Chapter 28: Keeping an Eye on the Pot While Eating from the Bowl
Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger
âFat Plum, you run pretty fast, I almost didnât catch up with you.â The Lady Boss chuckled as she jogged over, taking out her keys to unlock the warehouse door.
âSwishâ
As soon as the warehouse door cracked open, Li Li dashed inside.
âThis chubby fellow is really efficient when he gets down to business. Work hard, Iâll buy you some treats later.â Feeling the wind at her feet, the Lady Boss couldnât help but laugh.
From within the pitch-black warehouse, the shrieks of rats could be heard.
Then, Li Li swaggered out. In his mouth, he held a hefty rat, its neck dripping with blood, a clear sign it was barely clinging to life.
âFat Plum, youâre so amazing, it only took you a few seconds to catch it?â The Lady Boss exclaimed, impressed by the tabby catâs hunting prowess.
âMeow meow~ ï¼This is just the beginning, you watch from here, Iâll catch them all. ï¼â Li Li declared, releasing the rat from his jaws and charging back into the warehouse.
Those little rats trying to play hide-and-seek with him? Did they know how fast he was?
Spotting a rat scurrying between the goods, Li Li leaped, using the merchandise as stepping stones, and extended a paw.
In an instant, his sharp claws shot out, embedding themselves firmly into the fleeing rat.
Blood splattered, and the ratâs shrieks echoed once more.
âHmm, Big Fat Tabby Cat works so efficiently. Should I buy him fresh chicken? Or a big piece of pig liver?â The Lady Boss pondered, leaning against the door as the ratâs cries filled the air.
Another rat carcass landed at her feet.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Actually, no need to be so conflicted, bring both pig liver and chicken, I wonât complain. If youâre willing to add a few pounds of pork? That would be even better. ï¼â Li Li declared, dropping the rat. These rats were well-fed.
His mouth was full of oily goodness. If not for his strong teeth, he might have struggled to sever their throats.
âFat Plum, youâre so well-behaved, Iâll buy you pig liver.â The Lady Boss, who had been mumbling to herself, finally spoke.
As expected of a tabby cat, even with his chubby physique, he was still agile. Choosing Fat Plum to catch the rats was the right decision.
Upon hearing this, Li Li dove back into the warehouse.
This time, when he emerged, he dragged out a rat even larger than the previous two.
âOh my goodness, such a huge rat? Itâs a good thing you, my little darling, dragged it out. Otherwise, who knows how much merchandise it would have gnawed on?â The Lady Boss compared the ratâs size to her shoe and gasped in astonishment, finding her shoe smaller than the rodent. She patted Li Liâs large head and said, âGood boy, keep catching them, Iâll not only cook pig liver for you, but also add two big chicken legs as a reward.â
No wonder she had been wondering why the goods in the warehouse were so damaged recently. It was these big rats, no wonder.
Now with Fat Plum on the job, she believed the goods in the warehouse would soon be safe from their gnawing.
âMeow meow~ ï¼If youâre offering such a feast, then Iâll get serious. ï¼â Li Liâs eyes lit up at her words, and he charged back into the warehouse.
He was a cat of his word. With such a generous offer, he wouldnât dawdle.
After all, this kind of business could be long-term.
With so many restaurants in the area, rats were an endless problem. As long as two rats survived, within three months, there would be dozens or even hundreds more.
This meant he could take on jobs here regularly.
Li Li pondered, swatting at a jumping rat before biting down on its throat and heading towards the door.
He returned to the warehouse to continue his work. Soon, the entire rat family of over a dozen lay neatly at the warehouse entrance.
The Lady Boss was delighted at the sight and immediately went to prepare his reward.
âFat Plum is truly amazing, youâve solved the rat problem in the warehouse again. Eat more, donât get skinny.â
At the entrance of the two-yuan store, the Lady Boss watched Li Li gnawing on the pig liver and chuckled.
This Fat Plum was becoming more and more pleasing to the eye. Not only was he friendly and allowed petting, but he was also so capable.
If it werenât for his wanderlust, she would want him to settle down here.
Who could resist a cat who allowed petting, cuddling, and even kisses, didnât demand free meals, and could catch rats?
âMeow meow~ ï¼Donât worry, I wonât get skinny. I eat dozens of meals a day. ï¼â Li Li replied, his gaze suddenly drifting towards the beef noodle shop in the distance. He then sped up his eating pace.
He hadnât realized the beef noodle shop had already opened, he had to hurry over and snag a free breakfast.
âEat slowly, look at you, little kitty, as if youâve never had meat before.â
The Lady Boss laughed, completely unaware that the cat in front of her was already eyeing his next meal.
In no time, Li Li finished his meal and dashed towards the beef noodle shop, settling down on the ground and resuming his routine of acting cute and begging for food.
âThis fat cat is really greedy, isnât he afraid of bursting? He just ate a pound of pig liver and two chicken legs, and now heâs running over there to eat noodles.â The Lady Boss was speechless at the sight. This cat was really agile, running off to the opposite side without even saying goodbye after finishing his meal.
And judging by his ravenous eating, he wasnât afraid of overeating at all.
No wonder he was so fat, eating so much every day. It would be a miracle if he didnât gain weight.
âBig Fat Raccoon Cat, youâre quite punctual today. Donât tell me youâve been calculating the time and waiting outside my shop?â Inside the beef noodle shop, the owner spoke as he watched Li Li slurping down noodles.
He had only fed this fat tabby cat once, and now it came every day, treating his place as a free canteen. He never said his shop was a charity, did he?
If this went on, he would have to make this fat cat work to pay off his noodle debt.
This fat cat was living the good life, getting free food and drinks every day.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Donât slander a cat, will you? How could I possibly only target your shop? I clearly keep an eye on several shops at once. ï¼â Li Li retorted, raising his head to look at the owner.
Did he think he was a cat without ambition? Only staring at one shop? He was a cat with a broad mind and grand aspirations, of course he kept an eye on several shops.
âWhatâs with that look?â The owner tapped Li Liâs big head with his index finger.
âBoss, one bowl of beef noodles, less coriander, more scallions, no chili. I want the broth clear, add a soft-boiled egg. Please blanch the beef, donât add it directly.â A voice came from the door.
Both Li Li and the owner turned their heads towards the sound.
âBeautiful lady, what did you say? I didnât quite catch that, could you repeat it?â
âMeow meow~ ï¼Me neither. ï¼â