Chapter 16
Virgin at 40 (BXB)
Bless me. I'm writing this at 1am when I have to wake up for school at 7am. I swear I'm drowning in school work.ð¥
Kyeâs POV:
âYes, Mr Morrison. Iâve scheduled the flight for 6 to Hawaii and have also sent a copy of the informations to the rest of the team. Youâll be departing on 16th which is a Wednesday and touching down on the 20th, at night. Accommodation has been booked and transport has been arranged to meet you there upon arriving. Do you have any questions, Sir?â Hudson ran through detailedly, closing the sleek black folder in his hands shut.
âHave you wrote in to the construction company, informing them about the visit?â I questioned, so as to double confirm. I donât want it to be a wasted trip after all.
âYes, Sir. They have announced that theyâre ahead of time and that theyâll be ready anytime to bring the team around anytime. The structure and furnishings are almost completed and theyâre left with the reception area, lightings and the interior furnitures.â He explained, leaving promptly after I had thanked him for his hardwork.
Stretching my sore limbs, I stared at the clock in anticipation, hoping that the minute hand would travel faster or something. Its been a month since Xander and I got to even have a proper meal together. Itâs either the meetings always clashing with Xanderâs lunch break or me getting swamped with paperworks by companies needing confirmation for various things. I wonder how Dad coped with all these work while still spending time with us.
Just as the I prepared to leave my office, my phone rang, vibrating furiously in my breastpocket. Man... It tickles. Speaking of the devil, I answered the call promptly, mentally bracing my ears for the sudden fluctuation of volume and frequency.
âHello?â
âHey Son! Howâs the company? Coping well? I heard from Castian that youâre managing it well apparently.â Dad shouted over the phone. Well not really shouting but with that naturally loud voice of his, anyone will think that heâs shouting.
âGive me! I wanna talk to my baby!â Mum fussed as her smacks can be heard over the phone. Bless you Dad. Hope you wonât get dementia from Mumâs love for you. âJim Morrison! Hand it to me right now!â She insisted as Dad sighed loudly into the phone.
âYou heard the man-Ouch!â A loud smack, followed by Mumâs grumbles of Dad calling her a man sounded over the phone. I swear they never grow up⦠âJesus woman! Iâm so going to spank you back twice as hard in bed later.â Ewww⦠I donât need to know about their night life. I totally need holy water to cleanse my ears now. âAnyways, Iâll call you after work.â Dad said hastily before passing the phone over to Mum. 3...2...1â¦
âAM I GETTING ANY GRANDBABIES SOON?!â
âMummmmmâ¦.â I whined. How can I give her grandbabies when at the first place, Iâm not even in a relationship. Or⦠wasnât.
âI want twins! Triplets works too! HAVE YOU GOTTEN THE D OR THE V YETTT?!â
âMummm-â
âI swear Kye Morrison. Itâs time for you to find someone to settle down soon! Else you still be a virgin at 40 like the title of this book! To think that I lost my virginity at 18! Whatâs happening to the current society?! HAS THE MAKERS CUT OFF EVERYONES BALLS STARTING FROM THE 21ST CENTURY OR WHAT?!â
âMum listen⦠I got the *coughs* d alreadyâ¦.â As if on cue, my door opened to reveal a stunned looking Xander who then made his way robotically to the sofa near my side before pretending that he did not hear anything. Talk about being awkward and an embarrassment to societyâ¦.
âREALLY?! MY BABY IS NO LONGER A VIRGIN?! THATâS AWESOME! WHEN AM I GOING TO GET MY GRANDBABIES?! IâM SHOCK THAT YOUâRE EVEN INTERESTED IN SOMEONE. YOU ALWAYS SEEMED TO LACK THE SEX DRIVE! LIKE IN ANY NORMAL SONâS ROOM I EXPECT TO FIND PORN MAGS AND SEX TOYS BUT YOURS? YOUR ROOM IS A DISASTER! THEREâS NO GOLD TO DISCOVER! WHO THE HELL HIDES CANDY WRAPPERS UNDER THE BED AT THE AGE OF 22, IN COLOUR CODE TOO, WHEN ITâS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR ALL THE SEXY STUFFS?! ITâS A PLAIN DISASTER!â I cringed slightly, holding the phone away from my ear as she blasted over the phone. Even Xander was trying his best to stop himself from bursting out laughing as he bit down onto his arm hard, tears falling from the corners of his eyes. Well at least someone is entertained. Sigh...mumsâ¦. I sometimes wonder if she was the weird one and not me.
âMum...youâre embarrassing me⦠my boyfriend is right beside me and he can hear every word youâve said.â I sighed. What a nice way to introduce your parents. Good impression youâve created Mum. If Xander ends up running away, Iâll blame it on you and make you repay me by buying the exact same number and brand of sweets which fhe wrappers Iâve painstakingly collected.
âReally?!â She gasped loudly, whispering a sorry.
âYes.â I deadpanned. Finally. Some peace⦠or that was what I had hoped for.
âThatâs fabulous! Hey boyfriend of Kyeâs! Itâs Kyeâs mum here! You can call me mum too! IS YOUR DICK ON THE LONGER OR THICKER SIDE? HOW WAS IT WITH KYE IN BED? I ASSUME HE SUCKS BUT BE PATIENT WITH MY BABY OKAY?! HEâS SLOW TO COME AROUND THINGS BUT THATâS WHAT MAKES THINGS EVEN BETTER RIGHT! HELP ME SMOTHER HIM IN KISSES TOO OKAY? ESPECUALLY THOSE FULL WITH SALIVA TYPE. HE NEVER LETS ME KISS HIM CUZ OF MY NASTY LIQUID ACCORDING TO HIS NONSENSE.â She giggled crazily, not caring that she didnât even know the stranger. I wonder how is Xander not creeped out by her. Even Iâm creeped out by my own mum.
âYes Mdm. I will.â Xander replied in a low husky tone which sent a shiver down my spine. Man. Thatâs hot.
âOH MY GOD! DID YOU HEAR THAT VOICE, JIM? ITS SO GODDAMN HOT AND SEXY! I FEEL LIKE IâM GOING TO FAINT!â She squealed over the phone. I swear she has a screw or 10 loose.
Shooting Xander an apologetic look, he chuckled lightly before waving it off as we listened to her fangirl over the phone. I swear Dad must be rolling his eyes at her weirdness. I wonder how they even got married at the first place.
âSorry Kye, Iâll call you back later. Your mum is having a nosebleed. Take care of yourself. Bye son.â Dad sighed loudly before swearing âFor goodness sakeâ under his breath. At least he managed to get his phone back for now.
âBye Dad.â Ending the call, I sighed in relief before looking at the time to only end up jumping in surprise. I was on the phone for almost 15 minutes! âShit! Sorry Xan(pronounced as Zen)!â
âAlls good. Your parents sound interesting, especially your mum.â He chuckled lightly, making me groan in embarrassment. âShall we visit the staff canteen for today? I brought your cutleries.â He suggested, waving the cloth wrapped cutleries in the air. It was a spare set that he kept in case of situations where Castian doesnât eat lunch with me which happens to occur much more occassionally nowadays. I wonder if he had made his move yet...
âKye? Are you okay?â Xanderâs worried tone snapped me out of my daydream. It was then I realised that we have already reached the entrance of the canteen. âWhat would you like?â
âBanana split.â I half-exclaimed, half-whispered eagerly. This caused him to shiver a little with a slightly scrunched up face before shaking his head quickly. Is he alright?
âProper food first, Kye.â He scolded lightly, scanning the stores before deciding on one. Looks good.
âIâll have the same.â I answered as he nodded. Indeed the food was awesome but nothing beats the view before my very own eyes. Itâs breathtaking.