~CHAPTER 15~

*•*•*•Who else would give you your daily dose of dirty jokes?•*•*•*

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"I still have mud in my ear." I say while I dry my hair with my towel. Chase chuckles and I glare at him.

"What's with the glares princess?" I glare at him even more. I hate that nickname.

"Don't call me princess, and you know exactly why I'm glaring at you."

"If you have mud in your ears, princess, it's not my fault." He smirks at me

"I hate you."

"Princess you know you love me." If you're wondering what's happening, which you probably are. Let me explain, actually let me hit you with a flash back real quick. I'm not in the mood to explain.

---Flashback---

"Is this necessary?" I ask squirming under May's touch.

"Yes now stay still." May was currently painting my face for senior field day, and the brush she is using tickles me.

"I told you I didn't want to paint my face." I say holding her hand away from my face so she couldn't paint my face.

"It's just a little. I promise you'll like it." She gave me the puppy eyes and I let go of her hand.

"Fine." I give up and lean back on the chair.

"So darling, are still not going to tell us why Chase was in your bed?" I rolled my eyes and look at Lizzie only to have May turn my head back to her.

"Why do you guys want to know so badly?"

"Because."

"That's not a reason."

"It is for you." May snorts.

"Don't use my word against me young lady."

"Yes mom." She says with a serious face on and we all start to laugh. "But really. Why where you guys in bed together?" I look at her and sighed heavily.

"I had a nightmare." I shrug my shoulders.

"That's not such a big deal. He could've just woken you up and gone back to sleep in his bed. There has to be another reason." She said and continued to apply the face paint.

"Nope that's the real reason. No other reason."

"What was the nightmare about?" Liz asks and I stay quiet.

"The same thing the rest of them are." I mumble hoping they didn't hear that, but with my luck, they most probably did.

"You get a lot of them?" May ask.

"Yep they're just fun little bitches." May gives me the look. Oh god, this is why I don't tell people about them, they always look at me like, I'm just a sad little puppy in the rain that's about to get run over by a truck, and there's nothing you can do to stop me from getting trampled. "Please don't."

"Don't what?"

"Give me the look. I've gotten enough of those during the last few months. I love you guys that's why I need you two to not look at me that way." The room goes silent and May continues to finish my face. Ugh, the look. I want to sue the person who invented that look. Like why is it so necessary to give people that look, that pitiful look, that look that someone gives you when a person you held close in your heart dies. That look is my life back at home, well that look and the 'Your kid is a trouble maker' look they give mom.

---Pause Flashback---

Okay let's fast forward this flashback because it's getting depressing and I don't do depressing.

Bitch your whole life is depressing.

Shut up.

No.

Anyways let's move on and continue with senior field day. I think the next part is interesting.

---Continue Flashback---

"So what is the next obstacle course?"

After May finished my face paint -that ended up better than I thought it would- we went downstairs and met up with the boys so we could start with senior field day. We did an, I don't know what. I think I did it wrong, I fell over many times, but that is just expected, I'm very clumsy. No we were on our way to the third obstacle course, while another group took our last course. You see there were 5 obstacle courses, and they divided us in five groups, that way we move faster. I was lucky and got put in a group with May, Liz and the guys.

"Slip n slide monkey bars. Also one of the most dangerous ones. So fun." Lucas smiles and I laugh a little.

"How the fuck does that work. And where the hell did you guys get the monkey bars."

"Well underneath the monkey bars, there's a slip n slide. The monkey bars are on a not so small hill, so if you fall from the monkey bars you end up on the slip n slide. You slide till the end and then start again so you can slap your teammates hand and they can continue. There are two teams, boys and girls." Lucas said all of that, in one breath, and I look at him with wide eyes. "Oh and we didn't get monkey bars."

"If you didn't get monkey bars. What did you get?"

"You'll see." We walk towards the next obstacle course and when we get there I can see what they mean this shit looks like you could break a bone if you're not careful. Why the fuck do teachers allow this. Oh right, they wanted a day free from having to teach annoying seniors. The closer we get the more I can see the course. And they were right they did not get monkey bars, they made them. They made them with ladders and what I think is duct tape.

"Is that shit safe?"

"Not one bit." Chase says, looks my way, and starts to run to the obstacle.

"Okay then." All of us -and the rest of the people that were in our group- got to the top of the hill. A couple of people went before us and now it was my turn. "You know from afar it doesn't look so steep. But up close it's very steep."

"You scared princess?" Chase asks with a smirk next to me.

"Oh never, I think you forget I've done far more dangerous things." I say mirroring his smirk. "Wanna turn this int a cometition."

"It already was." His smirk widens. "Ready!" He said

"Set!" I said smiling

"GO!" We said at the same time.

I grabbed the ladder and started using it like it's a monkey bar. This is actually kind of easy. I kept going until Chase hit me with one of his legs and I fell down. "You cheater!! This is unfair." I yelled as I slid down the slip n slide. I got to the end and quickly climbed the hill and started again, just as he was slapping Cole's hand. We start and I accidently bump with Cole. He fell and started sliding down the hill.

"Why Maddie? Why?" He yelled as he went down.

"Sorry!!" I yelled back and quickly finished climbing up the hill again and slapping Liz's hand.

...

"I'm so wet." I said as I wringed my clothes.

"Really? How wet?" Chase asks with a smirk.

"Please I'm too tired to listen to any of your dirty jokes right now. I was up all night and then when I finally went to sleep, I woke up like fifteen minutes lates." I said as we all sat down at our usual table in the dining hall. We were currently on our lunch break. And I was supper wet from all the times I fell in the 'slip n slide monkey bars' portion of the day.

"What were you doing up all night?" He asks trying to make my sentence sound dirty.

"You suck." I groan out in annoyance.

"Oh. And you swallow." By this point he was laughing his ass off. "You make it too easy."

"I hate you."

'No you don't"

"I want another roommate."

"There's no one better than me. Who else would give you a daily dose of dirty jokes?" You know that's a lie cause he never makes dirty jokes.

"No one that's the point." I replied tired of this conversation.

"Well that's no fun."

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"What's the next obstacle course?"

After we finished lunch we went to obstacle course four. Of course me being me, I fell over many times, that's why my name is Maddison Clumsy McKenna. Well my name is actually Maddison Alexandra McKenna, but that's not the point. Anyways we are now on our way to obstacle course número five, and then we may continue with our lives.

"It's not an obstacle course." Cole says.

"Then what is it?" I look over at him.

"Tug of war."

"That's not so ba-." He cuts me of before I can finish

"Over a mud pool."

"Oh."

"Yep." We get there and its boys against girls again. Oh we're not gonna win this there will be girls protesting against this.

"Wait this is what we're doing." One of the girls says pointing at the rope. "It's so dirty." My case and point.

"She's right and I heard that last year one girl broke her nail. I just got mine done." The girl besides her said. Oh god we're screwed. We all get in line holding the rope. I'm in front and behind me is May and Liz. In front of me is Chase and the guys are behind him. We start and we're off to a great start the girls are wining but then it all went downhill. They started wining and I just saw my face closer and closer to the mud pool and splat. I fell in the mud with May and Liz behind me. Crap that's going to be one long shower.

---End of Flashback---

Now here we are fighting over whose fault it is. May enters the room in comfy clothes with Liz following behind her. They both sit at the foot of my bed and also glare at Chase.

"Do you guys still have mud in your ears?" I question the girls whilst they still glare at Chase.

"Yep." Liz say, and we all proceed to glare at Chase.

"Girls it's not my fault so stop glaring at me."

"You were on the other side of the rope. We can blame whoever was on the other side of the rope." Liz says and we all nod in agreement.

"If you can blame whoever was on the other side of the rope, why don't you blame Cole or Lucas?" he asks and I laugh.

"We like Cole and Lucas, we also like you but not as much." He leans in and whispers.

"I helped you last night." I leaned in and spoke.

"That's very shitty of you, you and I both know that, that can't be controlled. If I could control them, then I wouldn't wake up in the middle of the fucking night in tears, so don't use that as an argument." I whisper-yelled

"Sorry." He whispers back and looks at the ground.

"Don't do it again because it's unfair." I leaned back to my former spot and we continued to argue about whose fault it is. I was silent. Are my nightmares annoying? Do they bother him? Is he sick of getting up in the middle of the night to deal with me? I know I would. God fucking nightmares, they're making me paranoid. I felt an elbow nudge my side. I look and see Cole smiling at me. I smile back and rest my head on his shoulder.

"Penny for your thoughts?" I smile softly and sigh.

"It's nothing." I lift my head form his shoulder and we all talk about random shit and after some time the girls leave. A couple of minutes later the guys leave and we go to bed.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE

Hello my honey bunches of oats. How are you guys? Chapter 15, here it is. Who else want to try the slip n slide monkey bars? I know I do, I just invented it on the spot and now well I can't help but wonder if it's a real field day activity. Though I highly doubt it. I may convince my school to do one.

Anyways I hope you enjoyed this chapter. If you did remember to comment, vote and share. If you do awesome if not then also awesome because you still read the chapter.

Thank you for reading. I luv y'all bunches and I will hopefully be seeing all of you next Friday. Byeee babes.