Chapter 150: On The Way To Kaifeng (4)
I Am This Murim’s Crazy Bitch
In fact, Qing, being from Hubei, knew Hubei cuisine inside out.
When it comes to Hubei, it was first, golden mandarin fish, and then soft-shelled turtle.
Roughly speaking, in Chinese peopleâs perception, if you put mandarin fish or soft-shelled turtle with lotus root and cook it, they would generally accept it as Hubei cuisine.
There were also lamb and duck dishes.
But those two were so common in Chinese peopleâs daily lives that they were enjoyed in any region, and pork was just like China itself.
The Chinese love for pork went beyond just eating it; they even came to resemble its national character, so one could say they were practically living piglets.
Besides these, various freshwater fish dishes were developed, but interestingly, they donât often eat them as sashimi.
Of course, itâs not that they donât eat it at all.
This aversion was due to records of geniuses from the ancient State of Wu dying young after being defeated by parasites from eating raw freshwater fish.
And then they all blamed the heavens for it.
From heavenâs perspective, these people ate parasite-ridden things claiming they were delicious and died, but before dying, they cried out âOh Heaven!!â while coughing up blood, so heaven probably didnât feel any affection for the State of Wu out of spite.
So the dishes that Jegal Ihyeon laid out until the table legs nearly broke were actually all familiar to Qing.
However, unfamiliar dishes bring a different kind of joy, and familiar dishes are often more delicious.
After a long time (three shichen), Qing started a storm-like meal with a serious attitude.
In fact, the Chinese strangely love carp family friends when it comes to freshwater fish.
However, these friends are structurally like monsters with bones spreading in all directions, making them difficult to eat.
But Gyeon Pohee, sitting beside her, somehow skillfully deboned them and kept piling them on Qingâs plate.
Not wanting to lose, Qing kept clearing her plate quickly.
âWhat? I, I can too.â
Tang Nanah clumsily deboned and occasionally placed ragged pieces of fish on Qingâs plate.
âThanks, but there are still bones in it, you know.â
She said this while chewing the sharp freshwater fish bones along with the meat.
Tang Nanah also tried to debone the fish, but as mentioned earlier, these elastic and sharp-boned fish with bones spread everywhere without a single empty spot were truly the worst of the worst, the emperor of evil among evils.
Only after Tang Nanah put the fish meat she had deboned into her mouth, found it half meat and half bones, and spat it out unable to chew, did she realize how serious it was.
âOh? Sorry, this has so many bonesâ¦â
âItâs okay. Itâs delicious. Originally, if you chew the bones slowly, they have a savory taste.â
âEven so, give it here, Iâll do it again.â
âI said itâs fine. You went to the trouble of deboning it for me.â
Qing said this while shoving into her mouth the ragged pieces that Tang Nanah was trying to take back.
âYouâ¦â
For Tang Nanah, it was something absolutely inedible that she had to spit out.
But seeing her forcibly(?) eat it, what woman wouldnât be moved?
However, Qing was just eating.
She already had a body that could crunch and chew even tough rib bones, let alone fish bones.
This is the greatest reward of having high stats.
âIf itâs hard, debone the mandarin fish instead of the carp. It doesnât have many bones.â
âHuh? Mandarin fish? Which one is that?â
âThat one.â
âJigeoâ meant carp, and âgweoleoâ meant mandarin fish.
However, to Tang Nanah, all fish looked the same with their fish heads.
For Tang Nanah, fish always came delivered to her with their names.
In the style of âDear, the croaker is really delicious.â
So this was the first time in her life that someone had actually deboned a fish and given it to her, and if the Tang Clan Lord and his wife had seen this, they would have lamented that raising a daughter was all in vain.
âHaha. Noonim, you eat so heartily!â
âYouâre not insulting me, are you?â
âHow could I! Itâs just like the spirit of Noonim Peng in her prime, at this rate, this little brother might end up falling for you. The women of the Central Plains all pretend to eat daintily, which rather makes one lose their appetite when dining together.â
âAh. Young Lady Peng did eat well too. Though she was a bit of a picky eater.â
âDoes Noonim Peng still only eat meat?â
âYeah. She says you have to eat muscle to grow muscle.â
âLike cures like is just a superstition, but thinking of Noonim Peng, it doesnât seem entirely false. Ah, like cures like means eating the same thing toâ¦â
Jegal Ihyeon showed off his miraculous chatter, speaking without slurring at all even while eating everything.
Qing pretended to listen to the story while focusing on her meal, since he was a friend who bought her food after all.
Ah. Oh. Yeah. Hmm. I see. Right.
The enjoyable mealtime passed with these soulless responses.
âWow, that was a good meal.â
Qing had already loosened her belt while eating earlier, so she gently rubbed her protruding belly.
Tang Nanah poked it and exclaimed in admiration.
âWow, itâs really firm. To think you ate all thatâ¦â
âActually, I could eat more. But that space is reserved for dessert.â
âNo, how do you eat like this every meal and not gain weight. Hmm. All the flesh goes up to the flesh lumpsâ¦â
As Tang Nanahâs hand started to rise sneakily, Qing slapped it away.
âThere you go again.â
âNo, I did it without thinking.â
Qing narrowed her eyes.
Itâs fortunate she was born a woman.
If she had been a man, wouldnât she have become the worldâs greatest lecher and scoundrel?
----In fact, the consensus among Jianghu people was that Wuhan itself didnât have much to see.
At best, there was only the Yellow Crane Tower skyscraper on high ground, and Donghu Lake, famous for its cherry blossoms, was now out of season and just a quiet lake where you could view the horizon.
Of course, being able to see the horizon from a lake could be considered the spirit of the Central Plains, but still.
Yingchun Temple was famous, but not quite a tourist attraction like the White Horse Temple in Luoyang, so it was just a temple people visited when going to Donghu Lake.
So with nowhere to go after dinner, they decided to stop by the Jegal Clan and stay for a night.
Although he talked a bit much, Jegal Ihyeon was an enormous little brother who was inherently friendly and had some cool aspects.
There was no reason to refuse when he said they could stay at his house for a night, and since they were going to Kaifeng anyway, he wanted to go together.
In fact, there was a hidden attraction in Wuhan: the short street leading to the front gate of the Jegal Clan.
It was filled with tea houses and restaurants, with many tables set up outdoors, each occupied by burly older sisters and occasionally men.
The businesses here were owned by the Jegal Clan, and the customers were those who gathered hoping to catch the eye of the Jegal family members, so it could be said they had a devilish sense for making money.
âWhatâs with those scrawny wenches? Do they think they can wag their tails just because their faces are somewhat decent?â
âI know, right? Those girls with waists thinner than your arm daring to cling to the young master.â
âLook at their faces. Theyâre smaller than my fist.â
âTheyâre not womanly at all. A proper woman should compete with muscles.â
The content Qing overheard when she focused on their whispering was quite alarming.
Whatâs this?
Are these people from some distant ocean womenâs country?
What do you do competing with muscles? Is this some kind of abduction marriage?
Is this that famous gender reversal thing?
Of course, Qing didnât know anything about Hearing Technique (Inner Qi-enhanced hearing).
She was just a superhuman who had transcended human limits even in hearing, so she could hear everything if she concentrated.
It wasnât that they were speaking loudly enough to be heard; it was just that the content of their whispers to each other was shocking.
Since there was no particular reason to feel bad about it, Qing pretended not to have heard.
When visiting a friendâs house, the proper order was to first greet the parents.
Before that, they were on their way to unpack their luggage.
âHyeon Orabeoniiiiii.â
Qing flinched.
Orabeoni?!
Who would use such an outrageous word!
And even stretching out the end of the word!
However, at the same time, a tiny thing came running, a girl who looked to be about six or seven years old.
Ah, for a little kid, itâs acceptable.
How cute.
âOh, Ahyang. Were you playing nicely?â
Jegal Ihyeon lifted the girl high above his head, spun around about four times, and then neatly sat her on his shoulder.
Usually, one would give a piggyback ride, but his shoulders were so broad that he could seat her there.
The clear laughter characteristic of children filled the surroundings.
Qing smiled a fatherly smile behind her face veil.
It was a heartwarming scene to see, after all.
This was Jegal Hyang, the youngest direct descendant of the Jegal family.
However, the following conversation was a bit strange.
âI wonder what book Hyang read today?â
âUm, today, Hyang read thirty-one chapters of Wuliuzi.â
âOh, Wuliuzi! Thatâs a good book. Yes, itâs quite an interesting book too. Which part left the deepest impression on you?â
âUm, starting with the Heavenly Officials, since it says that the weather is just a matter for the Heavenly Officials and doesnât include it in personnel matters, this is a different perspective from Sun Tzuâs timing, terrain, andâ¦â
âOh my. Thatâs just emphasizing the importance of preparedness before the Heavenly Officials, itâs not that Wu Liaoâ¦â
âBut after the defense, if you dig water channels, dig wells and expand warehouses in preparation for raids, and prepare for winter in case of droughtâ¦â
âThose are all pre-war preparations that should naturally beâ¦â
Qing looked at Tang Nanah.
To see if she understood what they were saying.
As Tang Nanah was also looking at Qing with the same expression, they both just thought, âWell, I guess thatâs how it is.â
Of course, there was no need to check with Gyeon Pohee separately, so neither of them particularly glanced in that direction.
Feeling somewhat like idiots, they uncomfortably unpacked their luggage and then paid their respects to the thin Jegal Clan Lord and his burly wives.
âPlease take care of our Ahyeon. The childâs head is only full of knowledge, so heâs still naive about worldly matters. I hope youâll cherish him like a younger sibling.â
âYes, Elder.â
âRight. Ahem. Young friends should play together.â
Despite his most beloved and proud son bringing along a group of women and even declaring he would leave with them, he maintained a plain attitude without any unnecessary comments, as if he had brought along some same-sex friends.
Rather, the one who looked upset was Jegal Hyang, who was clinging tightly to Jegal Ihyeon as if she had made a nest in his arms.
âWhat? Orabeoniii, where are you going?â
âThis child, Ahyang! Stop being clingy. Let your brother go meet his friends and come here.â
âNo, I donât want to, Hyang wants to be with Orabeoni. No, I donât want to.â
Jegal Hyang clung tightly, but no matter how much strength a young child might use, with a mother whose arm was about as thick as her daughter, there was no way she could win.
The little one couldnât overcome her motherâs strength and was pulled away.
After that, they moved to a separate building, laid out some snacks, and just chatted casually.
Surprisingly, the various stories Jegal Ihyeon told were quite interesting.
Then, saying he had to pack his luggage too, he left early, and they also soaked their bodies in a hot bath.
They even allowed Sworn Sister Wannabe to attend to them during the bath.
And then, while sitting on the porch of the guest room, swinging her feet and drying her hair, Qing sensed a gaze.
When she turned her head, there was one head peeking out from behind the wall.
âHmm? Little one? Your name was Hyang, right?â
âUghâ¦â
At Qingâs gesture, Jegal Hyang approached hesitantly and suddenly asked.
âYouâre the sister who was wearing the face veil earlier, right? Are you going to be our new sister?â
To be precise, she asked if she would become a âsujaâ, which was the Chinese word for new sister-in-law or sister-in-law.
Qing asked playfully with a smile.
âWhy? Donât you like that?â
âNo. I donât like it.â
âWhy donât you like it?â
âBecause youâre weak.â
âWeak? This body is a Master.â
Qing emitted Qi with barbaric output from her hand.
If Ximen Surin had seen this, it would have been grounds for a nuclear noogie.
She would have said, âYou have nothing to show so youâre showing Demonic Arts to a child?â
Fortunately, or unfortunately, young Jegal Hyang didnât have the discernment to recognize the White Hand Demonic Arts.
âNoooo. Not that. You donât have muscles. Youâre weak.â
âBut Iâm strong, you know? Iâm totally like Xiang Ji.â
At this, Jegal Hyang pouted her lips.
âPfft. Liar. Can you even lift 100 jin with those arms?â
â100 jin? I can lift that with one hand.â
âThen how about 200 jin?â
âIf I use both hands, thatâs 200 jin, isnât it?â
âWhat about 300 jin?â
âI havenât tried, so Iâm not sure, but I probably could? If itâs just lifting, it shouldnât be too difficult. Swinging it around might be a bit hard though.â
âWithout using Inner Qi?â
âWithout using Inner Qi.â
At this, Jegal Hyang slapped Qingâs knee.
âYou canât, youâre a total liar.â
âLook at this? Such a tiny thing already trying to win with agitation and fabrication? Hya, I canât just show you by lifting something directly.â
Then Jegal Hyang answered as if she had been waiting for this.
In fact, she had been waiting.
As a descendant of the Jegal family, she should be able to devise strategies at the age of seven.
âThen show me.â
âOing?â
âQuickly. Otherwise, Iâll tell Orabeoni that you told a bunch of lies.â