Volume 4 - CH 6
My Brother, Who's a Perfect Human Being, Has Stolen My Girlfriend and My Future, so I Went Back to the Past and Redo My Youth
ã Future
âExcuse me, can you please bring out the high up in the room?â
âIgarashi Kouki?
When I asked the lady at the reception desk, she called me out and was very surprised. Apparently, my name recognition in the future is quite high. The receptionist at the headquarters of Phoenix, a first-rate robot manufacturer so far from entertainment that it could be called the opposite, knows me.
âU-umâ¦â¦the appointmentâ¦â¦â.
âIf you tell them my name, theyâll know.â
âYes sirâ¦..and about that bucketâ¦â¦.â
âDonât worry about it. Itâs kind of a punishment.â
I spent about 5 minutes signing autographs for the receptionist and taking pictures to kill time.
âSorry to keep you waiting. Iâm the president of the company, Phoenix, Fushidori.â
An old man with a soft-spoken yet unusually strong presence, the kind of person you would never see in a sales position at a bottom-line company, came down from the elevator. He doesnât have any secretaries with him. Either he wants me to leave quicklyâ¦â¦or he doesnât want anyone to notice.
âNice to meet you, sir. Iâm Igarashi Kouki. Iâm sorry for coming here so suddenly. Iâm sure you have a lot of plans and stuff.â
âYesâ¦â¦wellâ¦â¦.â
âWell, itâs only natural that youâd put me ahead of those plans, butâ¦â
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â
Normally, I would flatter him by keeping a low profile. Now Iâm an incredibly arrogant customer, even though weâve never met before. I always thought that no matter how successful I was, I would never become that kind of person, but now that I have, I wonder what itâs like. I felt really bad. In short, I guess it was all part of the job. To make the deal work.
âPlease come this way. Letâs talk in the presidentâs office.â
âNo, no, no, itâs fine. Unfortunately, I have nothing to lose, and if I do lose it, I can get it back.â
ââ¦.This way.â
âOkay, okay. Thatâs fine.â
Once Iâm putting aside the pointless words, the president takes me to the elevator. My enemy is far superior than me. Itâs the kind of person I would never be able to compete with. I have no intention of taking them seriously. I must irritate them as much as possible to get them to lose their mind.
ââ¦..That bucket, carry it?â
âFweeeâ-baââ!â
âAgent, test mode.â
The moment I get into the elevator, the president called out to me, and I silently threw my origami ax into the bucket. Yes, the opponent isnât Daiki. I can never win. I donât dwell because of unnecessary pride.
âDo you want to hold it? Itâs pretty heavy.
âKouki sama, you are rude ! You canât be saying that women are heavy !â
ââ¦â¦ No. I beg your pardon.â
The presidentâs forehead is covered with cold sweat. Thatâs no wonder. In other words, this junk is a weapon switch. And its power is space class.
ââ¦..So, what do you want to talk about?â
I entered the presidentâs office and sat down on the sofa before he could prompt me to do so, the president sat on the sofa facing me. Naturally, I was on the top. The other is on the bottom. â¦.I really felt bad. Still.
âIâm here to tell you the details of the contract.â
Iâm not going to compromise. Iâll take it all right here.
âWhat are the details of the contractâ¦..â
âI donât know how it works in this world, but I made a promise when I became a subject of the agent. Agent, play it out.â
âYes, sir. âThere is a condition for cooperation. However, I will not tell you that now. Tell that to the higher up.â. ââ¦â¦Understood.â.â
From the mouth of the agent who emerged from the bucket placed at my feet, the exchange with the first adult shinobu I had ever met flowed. This is exactly why I was convinced that I had won the moment I returned to the future. In the past, I couldnât make a contract with Phoenix because agents hadnât been created yet, but in this time period. They will have to accept it.
ââ¦.. such a record is not kept by our company, though.â
âWell, the world line has changed, so I suppose so. Shinobu is not an employee either. But, you know, I donât care about such circumstances. You and your product did something selfish. Thatâs why you donât have any record of it. Do you think that will convince us?â
From the presidentâs point of view, it would be extremely unreasonable. Heâs at a disadvantage because of another world line. Well, itâs true that I donât care.
ââ¦â¦Donât get carried away, young man.â
ââ¦â¦ sorry, I didnât hear you very well. Could you repeat that?â
Finally reach your limit, huh? I felt a sense of accomplishment at having robbed the president of his composure.
âIâm going to sleep mode.â
ââ¦â¦Huh?â
Suddenly, the agent closed her eyes and stopped moving.
âThe employee, Shinobu, didnât tell you, huh? Even if sheâs a goddess, sheâs still a robot. The power supply can be shut down at any time.â
âAhâ¦â¦ you said that ten years ago.â
Thatâs why they left the agent that could destroy the human race unattended. Because they can stop it at any time. Because theyâre just machines.
âBut you also said that itâs impossible to completely control the Agents, even for Phoenix.â
The Agent wasnât just a machine. Theyâre my friends who have decided how to live by her own will.
âFweeâ-baâ!â
âAgent, test mode.â
âAh, I donât need that. I mean, I donât even need the ax. That functionality is already broken.â
âI see.â
In the bucket where the agent submerged her legs. I threw the origami ax in there again, it bounced off the agent that was there originally and A from 50 years later popped outâ¦â¦ rather, 40 years later.
âImpossibleâ¦â¦why are there two agentsâ¦..!?â
âItâs called the millions gods, right? A, she can reboot without harming herself, right?â
âYes, just like humans. Yes, just like humans. She canât harm herself, but she knows how to heal her body.â
âAh, I slept well. Oh my, thereâs a very frightened old man here. Has Godâs majesty gotten to him?â
As soon as she woke up, A got out of the bucket and fitted the agent into it. I didnât check up on her, but sheâs just as I expected. The agent is taking information on her own to send to the Phoenix headquarters. Otherwise, the president wouldnât have known about Aâs existence, who had been with me for the past 10 years. In other words, they donât know that A has lost most of her goddess-type robot functions. In short, she canât go against me.
âNow then. Shall we make a new contract, you old bastard?â