Introduction

Have you ever wanted to write something totally liberating? Something you don't have to grammar check, something that won't be judged or graded, something just for fun, something you won't hold to an overwhelming standard?

This is that.

So please enjoy :)

Disclaimer: This is a fictional piece of work. Well-known brands and books are used throughout, but there are also fictional names, books and items I made up that were not intended to bare any resemblance to any real life counterparts that might exist.

*Contains some coarse language