Chapter 1674 - Ascending to the altar!
I am Really a Superstar
Translator: Legge Editor: Legge
On this day.
In the morning.
The Man vs. Wild Special was finally broadcast.
Due to the participation of several big name celebrities, the attention on this show was at an unprecedented level.
On TV: âHello, everybody. Today, Iâll be welcoming yet another adventure. But unlike before, Iâll be doing it together with a few friends of mine. For the next three days, Iâll be trying to survive together with them and find our way back into civilization. This will be an extremely tough test for them, as well as for me, so please wish us luck.â
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China.
âHahaha!â
âItâs starting, itâs starting!â
âWow, itâs Lillian!â
âMy goddess, sheâs so beautiful!â
âWow, Sister Lan has actually appeared on the show without any makeup. How bold!â
âJacques is pretty handsome too!â
â¦
Japan.
âHe caught a bug!â
âWhat kind of bug is that?â
âWho knows!â
âItâs been eaten by Zhang Ye again!â
âJacques is gonna try it too?â
âPfft, Jacques puked his guts out!â
âThis guy is so weak! And I thought he was supposed to be some tough guy from Hollywood!â
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Korea.
âThe tough guy has been left kneeling!â
âEverything pales in comparison.â
âYeah, Zhang Ye is truly too fearsome of a person!â
âNo tough guy in the world would dare to eat like the way he does!â
âWell done, Lillian! Donât eat it!â
âCome on, Sister Lan! You canât eat it!â
âDonât fall for Zhang Yeâs tricks!â
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The UK.
âOh my God!â
âLillian and the others went out to hunt by themselves!â
âTheyâre trying to catch a snake!â
âOh my God! My goddess!â
âI thought they were vegetarians?â
âThey must be terribly hungry!â
âTheyâre eating, theyâve started eating with Zhang Ye!â
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America.
âThereâs no water around.â
âYeah, they couldnât find a water source.â
âAh, what is Zhang Ye doing?â
âPee?â
âHoly fuck!â
âHeâs drinking it! Zhang Ye is drinking pee!â
âIâm gonna puke!â
â¦
Australia.
âJesus Christ!â
âDoes he need to go that far!â
âHe really fucking drank it?â
âJacques is also drinking pee! Pfft, heâs puking again!â
âThat Chinese female celebrity also puked after taking a whiff of it!â
âOnly Zhang Ye will drink something like that!â
âThis cunt! Not even the world can stop him!â
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France.
âThis is so thrilling!â
âThis is why itâs so fun to watch Man vs. Wild.â
âRight, if you canât find a water source in the wild, the only choice left would be to drink urine. Believe me, when it comes down to it, a lot of people would make this choice as well.â
âAh! Lillian drank it too!â
âYeah, she really drank it!â
âWell done, Lillian!â
âIâm afraid Lillianâs fans will be hunting down Zhang Ye soon!â
âHahahaha!â
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Russia.
âThose are honey bees!â
âTheyâve been stung!â
âThe four of them are in such a miserable state!â
âTheir faces are all swollen.â
âTheyâre finally getting some decent food.â
âWow, that honeycomb looks so delicious.â
âYeah, Iâm drooling.â
âThe scenery is so beautiful.â
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In Germany.
âItâs a badge?â
âThereâs even blood on it.â
âI remember where this place is!â
âItâs the place where young soldiers were once deployed!â
âHai, a lot of soldiers are buried there.â
âIâm feeling down now.â
âMany of them were still children.â
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India.
âListen to that!â
âSomeoneâs singing!â
âWhoâs singing?â
âLook!â
âItâs Zhang Ye!â
âHeâs over there!â
âEveryone has come out into the valley!â
â¦
âMama, take this badge from me.
âI canât use it anymore.
âItâs getting dark, too dark to see.
âFeels like Iâm knockinâ on Heavenâs door.â
â¦
When the singing rang out.
The entire world fell silent.
Everyone was looking at their screens in astonishment and looking at the man who was singing in the valley.
Some people were stunned!
Some people were dumbfounded!
Some people closed their eyes and listened!
Some peopleâs tears started falling uncontrollably!
This was a very famous and classic rock song from Zhang Yeâs previous world. It could even be called as one of the most classic rock songs of all time. The songâs name was âKnockinâ on Heavenâs Door,â and it had been covered by multiple international superstars and Chinese celebrities. Meanwhile, the version Zhang Ye had performed was even more special as there wasnât any music accompaniment. He had sung it a cappella, yet it was precisely because of this that gave the song an even greater âwowâ factor!
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China.
âItâs an English Song!â
âZhang Ye sang an English song!â
âIs this his first ever English song?â
âYeah, it is!â
âSo he can really sing in English!â
âItâs such a nice song!â
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America.
âWhy does he know how to sing?â
âI donât know, but his singing doesnât sound like an amateurâs!â
âAnd he even sang a cappella! That really tests a singerâs skills!â
âThis guy has absolutely got to be a professional singer!â
âI just found out that he can sing as well. Also, Iâve never heard of this song before!â
âWas it composed by him on the spot?â
âHeâs that great?â
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Australia.
âHow nice!â
âIâm a little touched!â
âI teared up listening to it!â
âFor the first time, it finally feels like heâs a Nobel Peace Prize laureate.â
âYeah, this is clearly an anti-war song.â
âIt was really great!â
âYou donât usually get to hear such a heartfelt song!â
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The Netherlands.
âHeâs called Zhang Ye?â
âIâm getting more interested in this Chinese celebrity!â
âHeâs too talented at too many things.â
âI have a feeling that this song is gonna get really popular around the world!ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âThe episode has ended.â
âI wanna hear it again!â
âHas it been released as a single?â
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That same day.
The entire world burst in an uproar!
Man vs. Wild blew up once again!
âKnockinâ on Heavenâs Doorâ also unexpectedly became very popular across the world!
This was something that Zhang Ye and the staff at his studio had not expected. When Zhang Ye sang the song, he had done so spontaneously and did not plan on recording it as part of the show. But at that time, the film crew had brought over their cameras when they heard the singing, so when Zhang Ye saw that it wasnât too badly performed, he included it in the final cut of the episode. He had not expected such a great reaction to it. This song was actually getting spread around by countless people, celebrities, and media outlets all over the world.
At the studio.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Ha Qiqi exclaimed, âThe song is getting spread everywhere!â
Little Wang said in shock, âThis is so crazy!â
âDoes this make it a package deal?â Zhang Zuo was very amused. âWe were just working on a TV show, but it ended up launching Director Zhangâs international music career as well?â
Tong Fu said gleefully, âThis songâs arrival is so timely. When Director Zhang beat up someone at the Nobel Prize award ceremony and stirred up so much trouble, the Nobel Prize Committee mustâve hated him to the bone. With the release of this anti-war song, we can finally consider ourselves acquitted.â
On the same night, the viewership ratings were released.
America: #1!
Japan: #1!
China: #1!
Korea: #1!
The UK: #1!
Man vs. Wild had actually gotten first place in the viewership ratings ranking across multiple countries!