CH 25.1
Fantasy Farm
translator: baumkuchen editor: ellabells
âFierce god?â To tell the truth, upon hearing those two words, Lu Qingjiu felt an unusual pressure in the air. This feeling was hard to describe with words, it was as if speaking those two words was a taboo.
âYes.â As he held the photographs, a strong interest appeared in Bai Yuehuâs eyes. This was Lu Qingjiuâs first time seeing him make such an expression. At first glance, he actually looked somewhat eager.
âBut, a fierce god⦠is it any different from the average spirit?â Lu Qingjiu continued to voice the questions in his heart.
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âNaturally, itâs different,â Bai Yuehu said, âIn order to live, a god needs faith. Itâs better to be a spirit.â He spoke slowly, patiently explaining to Lu Qingjiu, âIf a spirit gains believers, they can also turn into gods. Have you read that human-written Journey to the West?â
âIâve read it,â Lu Qingjiu nodded. When he brought up Journey to the West, he began to roughly understand the meaning hidden in Bai Yuehuâs words, âYou mean that before Sun Wukong became the Victorious Fighting Buddha, he was also a spirit? If spirits can become gods, then can gods⦠degenerate into spirits?â
âNo,â Bai Yuehu said, âEven if gods degenerate, theyâre still gods. Itâs just that their nature will become twisted, and may even become evil gods.â He continued, âSo if you see a shrine you donât recognise by the roadside, donât randomly pay your respects.â
Lu Qingjiu laughed, âNaturally I wonât.â He wasnât that kind of person who was interested in the supernatural. Then, Lu Qingjiu turned his attention back to the photographs and said, âSo this was done by a fallen god?â
âFallen isnât necessarily true,â Bai Yuehu smiled. His smile held some traces of satisfaction, like a predator that had found its prey. It even held a certain degree of desire, âBut whether fallen or not fallen, this kind of god will definitely taste delicious.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦Itâs edible?â
Bai Yuehu said, âYes.â
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Lu Qingjiuâs mood was complex, âIs it delicious?â
âDefinitely delicious,â Bai Yuehuâs tone was firm.
The moment he heard this, Lu Qingjiu just knew heâd definitely eaten one before, and there was a high chance heâd eaten more than one. For a time, he didnât know what to say, simply blinking and asking tentatively, âThen this oneâ¦â
Bai Yuehu said, âTonight Iâll go out to take a look-see.â See if I can just directly eat it.
These words of his was him agreeing to help out with his matter. Inwardly, Lu Qingjiu let out a sigh of relief. Since Bai Yuehu was that interested in that fierce god, that fierce god definitely wouldnât continue to commit crimes and take peopleâs lives. A lot of pressure should be taken off of Hu Shu and the restâs shoulders.
Lu Qingjiu said, âAlright then, so what would you like to eat tonight?â
Bai Yuehu said, âLetâs have meatâ¦â
His obsession with meat still hadnât diminished in the slightest.
Hence, that night, Lu Qingjiu made red braised pork belly with potatoes. The pork was from a local ranch. After chopping it into small pieces, it was fried with a small amount of oil, then put into a pot and stewed together with the potatoes. The grease in the meat was fried out, turning it incredibly flexible, with alternating layers of fatty and lean meat. When eaten, it wasnât greasy at all. The potatoes absorbed the fragrant juices from the pork, becoming even more delicious than the meat, enticing people to stuff their mouths. Lu Qingjiu knew the appetites of the two people in his home were huge, so he made a lot. After finishing the meat, Yin Xun even drizzled the remaining juices into a big bowl of rice, which was then completely swallowed down.
After the meal was over, Bai Yuehu went to wash the dishes, then left the courtyard. Lu Qingjiu knew he was going to go look for the fierce god, so he didnât ask, just urging him to take care and to go and return early.
But after he said this, Bai Yuehu gave him a strange look, which Lu Qingjiu couldnât understand, âWhy are you looking at me like that? Did I do something?â
Bai Yuehu said, âNo oneâs ever told me to âtake careâ before.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â He was silent for three seconds, then quietly corrected himself, âI meant that you should take care of food safety, donât⦠donât give yourself a stomach ache.â
Bai Yuehu nodded, and left, satisfied.
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As Lu Qingjiu watched him go, he thought that he himself being able to satisfy him was really inconceivable.
âYi? Whereâs Bai Yuehu going?â At some unknown time, Yin Xun had also popped out of the house, and asked, âAs long as it doesnât involve food, hasnât he always been the type to not move if he doesnât have to? How come heâs in the mood to take a walk today?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âHe went out to find foodâ¦â
Yin Xun scratched his chin, ââ¦Find what?â
Lu Qingjiu shrugged and didnât reply.
Fortunately, Yin Xun also wasnât particularly interested in Bai Yuehuâs whereabouts. He immediately changed the topic, eagerly rubbing his fists and wiping his palms as he asked, âOh, speaking of, when will our watermelons be ripe?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âProbably soon. After Bai Yuehu comes back, weâll open a few up to check.â Their fruits usually ripen faster than other peopleâs, and the quality was also good. The watermelons in their fields had already grown fruit, each both big and round. The sound they made when knocked on was sharp and clear. Their taste definitely wouldnât be bad.
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âThat works, â Yin Xun said, âIâll head back first. Take care while youâre alone at home. Yesterday, I heard from the auntie next door that three people had died in town. It hasnât been very peaceful lately.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âAlright, I know. You too, okay?â
Yin Xun nodded, and left.
Lu Qingjiu played with Xiao Hua and Xiao Hei in the courtyard for a while, then watched the chickens return to their coop before washing up and heading to bed.
Bai Yuehu had said heâd be back the night after tomorrow, so he shouldnât need to prepare that much food for the next two days. Even though Yin Xun ate a lot, it was still a normal amount of food. As Lu Qingjiu thought and thought, he fell into a deep sleep.
The next morning, Lu Qingjiu got up early and made a trip to the fields. Without Bai Yuehu to water the crops, it was up to him to do everything. It had to be said, Lu Qingjiu rarely ever did any farming before, it was only after personally going to the fields did he realise that farming really wasnât something easy or pleasant. Just carrying over the water was troublesome enough on its own, not to mention weeding or fertilizing the soil. Lu Qingjiu thought that after this, he definitely needed to treat Bai Yuehu even better. After all, he was the one who had taken on the task of doing the most difficult thing to do in the home.
After finishing the farm work and getting home, Lu Qingjiu didnât have any energy to cook. At this time, Yin Xun stood up, and expressed that he wanted to use his own strength to protect Lu Qingjiu â he was going to help him make a bowl of egg noodles.
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Lu Qingjiu, who still wanted to live a few more years, expressed that he was extremely moved, then rejected Yin Xun and opened up some instant noodles that had been gathering dust for quite some time.
Yin Xun indignantly asked him why he wouldnât give him another chance.
âBecause you only live once.â Lu Qingjiu patted his shoulder.
Yin Xun, ââ¦â
Lu Qingjiu, âOr else you can eat your own cooking?â
Yin Xun thought it over and ended up digging another cup of instant noodles out of Lu Qingjiuâs cabinet, eating together with Lu Qingjiu in silence. The person who most loved eating in their family was gone, and their standard of living could be said to have gone straight downâ¦
However, after not having eaten instant noodles for a long time, eating them once in a while was still pretty good.
At about two in the afternoon, the still-asleep Lu Qingjiu was shocked awake by his phone. He picked up the phone. On the screen was Hu Shuâs name.
âHello, Officer Hu, is there anything wrong?â Lu Qingjiu rubbed at his eyes, tiredness in his tone.
âIs this Mister Lu?â Hu Shuâs voice was slightly anxious.
âItâs me, what happened?â Lu Qingjiu asked.
âWe need to you come to the police station immediately,â Hu Shu said, âSomething new has happened.â
âWhatâs wrong?â The moment Lu Qingjiu heard his tone, he felt that the situation seemed to be rather serious. Waking himself up immediately, he asked, âWhat happened?â
Hu Shu said, âThereâs been another victim!â
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Lu Qingjiu exclaimed, âAnother victim?â He sat upright in bed, and asked in confirmation, âWhen did this happen?â
âRoughly at 11 this morning,â Hu Shu said, âThe corpse was found near the police station.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âThen⦠May I ask how I can help with anything?â He was just a normal person, this case was clearly supernatural. Even if he wanted to do something, he was afraid that he had the will but not the power.
âPlease come to the police station, this victim may have something to do with you,â Hu Shu said, âItâs not convenient to say on the phone.â
Lu Qingjiu responded, âSomething to do with me?!â In an instant, many possibilities flashed through Lu Qingjiuâs mind. His first thought was that the corpse was Bai Yuehuâs, that Bai Yuehu had been killed in the course of hunting the fierce god. Then a more terrible possibility arose in his mind â According to what Hu Shu had told him before, after the victims died, their families didnât notice anything strange about them. That is to say, even if that person was his relative or friend, after killing the person, the fierce god would morph into that relative or friend and continue to hide his identity. Shuifu village was so small, Lu Qingjiuâs human friends only consisted of one person⦠Could it be that person whoâd unexpectedly died and been replaced was Yin Xun?!
Thinking about how just at noon, he was eating instant noodles with Yin Xun, Lu Qingjiuâs arms broke out in a layer of goosebumps. But the main emotion he was feeling was worry, if something had really happened to Yin Xunâ¦
âAlright, Iâll be there immediately.â Lu Qingjiu didnât waste any more time. He got up, changed clothes and headed straight out the door.
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He didnât dare to go find Yin Xun and confirm this matter with him first. If the person who met with a mishap was really Yin Xun, then going over like that would definitely be beating the grass and startling the snake, and there was even the chance of himself getting into trouble as well.
Actually, the person Lu Qingjiu most wanted to contact right now was Bai Yuehu, but there was nothing he could do. Bai Yuehu didnât have a cell phone, so he could only wait for him to come back.
Lu Qingjiu started up the pickup truck and rushed towards town.
âBe good, hurry up a little this time, weâre in a hurry,â Lu Qingjiu stroked the steering wheel and talked it over with his pickup truck, âOkay?â
The pickup truck honked twice, as if telling Lu Qingjiu it understood.
Lu Qingjiu stroked it a few more times happily. This time, the pickup truck indeed worked very hard, gritting its teeth and persistently pushing forwards, forcibly shortening the original two hour trip to one hour. Speeding on the mountain roads was originally a very dangerous thing to do, but when this pickup truck really started up, it didnât need Lu Qingjiu to control the steering wheel at all, so there was no need to worry about traffic accidents.
During this, Lu Qingjiu took advantage of the time he had to call Yin Xun, and asked him what he was doing.
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âMe? I took an afternoon nap and then got up, Iâm in the fields now,â Yin Xun said, âI was getting ready to plant a few cabbage seeds⦠Whatâs wrong?â
Lu Qingjiu thought for a moment, then said, âRight, do you still remember how we used to go up the mountains to play when we were kids?â
âGoing up the mountains to play when we were kids?â Yin Xun asked, âWhat about it?â
âWasnât your favourite food to eat prickly bubbles?â Lu Qingjiu asked, âHow about when summer arrives, we go up the mountains again to pick some?â The actual name of prickly bubbles was raspberries. They tasted tart and sweet, it was a type of wild fruit a lot of little kids loved to eat. After they ripened, they turned purple. When Lu Qingjiu and the rest were younger, they indeed often picked them to eat.
âNo!â Yin Xun said, âYouâre trying to mess with me, right?!â Who knew that Yin Xun would immediately turn down Lu Qingjiuâs invitation. âThey may taste good, but those things have so many thorns, and Iâm allergic to thorns. Did you forget how I almost had to go to the hospital that one time?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âOh, I remember now.â
Yin Xun asked, âWhatâs wrong with you? Youâre acting strange.â
âItâs nothing,â Lu Qingjiu said, âJust go and plant your cabbage first, Iâll tell you tonight.â
âAlright,â Yin Xun also seemed busy, hanging up without a second thought.
That conversation just now indeed was Lu Qingjiu testing Yin Xun. Yin Xun had a special constitution, and was easily allergic to many things. The thorns of those kinds of wild fruit were one of them. If Yin Xun had calmly agreed to Lu Qingjiuâs invitation, Lu Qingjiu wouldâve had a rough idea of the situation, but as of now, Lu Qingjiu hadnât found anything strange with Yin Xun.
Lu Qingjiu felt like this matter was becoming all the more confusing.