Four Friends Having an Adventure

At lunch, Jackson enjoyed their Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese Doritos. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a green-haired boy sat down. "The name's Zak. Zak Senti." Zak said.

"Oh. That's my brother, Zak. He still likes to pretend with his friend, Fred, and sometimes I join in. Speak of the devil." Dan said.

Fred sat down right by Zak.

The first thing Jackson noticed was that he was the same red-haired boy that killed Jackson and Dan! Then, Jackson had another vision coming in. It was a zombie of some sort attacking Zak! And most importantly, both of the visions were at Jackson's house! He grabbed Dan's hand, and ran out of the cafeteria.

Zak and Fred looked at each other, thinking the same thing. "Are you gonna eat that?" They said, simultaneously. All this because they were the Rhett & Link of Westfield High school.

Meanwhile... "What was that for?" asked Dan.

"Fred is going to kill both of us." Jackson told him. They were hiding in a three-foot long outhouse that was ten-feet-tall.

Suddenly, there was knocking on the door.

"Quick! Hide!" Jackson said.

The person, presumably Fred, now had an ax knocking on the door. He stuck his face in and screamed, "Here's Johhhnnnyyy!"

Jackson and Dan screamed like little girls, and they climbed up the wall, and out a window. Dan and Jackson fell to the ground.

The vision was happening. Except, Fred didn't have an ax in the vision. Well maybe it was a fake, that was leading him to his death. The ax was just a few inches away.

But then Fred told them these exact words: "It was just a prank!"

"Well, okay. I guess us four can be friends." They all started singing. "Four Friends Having an Adventure! Four Friends Having an Adventure! Four Friends Having an Adventure! Right by an Outhouse!"

"Hey we should record this! No one sing any other song until we go to my house!" Jackson told them.

Zak bounced up. "I'm a Barbie Girl! In a Barbie World! It's Fantastic! Our poop is plastic!"

"God Dangit, Zak now we don't remember it!"