22 | Congrats

[ MADELINE has renamed the chat to 'CONGRATS TO THE NEWLY WEDS' ]

MADELINE

B*TCH I CHANGED MY NAME TO MY FULL NAME AND ALL CAPS

YALL ARE SERIOUS NOW, RIGHT?

WHAT THE FYCK JDHSHDASKJDHJASDHDSHSDHDSBSSAKAKAJJKS

CHARILE? MY BEAUTIFUL SHY BOY IS NOW DATING THE LOHL

AND SAM? MY BABY BOY WHERE ARE YOU

Charle_s

hey

he's my baby boy

MADELINE

B*ITCH SHUT THE F WORD UP

IF THSI IS WHTA ITS GONNA BE LIKE FROM NOW ILL NOT SURVVIE EVEN ONE DAY

MAY-JUNE-JULY

OH MY GOD IFKR

Simonster

...oh

congrats, yall

when's the wedding

am I invited

MADELINE

YES YUO ARE ASSHOLE

AND ITS TODAY, RIGHT NOW

B*TCH SAY YOUR WOWS

MAY-JUNE-JULY

YES SAY YOUR F*CKINH WOWS

Charle_s

isn't it vows

and WTF ARE YALL TALJINF ABOUT NO ONES GETTINH MARRIED

YALL NEED TP CHILL

MADELINE

CHILL WJAT CHILL

WHERE'S MY BABY SAM

Charle_s

HE'S MY BABY

MADELINE

SHUT UP

Sammy

...hi

MAY-JUNE-JULY

HEY THERE BUDDY

YOU LIL GAE F*CKER

WHY DID I KNOW THIS FROM MADDIE AND NOT YOU, HUH?

Sammy

...what can I do if she's faster than the speed of lightning

I was just about to but she beat me to it

Simonster

wait, sam's gay?

Sammy

no I'm not

I'm just a boi who likes another boi

MADELINE

OH MY

MY HEART

SAM

Sammy

yes?

MADELINE

YOU'RE PRECIOUS

Charle_s

he is...

MAY-JUNE-JULY

CUT THIS SAPPY CRAP

B*TCH IF YOU DON'T UPDATE ME ON WHAT ALL HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU BOTH I'LL FLIP THE F*CKIN TABLES YA HEAR ME?

Sammy

jeez

idk why yall are acting so hyper, is it really that surprising?

charles said madeline and simon both knew since like last year

and june, you knew too

MADELINE

YES BUT HOW TF WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT IT'LL ACTUALLY HAPPEN

CHARLIE YOUR DEAR BOYFIE HERE IS AN INTROVERTED PIECE OF SHIT

Charle_s

I'M NOT A PIECE OF SHIT YOU PIECE OF COW DUNG

MADELINE

SHUT UP

Charle_s

NO YOU SHUT UP

MADELINE

NO YOU SHUT UP

Charle_s

NO YOU SHUT UP

Simonster

both of you shut up my head hurts

I have an important question, btw

did you both come out to your parents?

Charle_s

I didn't but I have a sneaky suspicion that my mom already knows

Sammy

I didn't either, but I think I'll leave it be... I need some time

MAY-JUNE-JULY

awwee it's ok sammy we're all here if u need any help

Simonster

of course

MADELINE

yes,, we're always there for anyone who needs it

ALSO IN CASE YOU FORGOT IF ANYONE NEEDS RELATIONSHIP ADVICE PLS COME TO ME

Charle_s

...I'll make it a point not to come to you

MADELINE

B*TCH SHUT UP

YOU HAV NO CLUE HOW GOOD I AM, DO YOU

Sammy

awh,,

dw maddie I'll come to you :)

MADELINE

IF ONLY EVERYONE WAS LIKE YOU, SAM

Sammy

XD

Simonster

ok jokes aside

I hope yall are happy, man

I can't believe maddie's harmless lil idea of sending charles to sam one day because he forgot his lunch box would lead to so many friendships and relationships...

really goes to show how we never know what's ahead

MAY-JUNE-JULY

spoken like a tru intellectual,,

Sammy

simonnnnn

you're gonna make me cri

Simonster

lol sorry

but I mean it

I  hope you both- wait no, I hope we all stay our same hyper selves

it's a beautiful thing to witness and be a part of

Sammy

I hope so too...

I can't imagine what my life would've been like if you guys hadn't come into it

and june

thank you for waiting for me

thank you for not forcing me out of my bubble, but rather helping and waiting for me to do it myself

and all of yall, too

thank you for being so patient with me

MAY-JUNE-JULY

no problem, sam

that's what I and all of us are here for

MADELINE

what he said,,

Simonster

no need to thank us

as long as we're all happy - that's all that matters

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one more chapter :')