Chapter 2145
The Profligate Madam of the Family
2145 not knowing whether to laugh or cry
mo nan chong also looked at li ruhua strangely. â huahua, who am i then? â
âyou, who are you? go away, i donât know you, donât try to get close to me!â li ruhua snorted. â do you think that iâll treat you as a friend just because you have a horseâs head and look like a storm? i wonât! iâm not stupid!â
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âwhat happened to him?â fourth master mo was confused.
everyone present also looked at li ruhua, thinking that she had gone crazy.
he didnât look like he was joking when he spoke. he seemed to be really serious.
everyone was confused. after all, no one had expected that they would be poisoned by eating mushrooms.
behind them, yuan qianqian and the others also came over. everyoneâs situation looked a little strange.
âare you guys playing with us? this kind of joke is not good.â some students were shocked and looked at the group of people in confusion.
âfish, so many fish!â yuan qianqian pounced on mo nan chongâs side.
mo nan chong caught yuan qianqian, who had almost fallen, and looked at the cameramen behind them. although they were still working hard to take pictures, they were acting very strange. the way they walked was very strange, as if they had stepped on something hot.
âno, itâs too hot here!â
âcome here quickly, itâs safer here, itâs not hot!â
â thereâs a fire over there. come here quickly and take off your pants. your butt is on fire too! â
then, one of the cameramen started to take off his pants.
he was stopped by one of the students on master petâs side. â why are you taking off your pants? thereâs no fire. are you guys crazy? â there are girls here, you canât take off your pants even if thereâs a fire!â
âpoisoned ...â lord rong said.
mo nan chong nodded. â it does look like theyâve been poisoned. but how did they all get poisoned? itâs not a very strong poison, but itâs still a little strange. â
âis the mushroom soup good?â lord rong asked li ruhua.
huahuaâs eyes lit up. â the mushroom soup i made is delicious. they all drank a lot. do you want some, lord rong? â f * ck, whereâs my pot? who ate it? my pot is gone!â
mo nan chong thought,â... looks like i picked some poisonous mushrooms. huahua has been with you for so long, but she still canât tell the difference between poisonous mushrooms?â
â little flower ... sheâs good at everything else, but she canât figure out which mushrooms are poisonous. every time she hits the jackpot, sheâs always so confident in herself, so she always eats poisonous mushrooms. itâs normal to hit the jackpot! â
leng rongrong felt a little helpless. now, everyone understood what was going on with this group of people.
not only did li ruhua eat the poisonous mushroom, but she also invited everyone to eat it.
fortunately, li ruhua could more or less distinguish poisonous mushrooms, so the poisonous mushrooms he ate were usually not very toxic.
most of them would fade after a night, and there was no need for any special treatment.
âeating poisonous mushrooms ... will people die? what should we do?â han feixing frowned and pulled away a student who had pounced on him.
âletâs take turns keeping watch.â leng rongrong replied, â itâll be fine after one night. â itâs not much different from being drunk, and itâs not a very serious poison.â
âare we just going to let them be like this for the entire night?â some people took a look and felt a little sympathetic.
â let them go. donât care and donât stop them. otherwise, weâll be the unlucky ones. â
mo nan chong nodded in agreement.
this group of people had been poisoned, who knew what they would see.
although master pet had also reminded everyone to be careful, people who were poisoned had different thoughts and actions from normal people.
who knew if he would hit someone.
however, something still happened after midnight.
a student went to the toilet, and the two poisoned students thought he was a terrifying man-eating octopus and beat him up.
the student screamed pitifully and was discovered by master pet. when master pet pushed the two students away, he almost got beaten up.
âwhat are you doing? if you hit me, iâll let the octopus eat you! do you see that? iâm surrounded by octopuses. itâs ten million octopuses!â
mo nan chong shouted.
âoctopuses, so many octopuses!â
â quick, letâs escape quickly. otherwise, weâll be eaten by the octopus! â
the two students ran away in an instant.
âare you alright?â mo nan chong looked at his student.
âit hurts.â this student was a little miserable, with a bump on the back of his head.
master pet checked and made sure that there was no big problem before he heaved a sigh of relief.
â itâs fine. youâll be fine tomorrow. go back and have a good rest. donât get too close to them. theyâre poisoned now and probably wonât recognize their family! â
âen, i know. i wonât get close to them again.â the student wanted to cry but had no tears.
he had been very careful before, but who knew that these two people would go crazy?
everyone took turns to keep watch for the night.
with master chong, master rong, and the others around, there naturally wouldnât be any big problems.
this group of people only fell asleep in disorder when it was almost morning.
by the time she woke up, the sky was already big.
the group of people felt their entire bodies ache.
âdid something happen between us yesterday?â one of the students said, â am i dreaming? i think i saw a lot of big octopuses! wait, when did we arrive here, lord rong? lord chong?â
...
âlast night, you guys came over on your own.â mo nan chong said, â donât you remember what you ate? âyouâre not dreaming. what you think is a dream is probably almost all real. you, look at my head, is it still a dogâs head?â
â no, no, how could you be a dog ... â the student trembled.
â yesterday, you called me a dogâs head. you even said that i despised you and wanted to smash my dogâs head. â the corner of uncle petâs mouth twitched.
âr-really? how come i didnât know ... s-sorry, master chong!â the student was trembling.
li ruhua touched her head, then looked at her lace dress with a complicated expression.
âare the mushrooms poisonous?â he looked at leng rongrong suspiciously.
âcan you guess?â leng rongrong glanced at li ruhua.
li ruhua was speechless.
âyouâre giving us poisonous mushrooms to eat?â yuan qianqian snapped back to her senses and did not know whether to laugh or cry.
it was no wonder that he felt sore all over when he woke up. he didnât even know what outrageous things he had done after being poisoned.
the group of students was also in a state of near collapse. they had actually drunk a bowl of poisonous mushrooms.
...
the few staff members didnât know what to say. huahua was so enthusiastic, but the food she gave them was poisonous.
it wasnât good for them to ridicule him, and it wasnât good for them to not ridicule him either.
[ hahaha, everyoneâs expressions are really making me laugh to death! ]
[ this is too funny. iâm guessing theyâre all dumbfounded! ]