McMonster: Hi.
McMonster: You canât be mad.
McMonster: Iâm not even your boyfriend, I donât need to tell you where I go and when I leave.
McMonster: London is lovely this time of the year.
McMonster: You should come visit sometime.
McMonster: You should also come, period.
McMonster: It would help loosen all this pent-up rage.
McMonster: I volunteer as tribute.