Chapter 118: Listen to This Cat and Get a Job, Livestreaming Isn't for You

“Meow meow~（Nonsense, I was woken up by you dropping me. ）” Li Li retorted, hearing this. If the other party had held him properly, how could he have ended up on the ground? And if he hadn’t ended up on the ground, how could he have woken up?

All of this, all of it, was entirely the other party’s fault.

Listening to Li Li’s hurried voice, Yuan Ni patted Li Li’s belly and said, “Do you want to eat a chew stick? You little rascal.”

“Meow meow~（Of course I do, why wouldn’t I eat something that’s free? ）” Li Li replied, watching as the other party took a green stick out of a green jar and handed it to his mouth.

Smelling the scent of grass and meat powder emanating from the green stick, Li Li opened his mouth and began to gnaw on it.

“Is it delicious? Greedy kitty. See the benefits of following Big Sister now?” Yuan Ni said with a smile, seeing this scene, rubbing Li Li’s big butt.

What a greedy little cat, willing to do anything for food. This isn’t good, there’s a risk of him being abducted. Must keep a close eye on him.

“Meow meow~（Just a small favor, don’t think you can bribe me. I’m not a cat that’s easily satisfied. ）” Li Li mumbled, gnawing on the chew stick. It’s just a little bit of food, and she wants to bribe him? She really underestimates him.

You know, others have offered much higher prices.

Didn’t he just ignore them? These small benefits of hers? It’s just a drizzle, can only fool those cats who haven’t seen the world.

Thinking of fooling him? She’s too naive.

“How much does the streamer’s cat weigh? We see his weight, he doesn’t seem light.”

“Yeah, streamer. Got time to show us a live cat-weighing?”

“Yes, yes, we really want to know how much the cat weighs?”

Watching Li Li eating the chew stick, the water friends in the livestream typed their messages one after another.

They wanted to see if this cat was actually fat or just fluffy. How could there be a tabby cat with such a big face?

“You guys want to see how much the cat weighs? Then I’ll fulfill your wish.” Holding Li Li, Yuan Ni looked at the barrage of messages from the water friends in the livestream and replied with a smile.

Don’t you just want to know how much the cat weighs? Isn’t that an easy thing? She’ll go get a scale and weigh him, then you’ll know.

“Yay! Weighing the cat, weighing the cat. It’s time to reveal how much this fat cat weighs!”

“I think we can tell without weighing him. From my years of experience petting cats, he’s at least fourteen pounds.”

“Nonsense! Who are you looking down on? How could such a fat tabby be only fourteen pounds? At least eighteen!”

“Exactly, I’ll say a number. Twenty pounds, this fat cat must weigh twenty pounds.”

Seeing Yuan Ni place Li Li on a chair to get the scale, the water friends immediately started guessing Li Li’s weight.

“Meow meow~（A bunch of guys with nothing better to do after eating, right? What’s the point of discussing my weight?）” Li Li’s eyes glanced at the barrage of messages, and he gnawed on the chew stick with a “crackling” sound.

A bunch of guys who have eaten their fill, believe it or not, he could send them all flying with one swipe of his paw?

“Kitty, let’s weigh you.” Yuan Ni, carrying the scale, said with a smile, and placed Li Li on the scale.

“Quick, quick! Streamer, turn the camera over, I want to see for myself how much this fat raccoon cat fish weighs!”

“Yeah, streamer. Stop showing us the empty chair, show us the scale.” The water friends typed frantically, urging her to show them after Li Li was picked up.

Streamer, don’t weigh him like this, turn the camera over. Let them witness it with their own eyes.

“Okay, okay. Don’t be impatient, everyone. The cat can’t run away.” Seeing the barrage of messages filling the livestream, Yuan Ni said with a smile.

She turned the camera to face the scale, letting everyone see the numbers on it clearly.

“Eighteen pounds and seven ounces? Wow! What a big tabby cat!”

“Yeah, such a big frame. Almost as big as a large Ragdoll cat.”

“That’s right, no wonder the streamer struggles to hold him, he’s a big pig cat.”

The water friends couldn’t help but marvel at this scene. They’ve seen plenty of cats weighing thirteen or fourteen pounds, but a cat weighing almost nineteen pounds was truly rare, especially when this cat was a tabby cat, not a Maine Coon or a Ragdoll.

“Meow meow~（Calling me a big pig cat, huh? Believe it or not, I’ll come and get you all in the middle of the night!）” Looking at the barrage of messages in the livestream, Li Li’s claws “swoosh” popped out.

A bunch of hateful keyboard warriors, not sending gifts, not saying nice things. Guys who treat him like a joke should all be sent to eat mushrooms.

Let them abandon their low-level tastes from now on.

“Okay, kitty, let’s go back to our seats.” Seeing the livestream’s popularity exceeding 100,000 and the lively atmosphere, Yuan Ni said to Li Li with a smile, and picked him up to continue the livestream.

Kitty is amazing, he can actually help her attract so much popularity. With Kitty by her side, her livestreaming career will surely be smooth sailing.

“Meow meow~（I say we should just get a job, what’s the use of this livestream if nobody sends gifts?）” Sitting on her lap, Li Li listened and felt speechless.

Livestreaming relies on gifts to make money, and it’s clear that the people in her livestream are all a bunch of cheapskates.

He’d say, better find a job sooner rather than later, this profession isn’t suitable for her.

She can’t do suggestive content, doesn’t have any talent, just chats, no technical skills at all, very difficult to attract fans willing to spend money.

“Streamer, it’s time, you should start the game.”n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om

“Yeah, yeah, enough chatting. Streamer, hurry up and play the game.”

While Li Li was muttering, people in the livestream reminded her.

“Oh? It’s six o’clock already? Chicken dinner, chicken dinner.” Looking at the barrage of messages, Yuan Ni glanced at the time and said.

She picked up Li Li and placed him on a high stool nearby, put on her headphones and prepared to play the game.

She was so happy holding the cat that she almost forgot it was time to start the game.

“Meow meow~（You know how to play games?）” Li Li became interested upon hearing this, gnawing on the remaining half of the chew stick, staring at the monitor.

Speaking of which, he hasn’t played games in a long time, nor has he seen anyone else play.

Now he can finally watch and kill some time.

“Kitty, watch me perform, I’ll show you how good Big Sister is.” Yuan Ni, entering the game and preparing to parachute, said to Li Li beside her.

The little kitty must have never seen this kind of game before, right? It’s time to show the little kitty how good she is.

“Meow meow~（Just don’t die immediately upon landing, as for performing for me, you can skip it. ）” Li Li mumbled, watching Yuan Ni parachute.

The character’s clothes and helmet look fancy, but I wonder how her skills are, don’t just die immediately upon landing.

“Hehe! A shotgun right after landing. Kitty, watch me dominate!” Finding a shotgun in the bathroom, Yuan Ni said with a smile, then jumped over the wall and headed towards the two-story building, preparing to give the opponent a close-range blast.

“Meow meow~（Are you always this reckless when playing games?）” Li Li couldn’t help but feel speechless seeing this scene. You want to attack the building, but you don’t even know where the opponent is upstairs? Attacking so recklessly? At least throw a grenade, right?

“Ah! That sneaky camper ambushed me at the stairs. So despicable!”

As the screen went black, Yuan Ni couldn’t help but curse angrily.

These guys who only know how to hide and ambush, they don’t even dare to come out and fight her head-on. They have no gaming spirit at all.

“Meow meow~（You’re just too dumb, okay? This game isn’t played like this. ）” Li Li sighed, lowering his head, unable to watch anymore.

So bad, she’s really bad. It’s giving him a headache.

“Kitty, the enemy was too sneaky this time, next time I’ll definitely show you how good I am.” After calming down, Yuan Ni said to Li Li and started the next game.

Li Li sighed upon hearing this.

No matter how you look at it, her words are like a dream. With such bad skills, it’s better not to livestream.

Moreover, the water friends in the livestream are also a bunch of bad eggs. They all know she’s bad, right? Yet they keep encouraging her.

Look! She died immediately upon landing again. Can’t she play cautiously? At least get a helmet and armor before going out to fight, don’t act like she’s invincible.

“Can’t take it anymore, can’t take it anymore. I’m going to find someone to team up with, these random teammates won’t charge with me. What a bunch of cowards.” Yuan Ni said, watching the screen go black, and picked up her phone to contact her friends.

She believes that with her friends on her team, they can definitely dominate.

“Meow meow~（Go ahead and call them, although it won’t be of much use. This cat will eat some snacks to calm down, after all, watching your ridiculous plays, my blood pressure is skyrocketing. ）” Watching Yuan Ni contact her friends, Li Li jumped down from the high stool, walked next to Yuan Ni’s chair, stretched out his claws to pull out a chew stick from the jar, then took a bite and returned to his spectator seat.

“Kitty, I’m going to be serious this time.” Yuan Ni put down her phone and said with confidence, her teammates were all assembled.

It’s time to show her true skills.

“Meow meow~（I’m ready to eat at the feast, you just go ahead and play. ）” Li Li replied, gnawing on the chew stick.