Chapter 1648 - Did you fly here?
I am Really a Superstar
Translator: Legge Editor: Legge
Monday.
In the morning.
On the third day since the movie opened.
The International Celebrity Rankings Index was refreshed. The index saw yet another astonishing change of the rankings. Zhang Ye advanced from the 59th place on the international C-list rankings by seven places and was now ranked 52nd after his international popularity grew tremendously.
It had to be said that Zhang Yeâs international popularity had not moved at all prior to this. Furthermore, this was the third day since Wolf Warrior 2 had premiered. In fact, even though Wolf Warrior 2 was given a âglobalâ release, its showtimes overseas were as good as negligible, and it could be considered as having only released in China. Yet that was still enough to increase Zhang Yeâs international popularity by a lot, so it could be seen just how great of a feat it was for a Chinese movie to defeat a Hollywood movie in the past weekendâs global box office rankings. It had completely shocked everyone around the world!
The whole world had their attention on this!
The media outlets of many countries were reporting about it!
Something about a world-class director.
Something about an international action star.
All kinds of titles were attached to Zhang Ye.
At this moment, the attacks from Hollywood started.
âThe final box office earnings are still not confirmed.â
âWorld-class director? Thatâll depend on the gross box office earnings the movie gets. It has only been two days.â
âI wonât acknowledge that heâs an international action star!â
âItâs clear as day that Zhang Yeâs physical fitness is atrocious, so how can he be called an international action star? Thatâs actually too professional a term to use for him. Actors who can be labeled as action stars are all very good at fighting. They have to do it for real and not just shoot a few action scenes to be called an action star. Neither would having a slightly better global box office performance earn them the title of being an international action star. Just look at Zhang Ye. Does he even look like heâs an actor who can fight? Donât mention fighting, just based on his physical fitness alone, I doubt he can even run a mile, heh.â
The barbs were all pointed at Zhang Ye.
The purpose of Hollywoodâs attack was obvious. It was to stifle the bluster of Wolf Warrior 2âs performance to affect their box office earnings. Even now, they were still hopeful that Commando 2 would be able to beat Wolf Warrior 2 and that their own box office earnings would surpass their rivalâs by the end of the day!
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In China.
Shanghai.
Outside the airport, in a van.
Zhang Ye and several actors were on the way to a promotional tour stop. For the next few days, the main members of the film crew would be traveling the entire country to promote their movie. This was also their way to express their sincerity and help push Wolf Warrior 2âs box office earnings to a new high.
Ha Qiqi said, âWhy is there a traffic jam?â
Zhang Zuo said anxiously, âThere are news reports of major traffic jams happening all over Shanghai.â
âThis is bad.â Sophia kept checking her watch. âThe tour starts at 9 AM, but itâs almost 8. What if we donât make it on time?â
Honk honk honk!
Honk honk honk!
There was the sound of honking all around, but the traffic wasnât moving at all!
Zhang Ye couldnât sit around and wait anymore. âThis show is our first stop and is crucial to our box office earnings, so we must not be late for it. How many kilometers are we away from the theater?â
Yao Jiancai said, âWeâre still more than 20 kilometers away.â
Ha Qiqi checked the GPS. âThe entire way is congested.â
Boss Qian Jr. let out a curse, âFuck. If I knew it wouldâve been like this, I wouldâve asked my dad to buy a private helicopter. This traffic is delaying us! If we arrive late to our stop, those Hollywood bastards will surely seize the opportunity to attack us and claim that we donât respect the audience! The entire world is looking at us under a microscope. If there is even a small mishap, they will definitely exaggerate and blow it out of proportion!â
They waited another two minutes.
The traffic was still not moving.
Zhang Ye looked out to the roadside. âWhereâs the bike share 1 ?â
The several people in the car were taken aback. âWhatâs a bike share?â
Oh right.
That didnât exist in this world yet.
Zhang Ye took a deep breath and did not say anything. Suddenly, under everyoneâs puzzled gazes, he took out everything from his pockets: his cell phone, his wallet, and his keys. Then, he undid the buttons on his suit and took it off. Then he reached out to open the car door and said without looking back, âIâll head over first!â
The several of them were dumbfounded.
âYouâll head over first?â
âBut thereâs a traffic jam!â
âH-How are you going there?â
At the next moment, they saw Zhang Ye sprinting forward!
The people in the car were all stunned!
Sophia nearly fainted. âWhere are you running off to?â
Boss Qian Jr. exclaimed, âThe fuck! Itâs more than 20 kilometers away!â
Yao Jiancai shouted, âDid you drink this morning? You wonât be able to get there even if we gave you a day!â
Ha Qiqi and the others nearly vomited blood. They wanted to stop him but couldnât, so they watched as Zhang Ye disappeared running through the traffic!
Jacques could not understand Mandarin and was still looking bewildered by what just happened. âWhere is the director going?â
Boss Qian Jr. facepalmed and said, âHe running to the theater.â
Jacques was stupefied. âWhat?â
â¦
On the way there.
Countless people lowered their car windows.
âOh my God!â
âEveryone, look at who that is!â
âItâs Zhang Ye!â
âItâs really Face-smacking Zhang!â
âWhat is he doing?â
âIs he jogging? But this is the highway!â
â¦
At another section of the road.
âAh!â
âZhang Ye?â
âDamn, I just saw a celebrity!â
âAh, Zhang Ye is jumping off the bridge!â
âDamn, he really leaped over and jumped down!â
âWhatâs he in such a rush for?â
â¦
On Weibo.
A headline began to trend on Weibo.
The Weibo headline was called: The Running Zhang Ye.
âThe coordinates are in Shanghai!â
âZhang Ye is still running!â
âWow, I saw him too! Heâs run to where I am!â
âWhereâs he heading?â
âIsnât the first stop for the movieâs promotional tour happening today?â
âOh yes, there are traffic jams everywhere in Shanghai today. C-Could he be fucking thinking of running to the theater?â
âHuh?â
On this morning, Zhang Ye was all over Weibo.
Passing through the various sections of the highway, netizens took pictures of him and provided real-time updates on Weibo.
â¦
At 9:30 AM.
The promotional tour stop event had begun half an hour ago.
The traffic in Shanghai started easing up.
Ha Qiqi said to the driver, âQuick, drive, we need to hurry!â
Zhang Zuo asked, âDid you spot Director Zhang?â
Sophia kept her eyes on the road as the car drove. âNo, I canât see him at all!â
âWho knows which way he went!â Yao Jiancai also had his face close to the car window as he looked for any signs of Zhang Ye. âHe couldnât have run off too far ahead in one and a half hours. I guess he must have been running blindly and took a wrong turn somewhere. Since he left his cell phone in the car, we canât reach him either. Weâve almost reached the destination, so he might as well have just stayed with us and been late by only 40 minutes.â
Sophia said, âWhat will we do if the director is not there with us?â
Ha Qiqi said, âWe still have to do it. We have to try to hold out for a bit.â
Jacques sighed. âI guess thatâs the only way.â
Zhang Zuo said, âWhen we get there, letâs apologize firstâ
Ten minutes later.
The car reached the entrance of the movie theater.
The crew jumped out of the car and fast walked inside.
Upon seeing one of the event staffers, Ha Qiqi and the others hurriedly apologized, âSorry, we were late due to traffic.â
The staffer said, âItâs fine. Go in quickly.â
Ha Qiqi said, âEveryone must be getting impatient, right? Itâs our fault. Director Zhang also encountered some problems and will probably not be able to make it in time for the showing, soââ
The staffer said startled, âDirector Zhang?â
Zhang Zuo said, âWeâre sorry about that.â
But the staffer said, âDirector Zhang arrived long ago.â
Everyone was stunned to hear that. âWhat?â
The staffer pointed inside and said, âDirector Zhang has already arrived. In fact, he even got here at five minutes to 9.â
Sophiaâs legs nearly gave way!
Yao Jiancai stared with wide eyes. âImpossible!â
No one could believe it, and they rushed inside to have a look.
In the end, they saw Zhang Ye in the theater, holding a microphone and laughing as he said confidently, âIf everyone likes this movie, then please show us some support. As for the slander from those people in Hollywood, just pretend that you didnât hear it. Consider it nonsense from those bastards.â
The media and audience laughed.
At this moment, Zhang Ye spotted Ha Qiqi and the others. He smiled and said, âAlright, the main crew and actors have arrived. Iâll leave the rest of the questions for them.â
Sophia stared in shock!
Boss Qian Jr. looked like he had seen a ghost!
What the hell!
Youâre here already?
How did you manage to run here?
Did you fucking fly here or something?!
â¦
On the same night.
The news broke.
âWolf Warrior 2âs first tour stop is successfully held!â
âMajor traffic jams across Shanghai, Zhang Ye runs to the theater!â
âWhat is professionalism?â
âZhang Ye really lives up to the peopleâs expectations!â
âRunning a half-marathon to get to a tour stop?â
âZhang Yeâs crazy run in Shanghai tops the trending list of searches!â
Some of the nosier media outlets even used the times and geolocation information of the netizensâ Weibo posts to write a detailed article and tracked the distance and time of Zhang Yeâs run on the highway to the theater. If they hadnât counted it, it wouldnât have mattered. But now that they did, it gave the entire world something to be shocked about!
For the entire journey, Zhang Ye had actually run 22 kilometers in total!
How long is a half-marathon? 13.1 miles! Converted to the metric system, that would be 21.1 kilometers!
In other words, the distance that Zhang Ye ran was actually one kilometer longer than a half-marathon. And the time that he took to run to the theater was a shocking 59 minutes and 18 seconds. Upon checking the results of this yearâs international half-marathon races, everyone was shocked to discover that Zhang Ye had run the best time in the world this year. Even the professional marathon runners were not as fast as him!
This conclusion was frightening!
It was so frightening that the world was astonished!
â¦
The Web blew up!
An American netizen: âWhat?â
A Japanese netizen: âThatâs too fast a time!â
A UK netizen: âIs that the best time this year?â
An Indian netizen: âHow is this possible!â
A Canadian netizen: âThis is the level of an elite athlete!â
A French netizen: âDidnât Hollywood claim that Zhang Yeâs physical fitness was atrocious? That he wasnât qualified to be called an action star? H-How is that fucking called having atrocious physical fitness? Just how fit is he really!â
A Korea netizen: âDid you guys see the photos? His clothes and shoes!â
A collared shirt.
And dress pants.
Paired with leather shoes.
He didnât wear any running apparel!
Even like this, he was still able to run the best time of the year?
People around the world didnât know how to react.
Only the Chinese netizens were laughing.
âDid you guys just find out?â
âThis fellow isnât human to begin with.â
âTeacher Zhang has smacked Hollywood in the face again!â
âRight after Hollywood speaks, Face-smacking Zhang slaps them in the face!â
âZhang Yeâs physical fitness is atrocious? This is a joke that can make me laugh for a 100 fucking years!â