Chapter 387 - [28th Round] Righteous Hero
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The Holy Sword of the Southern Continent, Mollancoin, could freely change its size and weight.
Of course, it had limits, but normal-sized Heroes wouldnât know about them.
It was time to get to work.
âTo the Dwarven Kingdom.â
[Route creation completed.]
[ETA: 112 seconds]
If I were an ordinary student, I wouldâve solved the problem revolving around the Elf Empireâs desire to conquer the world, but I deliberately ignored it since my goal right now was just to break through the 90th floor.
âDo not forget to work on your reputation here, pitiful students.â
? Request: Counselor Kang Han Soo, no matter how insignificant the students may be, please refrain from addressing them as such on the air.
âOh! Iâll take your comments into account, Morality Teacher!â
She was kinder to me before, thoughâ¦
Her severity pierced my tender heart.
It felt like a high wall had been erected between our wonderful friendship.
? Apology: Iâm sorry if I upset you, but this is an important live broadcast that most students are watching. I also plan to use it as a reference in future educational policy development.
My cowardly wife had a meeting with her mother, so she wasnât working right now, but the Fantasy Institution still seemed to be functioning without issue.
? Explanation: Director Ssosiel pre-assigned work to the faculty members so she could focus on caring for her child.
My dream was to be a gigolo and live for my own pleasure, but I was actually sacrificing myself for the sake of my wife and son.
How did this happen?
After the end of the inspection, I would definitely break free!
âAh! Weâre here.â
Mollanfors stopped over the royal palace of the Dwarf Kingdom.
Everything was huge by default in the Giant Empire, which was why their reaction towards my aircraft wasnât harsh or explosive. Meanwhile, the dwarves were clearly intimidated.
âAh! What is that?!â
âMy God!â
âDid we anger God?!â
âHow is this possibleâ¦â
In horror, they all stared at Mollanfors, which was so huge its shadow covered the entire capital of the kingdom.
Such stupid dwarves.
Spending their talent on weapons rendered useless in modern warfare, they were defeated by a lone inventor.
This was the power of science.
? Shiva: I also flew there once to show off, but my ship was shot down. The same fate awaits him.
? Zeus: Itâs your fault that happened to you.
? Odin: Did it really even happen in the first place?
? Allah: Youâre an asshole for showing off.
? M. Satan: Please refrain from sending insults.
? Amon: Our dear Satan is still working hard even after he graduated. (Warning 1/3)
? Isis: An immediate warning?
? Luna: Haha. Thatâs funny.
? Sieg: I love you, dear Satan! I cannot live a day without this community.
? Opion: Thatâs a heartbreaking confession.
In short, the Dwarf Kingdom could be sundered in an instant, but that didnât mean they were defenseless.
The townspeople were evacuated underground, and the defenders aimed their crossbows at us.
Moreover, next to us, their guardian dragon appeared in the sky.
âSssssiaaaaaaaaahhhh!â Menacingly roared Queen of Wisdom Marlfari, the dragon in love with a dwarf prince who once died of overwork while carrying out an order from Fugitive Senior.
She didnât attack immediately. However, as if demanding that we retreat, she bared her fangs threateningly.
? Shiva: If they donât budge, sheâs going to preemptively attack after 10 seconds. After that⦠BOOM!
? Baal: I understand youâre upset that you lost 1st place, but reveal your dark historyâ¦
? Zeus: Donât mind him.
? Odin: Hasnât it been 10 seconds yet?
? Adam: Itâs either that or weâre experiencing the longest 10 seconds to ever exist.
As she was about to attack us with the force of the wind, the trademark technique of the silver dragons, her jaws clamped shut when she saw Kang Han Soo and Alex standing on the Mollanforsâ deck.
Flash!
She then transformed into a woman with silk-like silvery hair.
âWhatâs going on here, Hero?â She asked as she boarded my ship, her eyes looking closely at Kan Han Soo, not me.
Well, even if he was an alter ego, he was still me.
It came in extremely handy. He was, after all, the MAX-Class Hero.
He pointed at me.
âThis is my clueless junior, and they came here to get the Holy Sword that you hold.â
âIs that so? I thought the sage that doesnât understand the beauty and value of art had invadedâ¦â
âNonsense. If Shakespeare chose to do that, you would already be dead.â
âI canât deny that.â
Marlfari then greeted Alex and the Snow Woman.
She didnât even seem to notice me, but I understood her. Due to the incident caused by Fugitive Senior, she hated Heroes.
After a while, she finally looked at me with her silver eyes.
âSo you came to get the Holy Sword?â
âYes.â
âPeace now reigns on the continents of Fantasy after Demon Lord Pedonarâs reign ended. Therefore, I do not understand why you want to rekindle a new war.â
If it were me from the past, I wouldâve answered, âTo return to my beautiful hometown!â
But the story is a little different now.
I couldnât even say that the inspectorate was forcing me.
I couldnât postpone my answer or remain silent either.
The moment she asked me that question, her trial for the Hero had already begun.
I replied calmly.
âThis is a question that we must ask God, who called me, saying that the world was in danger. However, if you want to hear my opinion, I just want to see the truth with my own eyes.â
âArrogant Hero. You dare make such a statement simply because you consider yourself a righteous being.â
âI am.â
In 200 years of my heroic life, I had never once questioned my sense of justice.
âI understand where youâre coming from, but words alone cannot prove your worth. Let me give you a simple test. If you pass it, I will immediately give you the Holy Sword.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âIâm listening.â
I didnât even know what the test would be this time.
In the past, when I gave instructions to the rulers of the continents, I simply told her to help the Heroes.
Marlfari smiled brightly.
âGive up your harem.â
*****
Fugitive Senior could be said to be the culprit behind this test.
He wanted to take possession of all beautiful women, regardless of race, which was why he set his sights on Marlfari.
As a result, this silver flying lizard now hated harems.
To her, it was the essence of evil that destroyed the love of others!
It didnât matter if the Hero was a man or a woman.
The Righteous Hero had to be monogamous.
? Amon: Thatâs why I gave up the Holy Sword of the Eastern Continent.
? Zeus: Harem ] 1 Holy Sword
? Odin: It sounds easy, but for some, it is hell. Even if you just temporarily exclude the beauties from your party, your reputation will plummet.
? Allah: I wonder what the teacher will do.
I didnât prepare to receive the Holy Sword of the Eastern Continent, so I had no information at all.
I had to improvise.
âGive it to me.â
âWhat?â
âThe Holy Sword.â
When I dealt with Giant King Phoenix, I had to pay attention to the tone of his voice, as his attitude had a huge impact on his version of the âHeroâs Trial.â
In this case, it wasnât required. If the Hero had no harem, Marlfari would hand over the Holy Sword to them.
She should be ashamed to call this a test.
âThe women in the party whom you fell in love withââ
âThere are none,â I interrupted her sharply.
I had touched the spine and pelvis of some women, including the Imperial Princess and Aqua, but my vessel was biologically still a virgin.
âAnd this girlâ¦â
âSheâs married.â
The Snow Woman was Alexâs wife. Therefore, she couldnât be categorized as part of my harem.
âDonât ignore me!â
Disco got angry for some reason.
âAre you breaking your promise not to interfere with the Heroâs adventure?â
â⦠No. Please donât get me wrong. This is just a matter of pride. Queen of Wisdom Marlfari, I am an unmarried woman, but I already have a master. I can provide evidence later in person. Therefore, please, letâs avoid discussing this.
âOkay.â
There were more men than women in my squad.
But the giant lizard didnât give up so easily.
âWhat is your relationship with the first princess of the Holy Empire?â
âSummoner-victim relationship. Since we are of the same religion, we have established a partnership, nothing more.â
âAnd the Saintessââ
âShe lost her Saintess status and fell into despair, so I set her up with Tomato, the former Holy Knights Commander. She is now married and living a happy life.â
âThen the mermaidââ
âThat sore loser of a fish hates me, so I left her on the Western Continent. Do you have any more questions?â
â⦠No.â
Wisdom Queen Marlfari had carefully checked my past.
However, as the G-Class Hero, I was clean.
âHand it over.â
âI sincerely apologize for doubting your sense of justice, Hero. From here on out, all the dragons under my command will help you in your adventures. Moreover, I present to you the Holy Sword Haymollan. This is the weapon used by the Great Hero, who saved me from the harem of the Vile Hero. Please treat it with care.â
âSure.â
Holy Sword Haymollan.
Its name changed after the school transitioned to the 5th curriculum, but its functions and appearance remained the same as when it was known as Holy Sword B.
It enhanced the effects of the Heroâs skills and helped them easily master attributes other than Divinity.
As Marlfari said, I used it for a while before getting Nucleon.
And now it was again in my hands.
âGood luck.â
âMay Mollanâs blessing be with you.â
I completed my business on the Eastern Continent in less than half a day.
? Odin: Where did the one who said the space station would be shot down in 10 seconds disappear to?
?Zeus: Shiva. Shiva. Where have you gone? Donât cry. Come out. We wonât laugh at you.
? Allah: This is not funny. Stop making fun of them. This teacherâs adventure is rather strange. Getting hold of Holy Sword Haymollan shouldnât be that easy.
? Amon: If one were a eunuch, it would be.
? Isis: But that doesnât apply to the teacher. I saw him take a shower ^^
? Luna: Right. Thereâs nothing wrong with that part of him.
⦠Even though this wasnât my body, I still didnât like having my privacy invaded.
There was only one continent left.
I headed to the Northern Continent, where Mollanâs Teachings are headquartered.
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The birthplace of Mollanâs Teachings was the Holy Empire, where Master Mollan was hiding, but it was on the Northern Continent that this religion seriously developed.
It wouldnât even be an exaggeration to say no one on the Northern Continent didnât believe in Master Mollan.
âGlory to Mollan!â
âMay Mollanâs blessing be with you!â
âMollan! Mollan!â
However, most of them only blindly believed without knowing his doctrines.
They only followed the fundamental rule of not hunting and chasing slimes.
That was enough, though. After all, everyone was equal before Mollan.
[You have arrived at your destination.]
Mollanâs Teachings Headquarters.
This was the historic site where I, the First Apostle, installed the first-ever flush toilet by hand.
And only religious leaders of Mollanâs Teachings could sit on it.
âStop, ignorant person.â
âPlease indicate the purpose of your visit.â
I was stopped by two paladins guarding the entrance to the temple, which was erected around Flush Toilet No. 1.
This felt awkward.
Wasnât it obvious why people go to the toilet?
Nevertheless, I answered with the Righteous Heroâs smile.
âIâm going to take a big dump.â