Chapter 1669 - Zhang Ye eats a shark!
I am Really a Superstar
Translator: Legge Editor: Legge
The next day.
Sunday.
It blew up on the Internet.
âWow!â
âThereâs another episode today!â
âThere will be two straight episodes shown on Saturday and Sunday from now on!â
âHow generous!â
âI canât wait!â
âYesterdayâs episode was too fucking good!â
âThe first episode was quite good as well!â
âThis show must be very difficult to shoot, right? Doesnât Zhang Ye need to rest?â
âStart broadcasting already! Iâm dying from the wait!â
âIâm also dying of anticipation. I want to see how reckless Face-smacking Zhang can be again today!â
âHahahaha, this glutton will get into trouble sooner or later!â
âYeah, he even dares to eat an alligator! I really have to take my hat off to him!â
âItâs starting, itâs starting!â
âWow! Theyâre off to an island for this episode!â
âWhat a beautiful place!â
The entire world had its attention on this.
After the massive round of heated discussions and word of mouth for the first two episodes, the number of viewers watching Man vs. Wild around the world surged even higher. More and more people were waiting at their televisions with the channel switched to Central TV International. It was as though this show had a magical touch. After only broadcasting two episodes, it had captured the attention of the entire world.
â¦
On TV.
It was Zhang Yeâs standard introduction again.
âIâm Zhang Ye. Some people say that Iâm a host, and others say Iâm a writer, film actor, movie director, singer, mathematician, and hacker. I wonât deny any of those, but I know that there is still a title I have that nobody knows about. I am a wilderness survival specialist. Iâve come to a deserted island in the Western Pacific. The scenery here is beautiful, but danger is lurking everywhere as well. Iâll be showing everyone how to survive in a wilderness like this.â
âOh, this place is so beautiful.â
âLook, the ocean, the blue sky, and the beach.â
âI would really love to lie down on this beach to enjoy the beautiful scenery, but I know thatâs not going to happen. The mistake people often make is that they wait too long to take action towards their survival. The time to act is when youâre feeling strong and feeling fresh. My priority right now is to orient myself and work out my options. Letâs go.â
âThereâs nothing here.â
âThis island is too small.â
âThere are no coconuts, no fresh water, and no food.â
âIâm already hungry, so I must start looking for food.â
âLook, whatâs this over here?â
âOh, thereâs a giant larva 1 in here.â
âAlright, this is it. Iâm going to have to replenish my protein.â
âDamn, this tastes really bad.â
âHey, have a look at this. Thereâs an island opposite and is separated by the sea. This is a twin island, and the island on the other side looks much larger, so there should be more resources as well. The chances of survival over there will be much higher. Iâve already decided Iâm going to try to get to that island. What I need to do is build a simple raft to get there with.â
âIâm going out to the sea, wish me luck.â
âIâm almost there, I can already see the opposite shore.â
âOh, damn! Itâs a shark!â
âItâs hitting the raft!â
âThe raft is gonna sink! Damn!â
âIâm gonna have to swim over!â
âHurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!â
âA shark just swam past my leg! Itâs coming after me!â
âIâve finally come ashore!â
âIâm so exhausted. I need some food.â
âIâve got terrible luck. Thereâs no food on this island either. All I see is a few sharks swimming around in the shallow waters. It seems like theyâve gotten trapped after trying to chase me. I canât go out to the sea to catch any fish, and thereâs no food sources on this island either. My biggest problem right now is hunger.â
âWhat should I do now?â
âIt looks like I have no other choice.â
âCome on, Iâm going to try to pull a shark onto the shore!â
â¦
At Peking University.
âHow beautiful.â
âI have an urge to go on an adventure too.â
âAh! Whatâs Professor Zhang eating this time?â
âItâs larva!â
âUrgh!â
âIâm gonna puke!â
âMe too!ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
â¦
Japan.
âWhy does he eat everything!â
âHe can even eat the larva raw?â
âHeâs so impressive!â
âIâm convinced!â
â¦
In Germany.
âHe going to the opposite shore.â
âThe raftâs very well-made.â
âThis Zhang Ye really has the skills to survive in the wilderness.â
âHeâs impressive.â
âAh, a shark!â
âThereâs a shark coming!
â¦
The UK.
âOh my God!â
âThere are four of those sharks!â
âNo, thereâs five of them!â
âTheyâre chasing up to him! The raft is sinking!â
âZhang Ye is in danger!â
â¦
India.
âEat him!â
âBite him!â
âGet him, shark!â
âAttack him!â
âChase after him! Do it!â
â¦
China.
âDanger!â
âAiyo, oh my God! Those are real sharks!â
âHurry up and swim, Face-smacking Zhang!â
âWho told you to brag! Now look whoâs the foolish one!â
âHurry up and run!â
âHeâs back on shore! Heâs safe now!â
âThank God! I got such a scare!â
â¦
America.
âThereâs no food.â
âHe has no way out.â
âHaha, heâs not going to make it past this episode.â
âIf thereâs no food, heâll starve to death.â
âHe deserves it! If heâs so great, maybe he should try eating a shark, haha!â
âWait!â
âWhat is he planning?â
âFuck! H-Heâs really going to eat a shark!â
â¦
Korea.
âHeâs gone back to the beach!â
âWhat is he trying to do?â
âOh my Heavens! Heâs trying to catch a shark!â
âThis fellow has gone mad!â
â¦
Canada.
âJesus!â
âHe really went for it!â
âHeâs gone into the sea!â
âAhhh! This Chinese man is too fearsome!â
âTh-Thatâs a shark, alright!? You should be counting your blessings that it doesnât eat you! So why are you trying to eat it instead?â
â¦
Australia.
âYou canât catch a shark!â
âHeâs got huge balls!â
âHoly shit! Look!â
âItâs been caught! He caught it!â
â¦
The Netherlands.
âWait, no.â
âIt slipped from his hands. He didnât manage to catch it!â
âOne of the sharks got away! He has his eyes on another one!â
âEven the sharks are running away when they see him. Is this fellow still human?â
âHeâs caught one again!â
âFuck! He pulled it ashore!â
â¦
China.
âHe ate it!â
âHe ate the shark!â
âIâm gonna faint!â
âHe really fucking ate it!â
âThatâs a shark! Thatâs a motherfucking shark!â
âI thought that he wouldnât dare to eat it, but I was wrong!â
âLord Zhang, Iâm kneeling to you!â
âIâm fucking kneeling as well!â
âThat was so fucking barbaric!â
â¦
Man vs. Wildâs third episode rolled credits.
On this day, the entire world had been astonished by Zhang Ye once again!
The entire world had been convinced by this Chinese gluttonâs spirit once again!
They had never seen a person like him before!
They had never seen someone as daring as him before!
Just like he had done on the first and second episodes, anywhere that Zhang Ye went to, the place would be left barren. He ate everything that could be eaten, including a shark, and even larvae! The scenes, the atmosphere, the tension, all of it was shockingly astounding. Countless viewers around the world started to look at Zhang Ye in a different way. They were really starting to suspect that an alien was actually under the skin of this person!
On the same day.
The global viewership ratings were published.
Everyone was once again dumbfounded by the viewership ratings of Man vs. Wild!
China: #1!
The UK: #2!
France: #2!
America: #4!
Japan: #2!
Korea: #2!
India: #5!
Canada: #3!
Man vs. Wild had actually made it into the top three most viewed shows in many countries!