Chapter 75: I've Only Been Out of Sight for a Few Days, Who Spread the Rumor That I'm Dead?
Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger
âMeow~ï¼What a brand new day, time to go out for a stroll. I wonder if those guys miss me after I havenât been out for a few days?ï¼â Li Li, waking up from his sleep, yawned and jumped out of his cat bed.
Itâs been a few days since he went to the dining halls, and he wondered if they missed him?
Itâs time to make a trip and let them experience the joy of being graced by his presence.
But before that, he had to eat something to pad his stomach first. Li Li stretched as he walked towards the cat food.
After a few big bites, he went out. After all, his own Litter Shovel Officer had just found a job. Itâs better to eat less, otherwise the other partyâs meager salary wouldnât be enough for him to buy cat food.
âMeow~ï¼The cat train is leaving. ï¼â Li Li, with his two paws on the handrail, swung his body with force.
The whole cat slid down from the twelfth floor and landed steadily on the ground.
âMeow~ï¼Very good, letâs go see how Little Calico cat is doing first? Then we can get down to business. ï¼â Li Li glanced around and quickly ran towards the building where Glasses Bro lived.
In a short while, he arrived at the third floor and knocked on the door with his paw.
âMeow~ï¼Who is it? Whoâs knocking?ï¼â Calico cat, who was in the living room, raised her head suspiciously.
âMeow~ï¼Looks like Bro isnât home, only Little Calico cat is. Then I wonât go in, Iâll go straight to business. ï¼â Li Li muttered when he heard the voice, and jumped to the ground from the window on the stairs.
Calico catâs voice sounded fine, so he could rest assured and go find something to eat.
âMeow~ï¼Strange, why is there no sound? Whatâs going on?ï¼â Calico cat, with her ear against the door, was a little puzzled, muttering as she returned to her cat bed.
She loved this new home and was very satisfied with her new owner.
And all this was brought to her by Brother Li. She wondered where Brother Li had gone? She hadnât seen him for a long time.
âMeow~ï¼Ghoâ¦â¦ Ghost!ï¼â Under the shade of a tree by the roadside, a Cow Cat screamed and jumped up.
âMeow~ï¼Are you crazy? Youâre a cat, what are you afraid of ghosts for? And itâs broad daylight, how can there be ghosts? Wake up, will you?ï¼â Li Li was speechless when he saw this.
He stretched out his paw and pressed down on the Cow Cat, who was all puffed up and running away, pawing at the ground with all four paws.
âMeow Meow~ï¼We have no grudges, why are you haunting me after you turned into a ghost? Go find someone else, why are you staring at me?ï¼â The Cow Cat, who was so scared that he had dug the ground clean, said tremblingly.
âMeow~ï¼Iâve only been out for a few days, when did I d*e? Donât listen to rumors, okay?ï¼â Li Liâs face darkened when he heard this. Which b*stard was spreading this rumor? He just hadnât been out for a few days, it didnât mean he was dead, okay?
âMeow~ï¼Youâre really okay?ï¼â Hearing this, the Cow Cat finally calmed down and asked, staring at Li Li.
Then he got a big slap from Li Li, and the whole cat fell over.
âMeow~ï¼Does it hurt?ï¼â Li Li asked, stretching out his paw.
âMeow~ï¼Nonsense, I hit you, do you think it hurts?ï¼â The Cow Cat, getting up from the ground, cursed.
âMeow~ï¼It should hurt. Have you ever heard of a ghost with a physical body?ï¼â
âMeow~ï¼I donât think so. ï¼â The Cow Cat was stunned for a moment and replied.
âMeow~ï¼Thatâs right. So Iâm not dead at all. Donât believe those rumors. ï¼â Li Li said angrily, looking at the Cow Cat who was still rubbing his face, âMeow~ï¼By the way, which b*stard is spreading the news that Iâm dead?ï¼â á¹
He had only been out for a few days, which b*stard spread the news that he was dead? He really wanted to greet the other partyâs ancestors personally.
âMeow~ï¼It was a group of humans who said it. They were holding your photo and cat food and asking cats everywhere. And the news I got was that you were already dead from overeating. ï¼â The Cow Cat replied, rubbing his face with his paw. It still hurt.
âMeow~ï¼Okay. Good news doesnât travel far, but bad news travels fast. ï¼â Li Li sighed when he heard this. It turned out that someone was looking for him, but the rumor had been twisted into him being dead, and dead from overeating.
It seems that he needs to go out and show his presence to the foolish guys in the neighborhood, announcing his return.
Otherwise, some guys would become restless and try to covet his position as the big brother in the neighborhood.
âMeow~ï¼By the way, Fatty. I heard you found a good servant for Little Calico cat, right? How about you help me find one too?ï¼â Seeing Li Liâs gaze drifting away, the Cow Cat asked tentatively.
Recently, this cat circle had been buzzing with the news that the other party had found a good home for Calico cat.
It was said that the human was very good to Calico cat. Someone had seen it through the wall, living in a big room, playing on a cat tree and eating delicious food.
âMeow~ï¼Why should I help you? I helped Little Calico cat because I used to wander with her. Sheâs like my half-disciple. I have no connection with you, why should I help you?ï¼â Li Li asked, sizing up the other party. Although they were both cats, he had no favors to return to the other party.
He was full and had nothing better to do to help the other party. What benefit could the other party bring him?
âMeow~ï¼Donât say that, Brother Li. ï¼â The Cow Cat quickly approached Li Li, âMeow~ï¼As long as Brother Li helps me, from now on, Iâll follow your lead. You say east, I wonât dare go west, you say south, I wonât dare go north. ï¼â
âMeow~ï¼And I can also help you pass on information, canât I?ï¼â
âMeow~ï¼It sounds reasonable, but I donât need it at all. ï¼â Li Li shook his head. What did he need these things for? He was so strong now, he could beat any information out of any cat.
âMeow~ï¼Then Brother Li, just help me out of kindness. Winter is coming, I donât want to spend it outside. ï¼â The Cow Cat pleaded again, seeing that his plan didnât work.
Winter was hard to get through. He needed to find a human willing to keep him to survive the winter safely.
But the problem was that he couldnât find a reliable one and had to rely on other cats.
And as the begging king of this area, no one knew better than the fat Tabby Cat in front of him which human household was new.
âMeow~ï¼Are you sure you want me to help you find one? But the price might be a bit high.ï¼â Li Li said, looking at the other partyâs two bells.
It was easy to be a kept man, but there was a price to pay.
âMeow~ï¼Brother Li, what are you looking at behind me?ï¼â The Cow Cat, feeling the other partyâs gaze like a knife, asked nervously.
âMeow~ï¼Nothing, I just want to tell you, if you want to find a reliable human? Your two balls behind might be gone. ï¼â
âMeow~ï¼The humans I know are not so easy to live off of. If you want to, you better think it through. ï¼â Li Li said with a smile.
âMeow~ï¼Thenâ¦â¦ then Iâll think about it again. ï¼â The Cow Cat, feeling a chill down below, thought back. He just wanted to find a place to shelter from the wind and rain, a place with food and shelter, why did he have to pay this price?
âMeow~ï¼Take your time. Come find me when youâve made up your mind. ï¼â Li Li said, and continued walking forward with small steps.
He was willing to help the other party, but there was a price to pay. Now it depended on whether the other party wanted a worry-free life or wanted to maintain his fragile dignity.
âMeow~ï¼Why does it have to be like this?ï¼â The Cow Cat looked up at the sky and couldnât help but fall into deep thought.
âMeow~ï¼What are you looking at here? Be careful those dogs run in, come back with me. ï¼â On the steps of the gilded gate, a Tortoiseshell Cat looked at the distance. Behind her was a Black Cat.
âMeow~ï¼Iâm waiting for Fat Cat to come. He said he would take me to school in a few days. ï¼â The Tortoiseshell Cat said, scanning the surroundings. It was about time for Fat Cat to arrive.
So she waited at the gate of the complex in advance, so that she could go straight to school when he arrived.
âMeow~ï¼That Fat Cat is lying to you, donât be fooled. The reason he told you that is to trick you into taking him to eat. Do you really believe him?ï¼â The Black Cat said.
âMeow~ï¼Impossible, I believe him. Heâs not the kind of cat who breaks his promises. ï¼â The Tortoiseshell Cat shook her head and continued to wait.
The Black Cat couldnât help but grit his teeth. That d*mn Fat Cat was actually poaching on his territory, it was too much.
âWoof!â
âWoof!â
Just as he was thinking this, a few dog barks suddenly rang out.
The Black Catâs eyes immediately sharpened, âMeow~ï¼Letâs go, those annoying guys are running over here again. ï¼â
âMeow~ï¼Okay. ï¼â The Tortoiseshell Cat nodded, but as soon as she got up, she realized that the dog barks were a bit off.
The sound gradually changed from provocation to screams, and finally to whimpers.
âMeow~ï¼Letâs go, why arenât you moving?ï¼â The Black Cat, who had already turned around, urged when he saw that the other party wasnât moving.
âMeow~ï¼Wait, the dogsâ voices seem to have changed. ï¼â The Tortoiseshell Cat said, looking at the corner. She saw a few dogs limping and whimpering, slowly backing away.
In front of them was a Tabby Cat walking leisurely. Every time he took a step forward, the dogs were so scared that they retreated ten steps back.
And as they retreated, they left behind a smelly, unknown liquid.
âMeow~ï¼Iâm warning you little guys, next time youâre hanging around here, keep your eyes peeled. If I hear you bullying other cats again? Next time it wonât be as simple as a beating. ï¼â
âMeow~ï¼Iâll cripple every one of you, leaving you to live in the gutter. Do you hear me?ï¼â Li Li said coldly.
âWoof~ï¼Yes, Cat Boss. ï¼â
The dogs replied with fear in their eyes. They had originally planned to teach this Fat Cat a lesson.
As a result, this Fat Cat was too scary. With just a light pat, he had beaten them so badly that they couldnât even find north.
If he wasnât interested in them, they would have already become food.
âMeow~ï¼Good to hear. And tell the other dogs in the neighborhood to keep their eyes peeled, or donât blame me for teaching them a lesson. ï¼â Li Li said, grinding his paws on the ground, sparks flying.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om