Chapter 329 - [21st Round] Handsome Hero!
FFF-Class Trashero
âThereâs no life on the moon Iâm familiar with.â
There used to be many novels and films about people or aliens living on the dark side of the moon.
But after landing on and exploring it, people became convinced there was no life in it.
As for its origin, there was a theory that it broke away from the Earth.
Although it had traces of water and oxygen, its environment was still unsuitable for sustaining life.
What about Fantasyâs two moons?
âSince youâre their God-Creator, you know their structure, right?â
âIn general, yes. The larger one on the left is Fantasiart, and the smaller one on the right is Ssosiart. Theyâre named after my mother and me, which makes them a symbol of our connectionâ¦â
âI asked about their structure.â
âHey! Are you an actual emotionless log?â
âOkay, do the renovation work.â
I left the restoration of Fantasy to her as I headed towards Moons A and B.
Moon A revolved around Fantasy, and Moon B revolved around Moon A.
Moon A was the size of the Earth, and Moon B was similar in size to the Moon. Naturally, Fantasy itself was much larger. Otherwise, its locals wouldnât have survived my attack.
âYou should be known as the Savage Hero!â The Addicted Spirit whined.
âWhat?â
âYou destroyed the planet your mother-in-law took care of! Youâre no better than a demented beast!â
âAhem!â
Such was the potential of human capabilities.
[Human]
Who couldâve known that during self-reflection, I would gain new divine power?
âIâm hereâ¦â
Now came the most difficult part: searching for the teacher.
It was a pity that the esteemed President of the Universeâs interest in me had disappeared.
The environment here was the same as Earthâs moon.
The side that the rays of light fell on was hot, like an incandescent lamp, and the other side was cold enough for ice to form.
With such sharp changes in temperature, it wasnât clear how life could exist here.
âThose are all prejudices, Savage Hero.â
âPerhapsâ¦â
If one wasnât strongly influenced by the environment, like me, and they didnât need to breathe, then they could live here.
The reverse side of Moon A.
Oddly enough, a city of angels existed here, created from the same gray materials as Moon Aâs surface.
The buildings here werenât confined spaces.
There were many glassless windows, doorless entrances, and even houses with no roofs or ceilings.
âWelcome, stranger.â
âYou are currently in the twilight side of Fantasiart, stranger.â
âWhat are you doing here, stranger?â
âYouâve come a long way, stranger.â
âNice to meet you, stranger!â
The townspeople rushed to me as if I were some rare and undocumented animal.
It bothered me that they all called me a stranger, but I didnât react to it. Instead, I gave them my Righteous Heroâs smile in good nature.
âIf you need anything, stranger, just tell me!â
âAh! Are you married, stranger?â
âStranger, if youâre not busy, then why donât you come to my houseâ¦â
âYouâre in good shape, stranger.â
Oh?
Seeing my smile, the males left with worried faces. Meanwhile, the women continued to circle around me.
? Delight: Student Kang Han Sooâs popularity is astounding. A beautiful face and a wonderful expression. You have everything that women love.
âI already know that, but I am nonetheless honored to hear that from you, beautiful Trainee Teacher!â
But this was problematic.
The hens surrounded me, interfering with my work as the Righteous Hero.
One of them even took the opportunity to touch my ass and wide chest.
It seemed that she had no evil intentions, at least.
? Race: Ancient Angel
? Level: 999+
? Job: Hero (Experience 200%)
? Skills: Sword Mastery ZZ, Spear Mastery ZZ, Divinity Z, Blessing Z, Flight Zâ¦
? Status: Astonished, Excited, Flow
Except for the mermaids, there were no other females on the continents of Fantasy who would harass me as actively as they did.
I was so handsome that it interfered with my job.
The moment I tried to politely bowâ¦
âGet out! Get out of here! Nasty angelic bitches! Stay away from my husband! Hey, you! Get your hands off him!â
âSe-e-e-e-ex!â
âMollan!â
I heard the voice of my ignorant wife.
âOh! A jealous stranger.â
âAre you the wife of this handsome man, stranger?â
âYouâre acting obscenely, stranger.â
âWhere are your manners, stranger?â
The female angels immediately shamed Ssosia, who flew in on a sexually screaming stingray.
My cowardly wife looked embarrassed.
âCowardly husband! Did you use some dastardly magic on them?â
âI did not do anything.â
This happened simply because I was too handsome.
âDonât lie. I am the only woman in the world who can endure your frightening faceâ¦â
âYouâre spouting lies that no one will believe, stranger.â
âYouâre just terribly jealous, stranger.â
âA stranger does not want to share her beautiful husband with anyoneâ¦â
âBe honest with yourself, stranger.â
Ssosia, criticized by the female angels, pressed herself against my arm and continued her complaints.
âThis is some strange place, husband.â
âSuch is the fate of a wife whose husband is very handsome!â
âThese angels were hit in the head by a meteorite, werenât they? Thatâs why theyâre so dumb.â
âJust accept it.â
âAm I the only one who thinks this is weird?â
I politely addressed the chicken heads that surrounded me.
âGo away.â
I was sure I was extraordinarily handsome, but they might just be trying to distract me from my duty to find an evil teacher.
âYouâre so perfect, stranger.â
âI have never seen such a beautiful face, stranger.â
âMy God! Youâre making my heart race, stranger!â
âHereâs my calling card, stranger.â
They caressed my well-toned chest goodbye, leaving their business cards behind.
âItâs really a little strangeâ¦â
It was true that I was handsome, but it was my first time finding such aggressive women apart from the mermaids.
âStop thinking youâre handsome, cowardly hubby.â
âIsnât that the truth, though?â
âNo! Our relationship is like Beauty and the Beast. However, here, they treat me like a monster, and they regard you as a beautiful existence. This isnât right!â
âHmm? How do you know about Beauty and the Beast?â
âI got acquainted with the culture of your home planet using the mollanphone.â
âI see.â
It was one of her cowardly attempts to monopolize the love of her handsome husband.
âStop it!ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âOh, what happened to Fantasyâs restoration? You didnât leave everything in ruins and rushed here out of sheer jealousy, did you?â
âOf course not. I perfectly restored the planet to its original state.â
âOkay.â
Fantasy, split in half, was indeed once again whole. I could see it with my own eyes.
When did she do that?
âFixing a partially destroyed surface of the planet is difficult since Iâd have to correct the memory of witnesses and restore the environment in a way that would make sense for the people. However, you erased half of the planet completely and cleanly, as if you carefully sliced through its center with a knife, eliminating the need for me to focus on such tiny details.â
âIndeedâ¦â
When I was a high school student on Earth, my homeroom teacher told me that while formatting a broken laptop, it was just easier to reinstall the system than fix the problems.
My wife used a similar principle.
âBy the way, hubby, did you find the teacher?â
âIâll be searching for her now.â
âPfft! Instead of doing important work, you were flirting with these ugly bitches⦠Agh?!â
âDo you want me to punish you severely right here in outer space?â
The MAX-Class Righteous and Handsome Hero embarked on an adventure on the moon!
? Note: I hope you havenât forgotten that I can see everythingâ¦
City X, located on the back of Moon A, was where the heroes who escaped from the planet Fantasy lived.
Their reasons for doing so differed.
Lack of work, political differences, battles over succession, escapism, strategic marriages, false accusations, insults, debtsâ¦
Angels working in the Town Hall, located in City Xâs central square, visited these heroes and asked, âDo you want to join our Church and drink a special fruit punch? (Y / N)â
If the Hero chose âY,â they would move him to City X.
âThatâs all! Kh-kh!â
âThanks for the clear explanation, Hero C.â
Stranger A expressed his gratitude for the information he generously provided.
âMy neckâ¦â
âThatâs amazing. You really donât need to breathe, huh?â
âThis is a special breathing skill.â
âAh! That skill was intended to allow its users to stay longer underwater, but I didnât know it could be used that way.â
âCan you let go of my neck now?â
âHey! How do you explain that?â
I saw a female hero passing by, breastfeeding her newborn baby.
Newborn babies shouldnât have such skills.
âShe has a skill that gives life to a dying companion⦠Kh-kh! Itâs a defensive skill that is constantly active.â
âI understand now.â
I let go of Hero C, who kindly explained everything to me.
The idea of living in space using Fantasy skills was actually impressive.
I found this whole situation funny, though. These heroes were dumped here like unnecessary waste and were then given a second life.
If the teacher were hiding here, then sheâd be at the town hall since it was the most influential place.
It was like a local faculty office.
âAre you planning on breaking right in, hubby?â Asked Ssosia, tightly clutching her husbandâs arm as if she was afraid to let him out of her sight.
âNaturally.â
I had no regrets.
The fact that they helped Fantasy heroes by giving them new beginnings was commendable.
But I had more important things to do.
I stopped near the town hall, the only two-story building in the city.
City Xâs population was small, and there was a lot of space, so there was no need to create tall buildings.
There were also only a few angels working in the town hall, so I shouldnât have had any problems finding my target.
âDonât get distracted and try to find her, Fugitive Senior.â
? Discontent: I know.
I looked inside and checked the stats of all the beings working on the first floor.
However, I was unable to find any teacher.
Hmm. Should we check the second floor?
Maybe she noticed our approach and had already escaped?
? Stop: Stop! Junior! Youâre in too much of a hurry! Look! Behind the third counter on the right!
I turned around and checked again.
Did he mean that senior employee who was poking a bunch of papers in front of a new employee while scolding her?
? Denial: Not her! The new employee whoâs getting scolded!
âThatâs too much of a stretch, Fugitive Senior. You may like her pelvis, but you shouldnât add her to your list of wives.â
? Race: Ancient Angel
? Level: 999+
? Job: Princess (National Strength = Charm â)
? Skills: Blessing G, Charm G, Divinity G, Performing ZZZ, Singing ZZZâ¦
? Status: Depression, Humiliation
She wasnât an evil teacher but a âprincess.â
⦠Stop. Princess?
I went up to them and greeted them, showing my Righteous Heroâs smile.
âExcuse me. Iâm Stranger A.â
âAh!â
âMy God!â
âH-hik?!â
All the chickens perked up at my smile except for the new employee, who looked more frightened than delighted.
Bingo!