Chapter 75: The Dream of Having Kids!
It's Not Easy to Be a Man After Travelling to the Future
Translator: ryuxenji Editor: H2dH2mr
"Why wouldnât it? If you donât have a purpose, then letâs just build one. Once you have a purpose, Boss, then you wonât be doubtful and uncertain anymore." The more Little Four spoke, the smugger he became, and then he abruptly realised that he truly was, as expected, one of the smartest of the intelligent bio-entities.
It made sense! Ling Lan decided to try out Little Fourâs method, even though Little Four really did seem rather flaky ... Perhaps she would be able to luck out, like a blind cat stumbling over a dead rat, and stumble across the solution.
Ling Lan contemplated for a long while, and then, with a face full of confusion, she asked, "Little Four, what purpose should I build exactly?"
Little Four was speechless. Wasnât this something the Boss should decide for herself? Why was she asking him?
Still, Little Four was undoubtedly a dutiful follower. Without a word of complaint, he immediately browsed through his database, and word after highlighted word started popping out at him. Excitedly, Little Four said, "Boss, letâs go dominate the galaxies!"
Ling Lan rolled her eyes dramatically at Little Four. "Do you take me for an idiot?" Anyone who would do something so troublesome â putting in so much mental and physical effort for no praise to boot â must be an idiot.
"Then ... how about becoming a king somewhere?" Little Four lowered his ambition by a large margin.
"Not interested," said Ling Lan huffily. Couldnât Little Four give any more normal suggestions? She was definitely not the type of person who wanted to become a ruler â Ling Lan knew herself well enough to know that.
"Building a harmonious and perfect world?" ... "Becoming a peerless hero?" ...
Ling Lan was peeved. Suggesting all these grand ambitions, Little Four was obviously just mocking her. Dammit, she wasnât a saint!
Under Ling Lanâs increasingly displeased gaze, Little Fourâs voice became softer and softer ... Boo hoo hoo! Boss, these are all search results from the database â even if Ling Lan wasnât happy about it, there was nothing he could do.
Oh? There was one more. Little Four suddenly noticed one unread result. "Right, we could start a harem and sow seeds?" Although he didnât have a clue as to what âstart a harem and sow seedsâ meant, this phrase appeared at a rate no less than the previous suggestions.
Hearing this, Ling Lan flew into a rage, immediately hammering a fist onto Little Fourâs head. "Idiot, Iâm a girl!" Dammit, âsowing seedsâ was something men did, alright? Besides, she didnât have a female-queen mentality. Plus, she had been raised with the concept of âone husband one wifeâ â as such, this was something that she simply could not accept.
"So a girl canât sow seeds in a harem?" Little Four pouted, a little unconvinced. He really didnât understand what this had to do with gender. However, since Boss clearly hated this one, of course it would be discarded without question.
The two of them continued to puzzle over the issue, seated together with their faces resting within the cups of their hands, frowning heavily.
Ten minutes passed ... Half an hour passed ... and finally, an hour passed ... Still unable to think of any good suggestions, Little Four was driven mad. Pulling at his own hair, he screamed, "Aaaah ... I really canât think of anything! What other great purposes are there?!"
"Great? Why does it have to be great?" Ling Lan seemed to have been triggered by Little Four and found a new avenue of thought. "Perhaps we could start thinking from small wishes ..."
Little Four did not understand. "What do you mean?"
"For example, Little Four, what is the goal you want to fulfil most right now?"
Hearing this, Little Four puffed out his little chest and said, "I want to be Bossâs number one follower."
Ling Lanâs was speechless. Didnât he have any slightly more ambitious thoughts? Besides, she had already declared him her number one follower â why was he still so caught up in this issue?
Little Four seemed to have gotten the point though. He looked at Ling Lan with shining eyes and said, "Boss, what do you want to accomplish at the moment?"
"Continue maintaining my position in Special Class-A." Ling Lanâs response was quick and without hesitation. This was truly what had been bothering her most recently.
"Maintain? Donât you want to be first?" Little Four was puzzled. With Ling Lanâs strength, getting first place should be a piece of cake.
"No plans for that. Of course, if I get it by accident then thatâs fine too. Iâm just going to go with the flow." Ling Lan wasnât too bothered by this issue.
The moment she finished speaking, Ling Lan jolted. Could it be that the aimlessness and hesitation that Instructor Number Nine had mentioned was precisely this lackadaisical attitude of hers? Because she had always gone with the flow, accepting everything life gave her â be it her grades, her training, or even the training missions in the learning space. Honestly, she had never pursued any of it on her own initiative.
"Iâve figured it out ..." Ling Lan felt enlightened.
"Could it be that I really should go after the first place ranking?" Although Ling Lan felt that she was onto something here, her heart was still a little troubled. Deep inside, she didnât really want to make waves and push herself into the spotlight â would forcing herself to do something she didnât want to do really resolve her current plight? Or would she just end up going further down the wrong path?
"If you donât feel like it then leave it. After all, even if you get first place, there arenât that many benefits to it. The cost and benefits just donât match up." Little Four wasnât plagued by all those chaotic thoughts running through Ling Lanâs mind; he was only looking for the answer purely from a cost-benefit standpoint. Obtaining first place â there was pretty much no benefit other than an increase in reputation, so Little Four was unconcerned about whether his boss became the first rank.
"Boss, you need to find something more profitable to do." Out of boredom, Little Four conjured a lollipop in his hand and licked it a couple of times. He believed that anything could be done, just not pointless work.
"More profitable? There really isnât anything." Ling Lan, who was all tapped out of desires, really couldnât think of anything that fit Little Fourâs criteria.
Little Four was stumped. He gave a hard lick to his lollipop, and then very seriously said to Ling Lan, "Letâs put it this way. Boss, what kind of life do you want to have in the future?"
"A peaceful, free one. And when Iâm bored, I can give birth to a child, raise him, and play with him." A smile played on Ling Lanâs lips. She really wanted a child of her own. If her two lives were added together, she really wasnât that young anymore.
When Little Four heard what Ling Lan had to say, his expression turned miserable.
Seeing Little Fourâs exaggerated expression, Ling Lan was irked. "What? I canât have a child?"
"Of course you can," Little Four hastily reassured her. "But Boss, have you not thought about your situation?"
"Situation? About my identity as a fake man?" Ling Lan was abruptly brought back to reality. With this identity, it was basically fated that she wouldnât be able to wed someone openly. If she wanted to borrow sperm from some man, sheâd even have to do it secretly ...
"I believe the Ling family will arrange for a loyalist to couple with me." Ling Lan wasnât worried that she wouldnât get a man, for Lan Luofeng and Ling Qin would never let the Ling family line die out.
"Wonât work," objected Little Four, agitated.
"Huh? Why?" Ling Lan didnât understand.
"Boss, you must know, whether a child is excellent or not is basically all up to the genes of the father 1 ." Within this period of time, Little Four had been doing a lot of research on this topic on the virtual network.
"Ah ... so this means that no matter how great my genes are, itâs useless?" Ling Lan was incensed. She would be the one giving birth to the child, but whether or not the child was excellent had nothing to do with her? That was just preposterous!
Regretfully, Little Four said, "Of course if the motherâs genetics are better, the child will be even more outstanding, but the main load is still on the father. If the fatherâs genetics are weak, the childâs birth stats are almost guaranteed to be weaker."
"In other words, if I want my baby to be more outstanding, I cannot just find some random man." Ling Lan gnashed her teeth. What kind of heredity is this? Why make the fatherâs side so important?
With schadenfreude 2 , Little Four said, "Thatâs right, Boss."
"With my current circumstances, itâs impossible to freely date a strong man, get married and have kids." Ling Lan finally understood the meaning behind Little Fourâs exaggerated expression.
Of course, if Ling Lan didnât care for the stats of the baby, then all this wouldnât be a problem. However, Ling Lan was definitely a responsible mother. If she could let her baby be more outstanding, she would definitely not let her own baby take the lesser option.
"Is there really no way to resolve this?" asked Ling Lan with a frown. She didnât believe that. No matter what, she would have a baby. No matter how difficult the process was, she would still accomplish it â this was all she wanted to do in this life.
"There is. Two ways." Little Four was as reliable as ever, directly coming up with two options for Ling Lan.
"Number one, rob the Federationâs sperm bank. I believe there will be lots of strong menâs sperm kept there." Little Fourâs words made Ling Lanâs eyes light up, but his next words made Ling Lanâs face fall.
"However, youâll need to defeat the ace mecha squad stationed there. Rumour has it that the leader is an imperial operator. As a reminder, an imperial operator is just one level below a god-class operator â for you to successfully steal the sperm from the bank, youâll need to have the capability close to that of a god-class operator, otherwise, youâll be going in alive and coming out dead."
"And the other way?" Ling Lan decisively discarded this option. She only wanted to have a kid, not seek death.
"Find a random strong man you like, push him down, and just have your way with him," said Little Four savagely.
Ling Lan wanted to face-palm. Dammit, these two methods were just not something a normal person could do.
"I recommend you pick the second option. Going up against one strong man will definitely be easier than going up against a team of strong men," suggested Little Four considerately.
Little Fourâs words didnât make Ling Lanâs expression turn any better, because raping a strong man was definitely not an easy thing.
"Of course, you could also try seduction ... if a strong man is willing to take a romp under the sheets with you, Boss, then you wouldnât have to worry anymore." Little Four smiled in satisfaction, thinking that this suggestion of his was just amazing.
"Idiot!" Ling Lan knocked Little Fourâs head exasperatedly. Which man would willingly romp under the sheets with another man? Unless he was bent. But if he was bent then she wouldnât be able to take it, because ultimately, she was still female.
"No? Then Boss, youâll just have to do it forcefully," said Little Four regretfully.
"Forcefully, eh? Looks like Iâll have to become even stronger or else I wonât be able to overpower the other." Ling Lan racked her brains and found that what Little Four said made sense. For the sake of giving birth to an outstanding baby, she just had to break past her limits.
"Yup. Good luck, Boss. Youâll need to work harder from now on, or else you wonât be able to raise an outstanding child." Little Four gave Ling Lan his encouragement.
Suddenly, Ling Lan found that all her suffering at the learning spaceâs hands was not meaningless â it would make her stronger, making it easier for her to achieve her goals.
"A child birthed by me, Ling Lan, must be the most excellent one ..." Ling Lanâs eyes no longer held any trace of doubt or uncertainty. No one would be able to stop her from carrying out her resolution to give birth to an exceptional child. "In that case, I must become the strongest so that I will have a greater range of selection ..."
Because of this simple wish, Ling Lan stepped onto the path of the strong, no longer lost.