Chapter 92: It’s fine if you offend me, but you dare to scold my shit scooper? Do you know that this cat is cheating?
Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger
âHurry up, hurry upâ¦â¦â
Seeing this scene, the old ladiesâ expressions changed, and they hurriedly left.
It seemed that they knew these people very well and were unwilling to provoke them too much.
âWhat are you looking at, you stinky cat? Believe it or not, Iâll k*ll you if you keep staring?â The middle-aged woman cursed, seeing the others leave, leaving only the Big Fat Tabby Cat looking at them.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Youâre so tough, youâre so awesome. You dare to curse me like this? Iâll make sure you regret it. ï¼â Hearing this, Li Li walked towards a nearby shrub with small steps.
These guys just wait a few minutes, heâs going to the Comprehensive Network Trading Mall to get some good stuff. Heâll see if he canât make these bastards suffer.
âMom, letâs go. Weâll wait in the car for that b*tch to come out.â The sleazy young man said, holding a cigarette in his mouth, âDonât think that selling the house to the acquisition company will work. I have eight hundred ways to deal with her. I donât believe she wonât pay then.â
âYeah, letâs go. Letâs see where sheâs moving to?â The middle-aged man said, and the three of them walked towards the parked car.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Iâll look for something, something that will make you regret messing with me. How dare you curse me and my Senior Sister, my litter shovel officer? ï¼â Li Li sneered, his eyes scanning the Comprehensive Network Trading Mall, and soon he found something interesting.
âBad Luck Doll: A doll that brings bad luck to creatures. Anyone who comes into contact with it will be plagued by bad luck for life. ï¼Note: This item has a greater effect on ordinary creatures and is not obvious on extraordinary creatures. Please purchase with caution. Items sold in the Comprehensive Network Trading Mall are non-refundable. ï¼â
âMeow meow~ ï¼This thing is good, I want these three guys to be unlucky, the kind that makes them choke on water. ï¼â Li Li nodded after seeing the introduction and immediately purchased three Bad Luck Dolls.
At the same time, the Comprehensive Network Currency in his account decreased by 1,500, but Li Li didnât feel distressed.
To see these guys suffer and be unlucky every day? This Comprehensive Network Currency was well worth it.
âSwish, swish, swishâ
With three soft sounds, the purchased Bad Luck Dolls landed in front of Li Li.
These Bad Luck Dolls were only five centimeters tall, with bodies woven from straw and heads made of cloth, a big cross on their faces looking extremely eerie.
These dolls were currently jumping up and down, climbing Li Liâs legs.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Little guys, stop messing around, I didnât buy you to play with me. ï¼â Li Li said angrily, watching this scene, âMeow meow~ ï¼See that black car in front? Thereâs a family of three inside, thatâs your main target, go and bring them bad luck. ï¼â
âSwish, swishâ
Hearing this, the Bad Luck Dolls climbing Li Liâs legs jumped down and ran towards the black car with their short legs.
As they ran faster and faster, their figures became fainter and fainter, and finally, when they hit the car, they completely disappeared.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Good, I donât have to worry about them anymore. ï¼â Li Li nodded with satisfaction, watching this scene. Then he walked towards the second floor of Building Seven with small steps.
Senior Sister suddenly encountering this kind of thing, she must be in need of comfort, right? As a righteous cat, he felt it was time for him to make an appearance.
âD*mn it, what a broken car! Itâs only been on for how long? Why is there no air anymore? D*mn it.â The young man in the driverâs seat cursed angrily when he found that the air conditioner vent was not blowing any air.
It was over thirty degrees outside, the sun was scorching, and this d*mn broken carâs air conditioner wasnât working at this time? Did it want to heat them to death?
âDonât be angry, when we get the demolition money, Iâll buy you a better car.â The middle-aged man said, reaching out to press the window button.
But the window didnât show any sign of going down, only making a âcreakingâ sound.
âD*mn it~â The middle-aged man also cursed angrily.
âForget it, letâs just stand outside.â The middle-aged woman said when she saw this, reaching out to turn the door handle. With a âclickâ, the door handle came off in her hand.
This movement immediately caught the attention of the two people in the front. They looked at the door handle in her hand and cursed:
âD*mn broken car, we have to get rid of it sooner or later.â
âThatâs right, this car is too bad, weâll go find that d*mn store later and make them pay. If they donât compensate us with a new and good one, we wonât let them off.â
The air conditioner was broken, the windows wouldnât roll down, and now the door handle was so fragile, there was definitely something wrong with the quality of this d*mn car.
âYes, make them compensate us with a good one.â The middle-aged woman agreed, having finally opened the door after switching to another one.
As soon as she poked her head out, she bumped into a branch of the camphor tree, instantly clutching her head in pain.
âYou damned thing, you dare to bully us too?â The young man cursed, seeing this scene, and kicked the tree.
Then the tree shook, and ants rained down from the tree onto the three of them, biting their scalps and necks.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Instantly, the three screamed, shaking like they had epilepsy.
They didnât understand why there were so many ants on this tree, and they were red ants too.
âMeow meow~ ï¼These Bad Luck Dolls are quite effective, theyâre already screaming after such a short time? ï¼â Li Li paused slightly, hearing the commotion. He hadnât expected it to be so fast.
Sure enough, the 500 Comprehensive Network Currency was well spent, the effect of the Bad Luck Dolls was really good. He hoped Senior Sister heard it too, she would definitely be happy.
Thinking this, Li Li hopped to the front of the open door.
The police officers hadnât left yet, they were still sitting here, preparing to leave after Liu Yun finished moving.
And Liu Yun was in the bedroom, packing up the last of her belongings.
As soon as Li Li entered the door, the police officers noticed him. All the officersâ eyes looked over at once:
âWow! What a fat tabby cat.â
âYeah, its face is bigger than a bowl, right?â
âMore than that, itâs almost as big as the plates we use at home.â
âCan you guys pay attention to your image? You know weâre on duty, right?â The police captain said angrily, seeing this scene. They were still at the callerâs house, they should save their embarrassing behavior for the station, not here, okay?
Sure enough, upon hearing this, everyone immediately became more reserved. But their eyes couldnât help but look at Li Li.
âMimi, why are you here so early today?â Hearing the sound from outside, Liu Yun immediately walked out of the bedroom and saw Li Li in front of the police officers.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Of course Iâm here to help Senior Sister uphold justice and punish evil. ï¼â Li Li replied, walking to Liu Yun with small steps and letting her pick him up, âHas Mimi eaten breakfast? Do you want to eat something at Senior Sisterâs house?â
âMeow meow~ ï¼Of course I do, you know Iâm helping Senior Sister with something. ï¼â Hearing this, Li Li nodded his big head and looked at the iron bowl beside them.
That iron bowl was his food bowl here, but it was empty at the moment, it looked like there wasnât any food yet.
âLooks like our chubby cat is really hungry, Senior Sister will get you some cat food, okay? Be good and stay in the living room, donât run around.â Liu Yun said, stroking Li Liâs big head, and put him down.
As soon as he landed, Li Li immediately ran to the iron bowl, looking ready to eat.
The police officers watching this scene couldnât help but whisper:
âThereâs a reason why itâs this big, look how focused it is.â
âYeah, but this is the first time Iâve seen such a friendly tabby cat.â
âMore than that, this is the first time Iâve seen such a fat tabby cat.â
âKeep your voices down.â The police captain said, glancing at the Fat Gourd sitting down. Then he heard cries for help from outside.
âHelpâ¦â¦
Three figures, covered in yellow blisters and faces swollen like pig heads, knelt on the ground, wailing in pain.
But the neighbors who saw this didnât come to help, instead they gloated and said, âI told you they would get their retribution, look how fast it came.â
âWho says it didnât? As they say, heaven is watching what people do. This family of three is bad news.â
âGo down and see whatâs going on.â The police captain, making sure he hadnât misheard, said to the officer beside him.
âYes.â Hearing this, the whispering officers went downstairs. When they came to the three people who were crying for help, they couldnât help but gasp, âThey should be the family of three who just went down, how did they become like this?â
âI donât know, but we shouldnât touch them, call an ambulance quickly.â
âYes, yes, they look so scary, did they touch something they shouldnât have?â
They had seen a lot of dead people, but compared to the three people in front of them, they were nothing.
The family of three in front of them looked like three toads, covered in pustules. It was simply terrifying.
If it was contagiousâ¦â¦ it wouldnât be good.
âHelpâ¦â¦ Help us, help us.â The young man shouted, convulsing all over, his voice becoming increasingly hoarse. But no one dared to come forward to check.