Volume 1 - CH 9
My Brother, Who's a Perfect Human Being, Has Stolen My Girlfriend and My Future, so I Went Back to the Past and Redo My Youth
âAnyway, letâs go to the bathroom.â
âBathroom !?â
Shinobu san, who brought me to the small apartment in front of the station, uttered this while taking off her jacket.
Thatâsâ¦.what it means, rightâ¦â¦ Iâve only done it with Saki, so I donât know if Iâm good at it or notâ¦â¦ and itâs been a while since Iâve done it with her, soâ¦.. oh yeah, she was cheating on meâ¦â¦haha â¦..
Thatâs not it ! This would be cheating, rightâ¦â¦? But Saki was cheating on meâ¦â¦ No, but Iâm sure Saki isnât cheating on me at this timeâ¦â¦.!
âN-no, I canât !â
âEh?â
When I refused desperately, I found Shinobu san in the bathroom with her clothes still on while holding a large ax.
âShiâ¦.Shinobu san, just becauseâ¦..I refusedâ¦.!â
âHere.â
Before I could think about how I should beg for my life, Shinobu san swung th axe down. Into the bathtub filled with hot water. Immediately after that.
âFuiââ-baâ-!â
An agent with an unbelievably high tension jumped out of the bathtub, raising both arms.
âWas it the gold ax you dropped? Or a silver ax? Was it the gold ax you dropped? Or a silver ax? Was it the gold ax you dropped? Or a silver ax?â
âAgent, test mode.â
âWas itâ¦.â
The agent, who had stopped speaking only the same words like a broken machine or like an NPC in a game, stopped itâs movements and voice with a single word from Shinobu san. Apparently, they really are robots. Or rather, thatâs about the only thing I can understand about this situation. What the hell is going onâ¦â¦?
ââ¦..First of all, itâs just the beginning.â
I could do nothing but stand in front of the bathtub, and Shinobu sanâs monologue echoed in my ears. I thought, and Shinobu san suddenly bowed her head.
âI am sorry. I caused you trouble, Kouki kun.â
âTrouâ¦â¦bleâ¦..?â
What do you mean by âtroubleâ? Is it because you took me out in the middle of the night? But thatâs not importantâ¦
ââ¦..Iâll start by explaining about agents.â
Shinobu san lifted her head and sat down on the edge of the bathtub, stroking the agentâs hair. The way the hair sways looks like it belongs to a real human being. But without a doubt, itâs a robot. It was developed by Phoenix, the company which Shinobu san works for.
âIf I were to describe the Agent in one word, it would be a goddess-shaped robot. Youâve heard that, havenât you, Kouki kun?â
âYeahâ¦..I heard it from the agent.â
âBut itâs definitely possible in this day and age. Even 10 years from now, it would be unbelievably possible, right? Thatâs because it uses the power of the universe.â
âUâ¦â¦Universeâ¦..?â
âIâll try to be brief, because if I go into details, Iâll be fired for leaking information. Isnât the universe amazing?ãTime is warped, stars are born, and it has so much power that even the end doesnât exist. Agents are powered by the power of the universe and the water of the earth. It is controlled by AI. The possibilities are endless. A goddess-type robot that can reverse time, create matter, and even give birth to life. Can you understand this far?â
âHmâ¦..hmmâ¦â¦â
As a liberal arts major, I have no idea, nor do I want to understand it. I donât care about the theory. What I want to ask is about Shinobu san.
âWhat do you mean by âtroubleâ?â
âThatâsâ¦â¦the bug in the agent. I donât know if itâs a bug or an advance in AIâ¦â¦. The agent lied of its own accord.â
âI am not lying. I am a perfect robot who only tells the truth.â
The agent, who had been silent until a moment ago, started talking. It seems as if it has a will at this point.
âI think the agent said that she was released into the ocean for an experiment, but that was a lie. In fact, she escaped. Then, for her own evolution, she contacted Kouki kun independently and tried to gain further knowledge by making you go back in time. All for one purpose.â
âFilthy humans must perish !â
Shinobu san is troubled by the agentâs sudden outburst. In other words, that meansâ¦â¦? Does that mean that the machine is working on its own to revolt against humansâ¦â¦!?
ââ¦â¦Itâs impossible even for Phoenix to completely control an agent like this. After all, the agent is a goddess.â
ââ¦â¦ but they know how to turn off the power and how to call it off, so they can do something about it, right? No, I have no idea.â
âTheoretically, yes. But the upper management didnât approve of it. They knew how to stop it, so they wanted to get the results of the experiment by moving the agents as they pleased. Kouki kun was caught up in it. And I, your friend, was sent back in time to shut you up.â
âI seeâ¦â¦.eh? Shut me up?â
Shinobu san stood up and took out a blank check from her pocket. It only means one thing.
âPlease officially become a subject of the agent. You will be monitored for a whileâ¦..probably a few years. And you must not mention the Agent to anyone. In exchange, we will pay you as much money as you want. All for future technological developments.â
â¦â¦I wonder what the 16 year old me would think of Shinobu san sacrificing her friends for the sake of her job. Would I be disappointed in Shinobu san for selling out her friends? Would I accept the job just because I could get paid for it?
I donât know, but now that Iâm an adult, I do. This is what a job means. Job is something that you have to do even if you donât want to do it. I cannot blame Shinobu san.
When did I become like this? I grew up and became capable of arguing with my family. I feel like I have lost something in return. If thatâs what you call growing up, Iâm â¦â¦.
âI donât need money. If Shinobu san asked me for it, how could I refuse?â
ââ¦..Sorry.â
This must be what the upper management of Phoenix was aiming for. Keeping their expenses as much as possible. The best way to do this is to use people you know. If I ask for a lot of money here, Shinobu sanâs reputation could be damaged. I canât do that.
âBut Iâm a 16 years old right now.â
If I were a member of society, itâs normal for us to have a give and take contract. But now I have no job to lose.
âThere are conditions for my cooperation. However, I will not tell you that now. Tell that to the higher-ups.â
ââ¦..I understand.â
Letâs at least keep them in check. Iâm not sure how Iâd feel if I had to completely give in to the other partyâs conditions, or if I had to take a bite out of their drink. They can worry about what I want. Thatâs my purpose.
âWell, thatâs it for today. Agent, just for a moment, revert Kouk kun back to his 10-years later form.â
âGagagaâ¦.piip. Agent, out of orderâ¦â¦.â
âIâll give you the ax later.â
âAt your service.â
When Shinobu san and the agent exchanged a few words, my body suddenly felt heavy. My shoulders are stiff, or my body feels sluggishâ¦
âItâs nice to be young,â¦â¦.â
âIt all comes at once when youâre over 25. Weâre both getting old.â
My reflection in the bathroom mirror. Itâs the real me, the 26-year-old me, the one I was used to seeing until recently. No hold barred party after work, huh?
âHey, letâs have a drink after a long time, shall weï½?â