CH 62
What Should I Do if I Recognized the Wrong Male Protagonist
Chapter 62 â Host Wife
âWife,â 0329 said, puzzled.
Xi Xun picked up the small system, stared at it, and said, âWho taught you this?â
0329 shook its small body vigorously, but did not break free.
It looked at Xi Xun blankly and asked, âDonât you like it?â
âDonât call me that in the future, understand?â
âWhy?â It called the host the most important person, and it liked this title very much.
Xi Xun did not answer it, but lay down lazily.
0329 looked at the host lying lazily in the tent, its mood was a little lost. It squatted down and poked the ant, and after about half an hour or so, it got up again and got into the tent.
0329 looked at the host who was resting with his eyes closed, and poked him.
Xi Xun ignored the small system.
âHost.â 0329 hugged Xi Xun, then buried itself in Xi Xunâs arms, and said sullenly: âWhy doesnât the host let me call you that? Does the host not like me?â
Xi Xun still closed his eyes and did not respond.
âBut I like the host, the host is the one I care about most, there is no one else!â
Xi Xunâs eyelashes trembled slightly.
0329 continue to talk to yourself: âHost, host, host wife? Wife host?â It seemed that it thought these words were good together. 0329 tilted its head and hugged the host tightly, and said happily: âWife, wife, wife~â
Xi Xun: ââ¦â¦â
Xi Xun opened his eyes, picked up the small system, and finally warned: âDonât call me that, do you hear me? You canât call others that.â That is to say, now, if it was in the past, Xi Xun would not be so patient.
0329 was very puzzled: âWhy?â
âBecause this word doesnât belong to you, you know?â Xi Xun stared at it and said calmly.
The blue light in 0329âs eyes suddenly dimmed.
It looked at the host, then walked out of the tent and squatted outside alone, sad, tears were about to come out. It didnât know how the host had suddenly changed. Obviously, the host said that he liked it and wanted it to die of old age with him.
But isnât such a relationship the closest relationship?
It didnât understand what was wrong with the host.
âCome here,â the hostâs voice came from behind.
At this time, Xi Xun had already got up, and he was sitting in the tent looking at the sad little system.
0329 ignored the host, and only poked the ground sullenly.
âThere are many kinds of relationships between humans, which are different from what you understand,â Xi Xun said.
0329 turned his eyes, then turned to look at the host.
âCome here,â Xi Xun ordered again.
0329 pondered for two seconds, then raised its feet and went back. It looked at the host and asked, âWhat does that mean?â
âYou will understand later, donât use it now.â
âLater? But I want to know now.â
Xi Xun narrowed his eyes, looked at the little white ball, and said, âGo to sleep first, and Iâll tell you tomorrow.â
âOh,â 0329 nodded its head.
It remembered that its host was a human who needed to sleep every day, otherwise, they would be unwell tomorrow. So it motioned to the host to go to bed quickly, otherwise, it would not have the strength to get up tomorrow.
Xi Xun responded, and then continued to lie down.
0329 found a comfortable place and began to sleep. But it didnât know that Xi Xun didnât want to sleep, just closed his eyes and thought about things.
He thought, he liked this little ball.
But Xi Xun didnât think about developing into other relationships. He had more of a possessive desire for this little white ball. Although Xi Xun had changed a little bit after getting along day after day, that feeling was very hazy. Xi Xun had never thought much about that aspect. After all, it was outrageous to fall in love with a little white ball.
In fact, Xi Xun could directly explain it to it just now.
If he said it, then it would never call him this name again with the character of a small system. Because it had a favorite âsystem seniorâ, but when he wanted to explain it, Xi Xun couldnât do it in the end.
Xi Xun himself didnât know why.
Of course, Xi Xun was not very happy with the name âwifeâ, and could even be said that the moment he first heard it, he wanted to teach the bold little system a lesson.
âWife, wife~â 0329 quietly got up and said in Xi Xunâs ear, it thought the host was asleep.
Xi Xun: ââ¦â¦â
*
The next day.
It only took one night, and when 0329 woke up, he found that more than a dozen more cars were temporarily resting and stationed here. They probably thought it was safe here, after all, some people were here.
But in fact, this was a misunderstanding, on the contrary, it was still very dangerous.
However, because there were many people, at least those mutated wild animals dared not come to attack. As for whether zombies would appear, it would depend on luck.
But even if the zombies came, they were able to get in the car and leave quickly.
0329 cooked something as soon as it woke up.
Xi Xunâs tent was still far away from the others. 0329 left three boiled eggs and rice porridge for the host, and quickly ran to the camp with many people next to them.
At this time, the girlâs family also got up.
The girl was cooking porridge at home. Other families also made do with some food, and the speakerâs voice was very low, as if they were afraid of attracting zombies or other things.
0329 walked over and sat over there.
Because it was dark when she saw 0329, she didnât really see what it looked like, so the girl, that is, Fang Ting, didnât know 0329, so she just thought it was another child who came from somewhere.
0329 quietly watched the girl and boy eat.
But in the eyes of others, this looked like a child who was too hungry, so he was watching others eat. Most people were indifferent, because they didnât have enough to eat themselves, and naturally they wouldnât be kind.
Fang Ting glanced at the child, but in the end, she still didnât finish drinking her porridge, and handed the remaining half of the not-so-much porridge to the little boy, and said softly, âYou can drink it.â
The parents disagreed a little bit, but they endured it and didnât say it.
It was just that such a small child was miserable enough, so just tell their daughter later that she couldnât be like this again.
Just think of this as the last time.
But 0329 didnât want it, it said, âYou can eat it. After eating, I have questions I want to ask you!â
Fang Ting instantly remembered what happened last night.
âIs this kid the kid last night?â Fang Tingâs face was a little embarrassed for a moment.
Fang Tingâs boyfriendâs expression also froze for a moment.
0329 patiently waited for the two of them to finish eating, and after they finished eating, 0329 asked: âCan I ask you a question?â
âLittle brother, Iâm very busy, can you do it later?â Fang Ting said.
She was mainly afraid that her parents would see something, so she wanted to send the child away first.
0329 frowned, then took out a boiled egg.
Fang Ting: ââ¦â¦â
Fang Ting still insisted to let the little guy go back first.
âHey, what do you want to ask? Iâll answer you, my academic performance is similar to that of my sister, and I can do whatever she can.â Fang Tingâs younger brother saw the boiled egg and his eyes turned green, so he hurriedly ran over.
âFang Long,â Fang Ting frowned.
Now, unlike other times, a boiled egg was very precious. She felt that it seemed a bit wrong to take an egg from a child, and she didnât know if the childâs family knew it.
Fang Long couldnât control so much anymore, he was really hungry.
0329 looked at the big boy in front of him and pondered for a while, then said, âAre you a wife?â
âWhat?â Fang Long was dumbfounded.
âAre you someone elseâs wife? If you are not, I donât want you to answer,â 0329 said seriously.
Fang Long was silent for two seconds, then said, âI am!â
Fang Ting looked at her brother in shock.
But Fang Long was already overwhelmed by hunger. He was at an age of eating a lot, and three meals a day were not enough. As a result, not to mention one meal a day, each meal was still so small that he didnât have any strength when he was hungry.
Not to mention saying he was someone elseâs wife against his will, even if someone really came to love him now, as long as they gave him enough food, he would go all out.
0329 blinked and said, âReally?â
âReally! Come, come, ask me, you can ask whatever you want, I am very experienced in this area.â Fang Long took the child and sat down in the shade behind his car.
Fang Ting stared blankly at her younger brother, wondering if he was joking for a while. If it was true, she glanced at her parents who had already gone to work, and she didnât know whether to say it was a bolt from the blue.
Here, 0329 sat on the grass with Fang Long.
âCome on, little brother, what do you want to ask about? Brother knows it,â Fang Long patted his chest and said.
âI have a good relationship with a person, I called him wife, but he wonât let me call him that. Iâm very sad,â 0329 said sadly.
Fang Long looked at the little boy in shock.
âOh my god, are all five-year-old children starting to fall in love now?!â
No, it should just be a family, right?
Thinking of this, Fang Long replied patiently: âThen does the little girl you said like you?â
âHe is not a girl.â
âOhâ¦â Although Fang Long was taken aback, he also felt it was normal. After all, itâs a child, what kind of awareness can you have in this regard? Nothing more than a good relationship, or learning from adults.
âMaybe he is shy,â Fang Long thought for a while and replied.
âShy?â
âYes, sometimes theyâre shy or embarrassed, unless the other party has a new friend. But I donât think it should be, after all, you are so good-looking,â Fang Long appropriately praised the little boy first, after all, he had to rely on him to give him something to eat.
âBut I donât look good,â 0329 was suddenly lost, it now knew the reason why the host rejected it.
âWhat not good-looking, youâre very good-looking, youâre very good-looking from a normal personâs perspective,â Fang Long said righteously.
âDo you think I look good from a human perspective?â 0329 blinked.
âHmm!â Fang Long nodded solemnly.
0329 was suddenly happy, it continued: âThen how did you agree to be someone elseâs wife?â
Fang Long paused, then said, âHe can make me full.â
âFull?â
âYeah! Eating at least fifteen steamed buns per meal, this is my dream now. If the other person can do it, then it doesnât matter if I become the other personâs wife for the rest of my life,â Fang Long sighed.
0329 was stunned, it didnât expect the power of meat buns to be so great.
âThen so is your sister?â 0329 said.
âYes! Now my mind is full of food, by the way, can you give me that egg?â Fang Long said.
0329 remembered that it hadnât paid yet, it gave the egg to the other party, and then quickly ran back to the host. At this time, Xi Xun was dismantling the tent, and today they were going back to the safe zone.
During this period, 0329 had been watching the host quietly.
Because Xi Xun was also thinking about things at this time, he didnât see 0329âs distraction.
The car soon arrived at the safe zone.
After converting the zombie eyes into points and returning to the villa, 0329 ran in first, which made Xi Xun raise his eyebrows. Xi Xun didnât care either, he went upstairs to wash first.
And when Xi Xun came out after washing up, he was stunned.
Because when Xi Xun was taking a bath, 0329 made fifty steamed buns.
âHost! Come and eat!â 0329 greeted happily.
âWhat are you doing with so many steamed buns?â
âGive it to the host.â
âI canât eat that much,â Xi Xun frowned.
âEat up!â
Xi Xun was silent, but in the end, he gave 0329 face and ate a few. But 0329 kept urging Xi Xun to eat. Xi Xun had already eaten the eighth one. He really couldnât eat it anymore, so he said softly: âIâm full.â
âNo, you are not full.â 0329 handed Xi Xun another steamed bun.
Xi Xun: ââ¦â¦â
When Xi Xun ate the fourteenth one, no matter how 0329 fed Xi Xun, he stopped eating. 0329 was a little sad, but it still tried its best to coax the host to eat the last one, and then looked expectantly: âHost, can I call you wife?â
ââ¦whatever you want.â