Chapter 89: Fast, right? Is this fast enough? I saved several decades of my life.

“You’re welcome, it’s fate that we met. Fatty, why aren’t you talking?” The old lady poked Li Li, who was beside her.

Why was this chubby cat so quiet now? It would be nice if it meowed a few times.

“Meow meow~ （As if you’d understand even if I did, old lady. And what do you want me to say? Should I say you should bring my Litter Shovel Officer over here?）” Li Li muttered.

If he had known that these two elders were so rich, he should have brought his stupid Litter Shovel Officer along. Maybe they would have reduced the rent for him.

But this was just wishful thinking. If he really brought his Litter Shovel Officer here and let the three of them meet, it would be a big mess.

He didn’t want his stupid Litter Shovel Officer to meet these temporary Litter Shovel Officers unless it was absolutely necessary.

“I told you to speak, so you really did.” The old lady laughed and scolded when she heard the voice.

“Meow meow~ （What else?）” After being petted, Li Li stood up from under the old lady’s hand and stretched.

Although it was comfortable lying here, he still had important things to do. He couldn’t lie down here anymore. He had to leave and go back to the residential complex.

“What? Fatty, are you leaving?” The old man asked when he saw this.

This chubby cat always sat if it could, and lay down if it could sit. It only stood up when it was about to run away.

“Meow meow~ （Yes, I’m leaving.）” Li Li nodded his big head, jumped off the sofa, and said to the affectionate Calico cat family, “Meow meow~ （Stay here with Glasses Bro for a while. I have something to take care of and need to go back.）”

“Meow meow~ （Brother Li, are you in a hurry? Do you have to go back now?）” Calico cat asked, getting up from the floor.

The kittens also got up and ran to Li Li, rubbing against him and saying,

“Meow meow~ （Yeah, yeah, Daddy, stay a little longer.）”

“Meow meow~ （Yeah, yeah. I miss you, Daddy.）”

“Meow meow~ （I really have something to do and I must leave first. I’ll come back to see you when I have time, okay?）” Li Li said, holding down the kittens’ heads with his paws as they rubbed against him.

These little ones had grown a lot since he last brought them here. It seemed like the food here was good.

“Meow meow~ （Daddy, you have to keep your word.）”

“Meow meow~ （You must come to see us.）” The little ones said as he held them down.

“Meow meow~ （Yes, I will. Go to your mother now.）” Li Li said, retracting his paws. The kittens then reluctantly ran to Calico cat.

“Meow meow~ （Brother Li, take care.）” Calico cat, surrounded by kittens, said. The kittens beside her also chimed in:

“Meow meow~ （Daddy, take care.）”

“Meow meow~ （Yes.）” Li Li nodded and walked toward the door.

“I’ll see Fatty off. It looks like he really has to go.” The old man said.

“Go ahead. I don’t know what Fatty is busy with all day.” The old lady nodded and got up.

A Liang also stood up after seeing them. However, before they reached the door, Li Li jumped up, opened the door, and disappeared in a flash.

“This Fatty is fast.” The old man couldn’t help but say as he looked at the empty corridor.

“Yes, all that meat didn’t grow for nothing.” The old lady nodded and closed the door.

A Liang, who was left behind, felt a bit nervous as he drank his tea. That bad Fatty, Li Li, brought him here and then left without him.

He was speechless that Li Li would leave him alone here.

“Meow meow~ （The moon shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, the moon is so beautiful tonight, I’m going home to eat pig liver.）” Li Li hummed as he walked home. Ŗ

Suddenly, under the dim yellow streetlight, there appeared colorful, dazzling lights. And that wasn’t the most important thing. What was most important was the loud bass sound coming from within the lights.

“Dong dong qiang, dong dong qiang.”

The piercing music, coupled with the “vroom vroom” of the motors and the occasional shouting, made Li Li’s eyelids twitch.

“Sons, your daddy will give you a show.”

“Get lost, I’m your daddy.”

“Pah pah, you’re all sons. Come after me if you don’t agree. Can your crappy scooters catch up to my Flashing Chariot?” The yellow-haired youth riding a modified scooter shouted arrogantly.

Behind him were other scooters modified to look like chariots from the underworld.

“Meow meow~ （It’s so noisy. You’re not sleeping and making so much noise at night? Then don’t go back.）” Li Li cursed as he watched the scene, his eyes meeting the guys passing by. He immediately activated his illusion.

You like to be noisy and restless, don’t you? Then he would make these guys behave.

“Come on, chase me! Chase your daddy! You useless things can’t catch up, can you? Hahaha, trash scooters are just trash scooters.” The yellow-haired youth laughed wildly as he twisted the handlebars and accelerated to the maximum. The engine roared loudly.

Did these guys really think they could catch up to him? They were dreaming. Let these idiots eat his exhaust fumes.

“Ah~”

The citizens walking on the road screamed in fear as they saw the scooters rushing towards them:

“Do you have eyes? Are you crazy driving so fast on this road?”

“Are you sick?”

The yellow-haired youth didn’t slow down at all when he heard the voices coming from behind him. Instead, it made him even more arrogant. He loved the feeling of others being afraid of him.

“Hahaha, you idiots, keep cursing. Come chase me if you can, haha~”

The yellow-haired youth grinned, his eyes fixed on the straight road ahead. He twisted the throttle all the way down.

“Stop! Stop!”

“Hurry up and slow down!”

The citizens walking on the roadside shouted when they saw them.

“You idiots, do you think I’ll listen to you? Who do you think you are?” The yellow-haired youth scoffed, twisting the throttle and rushing forward without a care.

At that moment, the straight road in his eyes suddenly changed. It became a lake surrounded by a fence.

The yellow-haired youth’s face changed drastically. He frantically hit the brakes, but it was too late. The scooter crashed directly into the fence with a deafening bang.

“Ahhhh~”

The yellow-haired youth screamed as he flew through the air. Then, he splashed into the lake with a loud thud and disappeared.

After him, there were five or six more screams and huge splashes.

“Call the police! Save them!”

“Hurry, hurry…”

The citizens shouted as they witnessed the scene. They had all warned these young men. Did they not see the big lake ahead or what? Why did they all rush in?

“Meow meow~ （You like to race around, don’t you? I’ll see if you dare to race again next time. I already gave you a chance. You asked for it.）” Li Li turned and left as he looked at the smashed scooters in front of the fence.

He had given these guys time to brake, but these idiots twisted the throttle too fast.

If they had been slower, they could have stopped before his illusion disappeared. It could only be said that if someone wanted to d*e, no one could stop them.

“Xiao Hao, don’t you want to invite me up to sit for a while?” In front of the red MINI Cooper, a woman in a professional outfit, with wavy hair and fair skin, sat on the hood, crossing her legs, and asked Li Hao, who was standing there.

At the same time, her eyes scanned Li Hao as if she was appraising some precious object.

“Of course not, but I live on the twelfth floor and there’s no elevator, Sister Min.” Li Hao replied, avoiding her gaze, feeling guilty.

He knew he shouldn’t have gotten into her car on a whim.

“You live on the twelfth floor and there’s no elevator? Do you climb up every day?” Sister Min was surprised. She didn’t expect such a tall building to have no elevator. How old was this building?

“Yes.” Li Hao nodded, just wanting to go home quickly.

“No wonder you’re in such good shape, you can lift a seventy or eighty-kilogram cabinet so easily.” Sister Min smiled mischievously as she looked at Li Hao’s shy appearance.

Young men were full of energy. If it were her, she would rather stay in a hotel than live in a place without an elevator.

Climbing up and down every day would be the death of her.

“Well… not bad.” Li Hao replied with a smile, scratching his head embarrassedly.