Chapter 5: Gula, Part 2: Let me Have a Taste
The Lazy King
This level of Magic wasnât able to satisfy my Soul Core at all.
It was so nice back in the day. The Demon World was simply overflowing with powerful demons who had spent long years satisfying their desires.
Perhaps Iâve just lived too long. Perhaps Iâve just eaten too many tasty things. And within our limited resources, in order to satisfy our matured tongues, we continued to struggle like children.
Fufufu, it was so nice back in the day⦠is it? Iâm starting to sound like an old person.
About ten thousand years ago, most of the powerful Demons⦠in a large scale war with the invading army from heaven, most of them perished.
What remains of the demons now. The Demon Lords are all youngsters who havenât ten thousand years under their belts.
âZebul-zama, Iâm hungry.â
A Demon with a Wolfâs head spoke.
Heâs General Class, and another who governs Gluttony. For someone who has yet to reach Demon Lord status, I more than understand his pain.
âFufufufufu, of course⦠Iâm the same. Endure it. The meal eaten after enduring the utmost limits of starvation is the greatest of bliss. They say hunger is the best seasoning, right?â
âFood⦠I wants⦠food.â
The sweet scent of blood and flesh and souls tickles my nostrils.
While I may be called something like the Carrion Devourer, Iâm a scholar on the journey for supreme tastes, and I donât just devour anything out there. I donât know where that name came about.
I cross my feet onto the pure white throne of marble. Muffled cries are coming from the mouth of the food carrying the throne.
For Demons of Pride⦠breaking their pride before eating them creates the greatest taste.
But whatever the case, I donât feel very much power from him anyways. I guess the taste will be reasonable, at least.
Of course, my stomach is endless, so I wonât do something as foolish as wasting food. I never miss my prayers before and after a meal.
Blood spills out like a fountain, and stains my face. At the same time, the throne begins to sway.
âH-hey! Donât just eat them as you please!â
âGu?â
When I frantically look underneath it, I saw the form of my subordinate gnawing on the head of another with his massive jaw.
Aaaaaah, right when I was in the middle of food preparationsâ¦
Even if the materials are bad, they donât understand my sentiment of making them as tasty as possible.
But raising a crunching sound, the smile that bust out on that wolf face made me feel it didnât matter anymore. Itâs because I can understand how he feels.
Good grief, what helpless children.
I jump off of the Throne, take the right arm of the corpse that had lost its freshness, and put it in my mouth.
The ripe soul only gave off a sweet taste for an instant. With a few chews, it disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Well, well, good grief. This doesnât do anything to my hunger.
When I was ripping off the left arm, the wolf head spoke.
âGu⦠Zebul-zama⦠yo faztâ¦â
âYeah, Iâm⦠one who can eat a bit.â
âDidnât you juzt eats a Demon Lordâ¦â
âYep, that was tasty.â
As I thought, Demon Lords are different. The depth of flavor is different. The texture is different. I can clearly tell that my body is happy when I eat them.
Even if theyâre newcomers, the magic they possess is completely incomparable to the General Class below them.
The Wolf finishes up the head, but when it looked through its spoils for something more, the libs were already gone.
He directs accusatory eyes at me.
âUnfairâ¦â
Well, well.
The things kids say these days.
The endless longings he held in regards to food made me speak with admiration.
âNot unfair, not unfair. You have to take your own food⦠by yourself. The one who fought Claud Astal was me, right? Itâs natural that I be the one to eat him. Did you perhaps do anything?â
âZat demon juzt now⦠I killed himâ¦â
â⦠Really? Was that how it was? Fufufu, well, the achievements of the vassals are those of the Kingâs correct? If you hate it⦠youâve got to rise up in the world.â
If you do, youâll someday come to learn the taste of a Demon Lord. Well, perhaps youâll live happier if you never learn it.
I activate a Gluttony Skill.
I use my magic, and my stomach shakes even further with hunger.
ãMillion Dishã
The tentacles that grew from my back pierce the body of the former Pride Demon that had already lost its head and limbs.
The wolf head raises a cry.
âWaitâ¦â
âFufufu, well, Iâll leave you a bit.â
Gluttony skills are used only during meals.
Each tentacle moves individually, and the Pride Demonâs body was eaten up in under a second.
The wolf head hurriedly tried to bite at it, but his teeth clicked together fruitlessly in the empty air.
Fufufu⦠to intrude on anotherâs meal, what bad eating manners, kid.
âAaaaaaaah, you zaid you would⦠leave a bitâ¦â
âFufufu⦠thank you for the meal⦠it tasted decent.â
Even if heâs General-class, I guess thatâs all heâs got. As I thought, back in the dayâ¦
No, that was only the Fifteenth Rank Demon Lord. The Demons heâs amassed are just that level.
â⦠Zebul-zamaâ¦â
âFufu, see, I left it, did I not?â
The teary-eyed wolf⦠heâs a General Class Demon belonging to my army, Gar Luxeed. I pointed to the pure-white throne, and offered it to him.
â⦠The throne.â
âI donât⦠needs a plate.â
Good grief, as a General Class, he lacks dignity⦠shouldnât higher class Demons have a bit more elegance?
Ahaha, well, wolves are carnivorous, was it? That is⦠Iâve done something bad.
But you shouldnât be so picky with food.
âI see⦠fufu, then I guess Iâll eat itâ¦â
â⦠Edible thingz are edible.â
âWhen it comes down to it, sometimes you have to get down and eat the dirt and stones as well.â
The mouth on the hand I pointed with⦠the fangs shaved at the marble.
Itâs not a bad taste. But even if itâs made with high quality materials, in the end, itâs just a plate. Itâs fine for fooling my hunger, but as I thought, it canât rival whatâs supposed to be on the plate.
The warâs long since finished, and this is the victory banquet.
The army of Pride has fallen, and all the enemy soldiers became food.
They definitely werenât a match for me at all. Despite having their Demon Lord with them, in just two hours, their defeat was already decided.
Our army only contains Gluttony Demons, but Gluttony excels in attack power, and the most basic of Gluttony Skills, ãWave of Starvationã is one with a large area of effect.
As long as Iâm here, all Demons below a certain level of ability simply get caught up in the skill, and end up as nothing but food.
Of course, I did make sure to hold back, but they were an indecisive bunch from the start.
Fufufu, thereâs no meaning in an indecisive Superbia Demon. In the end, heâs just a loser who submitted himself to Kanon Iralaude.
Pride is⦠stronger the more arrogance one has. And that also increases the flavor.
Thereâs also the fact that the difference in rank between us was too great, but the ãOverruleã the Demon Lord used wasnât anything special either.
His screams of despair werenât bad as a seasoning, though.
Having finished eating the throne, I pat my stomach.
Iâm quite slim. All the nutrition goes to feeding my Gluttony Skills.
âZebul-zama⦠Iâm hungry.â
âHmm? Already? ⦠I guess itâs because there was just quantity without qualityâ¦â
With this, Iâve barely broken even with what was used up by my skills.
I scan the surroundings, but everything I could gnaw on had disappeared into someoneâs stomach or another, and all I saw were eyes sparkling with hunger.
Well, well, regular eating should give a better feeling of fullness, but⦠well, thereâs no helping it if they canât endure it.
Since I just ate a Demon Lord, I can still hold on for a while, but answering to the expectations of his men is also a Kingâs duty, is it not?
I hit the palms of my hands together, and addressed the faces of my men, who were seething in their basic desires.
âNow, letâs go search for some more foodâ¦â
âYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!â
My subordinates cry out. The ground shakes under their hunger, and the cries of beasts ring through the air.
They have more than enough motivation. A majority of my gluttonous followers have the forms of beast. For them, who have not the power to bite through everything, itâs a form theyâve taken on to at least be able to eat chew through some hard things.
And so, my armyâs members⦠arenât that good at using their heads. Well, to do nothing but eat, there really isnât the need.
Among them, the one whoâs actually known as quite a resourceful General, Gar, has drool dripping from his mouth as he unfurls a map.
The Great Demon Kingâs Castle, the Palace of Rending Flames is surrounded by other Demon Lordsâ territories, and it doesnât look like weâll be able to reach it so easily.
So before eating Kanon-sama, having the other Demon Lords as appetizers as we continue towards the Palace is a wonderful plan if I do say so myself.
Fufufu, even I⦠taking on multiple Demon Lords at once will be difficult. Letâs just go around eating them in order.
As long as the Great Demon King goes into my stomach, my abilities should rise further. I could even be the King in her place.
Itâs because the Demon Lords are all overflowing with ambition. No one will care about a King who was weak enough to get eaten.
On the route Gar pointed to, was a territory divided by a line.
A vast land along the path with the shortest distance to the Great Demon King. Its width was such that adding together the land of the Demon Lords I ate yesterday and today wasnât nearly enough. An expanse that would take more than a day to cross, even on a Flying Dragon. If we wanted to avoid this land, weâll have to take on quite a detour.
Upon seeing the name marked on it, I knit my brow.
âOh my⦠what a navigation error. Why is it that with almost twenty Demon Lords out there, this guyâs name has to pop up?â
âHmm? Iz there a problem?â
âA big one. BIG ONE. For godâs sake, what was Mizna and the others thinking when they thought up this routeâ¦â
âZebul-zama⦠Mizna isnât here anymore. Setter and Grad as well.â
âNo, I know. They were tasty.â
I understand, but, you know, I want to offer a word of complaint or two.
I remember the three Kanon-sama dispatched to keep watch over me.
My own men are of no help in planning, so my invasion plans were skillfully drawn up by those three. Of course, I wasnât honest enough to tell them it was all to eat Kanon-sama.
All they thought up was the route. Naturally, as they were under the direct control of Kanon-sama, they would only be in the way after that, so once they had drafted a plan, they became my dinnerâs appetizer.
In the end, a General Class, taken by surprise at that, is no match for me.
Well, I did savor the taste. The fact that they were much tastier than the generals of that Pride army must be a difference in basic quality.
But still, for it to have come to thisâ¦
For once in a long time, an emotion other than hunger floated up. I touched the name on the map.
Honestly⦠I really donât feel up for this one.
âWaz the problem?â
â⦠You, could it be you donât know of the Demon Lord of Acedia, Leigie of the Slaughterdolls?â
Former Rank Four. After some recent achievements, heâs been promoted to Rank Three; a high ranking Demon Lord of Sloth.
Itâs not like a Demon Lordâs strength can be determined solely by ranking, and itâs not like Iâm that afraid of his strength. He isnât some newcomer, like me, heâs an old age Demon Lord who survived the Heavenly War ten thousand years ago. But that isnât very scary to me.
Of course, Iâve never fought him, but the fact that heâs clung to life for this long also means that heâs stored up just that much power. Thus, itâs completely true that he wonât be as easy as those Rank Fifteen and Rank Sixteen Lords, but the essence of the problem lies elsewhere entirely.
I let out a deep sigh.
And to my cute subordinates, who didnât understand anything, I delivered the shocking truth.
âDemons of Sloth are⦠bitter, arenât they?â
âBitterâ¦?â
âYeah, I always honor whoever I beat by eating them whatever they may be, however⦠even for me, I donât want to eat a Demon of Sloth.â
âEeeeeeeeeh?â
Gar jumps up in a gesture of surprise.
Youâre overreacting⦠I think as I survey the surroundings, only to find my subordinates, who never think of anything besides eating, and never display a fragment of intelligence staring as if they had just seen something unbelievable.
Nononono.
I tried to give a simple explanation. This is the knowledge of Gluttony.
âNo, itâs not, well⦠the lower level Demons are fine, you see. But the more they carry their Sloth to the extremes, the ways through which they can carry it out increases⦠Within them, in order to prevent getting eaten, thereâs this skill that drops the flavor of their meat and soul, soâ¦â
Thatâs dangerous.
Itâs an individual skill, and quite a High Ranking one, but itâs a terrifying expression of flavor.
That taste is, in itself bitter enough to give permanent mental trauma with just one bite. Itâs not on a level where some people who like bitter foods can partake in it. Itâs not a matter of like, or dislike. Itâs just plain bad.
Even for someone called the Devourer, in eating, I only want to eat the best of foods, and from one whoâs even eaten all sorts of poisons to try and fill my endless stomach⦠itâs bad. Itâs terrible enough to kill. It was the first, and only thing in my life to ever give me a stomachache.
Then thereâs always the option of swallowing whole, you may think, but thatâs wrong. Their taste resounds in their very souls. Even if you send it directly to your stomach, itâs without a doubt terrible.
To change taste as not to be eaten, itâs like an attribute of a fruit.
âLower level Sloth⦠has a nice affinity, and they donât move, so theyâre easy to hunt, and their flavor is unique, but not badâ¦but it has to be a Demon Lord of all things.â
âMeaning?â
In a beat, I put power into my words, and declare.
âThe worst tasting thing in this world. Thereâs no question about it.â
âOooooooooooh.â
Iâm not sure what theyâre misunderstanding, but theyâve started clapping.
⦠You guys, you donât get it at all. I guess thatâs true. Gluttonyâs outlook on food is excessively open minded⦠so not being tasty is one thing, but Iâll bet theyâve never tasted the true meaning of Terrible.
I cannot help but bless them for their good fortune. Among my thousands of years of life, itâs a trauma that goes directly in my top three.
Well, you donât often get a chance to eat a Sloth Demon, and once they go above General Class, they appear on the battlefield less and less, so Iâll bet we wonât meet any.
⦠Hmm?
â⦠I see⦠You anticipated that he wouldnât come out. Miznaâ¦â
âHm?â
I see. If you put it like that, then I understand.
Truly, a Demon Lord of Sloth personally participating is impossible.
If you ask why, unlike Gluttony, their cravings do not require them to harm others, and the Demon Lord of Sloth should be the laziest existence within the entire Demon World.
Thereâs no way he would join in something as troublesome as a war. Even if the Great Demon King ordered it, itâs impossible.
I tried looking through my memory for Leigieâs face, but I couldnât bring it up.
Having served under the reigns of three different Great Demon Kings, I should be the oldest veteran within Kanon-samaâs army, but no matter how far I probe my memory, I cannot picture the image of Leigie of the Slaughterdolls.
I frowned, as I concentrated nutrients to my brain. And I was finally able to pull out a memory.
Itâs definitely faint, but I remember.
He was definitely there during the festival in which Great Demon King Kanon-sama took office. Being pulled around by his inspector.
He had black hair, and an unreliable slim figure. How the hell is that guy a⦠I remember the other Demon Lords saying such things.
âWhatz wrong? Zebel-zamaâ¦â
â⦠Wait a second. Huh? I think he was there for the previous King Ferris Craun as wellâ¦â
My memory traces even further back.
The festival when the previous Demon Lord was instated.
My memory is hazy, and everything looks covered up by mist, but he was definitely there.
A black haired, and sloppy-looking man, carried on the back of his subordinate. How the hell is that guy a⦠I remember the other Demon Lords saying that. Just barely.
I tilt my head.
â⦠Huh? Hang on, just how long has he been there⦠Ferris Craun was in office for quite a while, wasnât heâ¦â
Ferris was inaugurated as the Great Demon King more than twenty thousand years ago.
Even I canât remember the Great Demon King before that, but when I first became a Demon Lord, was that man there? Wasnât he?
A Demonâs lifespan is exceedingly long, but for him to live this long, he must have considerable power.
I think he wasnât there that long ago, but I donât have too much confidence in it.
Probably because whether he was there or not wouldnât change anythingâ¦
âZebul-zama, what shoulds we do?â
âHmm⦠Even if you ask me that. Since weâve come all the way here, we have no choice but to go for it.â
Weâve already burned our bridges on the way here, so it all depends on how fast we can take down Kanon-sama.
Taking a roundabout way is⦠unfavorable. Weâll have to head forward with determination and resolve.
Luckily, Sloth is said to excel in durability. It has an exceedingly good affinity with Gluttony. As long as I can endure the taste.
No, for taste⦠itâs been a really long time since I last ate a higher rank Sloth. My memory is vague, and it could be that only the impact remained in it, and if I try eating one now, it wonât actually be so bad.
Yeah. Thatâs right. The past aside, there no way the current me can eat something and be repulsed by it.
Whatâs more, thereâs no way that Sloth will actually come out. If they offer any resistance, itâll be the Slothâs army at most. Leigieâs army is definitely known to be powerful, but at most, theyâre full of Generals. No match for me.
On the contrary, I canât wait to taste them.
âOkay, then weâll go on a direct path towards the Palace of Rending Flames!â
âYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!â
Kanon-sama⦠please wait for me.
I am, as the representative of all Gluttony Demons, going to get a taste of you.