Chapter 84: You Want a Duel With Me?
Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger
âItâs no use, we canât drive the rat out. Why donât we just go and call Big Fat Raccoon Cat over?â The roommate holding a mop, poking left and right, said.
Itâs not a solution for them to keep poking around like this. The rat doesnât know where the heck itâs hiding; it just wonât come out. Just thinking about a rat hiding in their dormitory while they sleep at night makes his head spin.
He remembers when he was in school, a classmateâs ear was bitten by a rat.
He didnât want his handsome face to be scarred by a rat.
âDonât be ridiculous, if we invite him over, heâll force me to eat the rat again.â Old Wang, half of his body lying on the ground, said angrily: âAt worst, Iâll go buy some rat poison later. I just canât deal with Big Fat Raccoon Cat, but canât I deal with a rat?â
âThatâs true, then leave this matter to you.â
âRight, remember to take care of it early.â
After hearing this, the roommates stopped working and went about their own business.
Old Wang was left poking under the bed with a clothes drying pole: âD*mn rat, come out quickly, you know? Otherwise, youâll be in trouble if I catch you.â
âSoso~ ï¼If I come out, there will be even less of me. ï¼â The rat shivered as it watched the clothes drying pole wiping past its tail.
The little rat, you see? He encountered the biggest crisis of his rat life today.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Thereâs no sign of the dormitory auntie here, looks like sheâs on the other side.â At the corner of the stairs, Li Li poked his big head out and found no movement. He quickly left the dormitory building and trotted towards the commercial street outside the school.
Now that the guys in the school knew he wasnât dead, he had to go to the streets outside to dispel the rumors.
Otherwise, without him around, all sorts of rats would come out.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Listen up, humans inside! That big fat cat is done for, hurry up and offer me tribute. From today onwards, this area is my territory. ï¼â The orange cat, strutting with a domineering swagger, skillfully walked into the bakery.
Since hearing the news that the fat guy was dead, he was so excited he couldnât sleep all night.
You see, that fat guy had snatched a lot of his food on this street.
Now that heâs gone, isnât he the biggest on this street?
The thought of it made him extremely happy. Of course, he still had to be a little reserved in front of these hateful humans.
After all, he wasnât that fat cat, that shameless guy would do anything for food, it was simply a disgrace to their cat kind.
âBig Orange Pig, why are you here today? Itâs been a while. Your big face seems to have gotten even bigger, but compared to Fat Plumâ¦â¦ it seems a bit smaller.â
âBy the way, are you hungry? Iâll get you some cake scraps to eat.â
The clerk, hearing the commotion at the door, said with a smile, and turned to get the leftover cake edges.
Big Orange and Fat Plum were two famous cats on the street. Everyone agreed that Fat Plum had a bigger face, but his body was much smaller than Big Orange. È
But when it comes to catching rats? Big Orange was still far inferior to Fat Plum.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Woman, why are you talking about that guy in front of me? Donât you know that guy is already dead? From now on, thereâs only one cat on this whole street. ï¼â The orange cat said unhappily after hearing this. These guys didnât know the news of the fat catâs death, did they?
Then they should understand from now on that this entire street would have to offer him tribute.
Otherwise, if the rats here run rampant? He wouldnât care.
As he was thinking this, he suddenly felt his body being patted. He immediately said impatiently: âMeow meow~ ï¼Donât touch me, or Iâll beat you up. This cat is waiting for food and doesnât want to fight at this time. ï¼â
As an orange cat, he hated it most when someone bothered him when he was about to eat.
Because in his opinion, eating was a very important matter, even more important than finding a wife.
âMeow meow~ ï¼I donât want to touch you either, but I just heard you say Iâm dead, so I had to come and see if it was you, you b*stard, spreading rumors everywhere? ï¼â Li Li said, standing behind the orange cat. He had just passed by and heard Orange Pig saying he was dead.
It was hard not to let him think of the rumor, after all, no matter from which angle you look at it, this guy was very likely to do such a thing.
The orange cat, hearing the voice, turned his head and saw Li Li close at hand. He stuttered in fright:
âMeow meow~ ï¼Youâ¦â¦ youâre still alive? ï¼â
âMeow meow~ ï¼Nonsense, I was just out for a few days to do something. Iâm not dead at all, okay? What kind of ghost rumors are you guys spreading? ï¼â Li Li looked at the orange cat and said with a dangerous glint in his eyes: âMeow meow~ ï¼I heard this rumor as soon as I came here. Was it you, you b*stard, who started it? ï¼â
âMeow woo woo~ ï¼Are you crazy, why would you think I started it? This cat is upright and honest. ï¼â The orange cat immediately became anxious upon hearing this. He hated it most when someone wronged him.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Okay, seeing you like this, it should have nothing to do with you. ï¼â Li Li said upon seeing this scene, and turned around.
Look at how anxious this fat pig is, he knew that the other party shouldnât be the one spreading the rumor.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Donât go, fat cat, this cat hasnât finished talking yet. ï¼â The emotionally agitated orange cat shouted after him: âMeow meow~ ï¼There can only be one boss on this street, if itâs not you, it can only be me. Today we must settle this. ï¼â
That d*mn fat guy dared to wrong him, it just so happened that he would settle old and new scores together today.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Are you full of yourself? Actually challenging me to a fight, do you believe I can slap you to death with one paw? ï¼â Li Li, stopping his steps, sized up the orange cat in front of him. He suspected that there must be something wrong with this guyâs brain, actually daring to challenge him to a duel. Did he know that he could slap this guyâs brains out with one paw?
As the two cats were arguing, the commotion they caused quickly attracted the surrounding shop owners.
Seeing the tense atmosphere between the two cats, they all gathered around:
âCome and see the fun, come and see. Fat Plum and Big Orange are facing off.â
âYeah, you say theyâre about the same size, whoâs actually stronger?â
âWho knows? Logically speaking, Fat Plum is stronger. But Big Orange isnât weak either.â
âIndeed, these two fat guys have been on this street for so long, it seems like theyâre going to settle the score this time.â
âThatâs a must, no matter what place, there always has to be a leader, right?â
âMeow woo~ ï¼Donât brag here, there can only be one cat on this street today. Whoever loses, gets out. ï¼â The orange cat bared his teeth, his fur bristling all over as he said.
He didnât care about the surrounding crowd of onlookers, his eyes were only on the fat guy in front of him.
âMeow meow~ ï¼I wonât bully you, Iâll use one paw to deal with you. If you lose, you donât have to get out of this street, but after today, you have to make way for me from afar when you see me. ï¼â Li Li said calmly, seeing this. This fool was quite boastful, wasnât he? He wasnât afraid of starving himself to death.
Leaving this long street near the school, who would indulge this begging, yet arrogant guy?
âMeow meow~ ï¼No problem, whoever loses, will scram away from the other from now on. Letâs start quickly, I canât wait to beat you up. ï¼â The orange cat, assuming an attack stance, said, eager to start fighting.
Today he would beat this fat cat into submission, let him know who the king of this street was!
âBig Orange, Fat Plum, what are you doing? Stop it, donât fight.â The clerk, coming out and seeing this scene, immediately shouted.
Before she could drive the two cats away, Big Orange immediately turned his head and hissed at the clerk:
âMeow woo woo~ ï¼Human, donât interfere, or Iâll beat you up too. Today, no one can protect this fat guy. ï¼â
âLittle girl, be careful, this is a matter between cats, donât interfere.â The owner of the two-yuan store next door, seeing this, quickly reached out to stop the clerk.
âButâ¦â¦ but theyâll get hurt if they fight.â The stopped clerk said anxiously.
These uncles and aunties, seeing Big Orange and Fat Plum fighting, not only didnât stop them, but were actually watching the fun here?
âItâs okay, they wonât get seriously hurt. Theyâre both tough, even if they get hurt, theyâll recover quickly.â
âYeah, these two little guys probably want to settle the score today, itâs useless for you to stop them.â
âRight, there canât be two kings on one street. The same principle applies everywhere.â
âThatâs right, you can stop them today, but can you stop them every day? Itâs not a bad thing for them to determine the Cat King of this street early on.â The surrounding shop owners and their wives said.
In a place where animals gather, itâs normal to have a king. Thereâs nothing to be surprised about.
âThen they have to go easy on each other.â The clerk, hearing this, knew she couldnât stop them, so she could only hope they would go easy on each other.