Chapter 36 - Poisonous Flatulence? Now, That's Rare!
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Ma Feiwen and Fan Tingting met during their college years. Unlike many college couples who broke up after graduation, they got married right after finishing their studies and entered the institution of marriage successfully. Two years into their marriage, their relationship remained strong, primarily because they had a âquirkyâ sense of humor.
Couples often have their peculiar quirks and preferences, and the more unusual the interests of both partners, the stronger their bond seems to be.
This evening, just like any other, they had taken their showers and settled into bed. They were engrossed in their smartphones, watching their favorite short videos without bothering the other. However, not long after, Fan Tingting suddenly put her phone down and turned to look at Ma Feiwen.
When Ma Feiwen realized something was wrong, it was too late. Fan Tingting quickly pulled the blanket over them, enveloping Ma Feiwen inside. Then, within the confines of the blanket, she released a foul-smelling fart.
âFan! Ting! Ting!â Ma Feiwen yelled, struggling.
Watching Ma Feiwen squirm and struggle inside the blanket, Fan Tingting burst into laughter. She had assumed it was just another round of their usual âplayful anticsâ since they had done this many times before. However, what she didnât anticipate was that Ma Feiwen, trapped inside the blanket, gradually stopped struggling.
Fan Tingting assumed that Ma Feiwen had given up and considered herself the âwinner.â However, when she finally lifted the blanketâ¦
First, a foul odor wafted out, and then Fan Tingting saw Ma Feiwen lying motionless on the bed.
âHey?â Fan Tingting said, leering, âAre you pretending to faint again, trying to attack me sneakily?â
She assumed that Ma Feiwen was playing around with her.
âHey?â She called again. âWake up! Stop pretending.â
However, after she nudged Ma Feiwen several times without any response, Fan Tingting felt uneasy.
âThis joke isnât funny at all. Donât scare me like this,â she said. âIf you keep this up, Iâll get angry.â
Even though Fan Tingting issued an âangry warning,â Ma Feiwen showed no signs of waking up. Fan Tingting began to realize the seriousness of the situation.
âIf you donât wake up soon, Iâm calling 911,â she threatened. âOnce the ambulance arrives and they find out you were faking it, youâll be in big trouble.â
She picked up her phone and pretended to dial the emergency number to test his reaction.
âAre youâ¦?â âAre you unconscious?â
Seeing that Ma Feiwen still didnât respond, Fan Tingting panicked and immediately called 911. Subsequently, an ambulance rushed both of them to the hospital.
âSob, sob, sob.â âHoney, please donât be in trouble. I promise I wonât tease you about your flatulence ever again.â
Fan Tingting followed the stretcher carrying Ma Feiwen, crying uncontrollably. Lu Ming heard the commotion from the other side and became interested.
Playing pranks with flatulence? Making someone faint with it? This young couple sure has some unusual ways of having fun! Let me take a look and see whatâs going on.
âDr. Lu.â
The on-duty doctor was surprised to see Lu Ming. Meanwhile, the sobbing Fan Tingting, upon hearing the title âchief,â rushed over and grabbed Lu Mingâs arm, saying, âDoctor, please save my husband.â
âDonât cry. Tell me what happened,â Lu Ming comforted her.
So, Fan Tingting explained the situation. The medical staff standing by couldnât help but bite their lips to hold back laughter. Their faces turned red as they struggled to contain their amusement because this was just too playful. Stuffing her husband into a blanket and then releasing flatulence inside⦠What kind of peculiar amusement was this?
After listening, Lu Ming was also somewhat amused but puzzled. He began to examine Ma Feiwenâs condition.@@novelbin@@
âThis situation is indeed related to poisoning,â Lu Ming remarked after a thorough examination.
âPoisoning?â She asked.
âMy husband was perfectly fine. How could he be poisoned?â Fan Tingting exclaimed, considering an unlikely possibility.
âYou might find it hard to believe, but itâs indeed flatulence poisoning.â
âBasically, your husband passed out because he smelled your flatulence, but itâs not solely due to poisoning,â explained Lu Ming. âThe gas in the flatulence isnât potent enough to make someone unconscious. The other reason your husband lost consciousness is due to a lack of oxygen in the brain.â
âFlatulence poisoning?â Fan Tingting was hearing this term for the first time.
Lu Ming nodded.
Itâs important to know that flatulence is a natural gas produced by the human body. It primarily consists of carbon dioxide, hydrogen sulphide, and methane. There are also other substances like indole, hydrogen, and skatole that contribute to the unpleasant odor of flatulence. Hydrogen sulfide is considered a toxic gas, but the concentration in flatulence is extremely low, making it not lethal.
In most cases, a person would need to inhale the flatulence from hundreds of people simultaneously to experience any life-threatening effects, which is highly impractical. Therefore, the reason Ma Feiwen fainted was a combination of factors.
Firstly, he inhaled Fan Tingtingâs foul flatulence, which made him feel sick. Secondly, being trapped under the blanket made it difficult for him to breathe, leading to a lack of oxygen in the brain.
These two conditions together caused Ma Feiwen to faint. In strict terms, his condition could be described as a fainting episode due to cerebral hypoxia, with the foul flatulence being just one contributing factor. In addition, in poorly maintained public restrooms, itâs also possible for people to experience dizziness and nausea. This happens because these restrooms are poorly ventilated, and toxic gases released when many people use the facilities canât dissipate properly.
As a result, public restrooms could become like âgas chambers.â Lu Ming had encountered people feeling lightheaded and nauseous in such situations.
Fan Tingting was worried and asked, âWhat should we do? Will my husband become an idiot?â
Lu Ming suppressed a chuckle, âThereâs nothing to worry about. He wonât become an idiot. He just needs some fresh air.â
Fan Tingting sighed in relief and asked, âWhat should we do in the future? My husband and I wonât play such strange games anymore.â
Lu Ming gave her a meaningful look. Fan Tingting blushed and seemed to understand his suggestionâno more playing such peculiar games. After leaving the treatment room, the medical staff following Lu Ming couldnât contain their laughter.
âThis is hilarious, flatulence poisoning!â
âThe young people nowadays really know how to have fun! They come up with all sorts of ways to entertain themselves,â commented one of the medical staff.
âItâs okay to keep the spark alive in a marriage, but they shouldnât take it to such bizarre extremes that they end up in the hospital!â
Lu Ming shook his head and chuckled as he walked back to the ward. After checking on Shen Ruicongâs condition once more, he planned to head back to his dormitory to get some sleep.
âIs the child asleep?â Lu Ming gently pushed open the door and found that although Luo Sanmei was still awake, Shen Ruicong was already asleep.
âDr. Lu.â
âRuicong has been asleep for a while.â Luo Sanmei greeted Lu Ming and stood up to receive him.
Despite Lu Mingâs repeated requests not to be too formal, she couldnât seem to shake the habit. It could be that she regarded Lu Ming as her savior and benefactor, making it difficult for her to relinquish her courtesy. Lu Ming nodded slightly and approached the bed. However, when he looked at Shen Ruicong, who appeared to be sleeping, he furrowed his brow slightly.
This⦠didnât quite look like someone who was peacefully asleep. It seemed more like⦠he had passed out.
Lu Ming gently nudged Shen Ruicong.
âRuicong?â
Luo Sanmei, who was watching, became puzzled and asked, âDr. Lu, what are you doing?â
Instead of immediately explaining, Lu Ming pushed Shen Ruicong harder when he saw no response. At that moment, Luo Sanmei also realized that something was seriously wrong. She began shouting.
âRuicong?â
âRuicong, wake up!â
âDr. Lu, whatâs happening to my son?â
Luo Sanmei was getting increasingly frantic as she couldnât wake her son up.
Lu Ming immediately checked Shen Ruicongâs pulse, heartbeat, and pupil response.
âAcute shock!â
After the examination, Lu Mingâs face darkened. He had a bad feeling about this.
Luo Sanmeiâs eyes widened in shock. Her son was in shock?
Lu Ming didnât waste any time and began shaking Shen Ruicong. He quickly organized a rescue effort.