Chapter 51: What a Great Place
Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger
âMeow meow~ï¼ So many snacks, is this some kind of snack warehouse? ï¼â Looking at the instant noodles under his feet, Li Liâs eyes lit up.
He didnât expect to find a place underground that was full of snacks. This was great, no need to worry about food or drink. With this pile of food, he could safely spend three days.
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ I donât know about that, I just happened to find food here ï¼â Matthew said, muttering to himself, a ball of light flew up from his hand, dispelling the darkness and bringing light to the entire warehouse.
âMeow meow~ï¼ Salted chicken legs, marinated eggs, sausages, beef jerky, candy. This place is really great. ï¼â Impatiently, Li Li nibbled on a chicken leg while looking at his food.
Judging from the size of the warehouse and the amount of food piled up, it must be at least measured in tons.
Even if he ate 24 hours a day, he wouldnât be able to finish it all. He finally felt like he was on vacation.
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ Eat quickly, after youâre done, letâs discuss how to do the mission. ï¼â Matthew said, sitting on a pack of cola.
âMeow meow~ï¼ Itâs very simple, just do as I say, ignore everything else, and set fire to the gas station and all the buildings first. ï¼â Li Li said, crazily gnawing on a chicken leg.
What else was there to discuss? Drive all the zombies and humans onto the streets and let them have the ultimate showdown.
That would definitely count as an event that changed the course of the world. Anyway, the humans who stayed behind and these zombies were not good birds, it would be best to let them fight each other.
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ But I donât think thatâs a good idea, itâs too evil. ï¼â Matthew said, still unable to do what Li Li said.
âMeow meow~ï¼ Then I canât help it, you go do what you want to do, Iâll stay here and wait until the time is up. ï¼â Hearing this, Li Li said, tearing at the chicken leg packaging.
Since the other party wasnât going to take his advice, then let him do whatever he wanted, he could stay here and eat until the time was up.
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ Youâ¦â¦ didnât you say youâd help me? ï¼â Hearing this, Matthewâs eyes widened.
âMeow meow~ï¼ I said Iâd help you, but youâre not willing to take my advice, how can I help you? I can only stay here and eat and not cause you any trouble. ï¼â Li Li said, he had given the other party the best idea.
The other party didnât want it, what could he do?
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ But we agreed that I would take you to find food and you would help me with the mission. Even though I didnât take your advice, you still have to cooperate with me. ï¼â Matthew said, his eyes fixed on Li Li, as if he was looking at a swindler.
âMeow meow~ï¼ Then can I help after Iâm full? You have to let me eat my fill before I can help you, right? ï¼â Seeing that the atmosphere wasnât right, Li Li immediately changed his tune.
No matter what the situation was, it was always right to eat his fill first and make himself stronger, preferably until the third day.
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ Alright, then Iâll wait for you to finish eating. ï¼â Hearing this, Matthewâs face looked a little better.
If this guy dared to say he wouldnât help him, he would send him back to the surface and not let him eat.
âMeow meow~ï¼ Donât just sit there, can you help me open those cans and beef jerky? ï¼â Seeing the other party sitting there idly, Li Li said.
Since he was idle anyway, he might as well help him open the packaging, so he wouldnât have to do it himself, right? This way he could eat faster.
âI donât know how to open these iron cans, how do you open them?â Matthew asked, it wouldnât be a problem to help him open them.
After all, helping him was helping himself. After he was full, they could continue the mission.
âMeow meow~ï¼ Itâs very simple, watch, Iâll teach you. ï¼â As Li Li spoke, he extended his claws and pulled at the ring. Then he pulled hard, and the lid of the can popped open. â
The beef covered in oil inside was revealed.
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ So thatâs how you open it, I see. ï¼â Matthew nodded when he saw this and began to open the cans according to Li Liâs actions.
In his opinion, although the other party was bigger than him, he should be full after a few cans.
âMeow meow~ï¼ Mm-hmm, then please continue opening the cans, donât stop until I say so. ï¼â Li Li smiled when he saw this and began to eat in big mouthfuls. The beef can, which was as big as his face, was finished in a few bites.
Matthew, who was acting as a ruthless can-opening machine, was silently chanting in his heart that the other party should be full after the next can.
But until the can shells on the ground piled up as high as a hill, Li Li was still eating.
At this time, Matthew was numb all over. He looked at Li Li and said, âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ Why arenât you full yet? What kind of creature are you? This is the first time Iâve seen anyone who can eat more than a Cyclops. ï¼ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âMeow meow~ï¼ Iâm just an ordinary little kitty, itâs just that Iâm too hungry. ï¼â Li Li licked his lips and said a little embarrassedly.
He didnât expect the guy in front of him to be so honest and keep opening cans for him. It made him feel a little embarrassed to lie to him.
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ You canât keep eating like this, you eat too much. ï¼â Matthew complained, somewhat regretting his decision just now: âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ How much more are you going to eat? My hands are sore from opening cans. ï¼â
âMeow meow~ï¼ To be honest, my stomach hasnât felt full yet. ï¼â Li Li smiled, revealing a row of teeth.
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ Thatâs not okay, if you keep eating like this, Iâll be exhausted. ï¼â Matthew stopped what he was doing and looked at Li Li seriously: âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ We need to go and do some missions first, and after weâre done, you can continue eating. ï¼â
âMeow meow~ï¼ What missions? ï¼â Li Li asked, eating a can.
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ Come with me to the human camp to gather intelligence. ï¼â Matthew said.
âMeow meow~ï¼ Are you crazy, brother? If those guys see us, theyâll definitely want to make us into dinner. ï¼â Li Liâs voice involuntarily grew louder when he heard this.
Was he kidding, going to the humans to gather intelligence? If they were discovered by the humans, wouldnât they be made into food?
âGurgle gurgle~ï¼ Donât be afraid, Iâm a forest elf who knows magic ï¼â Matthew said, giving Li Li a âDonât worry, Iâve got thisâ look.