Austin the Fish

So the group was fishing by the lake.

"Hey. I caught something!" Yelled Greg.

"Well, reel it in!" Jackson yelled back.

Greg tried to reel it back in but he couldn't. So he yelled. "I can't! It's too big!"

"Then try harder, girl," Zak said, not having a single intention to help Greg.

Greg yelled back, "Well, I'm not a girl, but okay!"

Zak wasn't fishing at all. He and Bethany were just gossiping.

Ochard saw that. He then rolled his eyes.

Greg reeled in, his eyes wide, and pulled out Austin.

Everyone stared in shock at the dripping wet 34-year-old.

Then Zak yelled, "Dad! Are you spying on us AGAIN?"

Austin said, "No I'm not eavesdropping on your Leedaleedalee Patrick Flying Dutch Oven Bloody Booger conversation."

Zak gave his dad the stink eye. "How'd you know that was what we were talking about?"

"Lucky guess,"said Austin. "Wait, IS that what you were saying?"

Zak groaned.