Chapter 409 - [31st Round] Elfheim Family
FFF-Class Trashero
The Fantasy and Festival creatures that I managed were largely divided into two.
Real and illusions.
Bluntly put, their category depended on whether or not they could fully exist outside of my dimension.
Naturally, they were real if they could.
However, this criterion was meaningless for the vast majority, considering they had never even gone out of the planetâs atmosphere, let alone the dimension.
Butâ¦
âIt doesnât matter.â
It was like finding out that oneâs wife, whom they thought was unique, was actually just one of the originalâs clones that slept with other men.
If they really loved her, it would be quite unbearable.
âI met Erdanti, the Divine Dragon Queen, when the timelines messed up due to Parmaelâs divine power.â
Noebius, who decided he couldnât keep wasting time, disappeared⦠into human society.
It was at this time that I also met the First Hero, the culprit behind all tragedies.
Hence, my meeting with Erdanti was inevitable at that time, considering she was already active as the First Saintess.
The rest were history.
She began to develop feelings for Noebius, while Fugitive Senior set up a trap out of jealousy, turning him into a public enemy.
In response, my best friend killed countless dragons and adventures. However, exhausted, Parmael captured him aliveâ¦
It was quite tragic.
âThis might just be caused by my useless regret, and it might already be too late, but I want to hold on to even the faintest hope and tiniest possibility.â
âFriend! Letâs go!â
â⦠Thank you.â
âI should be the one thanking you, my dear friend!â
However, traversing the universe with willpower alone wouldnât be easy!
It was just that vast!
âIs this the correct address, Ssosia?â
âYes, it is.â
I didnât even need to result to Mollansoftâs power over information to find Fugitive Seniorâs home address. I just needed to use the spaceâs search engine, and it immediately popped up.
Macrocosm A, Galaxy B, Solar System C, Planet D, Continent E, Region F, City Gâ¦
How could I locate him with this?
I already encountered a problem just from trying to find the macrocosm alone.
âSeriously, how are we supposed to get thereâ¦â
âDonât worry about that.â
âS-e-e-e-e-ex!â
The stingrayâs obscene cry echoed majestically.
âI will show you the power of space steeds that only successful wives possess, handsome husband. If you show it the address, itâll take you there immediately.â
âReally?â
Could this mat really be such a convenient sports car?
âItâll be faster to see it for yourself.â
âS-e-e-e-ex~â
The space stingray, with brightly shining eyes, looked at what was typed down on my cowardly wifeâs smartphone.
âOh?!â
I found out that labeling it a must-have item for successful wives wasnât an exaggeration.
Once it had scanned an address, it would automatically take its rider to it no matter where it was in the universe.
It was truly the ideal vehicle.
âThen, Ssosia, Iâll be borrowing your stingray.â
âHuh? What about me?â
I didnât know what to say.
My first apostle wasnât aware of it, but I promised to take Kaisa out on a date to make it up to her.
If I were to take my cowardly wife with me, I would be punished.
Kaisaâ¦
Unfortunately, Pedonar killed the ârealâ version of her. Since she was just a clone now, she couldnât go out of this dimension.
But I couldnât say it straight out.
âI need you to look after Fantasy.â
âWhat are two guys alone going to do, though?â
âDonât mock us. Noebius is definitely neutral, and I am the Righteous Hero.â
There was nothing wrong with two brothers hanging out! None of it went against any morals, conscience, or principles!
âThe fact that youâre coming is exactly why Iâm suspicious of youâ¦â
âDonât worry. Iâm a Hero! I am worthy of your trust.â
I brought peace to my wives since only then could my territory be at peace as well.
Moreover, if I left them as it was, my last years wouldâve been the same as Fugitive Seniorâs.
âWell, have a safe trip.â
Pouting, Ssosia passed over the stingray.
âI will wait for Your Majestyâs return, counting every passing day that I donât get to spend with you.â
Kaisa looked at me with her piercing eyes.
Her spine was tinglingâ¦
âMollan~!â
âOh! Thank you for seeing me off, Master Mollan!â
I was just an ignorant being before, but now I know that Master Mollan was the noblest slime in the universe.
While others didnât recognize his greatness, I immediately noticed it as soon as we first met.
âMollanâ¦â
Perhaps out of shyness, he returned to hiding between Ssosiaâs breasts.
It was time for me to leave as well.
âWe wonât take long. Letâs go, stingray.â
âS-e-e-e-e-ex!â
â⦠Your cries are as obscene as always.â
My heart started beating fast.
Freedom after 200 years.
Upon causing all the worlds to merge, the power supply Fantasy needed was greatly reduced.
[Hero]
[Hero]
I appointed Ssosia and Kaisa, my apostles, to provide the divine power my territory needed in my stead.
With the maintenance cost of my dimension significantly lowered from hundreds of thousands to mere tens, what was impossible in the past now became possible.
âOh⦠thatâs right.â
On the way, I stopped by Festival, where another one of my wives residedâ¦
âSex?â
âShh.â
âS-e-e-e-e-e-ex~â
The Righteous Hero rode the stingray out of Fantasy!
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â⦠I didnât think youâd fulfill your promise right away, my friend, but you actually left immediately after finishing everything that had to be done.â
âHahaha.â
I didnât know it would be like this either.
I didnât want to say, âIâll love all my wives equally!â like Fugitive Senior, but it was only proper for me to provide them with basic safety measures, at the very least.
If someone invaded and took my wives while I was awayâ¦
Then it would be hard to bear.
âRetribution!â
âRetribution!â
⦠When I saw my twin daughters, I felt like I didnât really need to come here after all.
[Retribution]
[Retribution]
The romantium I had trouble finding was only the size of a ping-pong ball, but my children had one the size of a pillow, even though it was 69% alloy.
If one were to get hit by that soft-looking romantium pillow, they would be disintegrated down to the very last fragment of their existence, leaving nothing behind.
I didnât know what happened to this world.
ã??A certain innocent goddess looks proudly at the twins.ã??
ã??A certain god expresses gratitude.ã??
ã??A certain innocent goddess smiles broadly.ã??
All the other deities left after eating popcorn, but this innocent goddess kept following me for some reason.
ã??A certain god wishes for the happiness of his descendants.ã??
ã??A certain righteous divine being frowns.ã??
ã??A certain god claims to be shameless and weak.ã??
ã??A certain righteous divine being pretends to be troubled.ã??
A certain god appeared upon meeting the unfortunate Elfheim family on the Festival planet.
Based on his messages, he seemed to be their ancestor.
That asideâ¦
âMother! How can you leave me alone to flirt with father?! You have no idea how many times I traveled through Fantasy to find you?!â
âOh? Why?â
âWhat do you mean âwhyâ?!â
âIlleana, why are you still looking for me despite how old you are? You shouldâve focused your time on finding a man and becoming independent.â
âI was worried about you, and thatâs all you have to say?!â
âMy ignorant daughter. You shouldnât take your frustration of having your man stolen from you on your mom.â
âOh, forget it!â
Hmm. It was very peaceful.
Elfheim seemed unwilling to stop the argument between his wife and daughter.
He was far too busy, after all.
âSelenis, Selvenus. Why donât you play with your powerless grandfather?â
âGrandpa is weak!â
âRight! Too weak!â
âHahaha! Iâm beyond grateful that my granddaughters, both strong and healthy, are taking the time to worry about me!â
âGrandpa is amazing.â
âRight. Really great.â
âThatâs your grandfatherâs only strength! Now, listen. Among the Heroes who gathered this time, there were those who wanted to create a harem of elves. That wouldnât have been a problem if not for the complaints of the parents and children they abandoned.â
âAre they strong?â
âIf theyâre strong, I will fight them.â
âI donât know. It remains unclear to me if the rumors about them are exaggerated or understated since theyâre Heroes. However, I do have their names: Zeus, Sieg, Lilith, Shiva.â
ã??A certain innocent goddess wants the harem creators to be punished.ã??
ã??A certain innocent goddess provides full support.ã??
Whoosh!
I felt the pillow the twins hugged becoming so powerful that I started worrying that they would be capable of breaking Festival itself into fragments.
â⦠Iâve got a long way to go.â
Having the support of one of the three most powerful deities in the universe was definitely on a different level.
The Mollansoft Chairman and my daughtersâ¦
They were obviously just apostles, but they were still stronger than most gods.
Iâd have to become more powerful as well to avoid getting left behind by my younger daughters.
Elfheim looked back at me.
âHaha! Did you enjoy the night you spent with my daughter, Hero? Her body might be weak, but she is rich in size!â
âDo you really think those are the right words to say after treating your son-in-law like an invisible person for an entire day?â
âHahaha! You broke my heart a little when you sent mischievous Heroes here. Itâs like throwing garbage in the very home your daughters had cleaned⦠Anyway! Haha!â
âJust hang in there for a bit.â
âA bit? Then I trust youâll resolve this within a hundred years.â
âSure.â
If I were still a human, I wouldâve desperately tried to solve it within a year.
Although it wasnât as much as the other elves since he had been tainted by human culture, Elfheim was also very generous with time.
âBe careful, Hero.â His voice grew serious.
âWhat?â
âWhile you were busy all night producing my third grandchild, Noebius and I spoke. Be careful around who youâre going to go up against.â
âIs he that dangerous?â
âAlthough he has many flaws due to his human nature, the First Hero is like an onion in terms of strength and fate. Since the Goddess of Luck always favors him, heâll keep coming no matter how many times you peel him off.â
âHmmâ¦â
I took his advice into consideration.
In particular, the word âluck,â which was deeply related to the universeâs favor, was seriously annoying.
Now that I had become too strong, I no longer had that favor.
Hence, luck would extremely likely be a major variable in our upcoming battle.
âS-e-e-e-ex?â
âAlright. Itâs time for us to go.â
âGoodbye, dad!
âCome again, dad!â
I promised my twin daughters I would visit them soon as they saw me off.
I hoped theyâd swing their pillow gently. Otherwise, Festival might break while they were trying to catch the Heroes trying to create harems.
âOkay. Iâll see you soon.â
âAre we finally leaving?â Noebius, who had been waiting for a day, asked in a sharp tone.
âDonât you feel good after coming back to your hometown, my friend?â
âThis place brings up so many bad memories that they overwhelm the good ones I have.â
âI see.â
I didnât even know what to say. It was wrong of me to bring it up.
âS-e-e-e-ex!â
âOkay. Stop begging me.â
The Righteous Hero set out to save his friendâs wife!
âS-e-e-ex~â
âWere we really that close?â
I thought the location was tens of light-years away, but we arrived here ten minutes after the stingray screamed for departure.
Planet Palace.
As its name suggested, Fugitive Senior turned this whole planet into a palace for him and his harem.
And surprisinglyâ¦
âSo youâve finally come, cheeky junior. I see you didnât cowardly bring Mollan today.â
Fugitive Senior was standing outside to meet us instead of sitting in his throne room.
How did he know?
âI am not like some innocent goddess.â
ã??A certain restless demonic god laughs loudly.ã??
⦠I could tell just by looking at him.
He was powerful.
It would be better for me if I were to assume a combat stance before he could.
[Hero]
I felt sorry for him, but our battle would be over in an instant.
âIs that Providence?â
âOh? Can you see it?â
âYou shouldnât underestimate me, junior.â
[Undefeated]
[Luck]
He used his absurd divine powers.
âAre you really an onionâ¦?â
âI didnât want to use my hypocritical grandfatherâs power even if it meant my death, but I canât help it. It seems I might actually just die here.â
âAre you talented?â
Could this really be called my talent?
âI couldnât have become this strong in such a short time without my in-laws, so no. I donât think so.â
âNo. Youâre just ignorant of it.â
ââ¦â
I couldnât speak.
The fight that I thought would end swiftly turned out to be surprisingly interesting.
At that time, Fugitive Senior made a declaration.
âIf youâre truly talented, junior, youâll meet your end here.â
âNo. Iâll win.â
âThen weâve reached an impasse.â
Bang!
I responded to my seniorâs words with a surprise attack, thus marking the beginning of our battle!