19) Devil's Tango

"What the hell...." I muttered.

I stared at the 'surprise' before me. Complete shock plastered on my face.

"What do you think?"

I couldn't say anything. I was speechless. Speechless at how dumb he was being!

"It's a blue pony named Purple!" Luca grins.

I wanted to scream.

"Are you freakin kidding me right now?!" I yelled.

"What? What do you mean?" Luca's smile dropped.

"It's suppose to be a purple pony named blue!" I shouted. "Ugh she was right! You never pay attention to me or what I say! You're pathetic!" I huffed and turned to walk away.

"Gesu Cristo, what in the world are you going on about?"

I just ignored him and continued walking.

"What the hell do you want me to do with this fucking pony then?"

"I don't know!" I spun around. "What don't you give it to Jessica and Ashley since you love them so much!"

And I stormed off again, leaving Luca standing there confused with a blue dyed pony.

I huffed and puffed my way to the garden. I found a bench and sat down and sulked.

How could he do that? He knew I wanted a purple pony named blue but he still got me a blue pony named purple. Jessica was right. Luca would never pay attention to a girl like me. No matter how much I want Luca, I'm not good enough for him. I was about to just pack up my stuff and demand to leave so Luca and Jessica could be happy together,

But then I realised, that's exactly what she wants.

Stupid Malia!

Jessica was trying to get into your head and you let her. Now look what you did! All Luca was trying to do was something nice for you and you had to go and ruin it! Who cares if he got the colours mixed up, atleast he tried to remember! You're pathetic.

The sun was setting, making the sky look like something out of a Picasso painting. I sat and watched the beautiful sight before me, wishing that Luca would show up and sit next to me.

Also, Luca showed up and sat next to me.

"Hey there," he said gently.

"Hi," I smiled awkwardly.

"Malia, I'm so sor-"

"No! I'm the one that should be apologising. I was being dramatic. Jessica got into my head and I overreacted. I'm so sorry." I shook my head and looked down as a single tear dripped down my cheek.

"Hey, it's okay." He placed a finger under my chin and tipped my head up, wiping the tear away with his other hand. "Guess what?"

"What?" I asked.

"I already ordered the purple pony. And you can name it whatever colour you want." He smiled.

"Aw." I pouted as my fair cheeks tinted pink. "Still gonna be Blue though."

He chuckled and then went all serious. "By the way, nothing ever happened between Jessica or Ashley and I. Anything that happens between us is in their dreams. And you know what? They can keep dreaming. Because I only want one girl. Not Jessica, or Ashley or even Megan. I want you."

My blush intensified as butterflies erupted in my stomach. My whole life I've been waiting for a guy to tell me that. No, not just any guy. A hot and sexy mafia guy.

"Okay," I cooed as I swayed from side to side. "You can have me."

"How about...," a big boyish smile that showed off his deep dimples crept onto Luca's face. "I have you in say, about fifteen minutes up in my room, naked?"

"Yeahsoundsgoodmeetyouthere!" I quickly said.

"Okay!" He grinned as we both stood up and Luca practically ran up to his room.

I chuckled to myself as I walked.

"Ugh this skank again," Jessica, who was still by the pool with Ashley, rolled her eyes.

I smirked and walked over to them.

"Hey Jessica, Ashley!" I called out.

"What?" They both spat in unison.

I licked my lips and grinned. "Luca and I are gonna go fuck!"

Then I put my hands on their chests and pushed them into the pool.

"What the hell? Malia!" A wet Jessica shouted then Ashley jumped onto her and I laughed as I watched both their perfect bodies submerge under the water as the light in Jessica's blue eyes slowly went out.

What? They'd be fine the guards would get them. Unfortunately.

I quickly ran up to my room and barged into the bathroom. I had a quick five minute shower, making sure to shave everywhere. I got out and put on some nice smelling lotion and perfume then rummaged through my closet for something sexy.

Since I was in a mafia mansion, there was plenty of pretty pieces of lingerie. I put a red lace one on and did my hair. After grooming myself a little more, I looked in the mirror, smiled and then left my room once I was happy with how I looked.

I hurried down the hall, impatience starting to grow on me. I sighed a sigh of relief when I reached Luca's room. I stopped and recollected myself- calming my breathing and adjusting my hair and outfit.

Then I opened the door and strutted in the room.

"Hope you're hungry, I just shaved dessert!" I called out as I walked in.

I stopped abruptly when I saw the sight before me.

"Holy shit. Well hello there, big Luca," I grinned. Luca stood there, naked, as his eyes traveled up and down my body. A smirk tugged at his lips before he chuckled and walked up to me.

Then we shoved our tongues down each other's throats.

When clothes were lost and we were now on the bed, I knew I had to tell him.

"Luca, I have to tell you something." I bit my lip as I straddled him. He looked up at me, eyes filled with concern. "I-I'm a virgin."

His brows knitted together. "I thought you were Canadian?"

I grinned at his stupidity then kissed him because who cares if he's dumb? He's hot.

And then we did... you know. The Devil's Tango. The Satan's Salsa. The Demon's Mambo.

While I was laying on my back with Luca ramming into me during Lucifer's cha cha, a thought dawned on me, and I said,

"Hey, where's Rafael?"

Rafael's POV

"Anyone there? Hello? I'm still here!Help me!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

~

And they all lived hot, sexily but also slightly disturbingly ever after....

The End.

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Well there you go.

The last chapter of MHASBASDSWTMM

I'm actually going to cry omg I'm gonna miss Malia and Luca and Rafael so much. I've been with these idiots for almost a year now!

I started this book November 2019 and right now it's July 2020.

I know it took me that long to write this disaster imagine how long it'd take me to write a proper book (which may or may not be in the works *wink*)

This book really has been a part of me for over a year and I'm gonna miss it so much. Can't believe it actually took me that long to write it though. Well mostly because I got lazy and abandoned it for a couple months so yeah...

Thanks to everyone that finished this book! I'm genuinely so thankful for everyone that reads this.

Right now, as I'm publishing this book, it's at 175 reads, 4 votes and 50 comments.

Hopefully this book gets a little more reads and votes but honestly I'm just glad I actually got to finally write a wattpad book since I've been dreaming of doing one since like 2013 lol and no matter how little people read this, I'm proud of myself for continuing to write until the end.

Also I apologize for any plotholes I honestly have no idea if there's any since this book is like the definition of chaotic energy but I mean what wattpad book doesn't have plotholes?

A good wattpad book, Bree. A good wattpad book.

I can finally say I was a hot and sexy but also slightly disturbing wattpad fanfic writer,

And that's the greatest award I can ever receive ;)