CH 35.2
Fantasy Farm
translator: baumkuchen editor: ellabells
âYin Xun!!!â Lu Qingjiu called out his name. He rushed towards the person before him and lunged, grabbing ahold of Yin Xunâs sleeve. âWhere did you fucking go, I was searching for you for so long!â
Yin Xun said, âAh⦠I just went out for a little something.â He scratched his head and made an apologetic expression.
âWhat thing?â Lu Qingjiu didnât believe his excuse at all. He grabbed Yin Xunâs wrist and started to drag him back home. âI know youâre not human, you donât need to worry about me having something against that. Let me tell you, Bai Yuehu isnât human either. Iâm the only normal person in our homeâ¦â
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Hearing this, Yin Xunâs expression started changing erratically.
Still worried that Yin Xun wouldnât believe him, Lu Qingjiu explained, âBai Yuehu is a fox spirit. Iâve seen his tail before, itâs white and fluffy, it feels really good.â
Yin Xunâs face twisted, âWhat did you say?â
âI said heâs a fox spirit⦠Whatâs wrong?â Lu Qingjiu asked.
âNothing,â Yin Xun said, âI⦠I was just asking casually.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âWhere in the world did you go? Nevermind, I wonât ask, if you want to talk about it, then talk about it, if you donât, then never mind. You havenât eaten for the past few days, you must be hungry. I made dinner⦠Quickly come back with me and have some food.â He kept prattling on, just like a naggy mother who had finally found her runaway child.
The whole way back, Yin Xun remained quiet. Only when they reached the entrance to the courtyard did he finally speak in a low voice, âYou really donât mind?â
âMind what?â Lu Qingjiu asked.
âThat Iâm not human,â Yin Xun said.
âWhatâs there to mind about that? Itâs not like youâre going to hurt me,â Lu Qingjiu said very calmly, âOh, right, I forgot to tell you about our familyâs pickup truck.â
âWhat is it?â Yin Xun was shocked.
âItâs a slug,â Lu Qingjiu told Yin Xun the terrible truth, âI remember you seem to be a little allergic to slugsâ¦â
When Yin Xun heard the word âslugâ, his entire face twisted. He said, âSlug? Slug? Is it the kind of slug that Iâm thinking of?â
Lu Qingjiu, âYep, that one.â
Yin Xun, âShit, that thing can even be used as a car? I fucking said that it made my butt itchyâ¦â He thought of the image of a slug and shuddered, then said in a tearful voice, âFrom now on Iâm never going to sit in your familyâs pickup truck ever again.â
Seeing Yin Xunâs disdain for his familyâs cute pickup truck, Lu Qingjiu was outraged. âAre you crazy? If you donât take the pickup truck then are you actually going to walk to town? Youâve already been dead for so many years, canât you grow up a little?â
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Lu Qingjiu watched Yin Xun eat with a gaze full of fatherly love, making Yin Xunâs skin crawl. He called out weakly, âQingjiuâ¦â
Lu Qingjiu said, âDumb child, eat more, youâve really suffered for these past few years.â
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Yin Xun, ââ¦â
âCome, have this chicken drumstick,â Lu Qingjiu said, âWhat are you just staring dumbly for, eat.â
Yin Xun swallowed his mouthful of saliva, already a little regretting his decision to disappear for a few days. Actually, he still hadnât thought through how to explain himself to Lu Qingjiu. He had been scared that Lu Qingjiu wouldnât accept him, so he thought to first hide for a few days and see how things turned out. But who knew that before he could hide for more than a few days, Bai Yuehu came to find him with a heavy expression on his face and ordered him to get the fuck back home, or else heâd eat him on the spot.
When it came to Bai Yuehu, Yin Xun didnât dare to test his patience at all and hurriedly got the fuck back.
Drumsticks usually exclusively belonged to Bai Yuehu. Today, they fell into his bowl. Yin Xun thought, could this be his reward for surviving through this crisisâ¦
However, just as he picked up the drumstick with his chopsticks, he felt a cold stare fall onto his back. Yin Xun couldnât take it. His hand shook, and the chicken drumstick fell back into the bowl.
âYuehu, youâre back,â Lu Qingjiu looked at Bai Yuehu, who had appeared at some point at the door, âCome over, I found Yin Xun.â
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Bai Yuehu didnât say anything and walked over and sat down opposite of Yin Xun. His gaze fell on that big chicken drumstick in Yin Xunâs bowl.
The chicken drumstick was braised. It was fatty and oily, making anyone hungry when they saw it. Very hungry⦠Bai Yuehu reluctantly reigned in his strength to avoid snapping his chopsticks. He looked at the very happy Lu Qingjiu, then looked at the increasingly frightened Yin Xun and forced out two words, âEat, then.â
Yin Xun, ââ¦â Was this a fucking chicken drumstick or was it his fucking last meal.
âEat,â Lu Qingjiu urged gently from next to him.
Eventually, under the two menâs very different stares, Yin Xun could only tearfully take a bite of the chicken drumstick. As he swallowed it down, Bai Yuehuâs stare bored into him. Yin Xun felt like what he was biting wasnât a drumstick, but his own legâ¦
âYuehu, thereâs still this one, you should eat, too.â Thankfully, at that moment, Lu Qingjiuâs interruption diverted Bai Yuehuâs attention. He said, âQuickly eat, you two must be hungry.â
Only then, did Bai Yuehu withdraw his stare to go off to gnaw on his own chicken drumstick.
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This was the most fear-filled meal Yin Xun had had since Lu Qingjiu came back. After he finished eating, even his clothes were soaked. Lu Qingjiu had even exclaimed in surprise, so even dead people can sweat.
âI actually canât be considered a normal dead person,â After Yin Xun put down his chopsticks, he began to explain to Lu Qingjiu, âMy death hasnât been registered with the local government, after all.â
âThen what kind of dead person are you?â Lu Qingjiu said.
Yin Xun said, âItâs a long story⦠The year âPanguâcreator created the universeâ¦â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â
Bai Yuehu said coldly, âSpeak human.â
Yin Xun immediately got to the point, âSorry, I drowned when I was ten years old.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â
Bai Yuehu, ââ¦â
âNevermind, if you donât want to talk about it, then donât force yourself.â Currently, Lu Qingjiu had already developed a fatherly love as big as a mountain towards this childhood friend whoâd been met with many difficulties in his life. âI know the bitterness in your heart, I know it all. Iâll reintroduce you to everyone. This is Bai Yuehu, a fox spirit. Heâs not human, like you. This is Xiao Huan and Xiao Hei, theyâre apparently spiritual beasts called Dangkang. This is Su Xi, heâs also a fox spiritâ¦â
Yin Xun, ââ¦â
Lu Qingjiu said, âSo you should relax. You being a dead person is actually really ordinary here, it doesnât matter.â
Right, clearly, the odd one out in this home was actually the homeâs owner, Lu Qingjiuâ¦
Upon thinking of this, Yin Xun let out emotional tears and embraced Lu Qingjiu. Lu Qingjiu stroked Yin Xunâs head, saying in a shaky voice, âXun-er ah, youâve suffered, Daddy⦠no, I will take good care of you from now on.â
Off to the side, Bai Yuehu was incredibly disgusted by those two. He even put down his chopsticks.
Yin Xun, who was being embraced by Lu Qingjiu as a child to be taken care of, suddenly gained an ill-gotten sense of courage. He asked, âThat⦠Iâd like to ask, is Mister Bai⦠really a fox?â
Lu Qingjiu let go, and looked towards Bai Yuehu. âOr else?â
Bai Yuehu gave Yin Xun a cold stare. He said, âYes, what else?â
As his words fell, nine big, beautiful, white tails appeared behind him. Yin Xunâs jaw dropped.
Lu Qingjiu shamelessly moved behind Bai Yuehu and began stroking his tails. âLook, like I said, Bai Yuehuâs a fox spirit. His tails feel so good.â After he said this, he saw the look in Bai Yuehuâs eyes soften and followed by crinkling into a smile.
Yin Xun watched on from the side. When the tails behind Bai Yuehu appeared, his eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets. His fingers twitched. Of course, he didnât have Lu Qingjiuâs courage, he didnât dare reach out and stroke Bai Yuehuâs tails⦠Even though whether these tails were actually Bai Yuehuâs was up for debate.
Lu Qingjiu, stroking his tail, was very happy. Bai Yuehu also crinkled his eyes in a smile. For a time, this scene was very harmonious, except Yin Xun was inching quietly towards the door.
When he was done touching Bai Yuehuâs tails, confirming the identity of his familyâs fox spirit, Lu Qingjiu placed his gaze back on Yin Xun. He said warmly, âYou probably havenât had a good rest for these past few days, you should go home early. Remember to come over tomorrow for breakfast.â
Yin Xun pursed his lips, clearly hesitating over something. At last, he seemed to finally summon his courage, and said, âDo you want to hear about what happened to me?â
Lu Qingjiu nodded. He naturally wanted to, it was just that if Yin Xun wasnât willing to talk, he wouldnât force him. Everyone had a past they didnât want to remember. There was no need for him to dig up othersâ old wounds just to satisfy his own curiosity.
âIf I tell you, you canât dislike me.â Yin Xunâs voice was low, sounding a little down. âOkay?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âI wonât dislike you.â He paused for a moment. Afraid that Yin Xun would overthink it, he raised an example, âTake my familyâs pickup truck. I already know itâs a slug, but donât I still like it very much?â
When he heard the word slug, Yin Xun couldnât help but shudder. ââ¦Can you not bring it up?â He really was very afraid of these soft-bodied mollusks. Even after he died, his fear of such animals hadnât decreased at all.
Lu Qingjiu shrugged, making an innocent expression.
âYou two can talk,â Bai Yuehu said, indifferent, âI just so happen to need to go out.â After he said this, he got up and left, leaving the house to Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun.
âLetâs go to the courtyard,â Lu Qingjiu said, âThe grape wine Iâve been making is about done. If you want, we can drink a little.â
âNah.â Hearing this, Yin Xun laughed. Lu Qingjiu was just as gentle as he remembered, easing his nervous mood. In the end, no matter if Lu Qingjiu accepted this already-dead man or not, he would never regret having been friends with Lu Qingjiu.
The two walked to the courtyard and sat down under the moonlight. Yin Xun was silent for a moment before slowly opening his mouth to speak, âDo you still remember what I said before about a child once drowning in the mountains of Shuifu village?â
âI remember,â Lu Qingjiu had a deep impression of Yin Xunâs story because when they went up onto the mountain with Zhu Miaomiao, they had been met with that same thing.
âThat child wasnât some other person,â Yin Xun slowly spoke the shocking truth, âThat child was me.â
Lu Qingjiuâs expression froze on his face. He asked, âBut⦠arenât you standing in front of me right now?â And everyone in the village knows you exist.
Yin Xunâs expression turned strange. He said in a low voice, âYes, the reason I can still interact with other people, still live in the mortal world, is because after that incident, something happened.â