CH 15
Fantasy Farm
translator: baumkuchen editor: ellabells
This shriek was far too familiar. The moment he heard it, Lu Qingjiu knew it must have been from Yin Xun. Thinking something had happened, he got up in a hurry and ran outside. But before he even reached the door, he saw Yin Xun rush in, grab him by the shoulders and started shaking him like crazy, âLu Qingjiu, did you f*cking win five million behind my back?!!!â
Lu Qingjiu was shaken until his head spun and his eyes went dizzy, and when he heard Yin Xunâs question his expression became even more confused, âWhat? What win five million??â
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Yin Xun roared, âTake a look outside your house!!â
Lu Qingjiu hurried to the door, stepped over the doorstep and and saw the âfive million yuan lottery prizeâ Yin Xun was talking about. A gorgeous blue convertible sports car was parked right by the entrance to Lu Qingjiuâs home. The car was branded with a tiny, golden winged man that dazzled in the sunlight. Lu Qingjiu recognised the car as a Rolls-Royce, but as to which model it was, he really didnât knowâ¦
âWhose car is parked here?â Lu Qingjiu was shocked stupid.
âItâs not yours?â Yin Xun turned his head to stare at Lu Qingjiu, âWho in this village would buy such a car? We would have to save up for several years to even buy a Wuling Hongguang.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦Do I look like I could afford a sports car?â
Yin Xun, âThen whoâs car is this?â
Lu Qingjiu turned to look in the direction of his house. After a moment of silence, he whispered, âHave you seen Bai Yuehu?â
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Yin Xun said, âHavenât seen him.â
Lu Qingjiu stood by the door and called out, âYuehu!! Bai Yuehu!!!â
The house was utterly silent with no one responding.
Lu Qingjiu thought for a moment, then said, âHe probably already went off to water the fields already, Iâll go to the fields to look for him.â
âHe bought the car?â Yin Xunâs eyes widened.
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦Well, itâs not like I bought it.â
As the two talked, they made their way toward the fields. When they reached the fields, they happened to spot Bai Yuehu. He had changed into a set of comfortable work clothing and a pair of black rubber boots. He stooped down to weed a tomato plant. If not for his extraordinarily beautiful face, he would really look just like a simple farmhand.
âBai Yuehu!â Lu Qingjiu shouted.
Bai Yuehu turned around, no particular expression on his face, âWhatâs wrong?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âDid you buy that car?â
Bai Yuehu said, âIt arrived?â
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Lu Qingjiu asked, âThen what happened?â
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Bai Yuehu said, âIt was abandoned.â
Not just Yin Xun, even Lu Qingjiu was baffled by this answer. But Bai Yuehu didnât have any plans on explaining. He gently stroked a plump tomato and continued, âYou guys can use it, I donât drive much.â
âNo, I canât,â Lu Qingjiu was shocked. Even though he didnât recognise the exact model, from the quality and brand, he could still tell that the cost of this car was in the seven digits, âThis car is too conspicuousâââ
âConspicuous?â Bai Yuehu gave him a sideways look.
âRight, too conspicuous,â Lu Qingjiu said helplessly, âItâs not like I can drive this kind of car to sell tomatoes.â
Whoâs to say that the next day, the city tabloids would come out with a headline like: Shocking! Tomato Vendors Make Tens of Millions of Yuan a Month, Driving Luxury Cars to Set Up Stalls⦠or something like that.
âThen what kind of car do you want?â Bai Yuehu asked.
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âJust a small pick-up, the most plain kindâ¦â Lu Qingjiu wiped the cold sweat off his forehead.
Hearing this, Bai Yuehu nodded, and then waved his hand, saying, âAlright, tomorrow Iâll get someone to exchange it.â
Only then did Lu Qingjiu let out a sigh of relief. He actually didnât want to stand out too much. After all, Bai Yuehu wasnât some ordinary person. Since fox spirits existed, who knew if there werenât any Taoists priests who dedicated their lives to catching fox spirits. What if it aroused suspicion from others? Or raised some controversy? There was too much at stake.
Even though Lu Qingjiu liked luxury cars, his head was still clear.
Yin Xun finally realised that Lu Qingjiuâs house was hiding a local tyrant. When they got back to the front gate, he pointed at the luxury car and stood there stunned for a long time before managing to choke out, âBai Yuehu bought this?â
Lu Qingjiu nodded.
Yin Xun said, âHoly shit, I had assumed he was like me, a freeloader cadging meals.â
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Lu Qingjiu sighed and patted his shoulder. He turned away, going off to prepare breakfast, leaving Yin Xun standing in the entrance on his lonesome, lamenting that it turned out that he was the only poor one hereâ¦
Bai Yuehu did as he had said. After a day, the luxury car at the entrance of his home disappeared and was replaced with a plain Wuling Hongguang pickup truck. Seeing the truck, Lu Qingjiu was relieved.
Bai Yuehu found Lu Qingjiuâs reaction rather strange. He asked, âDonât you humans all like expensive things? Why didnât you want it?â
Lu Qingjiu replied, âLike is just like, at the end of the day it isnât mine.â
Bai Yuehu said, âI could give it to you.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âItâs too expensive, I canât accept it. This truck is very good, it can transport melons, fruits, and meat, and it wonât inconvenience others.â
Hearing Lu Qingjiuâs answer, the look Bai Yuehu was giving him became even stranger.
Lu Qingjiu did an inspection of the truck. For some unknown reason, he felt that this pickup truck looked a little weird. After studying the truck for a long time, he suddenly noticed that the position of the two headlights was somewhat wrong. The headlights of other such trucks were all centred and circular, but the headlights of this truck were slightly skewed to the left. At first glance, it looked like the car was peeping at something.
âYi, why are the positions of the headlights wrong?â Lu Qingjiu was shocked, âDid you buy fake goods?â
Hearing this, Bai Yuehu shot the truck a look. He raised a hand and slapped it down on the hood. The very next moment, the headlights returned to normal.
Seeing this, Lu Qingjiuâs expression turned alarmed.
In the face of Lu Qingjiuâs astonishment, Bai Yuehu responded with abnormal calm, âItâs fixed.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â What the f*ck! What the f*ck! He just knew it couldnât have been that simple! This truck was obviously a living thing! He hesitated for a moment, before asking in a shaking voice, âCan I ask what this is?â
Bai Yuehu said, âItâs a truck.â
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Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦I know itâs a truck. Iâm asking what it was before that.â
Bai Yuehu was silent for a moment, before faintly asking, âDo you really want to know?â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â Why was your tone so heavy? What exactly is this?
As Lu Qingjiu was hesitating, Bai Yuehuâs lips moved, about to tell him what exactly this truck had been. At that critical moment, Lu Qingjiuâs unparalleled sixth sense acted up. He held up a hand, blocking Bai Yuehuâs mouth, and said, âDonât say anything! I donât want to know anymore.â
Bai Yuehu gave him a doubting look.
âAnyways I still need to use it, what it was before isnât important,â Lu Qingjiuâs explanation was also a form of reassuring himself, âKnowing too much isnât a good thing.â
Bai Yuehu nodded, using his eyes to tell Lu Qingjiu to take his hand off his mouth.
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Lu Qingjiu gave a few dry laughs and hurriedly removed his hand.
âIt really isnât a good thing,â Bai Yuehu said, âYou wonât need to add gas. Just use it as you wish, if it doesnât listenâ¦â He moved his gaze to the truck. Lu Qingjiu clearly saw the truckâs headlights silently move to the side, obviously afraid to meet Bai Yuehuâs eyes.
âIâll change it to a new one,â Bai Yuehu casually insinuated exactly what ending the truck would have.
Off to the side, the little pickup truck trembled. Lu Qingjiu didnât know whether to laugh or cry. He could only pat the front of it to comfort it, silently telling it not to be afraid, he wouldnât do anything to it. Only then did his little comrade the pickup truck force itself to feel a bit better.
Having finished their discussion of the truck, Bai Yuehu said the rest of the tomatoes in the field were just about ripe, so tomorrow they could bring them over to the market to sell. Since they had a truck now, they didnât have to trouble Uncle Chen and it could be considered more convenient.
Lu Qingjiu agreed. He saw that spring was halfway over and the weather was steadily becoming warmer. He needed to start preparing a few summer crops. Also, this old house didnât have any air-conditioning, he needed to find time to get someone from town to help him install some air-conditioners.
The others in the village, upon noticing that Lu Qingjiu had bought a new truck, were all shocked. Lu Qingjiu mentioned to them that if they ever needed a pickup truck, they could let him know. Since they were all from the same village, helping each other out was only natural. However, Shuifu village didnât actually have many close connections to the outside world. It was relatively closed off. The newly arrived Lu Qingjiu was the most diligent about going out in the village.
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The harvested tomatoes were packed into sacks and then packed into the back of his pickup truck. Lu Qingjiu brought Yin Xun out with him to the market to sell their crops. They brought a lot more tomatoes today and werenât sure if they could sell them all. If they sold it all, they could buy extra meat, but if they couldnât sell it all, it didnât matter. Anyways this pickup truck didnât need to be refueled, having to drive it a little more wouldnât cost them anything.
The two of them set off before dawn, thinking of getting there early to get a good spot. When they reached the market, there were already quite a few early-rising farmers setting up their stalls.
Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun found a spot by the roadside, opened up the back of their truck, showing off the tomatoes inside. They laid a sheet of plastic over the ground and started hawking their produce.
Even though they brought a lot more tomatoes today, Lu Qingjiu didnât plan on lowering his prices since business was good last time. This time, even if they didnât manage to sell them all, there was no problem just bringing them back. Besides, the weather wasnât too hot, so the tomatoes wouldnât spoil easily. He was planning on just selling them slowly.
But what Lu Qingjiu never thought of was that the moment he started selling, a big customer showed up. Upon seeing Lu Qingjiu, that person rushed over. He opened his mouth and said, âLittle boss, youâve finally come to sell your crops.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âAh, welcome. Do you want to buy anything?â
âWant, want, want,â That person nodded, and pointed at the tomatoes in the pickup truck, âI want them all!â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â Is this person serious?