My Dark Desire: Chapter 86

Ollie vB:

I have tea.

Romeo Costa:

No, thank you.

Romeo Costa:

I decline any type of liquid you might be offering to me on the grounds that it is probably gross.

Ollie vB:

Tea as in gossip.

Ollie vB:

Your Southern wife would be so ashamed of you right now.

Romeo Costa:

What’s the scoop?

Ollie vB:

Our good friend Zachary was spotted by a B-grade socialite sailing through BWI wheeling a trolley behind him like some commoner without his own private plane.

Romeo Costa:

Are you sure it was Zach?

Romeo Costa:

Because he is about as down to Earth as Neptune.

Ollie vB:

She took pictures.

Zach Sun:

That’s not creepy at all.

Romeo Costa:

@ZachSun, do you confirm this report by Mr. von Buttered Bun?

Zach Sun:

My mother stole my airplane.

Ollie vB:

[Okay Hand Emoji] That is actually the best homework excuse I’ve ever heard.

Romeo Costa:

Are you currently INSIDE a commercial plane?

Zach Sun:

Unfortunately.

Ollie vB:

When was the last time that happened?

Zach Sun:

First grade.

Ollie vB:

My God, what is it like?

Ollie vB:

Tell us everything.

Ollie vB:

I’ve seen a few in movies, but I’ve never actually been on one.

Zach Sun:

Busy. Loud.

Zach Sun:

Food smells like it has been previously digested by an elderly family dog and vomited onto your plate.

Ollie vB:

I think I just died a little inside just from reading this.

Ollie vB:

How is business class ?

Ollie vB:

Is it like glamping?

Zach Sun:

There were no business-class tickets left.

Zach Sun:

I’m flying coach.

Ollie vB:

You’re fucking with us.

Romeo Costa:

Please, Ollie. No one is getting anywhere near your dick without a hazmat suit.

Zach Sun sent an attachment.

Ollie vB:

Sweet Jesus. He really is flying coach.

Zach Sun:

It’s a connecting flight, too.

Romeo Costa:

@ZachSun, care to tell us what and where was so urgent?

Romeo Costa:

We’re on pins and needles.

Zach Sun:

Thailand, to pry Eileen’s location from my mother and aunt.

Romeo Costa:

They’re both going to kill you.

Zach Sun:

I am well aware.

Ollie vB:

If they do, can I have the cryochamber?

Ollie vB:

This particular model is out of stock.

Romeo Costa:

Since you’ve been MIA all month, I’m asking here…

Romeo Costa:

What made you realize you can’t follow through with the wedding?

Zach Sun:

Farrow.

Ollie vB:

What about the cryochamber? Is that a no?

Romeo Costa:

Fight for her, bro. She’s worth it.

Zach Sun:

I am.

Zach Sun:

And I know.

Ollie vB:

Guess I’ll have to drag it home myself after your mother throws you into the Mekong River, sans floatie.

Romeo Costa:

Good to know something managed to get its way into your heart.

Zach Sun:

She’s not just in my heart.

Zach Sun:

She’s in my fucking veins.