Chapter 7
The Surrogate Bride Of The Colonel He
âIf so, we should now have sex. How does that sound?â He Jingyan suddenly pushed Xu Yangyi down in bed and was about to make out with him, but he ended up being kicked by Xu Yangyi, who opened his eyes wide in a rage. âStop, stop, stop! Are you kidding me? Iâm not going to have anal sex with you. Not gonna happen!â Xu Yangyi shouted.
âHow can this man be so collected? He doesnât take it seriously even though he knows that Iâm a man and my elder sister has eloped. Thatâs so weird!â
However, He Jingyan easily stopped the attack from Xu Yangyi. Then he cracked a sly grin, âYou have already accepted to be my wife, so isnât having sex a quite normal thing for us?â
âHell no, you jerk.â Xu Yangyi was totally lost for words but twitched his mouth. âWhat a cheeky man!â
âIâm not an idiot! Thatâs two completely different things, and you canât mix them up.â
âThis guy is so dangerous. I have to hurriedly seize a chance to flee. He seems to be serious about the sex, but Iâm straight.â
Xu Yangyi kicked He Jingyan on his chest. Not until he was about to pull out the dress beneath him to run away did he find that he had been naked.
Xu Yangyi was petrified with his mouth twitching. âHow can he undress me so fast?â
In He Jingyanâs eyes, the dull face of Xu Yangyi was kind of funny. He took off his military suit with one hand and pressed down on Xu Yangyi.
âMy darling, I still have to deal with some business later, so letâs get it done as soon as possible.â Leaving no chance for Xu Yangyi to refuse, he wiped off the lipstick on Xu Yangyiâs lips with his big hand and violently kissed him.
Xu Yangyi was completely astonished by this unexpected kiss and thus forgot to struggle, which  turned to be a good chance for He Jingyan to kiss him again.
With the dilation of his pupils , Xu Yangyi went blank.
He immediately pushed He Jingyan away, but He Jingyan didnât move in the slightest because he was sturdy and tall.
âThis seems to be your first kiss, honey! You even didnât know how to breathe.â Letting loose of Xu Yangyi, He Jingyan teased.
Hearing this, Xu Yangyi instantly glanced at He Jingyan, who was now laughing out loud over him, and gnashed his teeth angrily, âBelieve it or not, I will kill you!â
âHow dare he forcibly treat me like that? Asshole!â
Xu Yangyi got so irritated, but He Jingyan smiled, âDonât you like me kissing you?â
âI donât like to be kissed by a man. I am straight!â Xu Yangyi instantly shouted in anger upon hearing what He Jingyan said.
âDamn! Iâm going freaking crazy now! Why did I become a bottom?â
Regardless of the madness of Xu Yangyi, He Jingyan caressed Xu Yangyiâs lips with a sly smile, âOr do you hate it?â He raised his eyebrow, which somehow looked flippant but charming.
Xu Yangyi had intended to beat He Jingyanâs hand off, but He Jingyanâs question made him fall in a trance, âHate? Hmm⦠Itâs not like that.â
Right after that, he was immediately startled by his own thoughts, and his face fell. âAm I out of my mind?â
Xu Yangyi would rather die at this moment. In contrast, He Jingyan was in quite good mood, gazing at Xu Yangyi whose cute face turned rosy because of his kisses.
âHe looks thin, but it feels good when touching his body. His skin is smooth, and his lips are incredibly soft. It seems that this surrogate bride is a blessing in disguise to me.â
âWhat are you looking at? Fuck off,â Xu Yangyi said furiously.
âNo matter when it is, this guy always puts on a sly smile, which really gets on my nerves!â
âWhat if I say no?â He Jingyan cunningly smiled.
âNo? Are you sure?â
Xu Yangyi fiercely did a cutthroat gesture.
He Jingyan raised the eyebrows, âWell! You are extremely fiery, but I like it anyway.â
The moment He Jingyan was about to continue flirting with Xu Yangyi, he was interrupted by an untimely knock on the door. âMr. Colonel, Itâs time. The plane has already arrived. Please set off as soon as possible.â