laughed like a maniac.
Me : "First stop. PARIS!"
I shoved the throttle forewords towards Paris. We got there in 20 seconds. I guess upgrading what is essentially a transformer turns it into something that...well...
...defies expectations.
I slowed the ship as it soared above the Eiffel Tower. Stars and Stripes was flapping in the wind like a...like a...
Damn, that's ironic.
She was doing her best to hang on. The screens showed people on the ground pointing their fingers and their camera's at my ship. I let off some multicolored lasers in the sky, just to give them a show. I circled the tower, then hit a button that released an ominous glowing gas. It's harmless, but it looks freaking cool. I flew around in a pattern, trailing the gas behind me. When I finished my work of art, I stopped the craft from producing the gas.
Me : "Alfred! Next stop! Tokyo!"
I pushed the lever forward and we took off.
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[UA - Teachers Lounge]
Present Mic : "I'm telling ya! Aliens are for real!"
Eraserhead : "No they're not. Quit listening to all that American conspiracy crap. It's stupid. Your going to ruin your career if you start bringing that stuff onto your talk shows."
Present Mic : "Hey, the people need to know about Area 51! Who knows what the American's are planning to do with all that alien tech!"
There was a sound of a knock on the door.
??? : "Can someone open the door for me? I, uh, haha. I can't reach it."
Eraserhead walked towards the door and opened it, revealing the two-foot tall principle.
Eraserhead : "Sorry. I should have left it ajar."
Nezu : "That's all right. I understand teachers may need privacy to talk about sensitive topics. Was there something of discussion?"
Eraserhead just stared at Present Mic. Present Mic shrugged his shoulders.
Present Mic : "What? Aliens are supposed to be a secret of the government."
Present Mic leaned in and put a hand on the side of his mouth to whisper.
Present Mic : "What if they're listening?"
Eraserhead put his hand over his face and gestured to Present Mic.
Eraserhead : "You see what I have to deal with? I get enough crap from my students. Now this."
Nezu pulled a chair and dragged it to the counter. He stood on it and pulled a tea bag, put it in a paper cup, and microwaved it for three minutes. And they all just stood there, with Nezu staring at the microwave and the other two teachers taking turns glancing at each other. This lasted about 3 minutes.
*Ding*
Nezu pulled the cup out of the microwave and took a sip.
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Nezu : "Well, I do encourage all teachers to have a hobby. Even if it is entertaining ideas of conspiracy. But I wouldn't advise distracting your co-workers with the possibilities of 'xenons' being captured and experimented on in Area 51."
Present Mic : "Oh. Yeah. I got a bit carried away, didn't I? Haha..."
Eraserhead : "Its all you've been talking about for the past week."
Nezu climbed down from the chair onto the floor. He walked towards the low coffee table where the remote was. He picked it up and started changing channels.
Present Mic : "Well, sorry. But don't you get excited about the possibility of other life forms being out there? Maybe on another planet? Or heck! Maybe another universe entirely!"
Eraserhead : "No! And haven't we had this discussion before?! There is no such thing as aliens!"
Present Mic : "Principle Nezu! Your smart and intelligent! What are the chances do you think that some form of aliens exist?"
They both looked at Nezu, who was taking an even longer sip of tea. Somehow. Nezu pointed towards the TV, where he was slowly increasing the volume.
TV : "...not just five minutes ago we received reports from our friends in Tokyo about multiple UFO sightings, right above the city. They were kind enough to let us into their camera feeds. Charles, can you do the thing?"
The camera changed to one on a helicopter. It revealed the beautiful city of Tokyo with it's neon lights reflecting the starry sky. Suddenly, there was a powerful gust of wind and the helicopter spun slightly. Panicked voices could be heard from the crew as they pointed the camera in another direction. Flying at high speed in between skyscrapers was a large flying saucer. And hanging on it for dear life looked what appeared to be a blurred American flag.
Present Mic : "I KNEW IT!"
Eraserhead : "Fake."
Nezu : "It's too soon to tell. But I have something that will let us take a closer look ."
*sip*
Nezu pulled out his mini phone from his pocket, and started pressing a series of buttons. The image on the TV seemed to freeze, getting a full shot of the blurred UFO.
Nezu : "This will tell us whether the aircraft is real or fiction, manmade, alien, or all just a hoax perpetrated by the media for attention."
Nezu pressed a few more buttons and the image's blurriness cleared up. The can now see the ship in full detail. Some lettering that appeared on the screen as the aircraft started to get mapped out in dimensions. The model rotated, giving Nezu a full picture of it's structure.
Nezu : "Oh my. Well, that's certainly interesting."
Present Mic looked at Nezu excitedly.
Present Mic : "Is it aliens!?"
Eraserhead : "What? What is it?"
Nezu took a longer sip of what was left of his tea.
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Present Mic looked on agitatedly.
Present Mic : "Come on! The suspense is killing me, man!"
Nezu set the cup down on the coffee table.
Nezu : "I used a program on the image to create a detailed profile on the ship merely by using the images from the footage. Using the details about the way it moved in the air, the state of the weather in Tokyo, its mass and weight, flight patterns, the amount of turbulence it generates, it's shape, and the way the light reflects off of it."
Eraserhead : "Cool. So what does it say?"
Nezu : "It observed that the materials that the aircraft is made from is an unknown alloy of metallic materials, made from unknown elements. And by unknown elements, I mean elements that have yet to appear on the periodic table. Not to mention the bizzar way it moves despite it's predicted weight would make one assume that it's production is state of the art. But it's not. in fact, even theoretically, it may be impossible to form such a rigid structure with normal means. Even if it's manufacture was somehow possible, it would be incredibly expensive. It is unlike any craft made by mankind. A unique work of art."
Present Mic pumped a fist in the air.
Present Mic : "YEAH! I knew it! Aliens!"
Nezu : "Perhaps. But remember the stigma that American's have a fascination with the concept of aliens?"
Eraserhead : "Yeah, so?"
Nezu stroked his whiskers.
Nezu : "Well, if an alien were to appear, then American would then have a great interest in it, would they not? And if that were the case, then they would try to stay on top of other cases involving aliens. And in a kind of zealous way."
Eraserhead : "And why does that matter?"
Nezu : "Well, despite the aircraft's seemingly impossible manufacturing process, there is still a chance that it is man made. But then I noticed something that made me actually consider the possibility it may be...alien."
Present Mic : "YEAH! Tell us!"
Nezu : "Even better. I'll show you."
Nezu pressed another button on his phone. The model disappeared and was replaced with the first initial image of the UFO. Nezu zoomed in on it's back end, where the red white and blue blur was.
Nezu : "Remember what I said about American's being fascinated by aliens?..."
Nezu pressed a button again. It started to come into fucus repeatedly, clearing the image from side to side. When the process was done, it revealed a person, wearing red white and blue.
Nezu : "Welcome to Japan, Stars and Stripes."
Present Mic : "YES, HAHAHA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!"
Eraserhead looked on in disbelief.
Eraserhead : "No way. Should we be concerned about...whatever this is?"
Present Mic spun around and pointed at Eraserhead animatedly.
Present Mic : "YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! I TOLD YOU SO! I TOLD YOU SO!!! ALIENS! ARE! REAAAAAALLL!!!! YEAAAAH MANNN! HECK YEAH MAN!"
Nezu : "Maybe. I'm sure if the American's need help, they will notify us."
Present Mic : "YEEEHAAW! TIME TO BUST UP SOME ALIENS!"
Present Mic was now somehow expertly twirling two revolvers.
Eraserhead : "We're not going to hunt aliens. And point those guns at the ground! How many times to I have to tell you, don't take Snipe's stuff!"
Snipe walked into the lounge.
Snipe : "What's all the commotion about? And have any of you guys - Wait? Are those my guns?! Put those down! You need a special license to own guns as a hero in Japan! Give'em back!"
Snipe proceeded to chase Present Mic across the room, who was laughing his head off.
Present Mic : "Don't worry! I unloaded them! I think! But your going to need bullets in them! We're going to hunt aliens! YEEHAW!"
Eraserhead : "No we're not. And give me your western DVD's. They're a bad influence."
Snipe looked at Nezu.
Snipe : "Aliens?"
Nezu pointed to the TV, revealing Stars and Stripes struggling to maintain her hold on the ship.
Snipe : "Aliens! Really! LETS GOO! YEEHAW!"
Eraserhead : "Great. Now there's two of them. Why on earth are you two even teachers?"
Eraserhead looked at Nezu, who seemed to be staring into his empty cup, not looking Eraserhead in the eye. Eraserhead sighed.
Eraserhead : "Snipe. I'm going to take away your western DVD's, too."
Snipe : "What DVD's? Those are all Mic's."
Eraserhead slapped his hand to his face again.
Eraserhead : "Mic!"
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[Inside the UFO]
Koto was bored. He stared lazily at the screen, propping his head up with one hand. With his other, he yanked the joystick in one direction, too see Stars and Stripes flip over. then her yanked it in the other direction, and Stars and Stripes flipped over in the other direction. She was looking pretty beat up.
Koto sighed : "This is borrrring! Boring!"
Koto took the controls and flew the craft above Tokyo, doing a full lap, then he headed towards the ocean.
Alfred : "What exactly do you have planned, sir?"
Koto : "Plan B. Alfred, take the controls and get us into space. Also, make me anther holo-bracelet. It's time for the finale!"
Alfred : "Do be careful, sir. This is America's number one hero. She is not to be underestimated."
Koto got up and walked away from the console as the ship started climbing upwards. A panel opened up on the wall and Koto pulled what looked like a metal slap band from it. He put it on, and pressed it. A blue circle appeared on it.
Koto : "It's showtime."
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[Outside the UFO]
Stars and Stripes was tired. All she wanted to do was let go. But if she did, she would face heavy backlash. And besides, whoever was piloting this ship had to pay for instigating America.
She looked up and notice the ship was heading towards outer space. She felt her body temperature drop as frost started forming on the hull of the ship.
Stars and Stripes : "I can survive in space."
There was no apparent change to her body, but she could feel it. The frost melted around and her breathing slowed. the first time was more of a shock, as she couldn't breath, because her quirk made it so she didn't have to. Originally, she wanted to completely destroy the ship with her first attack, in such a way that ensure the pilot didn't suffer any harm.
But she hardly made a dent. It took most of her power to pierce the hull and the rest of it to hang on. She barely had enough strength to keep her eyes open.
She looked down. It was too late to jump. She hardly had enough energy to survive re-entry, much less to control where she even manages to land. She heard that drowning was one of the worst ways to go. She felt her body start to float away from the ship, revealing that it had stopped accelerating and turning. She pulled herself back to hug the hull. She rotated herself into a seating position, with her hand (still embedded into the hull) in between her legs as she crossed them. She looked up.
It was beautiful.
The earth sparked like a large polished marble of sapphire, with swirls of white combined with deformed streaks of green and brown, with flecks here and there. Beyond it was the sun shining like a golden hole in the continuum of spacetime. And next to the earth was the moon, shining like a silver dime. And all around her was the stars. The vast heavens of space, which seemed to still sparkle even now. And the Milky way Galaxy was wrapped all around her like a giant glittery purple ribbon, encircling what seemed to be her entire existence. She noticed the frost slowly crawling back towards her. Her power was slowly starting to dissipate.
Her stamina was gone, and with it her ability to maintain her quirk.
Stars and Stripes : "So this is how I die..."
It was strange. She didn't feel scared at the thought of herself dying. She felt...calm. She looked up at the universe around her. Each star seemed to sing something she couldn't hear. But she could feel it.
This was the end.
She lay on the ship, her hand gradually losing it's grip. Her hand should have fused to the ship, by now, but it's strange material kept her from getting to firm of a grip on it.
The frost was on her body now, slowly crawling up her arms and legs. It creeped on her torso and started heading towards her heart. She would have cried, but her tears froze. She saw her life flash before here eyes. Her family, friends, all the people who supported her and cheered her on. They didn't matter anymore. They seemed worlds away.
Stars and Stripes closed her eyes. She no longer had grip on the hull, and started to float away. It didn't matter to her. She was at peace.
She didn't feel the hand that grabbed her as she lost consciousness. Nor the warm blankets wrapped around her. Nor the clean air that was now filling her lungs. Nor the small gentle hand on her forehead. Nor the apologetic whispers.
She slept peacefully.
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